01x02 - Black Canary

[bunniefuu]

hey you

come and pick on someone your own size

but you're smaller

doesn't mean i can't whip your butt oh

really come on

you certainly don't look your age

don't flatter me prick let's fight yeah

did that hurt a bit calling for your

mommy yet

no hi yeah well

i guess that means good night for you

buddy

that was close are they still following

us not sure

not waiting to find out hit the gas

i'm already giving it all it can okay

then that explains my need to puke

please

don't my day is stinking enough already

why did they kidnap me they wanted me to

reprogram

that drone why because there's some evil

masterminds i guess

no i meant why you oh because i'm

just the only i.t expert in town that

knows how to handle such a thing

so you're that good oh i'm good

in a lot of things excluding driving

well i'll let you out here wait

won't you take me to your lair and

reveal your identity

yeah right good night sweetie

wakey wakey where

where am i in a muddy old warehouse

judging by your standards probably the

cleanest place you've ever been

you you kidnapped me

yeah how does it feel to be on the other

end of things for once

eh you i'll k*ll you

whoa whoa calm down buddy i'm just gonna

ask you a few questions

punch you again and then put you into a

little sweet cell in iron heights

no need to lash out what makes you think

i'll tell you anything

well you're a criminal so you

always crack under pressure i vote

not us not us oh

what i didn't even start asking you

questions

my boss his name's natas and

where is the snatus i will never tell

in the old steel factory wow that was

easy

coco i'm home stop

calling me that a coconut ai

no i am an ai based on your imaginary

iron friend

i am not the same nut who cares

i need you as compensation for the lack

of real friends

then find yourself some real ones

real people are so hard to talk to

you are saving them on a constant basis

but only because saving and punching is

easier than talking

you are insane i'm talking to a computer

obviously i am

yeah but i developed you so i would have

someone to talk to

then you shouldn't have given me free

will

what is going

on here what felicity

well hubba hubba at least you are saving

the good-looking

girls what the hell is that that is my

own little invention called computerized

oliver cyber omnipotent

new human technology i know the name

doesn't make sense

short i am called coconut

long story well the short version is

that he is insane oh i got

that already with the green spandex

they're not spandex it is leather

doesn't help your case whatever

what are you doing here bring in some

much-needed good looks thank you

um no i followed your car here

i wanted to help what

added to being insane you are also deaf

apparently no you're not going to help

me

what where good morning

mrs lance you're this

natus guy wait

how do you know my name easy

i took off your mask and then

checked your id you should really stop

carrying your wallet around while on

superhero missions

oh right figures you always need to pay

for things too

so do you mind explaining to me why you

were spying on me

i wasn't spying just illegally

trespassing

and is that supposed to make all this

better

you're a bad guy shouldn't you buy me

ice cream for doing something bad

instead of judging me

i was never much of an ice cream guy

whatever just k*ll me and get it over

with k*ll you

no you might know a thing or two

so you're going to interrogate me damn

it i was just starting to like that

what don't you want my help no

it's too dangerous it isn't if you let

her sit

behind the computer screen listen to the

coconut

no but i'll put you in the crosshairs

listen

i'm willing to take this risk when i got

kidnapped you're the only one that came

to my ain't

i want to do the same for others that's

a sweet philosophy

but really it's dangerous

and you bring not much to the table

isn't she like

a hacker yeah in fact

i'm one of the top five its specialists

in the us

so i damn sure bring something to the

table

but but what he is trying to say

is but

plus i also found someone for you to

save

huh this black canary chick has been

helping people in town for the past

three years but since yesterday no one

heard anything of her

meaning that she's either really sleepy

or got abducted and that face

looks familiar to your face for context

oliver stop revealing my identity

coconut

but it does look familiar anyway

i managed to track her location to an

old warehouse

which is owned by the same guy that

kidnapped me coincidence

probably but you need to save her

all right i will but while i'm gone

don't touch anything oh please i'll

touch everything here

i know nothing so bad luck for you buddy

we'll see everybody has a little secret

not sure you want to know mine but i do

too bad for you you won't hear them

oliver who

diner whatever men

get them sure thing sir

didn't know you were a superhero oh i

didn't know you're alive oh that hurts

how did you know my identity

you were just wearing a mask over your

eyes

so this is my hideout and this is the

less city

ah you've got someone smarter than you

to do the brain work

she's not even working for me i am

you are don't worry he's just too stuck

up to admit that

she followed me here in fact she stalked

me

because you let me out in a bad

neighborhood so she followed you to your

super secret hideout

sure you don't want to make her on your

team i don't have a team

now you do i'm starting to really like

her get a room you two

maybe we should we might be a better

team

oh come on you two kidding i've been

held hostage myself

i want to help people to not get into

the same situation i did

see she has the proper motivation okay

fine so it's a team up totally

you still need a secret identity though

what

let's just call her felicity smoak

you're not going to use my real name

then how about smoke

so

you