02x18 - The Devil Dinosaur You Say! (Six Against Infinity, Part 4)

[bunniefuu]

Add infinity to infinity,

and I can scatter
the six of you across time,

space, and reality!

You'll be out of my universe forever!

[cries out]

[cries out]

[grunts]

I'm okay. Adam anti um skeleton.

[laughs]

[groans]

[growls]

That Dark Surfer's
gonna be riding a wave

of butt whuppin'
when I see him again.

For all I know,
I'm in a different universe.

I better get my bearings.

[gasps]

There's something
you don't see everyday.

[dinosaur roars]

Dinosaurs.

That would explain the Jurassic stink.

[loud thumping sounds]

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa! Earthquake!

Uh, nice dinosaur?

[chuckles]

[roars]

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Thanos ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

[groans]

[roars]

Huh? A red dinosaur?

Huh. Didn't your giant lizard momma
tell you about sun block, Dino bub?

[growls]

Wow, a sun scorched saurapod

with a monkey boy on its back.

Not monkey boy. Moon Boy!

My name is Moon Boy!

[hoots]

[growls]

[Wolverine chuckles]

Moon Boy belongs to the Hill Folk.

Devil Dinosaur is our protector.

[roars]

Devil Dinosaur says you are an intruder.

He says you must leave.

Tell him that I'll leave
as soon as I figure out where I am.

Tell him yourself.
Devil Dinosaur can hear.

Okay. I will leave
as soon as I figure out where I am.

- [growls]
- Devil Dinosaur says

he does not appreciate
your patronizing tone.

He says intruders must leave.

No problem.

[roars]

I don't want to have to hurt you!

- [pants]
- [roars]

Devil Dinosaur says
that he doesn't like you.

Duh, not many people do.

[growls]

[growls]

Ugh. You're despicable.

[ground creaks]

[cries out]

[coughs]

[roars]

[coughs]

When I get my hands
on that red loud-mouthed leather head,

I'm going to... Hey.

What's that noise?

[screams]

[screaming continues]

[loud splash]

Ow! Ouch! Hey! Ow! Ouch again!

[robots hum]

Thanks, I think.

[Wolverine cries out]

[robots hum]

I am the High Evolutionary.

Greetings to you,

oh short, stout,
and unusually hairy life form.

Eh, I've been called worse.

You do not belong here
on this Dinosaur World.

Tell me something
I don't know, smart guy.

Then perhaps we can help each other.

I am a scientist,

and I have come
to Dinosaur World to study it.

But my robot lab assistants
and I have run into a problem.

[Wolverine] Devil Dinosaur.

The red dinosaur
does not belong here.

Its presence here will damage
the fragile ecosystem.

I need your help
in saving the world

from the evil red dinosaur.

I don't know.
He didn't look evil, just mean.

And I can respect that.

[High Evolutionary] No, no, no.
No, you're wrong.

That dinosaur is evil. Pure evil.

Help me save Dinosaur World,

and then I can help you get home.

[Wolverine] Okay. Show me what ya got.

[snickers]

Any news, Cap?

No news.

This lack of progress
is so slow and frustrating.

And I know a little something
about slow and frustrating.

I work in government.

Still searching for the Squaddies,
Mr. Mayor.

We'll give you a stars and stripes update
as soon as we know anything.

I can't believe the Silver Surfer
could turn into a bad guy.

Somebody should try reasoning with him.

Somebody...

Hello.

Bonsai!

[groans]

[Moon Boy] You again?

[roars]

Devil Dinosaur says
you should begin running.

Because when he catches you,

he's going to shave your eyebrows.

[growls]

Oh, not shave your eyebrows.

Destroy. He's going to destroy you.

Sorry.

Whatever.
Talking time's over, monkey boy.

Moon Boy.

Right, nobody cares.

Anyway, Devil Dinosaur is going down.

[roars]

[growls]

What? What is it, boy?

[grunts]

Hey, get back here!

[cries out]

Slow down, lumpy!

- Stop!
- Whoa!

Do you hear that?

- No. Didn't hear anything.
- It's silent.

Er. Something is wrong.

[Wolverine] What is this place?

[Moon Boy] This is my village.

My people live here.

But they're gone.

[Devil Dinosaur growls]

My people are gone.

They must've been kidnapped!

Kidnapped by who?

One moon ago, a strange creature
came to our world

and has been trying to kidnap
the Hill Folk.

The High Evolutionary.

The High Evolutionary
used me to distract you

so he could snatch your people.

[sniffs]

Don't worry. I've got his scent.

I'm going to hunt
the High Evolutionary down

and teach him a lesson.

[grunts]

[roars and grunts]

[coughs]

Another Wolverine team up.

Wonderful.
Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy.

Can't wait.

Have you seen the Squaddies?

Well, keep on watching for them.

I know that's what you do.

Thanks, Watcher.

Relax, Cap.
I'm currently coordinating

forty-two dedicated search parties
maintaining an orderly

search and rescue pattern
across every portion of the galaxy.

Every contingency is accounted for.

[Ms. Marvel] Okay.
I didn't see that coming.

[phone rings]

[Ms. Marvel] Mr. Mayor!

What do you think you're doing?

About 800 knots.

By the way, how do you turn off
the parking brake on this thing?

Never mind.

I've read your thoughts, Mayor,

and you're wasting your time.

Surfer, you've let all this

Infinity gobbledygook
go to your head.

Inferior being.

Listen to reason.

Or if you won't listen to reason,
at least listen to me!

I've had it with these cosmic types.

You think we're inferior beings?
Well, then.

This is for the people of Earth!

Mayor! No!

[beeps]

[polka music]

Oops. Wrong button.

[beeps]

[cries out] Wow.

[gasps]

Ha! 'Nuff said.

Face front, true deceiver.

Hoo-ha!

Whoa!

You dare?

Take that, effendi.

[cries out]

Okay, okay, mistakes were made.

But, hey, let's talk it over
like gentlemen.

[strains]

[grunts]

Mayor, you continue to act
like we are equals.

You are nothing,

and the Dark Surfer is
the very embodiment of Infinity!

[laughs]

[gasps]

[laughs]

Let me explain
what's happening on Earth.

[whimpering]

Your planet has left its orbit.

The atmosphere
was almost pulled away

by the sudden change in direction.

Now the Earth is moving further
and further away from your Sun.

Your planet will slowly freeze.

Dark Surfer, what have you done?

Ah. I just told you.

Not my fault you weren't listening.

Go ahead. Fly away home.

[cries out]

[sniffs]

[growls]

Shh. Keep quiet.
We have to rely on stealth.

[roars]

[howling]

Devil Dinosaur wants to know
if we still have to be quiet.

[High Evolution]
Ah, Wolverine and guests.

[Moon Boy] Where are my people?

What have you done to the Hill Folk?

As a scientist, I must observe,
study, learn and fix things

that arbitrarily bother me.

Humanoids should not be
running around with dinosaurs.

It's wrong.

Huh? It feels okay.

Wrong, wrong wrongasaurus!

At first, I was simply going
to destroy the Hill Folk.

But then I came up
with a better idea.

They're quite safe, as you can see.

I plan to sell them as pets.

They look adorable
and run on those wheels all day long.

Some even know limericks.

[laughs]

Wait. You mean,
after all that high-handed science stuff,

you're all about turning a profit?

[strains]

And now that I have the whole herd,

I can leave Dinosaur World behind.

You too.

[cries out]

[loud crash sounds]

[groans]

Easy, Red.
They're long gone by now.

[sighs]

[roars]

What's gotten into you?

[grunts]

I have no idea what you're saying.

[grunts]

[roars]

Oh, you mean...
you mean it's not over?

[roars]

You have a way we can still
stop the High Evolutionary?

[roars]

And save Moon Boy and the Hill Folk?

Well then, what are we waiting for?

[roars]

[Wolverine] There it is.

So, you got a plan to get us up there?

- Yee-ha!
- [roars]

[engines stall]

[growls] You better run.

Devil Dinosaur says he's going
to shave your eyebrows.

[robots hum]

[snorts]

I meant destroy.
He's going to destroy you.

[roars]

[roars]

[engines stall]

[roars]

You find Moon Boy and the Hill Folk.

I'm gonna find the High Evolutionary.

[growls]

[roars]

[hoots]

Go, Devil Dinosaur, go!

[roars]

[cheers]

[hoots]

I knew you'd come back for us.

I'm glad you're here.

Yo. High Evo. FYI.

You've got an angry dinosaur
running loose on your ship.

Now, I know that I may
appear untrustworthy,

but, well, that's all I've got.

Now, help me defeat Devil Dinosaur,

and then I'll return you
to your home planet.

Forget it. I'm not helping you.

Don't be a fool!

You're in the middle of nowhere.

In another galaxy,
in another dimension,

with no space ship
and no way to contact your friends.

I'm your only hope.

[growls]

Okay.

Psych!

- Fool!
- [strains]

Like I'd ever work for you?

[grunts]

[grunts]

Survival of the fittest has spoken.

And you are unfit.
Any last words?

Yeah. You're going
to need a new ship.

[alarms sound]

[electricity crackles]

[cries out]

Looks like you blew up
your own controls.

Your ship's gonna kee-rash.

You buffoon!

Even if you somehow survive this crash,

you'll be stuck on this planet forever.

I'll live.

[alarms sound]

[Moon Boy] Hurry, my people.

Climb aboard Devil Dinosaur.
It's our only chance.

Do we have a plan?

[roars]

Woohoo! We did it!

[whooping cheers]

The Hill Folk are free!

So, Devil Dino,
how'd that last move work, huh?

Weren't you saying something
about 9.8 meters per second squared?

[grunts and sorts]

Uh-huh. Huh? You don't say.

Go on. Wow, professor never
mentioned that in class.

[purrs]

Mr. Mayor, are you hurt?

Well, I have good news
and I have bad news.

We already figured out
the bad news.

Earth has been ripped
from its orbit.

We're all going to freeze.

Been there, done that.

What's the good news?

Snow day!

[laughs]

Everybody loves snow days, right?

Am I right? [Laughs]

[Dark Surfer] I could snap my fingers
and end them.

I could just wish them all away
like so much of the universe

that I've already destroyed.

But after spending
so much time here,

Earth has special meaning to me.

And I want to have the fun

of watching its people
slowly struggle and fail.

Besides, this way, if I get bored,

I can thaw them back out
and play with them some more.

[laughs]

[grunts]

I'd like to stay,

but I gotta keep looking
for a way home.

I have a bad feeling

that things could
be falling apart back there.

Thank you for everything, Wolverine.

My people owe you a great debt.

[grunts]

No, I don't need a ride.
But thanks anyway.

[grunts]

Well, okay.

One last ride.

[grunts]

[loud thumping sounds]

[roars]

Yee-ha! Mush bub!

[hoots]

[theme music playing]