01x32 - Magic Malice

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[Applause]

What A Career Of Crime I Could Carve

If I Had Blackwell's Talent.

While He Entertains Those Gullible Fools,

I'll Head For His House And Help Myself To His Secrets.

Ol' Blackwell's
Packing 'Em In.

He's Still The Master.

Unless My Eyes Deceive Me, There's The Green Goblin.

He's No Theater Lover.

So Whatever He's Up To, I'll Bet My Webs It's No Good.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Spider-Man!

Why, You Web-Headed Do-Gooder.

How Do You Like Being The Tail Of The Kite?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Laugh, Goblin, Laugh.

This Is The End Of The Line, Spider-Man.

I'd Give Half
My Spidey Power

To Know What That Gruesome Goblin Is Up To.

[Goblin Laughs]

Let's See.
Sleight Of Hand.

Disappearing Tricks.
Ah...

Here's A Good One.

[Bird Twitters]

Alakazee,
Bird, Go Free.

Goblin: 2 Props Are Better Than One.

Turtle And Toad,
Lock Explode.

Now, To Put My Borrowed Tricks To Good Use.

Heh Heh. They'll Bring Me A Fortune.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Mustn't Break The Law.

Nice...Very Nice.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Just Like Magic.

Pork And Honey, Give Me Your Money.

Now I Think I'll Find A Nice, Fat Bank.



Art Galleries? You Gotta Be Kidding!

This Wholesale Looting Can Only Be The Work Of One Person.

Spider-Man!

I Doubt If Even He Could Get From One End

Of The City To The Other So Fast.

Fiddle Faddle!

Only Spider-Man Can Make Things Disappear Like Magic.

Speaking Of Magic, Here's A Report

That Blackwell The Magician's House

Was Broken Into Last Night.

Was Anything Stolen?

Only A Magician's Cape And Cane.

Uh, Mr. Jameson, How About My Getting

A Pix Layout Of Blackwell's House?

Don't Be
A Nincompoop, Parker.

Blackwell's Probably Looking For Free Publicity.

And He's Not Getting It From The Daily Bugle.

Blackwell Should Be Leaving For The Theater Any Minute Now.

Unless I'm Barking Up The Wrong Tree,

Blackwell Will Soon Have An Uninvited Guest.

Spidey, Your Power Of Deduction Is Astounding.

Open Sesame!

Spider-Man!

I Thought I Got Rid Of You!

I Practice A Little Sleight Of Hand Myself.

Or Should I Say, Web?

Loop And Strain, Bind Him With Chain.

Walloping Websnappers. What Happened?

Up. Up. My Foe Has Risen...

To Meet His Doom In A Plastic Prison.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

You'll Forgive Me If I Don't Applaud.

Don't Be A Spoil Sport, Spider-Man.

In Case You Get Thirsty While I'm Gone,

Here's A Tall,
Cool Drink.

Sorry I Can't Stick Around To Enjoy Your End,

But I Missed A Few Banks Last Night

And I Don't Like To Play Favorites.

Looks Like I'm Up To My Neck In Trouble.

I'd Better Find An Unchaining Spell Before Goblin Gets Back.

Magic Spells, Incantations,

Charms...

Spindles And Pins And High-Button Boots,

Open Your Door And Give Me Your Loot.

[Alarm Sounds]

There Are Times When My Own Tricks Are More Practical.

[Police Siren]

Policeman: Hands Up!

No Tricks. We've Got You Covered.

[Laughs]

[Electronic Buzz]

He's Firing Something!

Sorry, No Time To Play Cops And Robbers Tonight.

I Think I'll Pick Up

A Few More Lucrative Tricks From Blackwell's Book

And Make Sure I've Seen The End Of That Webby Pest, Spider-Man.

Ah, Escape Tricks.

Chains, That's It.

To Escape From
The Chain Trick,

Find The Key Link, Which Is Located...

Like They Say, It's Easy When You Know How.

He Didn't Waste Much Time

Returning To One Scene Of The Crime.

You! You Have More Lives Than A Black Cat!

Spider-Man: Net Score-- One Goblin.

Presto Change-O.

Getting So You Can't Trust Your Best Web These Days.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Should've Known He'd Try That Old Stun b*mb Trick.

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall,

Where's The Wickedest One Of All?

Come On Out And Fight. I Know You're--

Where'd That Come From?

Goblin: What's The Matter, Spider-Man? Worried?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Old Spider Sense Tells Me He's...

Over There.

Ouch!

What's Your Hurry? The Party's Just Starting.

You Pesky Insect.

Now For The Heavy a*tillery!

[Laughs]

What's The Matter With This Thing?

Maybe You Don't Have The Magic Touch.

Right On Cue, Blackwell.

Hey. Wait A Minute.



That's Not Fair.

All's Fair In Love And Magic, Goblin.

Thought You'd Like My Autograph.

"One Mischief-Making Goblin..."

It Was Just A Publicity Stunt.

And If There's One Thing I Can't Stand,

It's People Looking For A Free Ride.

Mr. Jameson--

Well, What Is It,
Miss Brant?

Blackwell Sent You 2 Free Tickets To His New Show.

Free? Did You Say Free?

That's Right. It Says On The Tickets,

For V.I.P.S Only.

Well, Now, Wasn't That Nice?

Call Rewrite. Maybe We Should Do A Feature On Magic.

Miss Brant:
Yes, Mr. Jameson.

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪