01x26 - Blueprint for Crime

[bunniefuu]

[Pulsating Hum]

Follow My Instructions Carefully.

Now Ox, Place The expl*sive Next To The Vault.

When I Give The Signal,
Cowboy,

Pull The Pin.

Ready?

Now!

[Boom]

That Came From The Security Building.

I Got A Feeling I'm In Time For A Crime.

Man: Watch It, Cowboy.

Spider-Man's Outside The Window.

Whoops!

Cowboy: Alley-Oop!

You're A Real Swinger, Spider-Man.

Uh, Ox Will
Take Over.

Man: Not Now, You Fool.

Get The Blueprints First.

The Plotter!
That Figures.

Ox, Move This Here Door Out Of The Way.

Ox: Comin', Cowboy.

[Bell Ringing]

Plotter: Don't Just Stand There.

Grab The Blueprints And Get Out!

Got 'Em!

Let's Hit The Trail!

[Sirens]

You're Too Late,
Spider-Man.

Soon The Blueprints For The m*ssile

Will Be In My Hands,

And Certain Foreign, Ha Ha, Clients

Will Pay A Handsome Price For Them.

[Evil Cackle]

Come On, Ox.

Now's Our Chance.

I'm Hungry.

Can't We Stop
For Grub?

You're Always Hungry.

Follow Me.

Those Refugees
From A Rodeo

Can't Be
Too Far Away.

There They Go!

Plotter: Spider-Man's Tailing You! Take Cover!

"And This Bird
Says To Me

"Man, Greet The Day Like A Blade Of Grass.

"Sing With The Eyes, Man,

But Dig The Mower..."

My Spider-Sense Isn't Tingling For Nothing!

They're Here Some--

Spider-Man: Well, What Do You Know?

Stop Him, Cowboy!
Stop Him!

I'll Get Him, Boss.

Now Get Out Of There, Both Of You!

Right, Boss!

This A-Way!

Fie, Fi, Fo, Fun.

If I Were An Ox,

Which Way
Would I Run?

He Must Not Get Out Of That Alley Alive!

I'm Gonna Hogtie You, Spider-Man,

Permanently!

Much Obliged, Partner.

Use Your g*n, Cowboy!

Get Those Blueprints Back!

Ox, Get The Blueprints.

What A Time To Run Out Of Ammunition.

Cowboy: Get 'Im, Ox!

Plotter: Cowboy,
Get Your g*n.

Don't Let Him Get Away.

[g*nshots]

Plotter:
Mm-Hmm. Well Done.

Return To Headquarters...

At Once.

Every Foreign Agent Wants These Blueprints,

And I'll Sell Them To The Highest Bidder.

Why Not Sell 'Em
Each A Copy?

Why, Cowboy, That Would Be Dishonest.

[Both Laugh]

Plotter: You Big
Stupid Ox!

The Key Code Blueprint Is Missing!

Dig That
Flowin' Line.

Like, It's, Uh, All Silver, Man.

He Must've Dropped It.

Beatnik:
Roll Your Eyes

Over Those Crazy
Pajamas.

Yeah. What
Some Cats Won't Do

To Get Attention.

Unhh...

Cool It, Man.

Like, My Head's Got A Real Crease In It.

Walloping Websnappers!

They Missed One!

Sorry To Cut Out, Fellas,

But There's A Crooked Party Going On

And I Gotta Make The Scene.

Nothing Like Crawling The Walls, Man.

This New Webbing Formula

Had Better Be
Plotter-Proof,

And Police-Proof.

I Need One More
Little Item

To Completely Convince Jameson That I'm A Crook

Before I Embark On My New Career

As Public Enemy
Number One.

[Camera Flash Timer
Clicking]

Jameson: This Is Just The Proof I Need

To Show This
Hero-Happy City

What A Low-Down, Web-Slinging, Wall-Crawling Crook

Spider-Man Really Is.

You're Absolutely Right, Mr. Jameson.

I'll Have The Police Put Out A Dragnet

A Worm Couldn't
Get Through!

You're Absolutely Right, Mr. Jameson.

You're A Sharp Lad, Parker, For A Teenager.

What Happened
To Your Head?

It Was Roundup Time In Greenwich Village

And I Got Branded.

That's The Trouble With You Kids!

Ask A Simple Question, Get A Silly Answer!

You're Absolutely Right, Mr. Jameson.

Oafs! Bunglers!
Lunkheads!

You Told Me You Got Rid Of Spider-Man.

I Shot Him, Just Like You Told Me To.

He Didn't Move
Nor Nothin'.

Well, For Your
Information

He's Very Much Alive,

And He Has The Key Code Blueprints.

The Others Are No Good Without It.

Find Spider-Man And Bring Him To Me At Once.

I'll Say One Thing For Old J.J.J.--

When He Calls
For A Dragnet

He Doesn't Go
Halfway.

Guess It's Time
For Spidey

The Black-Hearted
Villain

To Get Into The Act.

There He Is!

[Police Sirens]

[Tires Screech]

Spider-Man Sighted
At West 14th

And Avenue
Of The Americas.

Spider-Man Sighted On 13th Street

Heading Towards
Broadway.

There's Plenty Of Action But Not The--

Old Spider-Sense Tells Me I've Got Company.

Mustn't Make It
Look Too Easy.

[Siren]

We Gotta Get To 'Im

Before The Police Do.

Come On, Cowboy. Where's Your Timing?

There He Is, Men!

Try To Take Him Alive!

It's About Time.

That's Not
A Police Copter!

[g*nshots]

Bring Him Directly Here, Cowboy.

I'll Have
A Warm Welcome Ready.

This Is Your Last Chance, Spider-Man.

Where Is
The Blueprint?

Sorry, Skin Head,

I'm Of The Old School

Where Silence Is Golden.

Maybe The Ox Will Make You Talk.

Let Me At 'Im!

You Bumbling Fool!

Cowboy! I Didn't See--

There's 2
For The Corral.

[Pulsing Hum]

Yikes!

Plotter: That's An Electric Force Field, Spider-Man.

It Will Close In On You Unless You Talk.

[Electricity Humming]

Well?

Like I Was Saying...

Metal Web.

A Little Invention
Of My Own.

I Hate To Beat
And Run,

But You Won't Be
Alone Long.

The Police Will Be Here In A Jiffy.

[Officer Reads Note]

Looks Like Spider-Man's Done It Again.

Spider-Man's
Done It Again!

Wait Till I Get My Hands

On That Double-Dealing
Parker!

I'll Tear Him In Two!

[Rip]

Come To Think Of It,

I Wonder How He Got That Picture.

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪