03x16 - The Madness of Mysterio

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Ha Ha Ha.
The Stage Is Set.

The Plan Is Completed. The Time Has Come!

Now, After All These Months Of Working, Of Scheming,

Mysterio Will Have His Long-Awaited Revenge

Upon Spider-Man!

The Greatest Special-Effects Man Hollywood Has Ever Known,

And I Have Outdone Even Myself This Time!

When My Newest And Greatest Weapon

Is Trained On The Wall-Crawler,

He'll Never Meddle With Me Or Anyone Again!

First, I Must Give Notice To The City

That I Have Returned.

Then I Must Lure The Insect To Me,

And Once He's Here...
Ha Ha Ha!

I Wonder If J.J. Has Any Assignments For Me.

News Has Been Kind Of Dull Lately,

Which Means No Pics, Which Means No Money.

Boy, Sometimes I Wonder Why I Bother To--

Thinking: Hey, Spider Sense Tingling.

What Gives?
Don't See Anything.

The Time Has Come To Show Myself.

Mysterio!

Stand Aside. I've No Time To Waste On Nobodies.

I Can't Attack In Full View Of Everyone.

I've Got To Wait,
Bide My Time.

But What's
He After?

New York Has Not Seen The Last Of Me.

This Is Only
The Beginning!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Great Spiders!
He Disappeared.

Uh-Oh. Looks
Like Spidey's

Gonna Be Busy
Pretty Soon.

Better Head Back To The Daily Bugle

And See If I Can Get Some More Info On This.

Mr. Jameson,
I Just Saw--

Parker!

Look At This!
Mysterio!

[Crash]

The Sight
You Are Witnessing

Is Merely A Fantasy,

But It Could Happen.

Mysterio Has The Power To Do It,

But First,
I Shall Destroy

My Greatest Enemy.

He Knows Who I Mean,

And He Knows
That I Can Do It.

And Now,
Before Millions,

I Challenge The Doomed Spider-Man

To Meet Me At A Place That Only We Two Know,

The Place Where We Had Our First Battle

And Where We'll Now Have Our Final One.

Parker, Did You Hear That?

This Is The Greatest News Story Of--

Parker? Parker!

That's It Down There,

The Place
We First Battled--

The Old Movie-Studio
Building.

No Need To Try Sneaking Up On Him.

He Knows I'm Coming.

[Crash]

Hmm...So Soon,
Spider-Man?

I Didn't Think You'd Be In Such A Rush.

Or Do You Rent That Corny Costume By The Hour?

Skip The Sarcasm,
Mysterio.

It'll Take More Than That To Save You Now.

You Threatening Me? Ha Ha Ha Ha!

That's The Biggest
Laugh Yet.

Ok, Bullhead,
Laugh!

Might As Well
Show Yourself.

You Can't Hide In A Smoke Screen Forever.

Mysterio:
Don't Count On It.

[Pow]

Your Finish Is Almost Here. I'll Reveal Myself

In Order To Point Out Your Final Resting Place.

A Tabletop Model Of An Amusement Park.

Big Deal.

A Far Bigger Deal Than You Suspect.

Spider Sense Going Off. He's Going To--

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

It Can't Be!
It Can't!

Ha Ha Ha! But It Is, You Helpless Fool.

It Is.

In These
Last Few Minutes

Remaining To You,

You Will
Never Really Know

What Has Happened
To You,

Not That It
Really Matters.

No One Who Is


Can Save Himself From Mysterio!

How Did He Do It? How Did He Make Me So Small?

How--

[Crash]

[Crash]

Bewildered,
Spider-Man? Sure.

That's Just The Way I Planned It.

What Chance
Has A Nobody

Against The Might
Of Mysterio?

[Slam]

[Crash]

I'll Try To Lose Myself In The Shadows. Got To Think,

Find A Reason For-- What's That?

Mirrors! An Entire Series Of Them!

It's A Trap. He Expected Me To Hide In Here.

Now That You're My Guest, Spider-Man,

Don't Think I'll Forget About You.

No Need To Worry,
Spider-Man.

The Mirrors
Are Only Glass.

Surely You
Can Shatter Them.

Only, Be Careful.

They're Coated With A Deadly Poison.

One Scratch And... Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Only One Thing To Do.

[Crash]

[Splash]

He Hasn't Allowed Me A Second To Think.

Why? Why Does He Throw Things At Me So Fast?

It's Almost As Though He's Afraid

To Give Me
A Breathing Spell.

Planning To Leave My Tunnel Of Fear So Soon?

Surely You Don't Want To Insult Me

By Refusing
My Hospitality.

Now, Don't Worry.

The Entertainment Isn't Over Yet.

Crushing Me!

I've Got To...

Haven't You
Cracked Yet?

Why Don't You
Beg For Mercy?

Can't You See
You're Doomed?

For The First Time, He Seems Confused.

He Didn't Expect Me To Hold Out This Long.

He's Hesitating, Wondering What To Do Next.

I'm Coming At You, Mysterio.

If I'm Really As Small As You Say I Am,

If You're Really A Giant, Then Stay Where You Are.

I'm Too Tiny To Hurt You.

That Proves It. It's All An Illusion!

That's Why He Wouldn't Let Me Think, Let Me Rest.

He Was Afraid
I'd Realize It.

Hey, The Parachute Jump. The Only Light In The Park.

Spider-Man! No!

[Boom]

He Made Me Look At The Tabletop Park

Before Knocking Me Out With His Projector.

He Implanted A Post-Hypnotic Suggestion In My Brain,

That I'd See Him
As A Giant.

Then He Brought Me To The Full-Scale Amusement Park.

That's Why He Never Really Touched Me

When I Thought
I Was Tiny.

He Always Missed Me Because, After All, I Wasn't Small.

I Only Thought I Was.

The Police Will Be Here Any Minute Now.

I Guess I'll Split.

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪