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02x03 - Swing City

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Man". Aired: September 9, 1967 – June 14, 1970.*
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Series revolved around teenager Peter Parker, a high school student who develops extraordinary strength and spider-like powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider.

02x03 - Swing City

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♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Gee, I Can't Wait For This Gym Period To End

So I Can See Sonya In Science Class.

Hey, Parker, How About A One-Man Game?

Can't, Rod.

The Period's About To End Any Minute Now.

Come On, Parker. Don't Be A Jughead.

If We Don't Finish,

We'll Cut The Next Class To Stay Here.

Uh-Uh, Fella.
That's N.G.

Anyhow, Sonya's In My Science Class,

And Somehow, Playing Ball

Comes In A Poor Second Place To Looking At Her.

Rodney:
Come On, Parker.

The Coach Of The Basketball Team's Watching Us

And If We Look Good Enough,

He Might Ask Us To Try Out For The Varsity Team.

Here. Catch, Rodney.
You Play.

Hey, Rodney, What's Wrong With You?

Can't You Catch A Ball?

Hey, Peter,
Nice Pass, Kid.

Well, I'll Be...

Teacher:...Largest Industrial Reactor Ever Built,

Right Here In The Heart Of Manhattan.

It's Taken 5 Years And Millions Of Dollars,

But Now That It's Finished, It Will Produce

All The Power Manhattan Will Ever Need.

The Reactor Itself Is Shielded So Thoroughly

That It's Impossible

For Any Sort Of Radiation To Escape.

The Plant Gives Off 10 Million Kilowatt Hours

Per Ounce Of Uranium.

The Pile Is Controlled By Computer

Which Oversees The Control Panel.

No Attendants
Are Necessary,

Though The Computer Can Be Overridden

Should The Need Arise.

The Internal Mechanisms Are Automatically Monitored

By The Computer.

Get This--The Amount Of Energy In Ergs

Is 10 Million
Per First Day,

20 Per Second Day, 30 Per Third Day,



Spider-Man,
My Peter...

Ah, Sonya. Sonya...

Sonya! Sonya!

I Asked You
How Much Uranium

A New Power Plant Uses In One Year.

Never Mind. As Usual, You're Not Prepared.

Why Don't You Get

Someone Like Mr. Parker To Tutor You?

Peter, Can You Answer The Question?

Er--Ah--Well, I--

[Rings]

Teacher: All Right. Monday's Assignment

Is To Write
A 500-Word Essay...

Peter, Aren't You Coming?

Peter, I Was Thinking.

I Really Do
Need A Tutor,

And You're The Best
In Science.

Could You--
Could You--Oh, No.

I Suppose You've Got A Lot Of Your Own Work To Do.

Could I What, Sonya?

Could You Come Over Tonight And Help Me?

Could I? Sure!

Oh, Thank You, Peter.

You're--You're Welcome.

Tonight? I'll See Ya.

The Governor
Laughed At Me,

The Mayor Laughed At Me,

The Idiot Scientists Who Built This Toy

Laughed At Me.

Now I Shall Show Them-- I, The Master Technician.

What Do They Know Of Atomic Energy?

Only I Know!

All My Life I've Waited For This.

They Wouldn't Let Me Build My Own Reactor,

So I Shall Use Theirs.

I Control This Plant Now,

And Now It Is Time For Them To Pay For Their Laughter!

I Have Improved On Their Primitive Reactor.

I Will Teach Them About Energy So Powerful

It Can Do Anything!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Plenty Of Time To Get To Sonya's.

If She Only Knew.

Thank The Big Spider For That New Power Plant.

If It Wasn't Built,

I Wouldn't Be Seeing Her Tonight.

For Once, Everything's Going Right.

No Hang-Ups,
No Rodney Rogers.

The City's Quiet.

Ah, Every Night Should Be Like This.

Hey, What's Going On?

Since When Is There A Sunrise At Night?

That Glow.
The Power Plant!

Oh, No. Not Tonight. Not Tonight!

Nuts, Nuts, Nuts!

[Rumbling]

Earthquake!

I've...Got...To...Get...

New York Doesn't Have Earthquakes.

Something's Happening At The Power Plant.

Oh, Well.
So Long, Sonya.

[Siren]

[Horns And Radio Chatter]

Master Technician: Attention! Attention!

I Am The Master Technician!

This Reactor Is Under My Control!

You Fools Wouldn't Listen To Me Before!

Now You Will!

I Have Taken Over!

I Regret The Minor Inconvenience

Of The Earthquake,

But It Was Necessary For My Plans.

I Had To Loosen The Bedrock Of The City.

I Want $10 Million,
Amnesty,

And Permission To Build My Own Reactor

Or The City Is In For Rather A High Time.

You Have 5 Minutes
To Answer!

It's Going To Be A Long, Long Night.

Why Do They Always Ask For Things

They Know They Won't Get?

All Right, Mister. Come Out With Your Hands Held High.

Master Technician: So That Is Your Answer!

I Expected It.

You Will Witness My Greatest Discovery--

Anti-Gravity Rays!

Given Off By The Nuclear Reaction,

The Rays Can
Push Or Lift

Anything They Come In Contact With!

Anything!

Now, Fools,
Brace Yourselves!

[Clicks]

[Electrical Droning]

[Electronic Pulsing]

Just Hold On!

[Rumbling]

You Will Give Me


The Reactor, And Amnesty,

Or I Will Drop Manhattan!

That Is All!

Can't Try A Frontal Attack, That's For Sure.

He'd Just Push Me Off With Those Rays Of His.

Not Only Has He
Blown My Head,

But He's Endangered The City! I Better--

Sonya! Is She All Right?

Hello? Peter?

Oh, Please,
Please Come Over!

I'm So Frightened!

You Can't?

You Have To Stay With Your Aunt May?

But Your Aunt May Is Out Of Town!

Peter, Don't Tell Me About Your Aunt May!

It's Another Girl!

No, It's Not!
Listen--Hello?

Hello?!

Oh, How Do I Get Into These Things?

That Rotten Technician Crossed Up My Date.

I've Got A Score To Settle With Him Now.

But First To Get To Him.

There's Only One Way To Do That--

From Underneath!

He's Protected From Above By His Rays,

But He Might Not Suspect An Attack From Below...

Through
The Plant's Conduits.

I Just Hope The Rocks Beneath This Island

Don't Start To Fall!

Ah, Things Are Working Beautifully!

The Fools Respect Me Now.

Soon! Soon, I'll Have Everything!

But Where Is Spider-Man?

I Want To Try Out My Special Surprise On Him.

Surely He'll Have
Enough Brains

To Come Up From Below!

And When He Does--
Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Radiation Is My Specialty,

And If I'm Right-- Which I Always Am--

Spider-Man Got His Powers From Radioactivity.

Nothing Else Would Do It,

And What Has Been Given Can Be Taken!

So I Look Forward To Our Meeting!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Normally
I'd Just Swing Out,

But I've Got To Be Careful

If Any Of Those Boulders Should Jar Loose

While I'm Swinging Past.

[Rumbling]

That's Not As Bad
As I Thought.

Only A Few More Long Swings And...

[Vibrations]

What's That?

Subway Train Coming From Behind.

Got To Move Quick! Those Vibrations Will--

[Rumbling]

Close...But I'm Here.

Now For
The Master Technician!

[Beeping]

Something's Going On.

My Spider Sense Is Tingling.

I Don't Like This.

Welcome, Spider-Man.

[Electrical Droning]

[Electronic Pulsing]

What's Happening? I'm Getting Weak...

Dizzy. Can't Hold On!

How Nice You Dropped In!

I Always Figured You Got Your Powers

From Exposure To Radiation.

Therefore My Anti-Radiation Should Prove Interesting.

I, Of Course,
Am Not Affected,

Being Mere Mortal.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!

He's Right.
Can Barely Move!

Must Try.

Got To Stand.
Only Chance.

Radiation... Can Feel It Strong.

No String Left.

Can't Climb...Swing...

Trapped.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Must Think.

Only Thing Left
Is Web Lines.

You Can't Even Aim Anymore, Spider-Man.

It's All Over!

[Thud]

[Crash]

[Electronic Blasts]

[Crash]

[Alarm]

We're Falling-- The Whole Island!

I'll Take You With Me!

Got...To...Increase...Power.

Still...Weak.

Got To Make It.

Got To...Have To.

Oh, Wow.
I Don't Believe It.

So Tired. So Tired.

Only One Thing Left To Do Now.

Sonya: Tutor Me? Have You Flipped?

I Don't Even Want To Think Of Nuclear Reactors!

I'd Rather Just Sit Here With Rodney.

He Was Such A Dear.

He Came Right Over When I Called Him.

He Really Saved Me
Tonight.

What Did You Do?

What Did I Do?
What Did I Do?!

Easy, Spidey, She's Just A Woman.

There Are Hundreds Like Her...I Guess.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪