02x16 - Thunder Rumble

[bunniefuu]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Thunder]

Wow! Like Fireworks.

This Bridge Becomes

A Huge Lightning Rod In A Storm.

Lightning Grooves Me. It's A Blast.

According To
Police Statistics,

It's Also A Blast
For Crime.

Really? How Come?

You'd Need Either A Mind Detector

Or Maybe A Sixth Sense

To Pick Up Any Rumble Of Trouble Today.

Oh, I See. Crime Under Thunder Cover, Huh?

[Boom]

[Both Laughing]

Oh, It's All So Easy.
So Easy!

We Did It. We Did It Again, Boomer.

Ha Ha Ha. Of Course.

No One Heard Us, Borer.

With All The Infernal Thunder Racket Above,

Who Could Hear My Nitro

Clandestinely Crack It?

Hee Hee Hee.

True. True. True!

And Any Safe Will Safely Open With A Blast,

If We First Consult The Daily Weather Forecast.

[Both Laughing]

But Have You
Noticed, Borer,

How Many More Storms Have Struck Lately?

Yes. Methinks Our Destinies And Those Storms

Are Both Guided By The Same Fearsome Hand.

[Thunder]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

That'll Shake Them Up Down There.

[Thunder]

So, Those
With Thieving Schemes

Are Turning My Thunder To Plunder, Eh?

Very Well, Let Them.

Man: Volton.

Practicing Again?

Mars! Mighty Caesar!

Yes. My Thunderbolts Descend Even To Earth.

Good.

Ours Is A Planet
Of Warriors.

Each One Of Us
Is Empowered

With The Mightiest Martial Skills.

[Zap]

We Do What Elsewhere

Can Only Be Done
By Armies.

The Power
Of The Universe

Is Individually
Ours.

[Zap]

And Today, Volton,

You May Achieve Our Highest Honor

And So Have The Honor Of Extending Once More

The Reach Of The Red Planet Mars!

[Cheering]

[Thunder]

And To The Victor Of The Games Today

Shall Fall The Conquest Of Earth.

[Thunder]

Earth? Is Earth Our Target This Time?

Yes. With Most Of The Solar System

Already Under Our Imperial Boot,

The Richest Planet Of All Now Seems Ripe

For Martian Conquest.

[Cheering]

Earth. No Other Planet Has So Much Gold.

[Thunder]

And As Is Customary,

The Warrior Who Single-Handedly Takes The Planet

Will Take For Himself

His Own Prize.

[Thunder]

Boomer:
Spider-Man!

How Did You--

Let's Just Say Something Bugged Me.

Borer Bails Out.

[Crash]

Bite This,
Bug Man.

[Boom]

Time To Make A Vault.

Safe Inside The Safe.

Well, At Least The Boomer Didn't Get The Boodle.

But Now He'll Get
The Brig.

[Engine Revving]

Drats!
Bug Rat's Back!

I'll Dust You Off
For Keeps.

Looks Like
I Shook That Gnat.

[Thunder]

Can I Hitch A Ride?

[Tires Screeching]

Well, What Goes In Must Come Out.

[Tires Screeching]

[Crash]

End Of The Line,
Boomer.

Rats! Bugged
By A Bug Trap.

[Boom]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Well, I'll Be
Thunderstruck.

That's Right, Little Man.

You Will. Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Smash]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Hide In A Tree? I'll Smash You Both

To Thunder Dust.

[Boom]

[Thunder]

[Boom]

[Splash]

Timber!

I've Got A Lot Of Work To Do Before Goliath Comes To.

Need Help.

Boomer!

You Can't Count
On Crooks.

Well, Here Comes The g*ng.

[Tires Screech]

What Happens
When He Wakes Up?

We've Got To Move Fast.

Anything You Say,
Spider-Man.

Ok, Everybody Split To A Different Spot Along The Lake

And Back Your Cars Right Up To The Shore.

And Then?

Cross Your Fingers.

Boy: Ok, Let's Make It. Split! Dig Out!

[Engines Revving]

Hurry! Hurry!

Ok, Start Your Engines.

[Engines Starting]

Spider-Man,
He's Waking Up!

Ok, Dig Out!

[Engines Revving]

Oh, You Worm!

Hey! What?

[Cheering]

I'll Blast You
To Eternity,

You Miserable
Mortal!

First, You'll Have To Get Loose.

Secure Those Lines Tightly Around The Trees.

If He Gets Any Slack, We're Goners.

If I Cut You Loose, Will You Help Me?

Free Me,
And I'm Your sl*ve.

Hmm...

[Snip]

[Snip]

[Snip]

[Snipping Continues]

Rise Up, My Colossus.

[Snap]

Look Out!
He's Loose!

[Laughing]

Sss!

Get Him!

Come And Catch Me,
You Lummox!

Go! Take A Ride
To The Moon!

It's Irresistible!

He Shouldn't Be Too Disappointed.

He'll Be The First Man On The Moon.

When He Said The Moon, He Wasn't Kidding.

I'm Heading For Space. Just One Chance.

Now, Where's This Treasury Of The World You Promised Me?

You? You Were Gonna Take It For Me.

Remember?

Ha Ha Ha!
You Do The Leading.

I'll Do The Taking.

The Gold Bullion Bank Of Nations--

All The Wealth
Of The World

In Solid Gold Bars.

Downtown.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Gold. That's What I Want.

Let's Get To It.

[Shouting]

Don't Worry, Mr. Mayor. We're Going To Blast That Thing

Right Back To Wherever It Came From.

Black Dog One To Pack.

Ok, Sic Him.

Oh! Oh, Now
We've Had It.

Have We?

[Boom]

[Laughing]

Don't Laugh So Hard.

They'll Think Of Something Else.

What?

Ok, I'm Launching Ground-To-Air Missiles.

Missiles? Yikes!
We're Doomed!

[Boom Boom]

What Else
Can They Send?

I Can't Think
Of Anything Else.

Mr. Mayor, Nothing Can Stop Him Now.

But, General, There Must Be Something.

Running Out Of Time.

Got To Make My Move Now.

That's It--

The Gold Bullion
Building.

All The Gold Of The World For The Grabbing!

Ha Ha Ha. Yeah. And Who Can Stop Us?

Bombs Away!

[Pow]

You Pesty Gnat.

Over.

[Crash]

[Crash]

[Crash]

What's The Matter,
Big Boy?

Down To Your Last Shot?

This One's
Indestructible.

Not Even I
Can Control It.

It Will Blast You Clear To Infinity.

[Thunder]

Hey!

What?

Hey! Stop! Hey!

Heavens!
You Looped Him!

Yeah. You, Too.

[Pow]

[Crash]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪