03x13 - Up from Nowhere

[bunniefuu]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Aha! Excellent!

The Capital Of The World Right On Target!

All The Major Riches, The Power, The Industry!

All The Leaders
Are Here.

Now I'll Make Them Quake.

Computer: Dr. Atlantian,

When The Moon Is Bright Tonight At Midnight,

You Are Ordered To Make Your Strike.

Yes! Tonight! At Full Moonlight!

The World Will Shake

With The Lost Power Of Atlantis!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

And The Masters
From The Bottom

Will Rise Up
To The Top!

Atlantis Is A Lost Continent That Dropped Into The Sea

And Disappeared Centuries Ago Beneath The Ocean's Depths.

Now, Little Is Known Of Its People,

But From All Indications,

They Probably Looked Something Like This.

[Students
Talking Excitedly]

Hey. I Was
A Teenage Tuna.

[Laughter]

Girl: Thank Goodness They Disappeared.

Well, Laura, They May Not Be Completely Gone.

New Findings Of Recent Manufacture

Have Lately Come To The Surface,

Indicating The Atlantian Civilization

Was Much More Advanced Than Had Been Previously Supposed.

What Kind
Of Findings?

Well, Very Different From The Usual, Mr. Parker.

None Of Your Old Jugs And Vases Here.

Micron Tubes,
Laser Relays,

And Something-- Near As We Can Find Out--

A Moonbeam.

Moonbeam?

Yes.

Now, This Fantastic
Power Cell

Is Capable Of Drawing Energy From The Lunar Orb Itself.

In Many Ways, It Is Totally Responsible

For The High Tides We Experience When The Moon Is Full.

Then The Atlantian
Civilization

May Still Exist?

Exactly.

Golly. Let's Hope It Never Surfaces Again.

Hee Hee Hee! Yes, Shine On, My Beauty.

The Time Is Right.

Yes. Won't These Earthlings Be Shocked To Discover

The Underlying Causes Of Their Impending Misfortune?

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

None Of Their Puny Efforts Will Avail Them Now

As I, Dr. Atlantian, First Genius Of Lost Atlantis,

Now Muster Our Power

Up Through The Crust To Master All The Earth!

[Buzzing]

Great Urban expl*si*n!

Either The City's
Uncovered

A Wild New Construction Technique

Or Else...

Yes! Or Else.
Ha Ha Ha!

I'll Give These Puny Mortals A Demonstration

Of What Power Awaits Any Feeble Resistance.

Yes, I'll Play Them A Sweet Tune Of Destruction.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Who Ever Heard Such Music Before?

Yes, I Think
I'll Title It

The Great Avalanche
Concerto!

Ha Ha Ha!
It's A Panic!

[Whirring]

[Rumbling]

Hmm...Something Tells Me

We'll Catch The Culprit In There.

Man: Quake!
Clear The Area!

And Here We'll Get Caught In The Crush.

[Siren]

Let's Get Some Light On The Subject.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Resistance Is Useless.

You Are All In My Power.

We Of The Underworld
Atlantis,

Now Risen Once Again To Reclaim Our Former Glory,

Make The Following Demands

On The Creepy, Crawling Creatures Of The Surface--

Disband!

All Form Of Government,

All Shape Of Military Resistance,

All Types Of Scientific Experimentation Must Cease.

All Means Of Knowledge,

All Schools,
All Libraries.

And You Will Ask No Questions And Offer No Opposition.

You Will Take Your Orders From Us,

Or Else--Ha Ha Ha!--

We Shall Play A Very Different Tune!

Fire!

[Bang]

[Explosions]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

You Misguided Clowns!

Did You Think Your Popgun Toys Could Touch Me?

Very Well. I'll Make Your City

A Chilling Example To The World.

[Whirring]

[Rumbling]

[Excited Conversation]

The City!

Vanished!

Boy: Uh-Oh! Where Has It Gone?

Now Look
What You've Done.

What I've Done?

Bang, Bang, Bang.

That's All
You Guys Know.

Hold On, Mayor.

I'm Up For Reelection, You Know.

Who Wants To Be Mayor Of A Fishbowl?

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

There! Ha Ha Ha!

That Should
Cool Them Off.

Now, Just In Case They Need A Little Encouragement,

We'll Give An Idea Of Undersea Life.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Rumbling]

[Siren]

[Screaming]

Maybe I Can Undermine This Whole Operation

And Suck The Atlantian's Scheme Right Down The Drain.

Uh-Oh. Rock Bottom.

[Rumbling]

Under The Island. Got To Be Careful.

Any Shaking Will Bring Down The Whole Thing On Top Of Me.

If I Can Just
Make It Up...

[Splash]

Now For The Showdown.

So, The Snoopy Spider-Man Arrives At Last.

Very Well. Let's Prepare To Receive Him.

Welcome To My Parlor! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Whirring]

Welcome To My Parlor, Spider-Man. Ha Ha Ha!

[Buzzing]

Dizzy.

Losing All Balance.

Can't Figure... Which Way Is Up.

[Thud]

[Buzzing]

[Rumbling]

Completely Drained.

Can't Move A Muscle.

Red Light Must Be... Infra-Drain Nerve Cells.

Blacking Out Again.

Feeling Poorly, My Friend?

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Very Well.

I'll Put You Out Of Your Misery.

Strength...Coming Back.

But Too Slow.

Got To Get To My Feet

Before Fish-Face Pulls The Trigger.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Yes! That's Right!

Take Your Medicine Like A Man, You Insect.

Yes, On Your Feet.

[Pow]

[Bang]

[Alarm Ringing]

[Buzzing]

[Buzzing Stops]

I'll Only Get One Shot.

Better Make It Good.

You Insignificant Insect!

I'll Squash You Like A Gnat!

Let's Take A Load Off Your Hands.

You Lose Anyway, Spider-Man.

All I Have To Do Is Push This Button,

And The Bubble Bursts.

The Doom Of The City
Is Sealed.

Spider-Man: Watch Out. I Hate Loose Ends.

That Ties You Up.

Now For The City.

No Tribute
Is Too High.

The City,
The Country, And I

Am Greatly In Your Debt, Spider-Man.

I Wonder
If You'd Consent

To Becoming
My Official Deputy?

Well, The Atlantian Menace Is Finished, Mr. Mayor,

And I Seriously Doubt Whether It'll Ever Surface Again.

Ha Ha. Oh, I Wasn't Thinking Of That.

You See, I'm Running For Reelection Soon,

And I Sure Could
Use Your Help.

[Both Laughing]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪