01x18 - The Sinister Prime Minister

[bunniefuu]

Here Comes
The Prime Minister.

Quick, Get Some Pictures, Charlie.

Look Out!
He's Not Gonna Stop!

They've Locked Us Out.

They Can't
Do That To Us.

Maybe They Can Keep Peter Parker Out,

But Not Spider-Man.

This Must Be The Prime Minister's Suite.

[Click]

Oh, Something's Wrong.

My Makeup Is Perfect.

Don't You Agree, Mr. Prime Minister?

[Muffled Yelling]

No One Will Guess
The Truth.

Except Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

Fake Prime Minister: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

One Might Say I'm Going To Raise Some Cane.

The Police Will Be Here Any Minute,

Mr. Prime Minister.

[Weakly] But That's Not The Real Prime Minister.

I Warn You,

This Will Provoke An International Incident.

I Have Proof Right Here.

My Camera, It's Gone.

I Can't Prove It Now, You Phony,

But I'll Be Back.

It Was Bad Enough When The Prime Minister

Wanted A $10 Million Loan.

Now He'll Probably Demand 20 Million

Because Of Spider-Man's Attack.

And My Paper Is On Record Against Any Such Loan.

Mr. Jameson,

How Could You,
Of All Men,

Deny 40 Million People?

Who Are You?

The Prime Minister Of A Country That Needs

Your Great Sympathy And Understanding.

My Poor Country Of Rutania Needs Money,

And, If You Support
Our Cause,

Your Name Will Be Sung

By The Simple People Of My Country

In Eternal Gratitude To Your Magnificent Efforts.

Little Children Will Smile

When They Hear
Your Name.

[Buzz]
Yes, Mr. Jameson?

Jameson: Miss Brant,

Alert The Press Room For An Extra.

Very Well, Mr. Jameson.

I'll Do Anything
To Help You,

Mr. Prime Minister.

Do You Think One Extra Is Enough?

You're Right.

Jameson: Miss Brant, Tell The Press Room

We're Gonna Put Out A Dozen Extras.

It's Your Paper,
Mr. Jameson.

$10 Million
Is Not Enough.

I'll Get You


I Knew You Were A Man Of Reason.

Extra! Extra!

$20-Million Loan Needed To Fight Poverty In Rutania

Extra!

These Changes
Ought To Work

Against The Cane.

I've Got To Expose That Imposter

Before He Gets The Money.

With All The Help He's Getting From Jameson,

It's Not Going To Be Easy.

Peter: Time For Spider-Man To Swing.

[Snarling]

He Must Have The Real Prime Minister

Hidden Somewhere In The Embassy.

[Snarling]

Uh-Oh, Trouble!

Fake Prime Minister: I've Been Waiting

For You, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: And I'm Ready For You.

You Fool!

You Underestimate The Power Of My Cane.

Gad, What A Bore
You Are.

You No Longer Amuse Me.

It Won't Work
This Time.

[Crash]

You Are Beneath
My Contempt.

Spider-Man: Time For The Final Curtain.

[Glass Breaking]

Got Him.

Guard: Someone
Has Broken In.

Second Guard: And He's Attacking The Prime Minister.

[Knock On Door]

Guard: The Door, It's Locked, Sir.

Second Guard:
Break It Down!

[Pounding]

I've Got A Feeling They'll Never Believe Me.

[Door Opens]

Spider-Man Won't Interfere Again, Mr. Prime Minister.

A Statue In My Honor!

Well, Uh, Thank You.

Thank You, Sir.

The Pigeons
Will Love It.

A Statue...Of Me.

How About That, Miss Brant?

You'll Look Wonderful In Granite, Mr. Jameson.

I Will, Won't I?

And Through My Efforts,

The Gold Is On Its Way To Rutania

From The Airport
Tonight.

And Even Spider-Man Won't Be Able To Stop

The Special Armored Truck I Arranged.

I'll Have To Work Fast To Stop That Truck.

[Brakes Squeaking]

I'm Sorry, Gentlemen, But I'm Gonna

Have To Keep You From Making A Mistake.

The Man You're Taking That Gold To Is A Fraud.

Driver: I Have My Orders,

And I Intend To Carry Them Out.

Now Stand Aside.

Open Fire!

Full Speed Ahead.

The Airport's
My Last Chance.

[Airplane Flying Overhead]

Spider-Man: I'll Bet My Spider Sense

That The Real Prime Minister Is In That Trunk.

I've Got To Get Aboard That Plane.

The Door
Is Jammed, Sir.

Go Forward.
I'll Close It.

[Electronic Buzzing]

Time To Straighten Up And Fly Right!

Fake Prime Minister:
Oh, No!

Hold On, Sir!
I'm Coming!

This Is Not The Real Prime Minister.

Why, That's The Actor Charles Cameo.

Here's The Real
Prime Minister.

Hold On, Sir.

We'll Have You Free
In No Time.

Spider-Man, Indeed!

If He Hadn't Bungled The Whole Affair,

I Would've Been Immortalized In Marble.

Look, Mr. Jameson.

Jameson: Ooh! Ohh!

That Spider-Man
Is A Menace!

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪