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02x07 - Spider-Man Battles the Molemen

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Man". Aired: September 9, 1967 – June 14, 1970.*
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Series revolved around teenager Peter Parker, a high school student who develops extraordinary strength and spider-like powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider.

02x07 - Spider-Man Battles the Molemen

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♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

h* Hum.

Another Dull Day With Nothing Doing.

I Should've Stayed In Bed.

[Rumbling]

Wait. What's That?

[Rumbling]

My Spider-Hearing Tells Me Something's About To--

Holy Cats!

It Vanished!

If I Didn't Know Better, I'd Think It Was--

But, No, That's Silly.

Mugs Riley's Been Cooling His Heels In The State Pen

Ever Since The Last Caper.

Better Take A Closer Look.

It Is The Mole!

It Must Be!

But How?

No Doubt About It.

Spider-Man:
He's Back Again.

This Is Page One News.

[Birds Shrieking]

[Bong]

My People,

For Years We Have Lived Underground.

For Years We Have Been Denied Both Sun And Wealth!

Our Former Leaders Have Tried To Remain Peaceful,

But What Has It Brought Us?

Nothing!

We Will Attack
The Earth Men!

We Will Take From Them All Of Their Wealth!

Time's A'wastin'.

I'd Better Get Over To The Radio Lab Pronto.

No Time To Waste Riding The Subway.

Man: Yes, Herr Parker, These Are The Signals

I Have Been Receiving All Day.

They Started About 10:00 This Morning.

[Thinking] Just About The Time I Saw

The Winslow Building Vanish Into The Earth.

I Can't Make Any Sense Out Of Them.

[Thinking] Maybe You Can't, Doc,

But With My
Spider-Hearing...

Man: Yes, Faster.

Man: We Ready To Proceed With Plan,

But What About Spider-Man?

Second Man: Ha Ha Ha!

Ah, Leave That
Web-Throwing...

[Thinking] Sounds Like They've Rigged Up

Some Sort Of A Trap For Spider-Man.

What Could It Be?

Well, I Can't Worry About That Now.

Ok, That's Enough. Thanks A Lot, Doc.

I Have A Theory--

Sorry, Doc.
Gotta Run Now. Bye!

Thataboy!
Just What I Need

To Cut Down
My Traveling Time.

Mind If I Hitch A Ride, Big Fella?

A Little Windy, But It's Faster Than Walking.

Wow! Look Out.

[Bong]

The Signal Has Sounded.

You Have Located Spider-Man On The Sizemaphone?

Yes, Master.

He Is Now Atop Building Number F-109-X.

Excellent, My Scientist.

You Will Receive A Position Of Power

When We Have Conquered The Surface People.

Activate The Descending Mechanism

Beneath Building F-109-X
Now!

Mole: Spider-Man Beware. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

What's That?

Hey. The Whole Building Is Shaking.

What The--

Wow!

The Molemen Are Pulling This Building

Down Into The Earth!

Spider-Man:
Fine Spot I'm In.

This Has Got To Be The Strangest Set-Up

I've Ever Been In.

Spider-Man: These Molemen Have Got To Be Stopped.

First They've Got To Be Found.

These Underground Tunnels Must Go On Forever.

Ok, Spidey, We've Got A Little Exploring To Do.

That Must Lead Somewhere.

I Can't Swing Across.

Those Far Walls
Are Too Smooth.

I Hope This Thing Holds.

I'd Hate To End Up At The Bottom Of This.

Good Grief!
What Is It?

Trapped!

[Rustling]

These Mushrooms
Broke My Fall.

Spider-Man: Lucky, I Guess.

Boy, Do I Feel Like Alice In Wonderland.

The Only Difference Is This Is No Dream.

But This Place Looks Harmless Enough.

It Gives Me
A Chance To Rest.

Uh-Oh.

Looks Like I'm Not
Alone Again.

Spider-Man: Little Fellas, Aren't They?

I Wonder Who
Their Leader Is.

Maybe They Can Tell Me Where Mole City Is.

I Wonder If They'll Understand Me.

Well, Here Goes.

Hi, Guys!

[Little Fellas Shouting]

Can't Fight Them.

They're All Over Me Like A Swarm Of Flies.

[Shouting]

Good Hanna!

Ok, Spidey,
Think. Think!

Those Elves Will Be On Top Of You In Seconds,

And You're Not About To Do Any Better Against Him.

[Elves Shouting]

Spider-Man: But The Elves Might.

Well, That Oughta Keep Them Both Busy.

Spider-Man: Boy, Those Elves Sure

Are Tough Fighters.

Too Bad They're
Bad Guys.

Well, There It Is At Last,

The Entrance To Mole City.

Now To Find
The Head Mole.

[Bong]

At Last!

That Web-Throwing Meddler Completely In My Power.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Uh, Where Am I?

Mole: Helpless!

Where I've Wanted You For A Long Time,

You Custom-Clad Trouble-Maker!

What Do You Intend Doing With Us,

You Monster?!

As For You, You Are Not Important.

I Am Most Interested In Seizing Spider-Man!

You And The Other Surface People

Merely Happened To Be In The Building

At The Time Spider-Man Was Trapped.

You People Will Become sl*ves Of The Molemen.

You Can't Get Away With This, You Fiend!

Oh, No, Surface Man?

And Who Can Stop Me

With Spider-Man My Helpless c*ptive?

You Can't Hold Us Prisoner Here.

We'll--We'll Revolt!

Spider-Man, Thinking: Good Old Hammond.

Just What I Needed--

A Little Riot To Distract The Mole's Attention,

While Spidey Goes
Into His Act.

Web, Don't Fail Me Now.

[Thinking] Good. The Ropes Are Loose.

Look Out, You Fools!
He's Free!

You Bet Your Boots,
Buddy.

You Can't Keep A Good Spider-Man Down For Long.

Catch Him! Catch Him, You Fools!

Seize Him!

How Do You Like Being Tied Up For A Change, Eh, Mole?

What Are You Going To Do, Curse You?!

Spider-Man: You'll See Soon Enough.

Now Order Your Molemen To Free The Surface People

And Surrender Their Weapons Or You'll End Up

Like A Worm
In A Cocoon.

Do As He Says.

Farewell,
Surface People.

We Have Obeyed
Your Command.

All Descending Mechanisms Are Being Destroyed

Save For The Machine,

Moleman: Which Will Lift The Winslow Building

To The Surface Again With You In It.

[Machine Chugging]

You Think You're Smart,

You Masked Web Slinger,

But The Mole Has
A Trick Or 2

Up His Sleeve Yet.
[Snorts] Ha!

Well, Spider-Man,

Looks Like I've Got The Last Laugh After All.

It Will Give Me Great Pleasure To Destroy You

Once And For All!

The Main Generator! What Have I Done?!

What Have I Done?!

[Rumbling]

The Whole Place Is Going To Blow Up

And There's Nothing I Can Do About It.

Got To Get Out Of Here.

[Rumbling]

Ohh, Wow!

I'm So Tired.

So Tired.

Don't Ever Feel Like Swinging Again For Anyone.

Or Anything.

Spider-Man: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha !

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪