02x05 - Menace from the Bottom of the World

[bunniefuu]

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Oh, Peter!
Where Have You Been?

Morning, Betty.
What's Up?

Mr. Jameson's Up-- In The Air, That Is.

He's Been Looking For You Everywhere!

Ha Ha. I'd Better
Go Right In.

[Thinking] Golly, I Wonder What I've Done Wrong Now.

Maybe It's A Big Front Page Assignment!

Peter: Morning,
Mr. Jameson,

Mr. Hammond.

Parker! Where In Blazes Have You Been?!

I Don't Pay You To Hang Around The Water Cooler

All Day, You Know!

Gee, Mr. Jameson,
I Was Just--

Never Mind!
Tell Me Later!

Here--Get Over To This Address Right Away!

Some Nutty Professor Claims He's Been Getting

Radio Signals From The Center Of The Earth!

Probably Just Another Screwball,

But It Might Be Good For A Couple Of Pictures.

And Don't Dawdle
On The Way!

Get Back In Time For The 1 A.M. Edition.

Right, Mr. Jameson.

Be Happy To Give You A Hand With, Uh...

Writing Some Comic Captions, Kid.

Never Mind That, Hammond!

You've Got More Important Things To Do.

I Want You To Get On That Story About The Bank That Disappeared.

[Thinking] Golly, Why Do I Have To Get

Such Dumb Assignments?

That Stuck-Up Hammond Gets All The Big Ones.

I Wonder What That Bank Story's All About.

How Can A Bank
Just Disappear?

Oh, Well...

Hmm. 14 Kingsfield Terrace.

That's Way Over On The Other Side Of Town.

I Guess I'll Take The Express Route.

Ok, Let's Get This Show On The Road, g*ng.

Harriet, Did You See That?

Did I See What?

I Just Saw That Man
Again

Flyin' By On A Rope Or Something!

Shaddap, Harry, Or People'll Think You're Some Kind Of--

But I Did! I Saw It, I Tell You!

I Saw It!

Nut!

Peter: Let's See, Dr. Orloff. You've Been Getting

These Radio Messages From Underground?

Ja, Herr Parker. Mysterious Signals They Are. Yes!

I Have As Yet No Explanation For Them,

But I Am
Working On That Now.

They Are In An Unknown Language.

[Thinking] Hmm.
A Real Kook.

I Wonder If I Could Listen To One Of Them, Dr. Orloff?

Certainly, Mein Boy!

Here Is One I Just Record This Morning.

Listen.

Voice, Garbled: J-7 Reporting.

Mission 1
Accomplished.

Voice 2: This Is The Leader.

Report On Preparations For Mission 2.

All Is In Readiness.

Mission 2 Prepared.

We Will Take The Windsor Street National Bank

At Precisely 12 Noon.

Excellent--

[Thinking] Holy Cats!

These Are The Birds Who Made The Bank Disappear!

And They're About To Grab Another One!

Wow--Time's A-Wasting.

Excuse Me, Doc. I Just Remembered

A Mighty Important Engagement Elsewhere.

Sorry--I've Gotta Fly. I Mean, Run.

But--But I Have Many Other Things To Say!

My Interview--

Must Be Almost 12 Noon By Now.

There's The Bank,
Dead Ahead.

Hmm. Looks All Right.

Maybe Just A False Alarm?

Great Leaping Grasshoppers-- It's Gone!

I Just Don't Believe It.

How Can A Solid Building Just Evaporate Like That

Into Nothingness?

It's Uncanny.

I Wonder How Far Down This Hole Goes.

Wonder What's
At The Bottom,

The Wreckage Of A Busted-Up Bank...Or What?

Maybe I Should Investigate.

Over This Way! It Came From Over Here!

Man: Somebody's On The Edge Of The Hole! Who Is That?

[Commotion]

Holy Cats--People Coming.

Better Not Let 'Em Catch Me Here

Or Old Spidey Gets The Blame Again.

Well--Here Goes Nothing.

Holy Cats-- How Deep Is This Thing?

Maybe It Goes All The Way To The Bottom Of The World.

I Feel Like Somebody In Jules Verne.

[Eerie Music Plays]

Spider-Man: So That's How They Did It...

Tunnelled A Giant Shaft Up From The Bottom Of The World

To The Surface.

But Why?

And For That Matter...Who?

Better Go Take A Look-See.

[Upbeat Traveling Music]

Boy, Things Are Picking Up.

This Has Gotta Lead Me Somewhere.

Sure Is Quiet In Here.

I Don't Like It.

Good Grief!

I Knew This Trip Was Too Quiet.

[Screeching]

Boy, I Hope They're On Their Way South For The Winter.

Uh-Oh. That One Looks Hungry.

[Screeching]

[Bwaaaak]

[Aaawwwkkk]

[Creature
Screeching]

[Aaawwwkkk, Aawwwkkk]

[Screeches]

Not Bad For An Artificial Bird Cage.

I'll Let You Out Next Summer, Birdie.

A Giant Guard!

Gotta Get Up...
Gotta Get Away!

He's Coming After Me!

Got To Get Back Into The Entrance--My Only Chance!

Wow! That's Certainly Someone I Never Wanna Meet Again!

Hmm. Spooky Looking Place.

Ok To Visit, I Guess, But I Wouldn't Care To Live Here.

Well, Here Goes Nothing
Again!

[Voices Chanting]

[Chanting Continues]

[Bong]

Uh-Oh. Here Comes The Leader, I Betcha.

My People,
You Have Done Well!

O Leader, Windsor Street National Bank

Is Ours!

Excellent, Excellent,
J-7!

Another Triumph For The Subterraneans!

Look At Their
Frightened Faces.

Soon All The Surface People

Will Go Wild With Panic,

And The Treasures Of Gold

And Silver And Precious Gems They've Been Looting...

Then The Leader Will Rule Supreme!

My Name Is Hammond, And I Represent The Daily Bugle.

I Demand To Be
Set Free At Once

With All These
Innocent People.

Not So Fast!

You Are In No Position To Demand Anything.

I Am The Ruler Here. This Is My Domain,

And All Of You Pasty-Faced Surface People

Are Mine To Do With
As I Will!

sl*ves!

You--You--You'll Never Get Away With This,

You--You Monster!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

What Care I
For Your Threats,

You Puny Surface Man?

So I Won't Get Away With It--Eh?

Then Answer Me This,
Wise Guy:

Who's Going To Stop Me?

Did I Hear My Cue?

Spider-Man!

Man:
It's Spider-Man!

Man 2: Him? Here?

Woman: I Thought He Was A Criminal!

Seize Him!

'Fraid I Can't Hang Around Here All Day, Fellas.

Catch Him! Catch Him, You Fools!

Help Me, You Fools!

The Flying Boy Has Seized The Leader!

Hold It.
Stop Right There!

Time For A Few Facts All Around.

First, It Was This Leader Of Yours

Who Talked You Into Kidnapping The Banks

Of The Surface People, Wasn't It?

He Told You How The Surface Miners

Have Been Digging Up Gold And Silver,

Robbing The Subterraneans, As He Put It. Right?

Stop! Don't Listen
To Him!

Pay No Attention To His Questions!

I Thought So.

Here's Why!

Man: It's Mugs Reilly, The Bank Robber!

Bank...Robber?

Wrong.

He Bragged No Jail Could Hold Him

And Tunnelled His Way Out Months Ago.

I Believe Peter Parker Covered That Story.

You...

Make Fools Of Us!

Make Us Steal For You!

Hold It! Nobody Moves,

Or The Pint-Sized
Web-Slinger

Gets A Mask Full Of Hot Lead! Get Me?!

You...Make Us...

Steal! [Growls]

[Growling]
[Snarling]

Spider-Man, Save Him!

Spider-Man,
Come Get Me!

Spider-Man!

Ha Ha Ha.
After Tangling With

A Bunch Of
Angry Molemen,

Spider-Man: Mugs Is Happy To Get Back

In A Nice,
Safe Cell Again.

Hammond: Amazing!

Farewell, Surface People.

We Return You
In Your Buildings

Which Will Rise To Surface Again.

We'll Never Steal From Surface...Again!

Mighty Glad To Hear That, Friend.

Where's Spider-Man?

Did He Leave Already?

I'd Like To Give Him My Thanks For Saving Us.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪