01x03 - BFHF

[bunniefuu]

♪♪ [muffled pop]
[moped motor whirring]

♪♪ [continues]

Safety-- check.
Deliciousness-- double-check.

This is gonna be epic.

♪♪ [pop]
[chittering]

Huh? Nope!
We're waiting for Kamala.

[chittering continues]
We talked about this,
and we agreed.

We also talked about
the importance of willpower.

Remember?
[grunting]

Tippy-Toe T. T-Toes.

What happened to sharing?
[chitters]

Ooh, so close!

[chitters]

Kamala!

Our first superhero team-up!
[grunting]

I am so excited!

Celebratory cupcake?
Yes!

Wait. No.

Doreen, we need
to actually team up first.

And my HeroWatch App
tagged the perfect foe.

Someone just marked Ghost Spider

fighting a couple blocks away
right now!

What better first mission
than bringing in
an ex-superhero?

Okay. One: we don't know
that she went bad.
It could've always been a clone.

Two: either way,
I am so, so in!
[screeching]

Let me just change, and--
[yells]
Coming through!

[both]
Huh?
[Tippy-Toe squeaks]

[exclaims]

Ha! Ow! Disaster averted.
See ya around.
[chuckles]

Tippy, get her!

[screeches]

What? Hey!
[chittering]

Nice try, tree-rat,
but I've got places to be.

[Tippy-Toe chittering]
Hey! What gives?

[crashing, clattering]
Stop that!

[web sh**ter deploying]
Why are you like this?

I'm so serious right now.
Oh, wow.
She's really persistent.

Think we have time
for just one cupcake?
Bad squirrel! Bad choices!

Hey, look over there!
It's a nut!
Yeah, probably.

[groans]
Come on.
Mmm?

Take your pick-- Not that one!
But then we have to change.

Get back here, rodent!
You and your cheap accessories!

[clattering]
No! Okay, I didn't mean it!
I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry.
[clattering]

[yells]
I always hated squirrels.

Ugh!

[chitters]
I thought squirrels
only ate nuts!

[grunts]

Okay, Bucktooth.
What gives?

We give.

Justice, Ghost Spider.

[chittering]
Get ready for the first
legendary team-up

of Ms. Marvel, Tippy-Toe,
and Squirrel Girl!

BFHFs--

Best Friend Heroes...
[whispers]
Forever.

[fake snoring]

[muttering]
Who are you again?

Just give up peacefully.
If you're really innocent,

it's time to stop running
and prove it.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[sighs]
Probably, but not to you.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
someone else
was chasing me first,

and it is so rude
to cut in line.

Embiggen!

[grunting]

We're not gonna let you leave.

That's what
a lot of people think.

You wanna fight me, ladies?
Take your best shot.

Will Squirrel Girl
and Ms. Marvel defeat
their multicolored menace?

Will Ghost Spider
escape justice again?

Find out next week--
S.G., what are you doing?

I was raising
the dramatic tension,

but apparently
we're in a rush.

So...

[all yell]

[yells]