Batman - Black and White
Motion Comics
S02E04 - A Game of Bat and Rat
No, no really, I ain't kiddin'.
Batman's dead.
Right, Nick,
and you did it, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Like half an hour ago.
See, we were just
packin' up a big shipment,
big for us, but nothin'
the army would miss.
Batman, though,
I guess, don't miss much.
The boys, they all panicked.
But I kept cool, see?
Ain't like I had to go far
for a solution after all.
Bam!
No way bat boy could've lived
through that.
That's what you think.
How much for a boilermaker?
What you mean "think?"
I know, grandpa.
I seen it.
I seen somethin', too.
Fishin' I was, 'cause
I like to do it late,
not early like most,
do you know?
Now I know fishin'
isn't legal down there,
but he didn't seem
too bothered with me.
See, I wouldn't say
he was doin' so good,
but dead, that's a stretch.
He needed a rest.
He needed to bed down
somewhere for a bit.
That's the last thing
you need, alchy.
Just tell me where
he's lyin' down.
Well, you being so interested,
seems like I got somethin' here
worth a little bit.
Seems like I should get
somethin'
for tellin' you that.
Okay, how's this sound?
You get to keep
all your blood inside ya.
Mick, if he can live
through that expl*si*n
should we really be down here?
You heard the booze hound,
he's hurt, man.
All messed up.
What can he do to us?
A wounded bear
k*lled my uncle Louie.
Shut up, Claude.
Now, I'll take point.
Claude and rafe on the left.
Ned and Bruno...
Bruno?
Punk must've bailed.
Don't let me catch
any of you doin' that.
Okay. You see anything movin'
that ain't you, sh**t it.
That'll be our signal.
So, did your uncle Louie
really get k*lled by a bear?
I don't even have
no uncle Louie,
but I heard stories.
Yeah.
Me, too.
Do you think maybe
Batman's more or less
dangerous than a bear?
- Ah!
- Hey!
Don't sh**t!
- Mick!
- Ned!
He's over here!
sh**t him, damn it!
sh**t him!
I can't!
Why the hell not?
'Cause of Claude,
he's in the way!
He's over here!
What are you talkin' about, man?
He's right here.
Right in front of me.
Okay.
I'm comin'.
We're gonna take care of
this thing right now.
Ah!
I see you, you pile of...
Huh?
How the hell?
Ah!
Old man, you set me up!
You knew.
You knew all the time
Batman wasn't hurt at all.
Sure.
I knew.
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