03x01 - The Winged Thing

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♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

One Of These Nights

When Everything Seems To Be Going Ok.

Yeah, The City's Been Quiet For The Past Few Weeks.

Maybe The Big Spider In The Sky Is Smiling For Once.

And Then Again,

He Could Be Saving Up All The Action

For One Big Bang.

Well, One More Patrol, Then Spidey Goes Beddie-Bye.

Uh-Oh. Spider Sense Beginning To Go Off.

Knew My Luck
Wouldn't Hold.

Something's Going On Over There.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Pow]

I Must Teach That Meddling Insect Fear.

I Must Teach The Whole City Fear.

They Will Respect A Man With Wings.

I Should Have Guessed.

My Old Friend,
The Vulture.

Well, There Goes My Beauty Rest.

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

Vulture Wants People To Stay Off Streets!

Says He Controls City! Read All About It!

Woman: What's Gonna Happen, Mr. Jameson?

Do You Think We Should Go Home And--

No, I Do Not!

I'm Not Gonna Let A Bird Man Tell Me What To Do!

Besides, I'm Sure Spider-Man Will Be Able To--

Don't Mention That Word Around Here!

What Are You Doing In My Office Anyway, Parker?

You're Supposed To Be Taking Pictures For Me!

I'm Running A Newspaper, Not A Jam Session!

But What If I Can't Find The Vulture, Mr. Jameson?

Don't Worry! You Will!

Not Too Many People On The Streets.

Apparently, The Vulture's Warning Is Having Its Effect.

The Thing To Do...

Is To Find Someplace Where A Lot Of People Are Gathered

And Wait There For The Vulture To Find Me.

So, The Land-Bound Fools Do Not All Understand

That I Mean Business!

Well, I Have
Warned Them.

Now It Is Time
To Install

Some More Fear In Them.

And I Know Just The Place To Begin.

Spider-Man! Excellent!

This Time, I'll Finish Him For Good!

[Pow]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Engine Revving]

[Crash]

He Cannot Defeat Me,

But I Cannot
Defeat Him Yet.

I Must Think.

[Click]

Peter: Sorry I Couldn't Get Any Pictures

Of The Vulture Or Spider-Man, Mr. Jameson.

Better To Have No Pictures Of The Vulture

Than To Have
Any Of Spider-Man.

There Will Be Lots Worse

If The Vulture Isn't Stopped, And Soon.

He Will Be.

I've Just Received
Information

That The Air Force Is Going To Test Out

A New Experimental m*dget Guided m*ssile.

If It Works, It Will Bring Down The Vulture

In No Time. Parker!

I Want You To Cover It.

It's To Be Tested This Afternoon.

Man On Loudspeaker: Clear The Launch Area.

Will All Persons Please Go To The Bunkers?

Ah, The Fools!

They Are Playing Right Into My Hands.

A Winged Man
Can See For Miles,

Can Hover Outside
Of Windows,

Can Listen To The Most Secret Of Conversations.

I Have Known Of Their m*ssile For A Long Time Now.

And I Know Of Something Else, Too--

That In An Hour,

A Special Device Is To Be Transported By A Helicopter

To The Manhattan Research Labs--

A Tiny Little Device That Can Control Animal Behavior,

A Little Device Which I Wanted For A Long Time

And Now Can Get!

Once I Take Their Rocket,

I Will Become A Pirate Of The Air!

I Will Hijack
The Helicopter,

And Then... Then I Shall Control

An Airborne Army!
Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Thinking: Vulture! Time For Spidey To Join In.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Now For The Helicopter!

Slow Down, Or I'll Wire Your Rotors.

Nuts!
He Got Away Again.

And Almost Got Me At The Same Time.

But What Was In That Box He Stole?

I've Done It!
I've Done It!

Once I Attach The Animal Controlling Device

To My Head Mask, I'll Be King Of The Air Animals!

One Particular Type,
Vultures--

I'll Control All The Vultures Of The World.

They Shall Be My Winged Air Force,

And I Will Rule The Air And The Cities Beneath!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

They Found
The m*ssile.

The Vulture
Had Abandoned It--

[Vultures Squawking]

Mine! All Mine!

Nothing Can Stop
My Army!

Get Photos!

[Vultures Squawking]

Got To Stop Him.

Idiot Insect!
You Can't!

I'll Clip Your Wings Yet, Vulture.

[Vultures Squawking]

I Still Don't
Believe It.

What? That The Vulture's Birds Turned Against Him?

No. He Deserved It.

That Spider-Man Defeated The Vulture?

I Don't Think He Did Anyway. I Think The Birds Did.

Then What Don't You Believe, Mr. Jameson?

That Spider-Man Returned The Money!