03x20 - Trip to Tomorrow

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[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Ah, Morning.

Wonder What The New Day Will Bring.

[Crash]

[Wolf Whistle]

Gee, That Was
Some Fall.

Yeah. Just Dropped
Right In.

Where Am I?

This Is A Boxcar,

And You're On Your Way To Podunk.

Podunk? Are You Allowed To Travel Alone That Far?

I'm Running Away.

Oh, I See.

You're Spider-Man,
Ain't You?

That's Right.

You Think
I Could Become

A Real Crime-Fighter
Like You?

Sure, You Could.
It's Easy.

It Is? Oh, Boy. I Think I'll Become

The Caped Protector
Of Podunk.

Will You Teach Me?

Sure. Just Put Yourself In My Shoes.

You Bet. Show Me.

Ok. Now, Let's See. I Remember When...

I Can't Think
Of Anything Else.

Mr. Mayor, Nothing Can Stop Him Now.

But, General, There Must Be Something.

That's It-- The Gold Bullion Building.

All The Gold Of The World For The Grabbing!

Man: Heh Heh Heh.
Yeah.

And Who Can Stop Us?

Bombs Away.

Unh!

You Nasty Gnat.

[Crash]

[Crash]

[Crash]

What's The Matter,
Big Boy?

Down To
Your Last Shot?

This One's
Indestructible.

Not Even I
Can Control It.

It Will Blast You Clear To Infinity.

Hey!

What?

Hey! Stop! Hey!

Heavens!
You Looped Him.

Yeah. You, Too.

[Crash]

Boy! That Sure Didn't Look Easy.

Well, Sometimes If You Want To Be A Real Crime-Fighter,

You Have To Take Risks.

What Kind Of Risks?

Well, Let's See. I Remember When...

[Thunder]

Spider-Man: Ahoy There, Captain.

What Can I Do
For You, Spidey?

I've Heard Rumors The "Flying Dutchman"

Has Been Seen
Around Here.

'Tis No Rumor, Mate. You Can Log It

In Your Book
As Solid Fact.

Each Time A Storm Spills Its Fury On Us,

The Phantom Ship Appears Over Smugglers Cove.

But If You Value
Your Life,

Go Back Wherever It Is You Came From.

Thanks For The Warning, Captain,

But I'm
Much Too Curious.

That Must Be The Cove.

There It Is-- The "Flying Dutchman!"

And There It Went,

Right Into The Cove.

My Spider Senses
Are Tingling.

Well, Shiver My Timbers.

Man: The Boss Doesn't Take Kindly

To Strangers
With Cameras.

Hold It, Jake. You Want The Sheriff On Our Trail?

You're Right. Better Report This To The Boss.

What Are You
Doing Here?

I Told You To Watch For The Sub.

Man: We Hooked A Strange Fish.

Aye. He Was Taking Pictures Of The "Dutchman."

One Of The Villagers?

Nah. Some Character In A Funny Suit.

He Tried To sh**t Something At Us,

Like A Spider Web.

Spider-Man! What's He Doing Here?

We Must Get Rid Of Him Before The Sub Arrives,

Or He'll Ruin
All My Plans.

You Want Us To Take Care Of Him?

No. I'll Reserve That Privilege For Myself.

Ha Ha Ha!

Walloping Websnappers.

I Think Someone Dropped Anchor Right On My Head.

And It Looks Like They Went That-A-Way.

This Must Be
Smugglers Cove.

My Spider Sense
Is At It Again.

Something's Fishy, And It's Not The Cargo.

This Is The First Time I've Ever Been Attacked By A Ship.

Mysterio:
At Least Give Me

Some Of The Credit.
Ha Ha Ha!

Spider-Man:
Mysterio!

Yes, Spider-Man.

We Meet Again.

Spider-Man: Right Back At You.

Ooh!

Don't Forget,
I Was A Stuntman.

[Coughing]

I'm Going To Report You To The Smog-Control Board...

If I Can Find You.

Over Here, Spider-Man.

Come And Get Me.

Locked In. I Sure Fell For That One.

[Wind Howling]

I'm Adrift,
In A Gale Yet!

With No Wheel
And No Sails!

Let's See How Your Famous Spider Strength

Fares Against The Power Of A Raging Sea, Spider-Man!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Thunder]

Aye. 'Tis The Curse Of The "Flying Dutchman."

And None
Can Stay Your Doom.

[Suspenseful Music Plays]

Not A Bad Job, If I Do Say So Myself.

Heave-h*, And Away We Go!

Now Let's See What I Can Do About A Rudder.

It May Not Be Official, But It Should Get Me To Shore.

Ha Ha Ha. Tonight We'll Use This View Of The "Dutchman"

To Panic The Villagers.

They'll Run So Far, They'll Have To Pack

Their Lunches
And Road Maps.

You Know What To Do?

As Soon As You Give Us The Signal,

We sh**t The "Dutchman" Over The Cove.

Right, And When The Coast Is Clear,

I'll Signal
The Sub To Surface.

Now Get Going.

Heh Heh Heh.

Soon I'll Have Gold Enough To Buy All The Power I Want.

Ha Ha Ha!

[Wind Howling]

Uh-Oh!

Mysterio Would Know How To Project A Picture Into The Sky.

He's Up To Something,
But What?

A Submarine! In Smugglers Cove.

That's The Answer.

The "Dutchman" Has Brought Trouble Aplenty.

Tainted Treasure, That's What It Is.

Gonna Net Me
A Big Tin Fish.

Ha Ha Ha.
Beautiful.

Have You Ever Seen Such A Haul, Mate?

Oh, Not In
Me Wildest Dreams.

Now Let's Start
Dividing--

Spider-Man!

Well, It's Not A Mermaid.

This Time,
Spider-Man,

There Will Be
No Escape.

My Boys Are
Such Cut-Ups.

You'd Make
A Great Barber.

Just Call Me D'artagnan. En Garde!

Play The Clown,
Spider-Man,

But I Will
Laugh Last.

My Tempered Webbing Is Stronger Than Your Steel.

Rush Him! He Can't Take All 3 Of Us!

Take That!

Spider-Man: One Down.

[Crash]

You Can't Outfight Me, Spider-Man.

Ha. Take A Last Look, You Interfering Web-Head.

And Now, Spider-Man, Do You Have Any Last Words

Before I Blow You
To Pieces?

All I Can Say Is, If You've Got To Go,

This Way's A Blast.

Mysterio: Fool!

[Boom]

Ooh!

Spider-Man:
Thanks, Captain.

'Twas Nothing, Matey.

When The Police Come,
Tell Them

There's A Pretty Big Fish At The Bottom Of The Cove.

Not Bad
For A Landlubber.

Oh, Those Kind
Of Risks, Huh?

Not Exclusively.

There Are Plenty Of Others, Too.

Really?

[Growling]

[Screeching]

What A Way To Travel.

Once Around The Park, James, Then Home For Tea.

Thanks For The Ride, Fellas. Sorry I Had To Leave So Quickly.

Wow. Pretty Fancy Place.

I Got A Hunch The Scarlet Sorcerer Lives Here.

A Little Garish Perhaps.

Oh, h*. The Way Out.

[Slam]

[Evil Laughter]

Welcome To
My Humble Abode.

Why, It's The Spider Boy Himself.

I See My Little Web Attracted Your Attention.

I Thought It Would.

Ok, Fella,
You Want To Play?

Here Come
A Couple Of Fists.

I Have Learned
How To Duplicate

The Power Of Your Webs, You See,

Or Rather, My Little Friends Have.

Ha Ha Ha!

Hold It, Buster.

Why...A Man
In Strange Garments

With The Powers Of A Spider Being?

Right, Buddy. I Don't Know Who You Are,

But Here I Come. Look Out For Fists!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

My Demon sl*ve Has Remarkable Powers, Too,

O Spider-Man.

Behold.

Yeah. Man, I Can See Where Ugly Here

Could Come In Handy.

Let This Be A Warning To You, Man In The Spider Mask,

I Am The Mightiest Magician Ever,

Spawned By The Land Of The Pharaohs,

And None
Can Withstand Me!

I'm No Tarzan, And That's No Ape,

But I Learned A Few Tricks From All Those Jungle Movies.

You Puny Fool.

Your Dodging
Will Not Suffice

To Evade The Clutches Of My Demon sl*ve.

[Thunder]

Wow. This Guy In Red Is A Bagful Of Tricks, All Right.

Web, Do Your Stuff.

Ok, Wizard, Let's See

If You've Got A Trick Up Your Sleeve For This.

Long Have I Waited For This Day,

The Day When I, Kotep, Alone, Shall Rule The Earth.

Arise, O Demons
From The Past.

Arise, O Brothers Of Magic.

Arise, For I, Kotep, Summon You From The Depths Of Time

To Become
My Legions Of w*r.

Arise And Follow Me, For I Alone

Hold The Scepter Of Power, And No One Stands In My Way!

[Loud Crackling]

You Have Come.

We Have Heard
You, Kotep.

We Have Heard,
And We Came.

But You Are Not Alone In Power.

One Stands
In Your Way,

And Before
We Follow,

You Must Prove Your Worth Of Leadership

And Destroy Him Yourself. So Be It.

[Demons Shouting]

The One Of Whom You Speak

Is That Wretched
Spider-Man!

Ha Ha Ha! I Have Won! I Have Won! Ha Ha Ha!

[Shouting]

Now You Are Fully In My Power, Foolish Mortal.

I Have But To Lift My Scepter To Destroy You.

Scepter.
That's The Word

Susan Yelled At Me In The Street.

The Secret Of His Power Lies In His Scepter.

Zowie!

No!

Stop Him!

You Fool! All My Power Lay In That Magic Rod!

[Crash]

The Spell Is Broken!

Broken, When My Magic Scepter Broke.

Now I Must...Go Back

Into The Depths Of Time.

Aah!

And Those Are The Kinds Of Things You Have To Do

If You Want To Be The Caped Protector Of Podunk.

Oh.

[Toot Toot]

[Steam Engine Chugging]

[Clang]

Hey, Where Are You Going? Aren't You Going To Podunk?

Are You Kidding?

My Mother Won't Let Me Cross The Street.

[Toot]

[Laughing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪