02x12 - Cloud City of Gold

[bunniefuu]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Thunder]

Wow!
What A Storm!

Why Don't We
Climb Above It?

The Mountains Are Very High Here.

We Have Already Climbed As Much As We Can.

What Mountains?

The Andes.

We Can't Afford To Lose A Foot Of Altitude.

Let's Get
Out Of Here Fast!

This Storm Has Magnetized The Instruments!

I Can't Tell Where We're Going!

When I Came Here

As An Exchange Student, Señor Fuentes,

I Had No Idea
I'd Be Studying

Your Mountains
So Closely.

Let Us Hope You Get To View Them No Closer.

We Are Far Off Our Course, Peter.

And These Primitive Jungles, I'm Sure,

Are Still Wild
And Uncharted.

Isn't It Curious,
Though,

How The Clouds Here
Glimmer

With A Brilliance Of Almost Pure Gold?

Yes.

Fuentes: There Are Stories From My People--

A City Of Gold Underneath The Clouds,

Jealously Guarded By Its Inhabitants,

From Whose Cruel Clutches No Traveler Returns.

Brr!

[Rumbling]

[Engine Sputtering]

We've Had It!

Hang On!

We Are Going Down!

[Crash]

The Golden Skull-- It Speaks Of Our Fate.

What A Place
To Pick To Land!

Devil Man!

No, He's--

Listen. We're
Not Alone Here.

If You Want To
Save Yourselves,

Save The Discussions
For Later

And Follow Me!

Let's Hope This Stream Gets Us Out Of Here Fast.

Looks Like...

[Gulp]

A Dead-End.

Hang On!

I Can't!

Pilot: Oh! We Are Going Down To Infinity!

We're Falling!

What?

We'll Need
All Hands Now.

We're In
An Underground River.

Look!

Uh-Oh.

If We Pile Up On Those,

We're Goners.

Gentlemen, Here's Where I Split.

Lucky I Ate
A Big Lunch.

Boy, You Sure
Move Fast.

We'll Be Grateful To You Forever,

If We Ever Get Out Of This Alive.

Look!

It's Gold!
Solid Gold!

Yes. I Wonder
What Lies Ahead.

[Bats Screeching]

Leopard Bats!

They're Bloodthirsty Inhabitants!

[Screeching]

I Hope They're Not Hungry.

They're Going
To Attack!

Put Out
That Torch!

No! Darkness Gives Them A Bigger Advantage.

Bats Are Totally Blind.

They Find Their Way Completely By The Feedback

They Get
From Their Whistles.

Really? Maybe We Can Jam Up Their Radar.

[Whistles]

[Screeching]

[Whistling]

[Whistling]

[Whistling]

I'm A Veritable
Pied Piper.

Look!

[Whistles]

[Splash]


At 2 O'clock!

[Whistles]

[Whistles]

Pilot: Magnifico!

All You Got To Do
Is Whistle.

Hey.

We Are
Coming Out.

The Lost City
Of Gold.

Now!

[Gong]

[Screeching]

Look! The Aztec
w*r Bird!

Impossible.

[Gong]

[Gong]

[Screeching]

[Screeching]

Bail Out.

Looks Like I'm Bird Bait.

[Screeching]

Maybe I Can
Hitch A Ride.

[Clang]

He's Solid 24-Karat.

Say, I'm Getting Up In The World.

[Screeching]

So That's The Idea.

We're Going To Play Wall Ball...

And I'm The Ball.

Ok, Birdie,
Time For A Landing.

That's Enough...I Hope.

Time To Fasten
My Seat Belt.

[Screeching]

[Crash]

I'll Say One Thing
For Him--

He Sure Makes
A Big Impression.

[Screeching]

Let's Hope You're Cold Turkey Now.

Frozen Wings, Anyone?

[Gong]

[Shatters]

Not All The Horses Nor All The King's Men

Will Ever Put Birdie Together Again.

[Gong]

[Flames Crackling]

Magnifico!

He Shall Pay.

I, De Vargas, Pledge You.

They All Shall Pay.

Down This Pit Is The Source Of My Power--

The Volcano Krapowa.

Following The Example Set By My Conquistador Ancestors,

It Is Here I Dispose Of My Victims

And So Keep My Subjects Constantly Loyal.

And Here I, De Vargas,

Will Dispose Of This Meddlesome Nuisance,

This Webbed Wonder You Brought Here To Plague Me.

He Has Beaten
Your Best.

Why Don't You
Give Up?

He Has Conquered The Leopard Bats,

Through Which None But The Bravest Have Ever Passed.

He Has Broken
The Ancient Magic

Of The Great
Golden w*r Bird,

A Feat Never Before Accomplished.

But He Shall Not Survive The Great Guardian Of Fire.

Look Out!

Fire!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Yes, My Friend, You Are Partway

Down The Mouth Of Our Volcano.

As Long As You Choose To Stay There,

You Are Safe From The Flames Beneath You,

But When You See What Awaits You On The Web,

You May Prefer To Be Fodder For The Fire.

Ha Ha Ha!

Yes, For Now You Face Our Pet--

The Giant Guardian
Of Fire.

I Guess This Is King-Of-The-Hill,

But For Keeps.

Oh, A Soft Spot, Huh?

[Bang]

Ok, Here's Where We See Who Webs The Fastest.

That Should Keep You Busy For A While.

Meanwhile, I've Got Business Upstairs.

Uh-Oh.

Fire!

[Boom]

There Are Going To Be Repercussions.

[Rumbling]

Eruption!

[Loud Rumbling]

Spider-Man!

Where Did
Everyone Go?

They Took Off
Down The Stream.

Looks Like We Better Do The Same.

[Rumbling]

[Crash]

There She Goes!

[Rumbling]

[Boom]

And That Is The End Of The City Of Gold.

Gee, It Sure Went Out With A Bang.

I Saw The Whole Thing From Here.

Yes, My Boy. A Billion-Dollar Blast.

Curious. Just As We Reached Safety,

Our Webbed Wonder
Vanished

Before We Could Thank Him For Saving Us.

Well, It Just
Goes To Prove--

Real Heroes
Are Real Modest.

Pilot: Say, I Wonder What Happened To De Vargas.

He And His Men
Got Out,

But The Aztecs Were Hot On His Heels.

His Power Was Broken.

His Reign Of Darkness
Is Over.

Ha Ha Ha. Who Knows? Maybe Someday,

They'll Run Him Clear Back To Civilization.

Thanks For The Tip.

I'd Stay Out
Of Dark Alleys.

[Laughing]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪