03x09 - Super Swami

[bunniefuu]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Foghorn Blowing]

Yeah, Sure Is A Good Day For The Beach.

[Yawns]

I'd Better Catch Up On Some Shut-Eye.

Busy Night Last Night.

Warm Sun, Weekend Morning, Empty City--

Perfect Time
For A Nap.

[Yawns]

Yeah, That Sun
Is A Strong Sun.

[Thunder]

Great Dancing Sunbeams!

Hey, What Happened?

I'm Seeing Things!

What's Holding Us Up?

Martha,
Don't Look Down.

Children,
Stay Inside The Car.

Got To Get
Those People Off.

Look! Spider-Man's Going To Help!

What Can He Do?

Look!

Man: Look!

Wow!
What A Hang-Up!

We're Doomed!

Holy Smoke! The Whole Town's Disappearing.

Hey! I'm Walking On Air!

The River! It's Gone!

And We're Still Floating! It's Magic!

Mr. Mayor, Something Terrible Is Happening!

[Static]

[Evil Laughter]

People Of New York,

I Am Koga, Great Super Swami Of Storms.

What You Witness Now

Is But A Small Sample Of My Power!

Unless You Yield To Me,

I Will Make Your Whole City Disappear,

Like A Snowflake!
Ha Ha Ha!

[Wind Blowing]

A Snowstorm In Summer?

Looks Like
I'd Better Go Up

If I'm Going To Get To The Bottom Of This One.

[Koga Laughing]

[Laughing]

Like Rubber.

Ooh!

Ha Ha Ha!

This Defeat
Will Warn The World

Not To Play Games With Super Swami.

Got To Break Out.

Looking
For A Handlebar?

This Will Chill You.

[Wind Blowing]

Slingshot.

That's How He Made The Snowstorm--Dry Ice!

Uh-Oh. Now We're
Getting Warm.

I Wonder Where
The Swami Went.

[Swami Laughing]

Look Above,
And Look Your Last!

Gosh!

Bombs Away!
Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Crash]

[Rattling]

A Manhole Cover!

I'm Beginning To Get The Picture.

Now To Get My Man.

Stand Back,
Webbed One.

What? Another Illusion?

Do You, Puny Mortal, Think You Can Fathom

The Imponderable Depths Of The Super Swami?

I've Got A Feeling I'm Getting Warm.

Ha Ha Ha!
I Guarantee It.

[Flames Crackling]

Movies!
Thought So!

You Are The Most Stubborn Man I Ever Saw!

I Didn't Want
To Hurt You!

I Didn't Want
To Hurt Anyone!

But Now I Have
No Choice!

This Is
No Illusion!

Time To Improve My Image.

Which One? Which One?

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Slam]

[Splash]

Swami,
You're All Wet.

So, Super Swami Was A Charlatan, Eh?

Magic Evil Eyes, Dry-Ice Snowstorms,

Tv Tie-In,
The Works.

He Ran Them All
From Here.

Yes, At The Bottom Of All Magic,

You'll Find A Scientific Principle.

But How Did He Make The Bridge Disappear?

Mass Illusion,

Subliminal
Cosmic Suggestion,

Which He Beamed From His Transmitter.

As Long As He Kept The Juice On,

Things Appeared
To Disappear.

But They Didn't?

Well, Nobody Landed In The River.

That Is,
Except Super Swami.

Correction--He Landed Up The River,

Where I'm Sure He'll Keep For A Good Long Time.