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03x02 - The Bride of Dracula!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends". Aired: September 12, 1981 – November 5, 1983.*
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Follows Peter Parker (Spider-Man), Bobby Drake (Iceman), and Angelica Jones (Firestar) who are college students at Empire State University.

03x02 - The Bride of Dracula!

Post by bunniefuu »

Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends!

Iceman and Firastar:

Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends!

Countess, you look ravishing tonight.

You wanna boogie?

Why, Peter, how gallant of you.

Too late, Web Head.

Angelica promised this dance to me.

Back off, Blizzard Breath.

I asked first.

The heck you did. Tell him

who gets this dance, Angelica.

Yeah, Angelica, tell him.

- Angelica?

- Angelica.

Great work, Bug Brain. You've driven her

into the arms of another man.

- That's right, blame me.

- I just did.

Where are you from?

I've neurer seen you on campus before.

Ila

but being M111 you

has made the long journey worthwhile.

You sure know what to say to a girl.

My spider sense tells me there's

something weird about that guy.

Spider sense?

Sounds more like jealousy to me.

Look.

He's leading her out into the garden.

I've got a feeling

we'd better follow them.

Forgive me.

I had to be alone witln you.

You are the woman

I have been seeking for centuries.

Centuries?

Yes, and at long last

my search has ended.

You will follow where I lead.

I cannot resist your will.

Few humans can.

There they are, just talking.

Se much for your spider sense.

That's strange. I could have

- Ready for our dance, Angel?

- He means our dance.

- She totally ignored us.

- You I can understand, but me?

- To the airport.

- Yes, master.

The airport?

Now I know somelhinqs wrong.

Her faoe looked so weird. Like a zombie.

What do you thinks going on?

There's only one way to find out.

You're right.

It's time for some cold power.

Iceman!

Can't you do that any faster?

Fast? You wanna see fast?

Firsl: one there

gets the next dance witln Angelica.

QR.

"my.

As you wish.

How could I't be oheruvise?

Decided to give up, huh?

Like they say,

if you canfi: beat 'em, join 'em.

Bruno, my native earth beckons me.

Let us return home quickly.

Yes, masks.

That's his limo. We're to-o late.

- They transferred to that plane.

- A jet-black jet? Weird.

- How do we find out where ifs headed?

- Where there's a web, there's a way.

Touver to Flight 207.

Maintain climb

en heading of 048 degrees.

- Destination Transylvania?

- Who said that?

Friendly

neighbourhood Spider-Man

The pressure is finally getting to me.

What did you find out?

Where's he taking her?

Hang on to your ice cubes, old buddy.

It's Transylvania.

- Where all the vampires come from?

- You got it.

I didn'l: think I't was possible,

but you just gave me a cold chill.

The storm is getting worse, master.

Excellent. Then no one can follow us.

You are duvet, masks.

Now I can safely assume

my true identity.

Count Dracula.

Why did we have to hitch a ride mrer the

polar route? I'l: must be 30 below zero.

40 below. Isn't I't great.

As they say,

getting there is half the fun.

Hey, look what I found.

Mat-amps.

I've gotta see if Angelina's alright.

- How do you intend to do ihat?

- Watch.

There she is.

Angelica. It's me, Spidey.

- Spider-Man?

- Spider-Man.

So he WiSHBB to pit his puny powers

against 111050 of Count Dracula, does he?

He will live to regret I't.

Somethinds trying

to take control of my brain.

Guhfightihfismbo strong.

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Gotcha.

You know, thoro are times I actually

don't: mind running into you.

Pretty cool, huh?

I call this my icicle built for two.

Now the famous Iceman joins the pursuit.

I wonder why this simple college student

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- Captain, are you alright'?

- Prepare for emergency lending.

Flight.

- It's an order.

- You're the captain.

- I wonder whafs up?

- Definitely not us.

We're going devurn. We're lending.

And there goes Angelica. We'll have to

figure out some other plan to get her.

- We approach castle, masher.

- Splendid.

Soon, my beloved,

you shall be at your new home,

or should I say our new home.

- Master, we approach to-o fast!

- Coward, there is nothing to fear.

Here, my darling, is where

we shell spend the neJ-ct eternity.

I am so hflPPY-

Greet the new mistress of the castle,

the future Madame Dracula.

Sfiangers mean trouble.

Yours is not to judge,

yours is but to carry out my wishes.

And I order you

to bring my future bride

imam.

And hurry. Before the sun comes up.

L'f she is to be my bride,

she must grew accustomed

to sleeping on a bed of cold earth.

Place her in the coffin.

Now leave us.

Sfiangers mean trouble.

Speaking of trouble,

he nevarexpectad the cold, cold earth

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Who are you? How did I get here?

Ham

and you, my adored one,

are soon to be my bride.

Me? Marry you?

Forget it.

You wouldn't want me for a wife.

I'm to-o hot to handle. Firestarl

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He really is Dracula.

Em mm.

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MY mind's going going

my bride-to-be

Mm mam

THEE

Together we shall rule

mrer the chill of the night.

And together we shall rule the universe

as husband and wuife.

Web-headed

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as they return to Tmnsyivania.

Lucky that pilot snapped out

of that hypnotic suggestion.

Yeah, but I wonder if we're headed

in the fight direction.

Well, you're the wall crawler.

Go find out.

I had to open my big mouth.

You OK now, captain?

I don't: know

what came mrer me back there.

Some strange force

seemed to take control of my mind.

According to that map and compass,

Transylvania lies

40 degrees west of here.

40 degrees left rudder!

Roger Wilcol

The aileron, ifs jammed!

The plane is changing course by itself.

This entire flight is jinxed.

No wonder.

Lookwhatwére Mug dram-My over.

Transylvania.

This is where we get off.

You take the slow road

and I'll take the ice road,

and I'll be in Transylvania before you.

Waxed my web shooters,

but I've still nmrer done this

in a high wind before.

Here goes everything.

Geronimo!

Wham

What was ihat?

Spider-Man about to land

on your nose if you don't: mmre.

Welcome to Vampire City.

Make a nice picture postcard.

Yeah. 'Having a horrible time.

Sorry I'm here.'

Here comes that old spider sense again.

There's something behind that door.

And if I'm not mistaken, ifs Angelica.

Well, what are we wailing for?

Has fight. Ms Angefica.

Wrong. It's Firestar.

Firestar, am I glad to see you.

Firestar? Who is Firestar?

Hey, come on. Snap out of it.

The jokds over.

Hssureyouifls notfloke.

Her mind is completely

under my control.

You don't: say. And just who are you?

Ham

And now 'rfyou will be

good enough to leave,

we have a wedding to arrange.

Veer-an a.

Forget I't, friend. We're taking

her back where she belongs.

Show him he's wrong, my angel.

Hey! We're friends, remember?

Destroy them both,

starting M111 Spider-Man.

As you command.

Now, Firestar,

don't: do anything hot-headed.

Being in a fiance has improved her aim.

- Now finish him off!

- Yes, my master.

Thanks. I ouve you one.

You awe me five, butwhds counting?

Frankenstein! Wolf Thing!

Let them take care

of your friends, my dear.

I'll take tho robot. You take tho wolf.

Good. I've always had a way

M111 animals.

That should cool him off.

Nice doggy. Sit. Stay!

- What do we do now?

- It's time to retreat and regroup.

I like that plan.

After them!

L'l: would appear Spider-Man and Iceman

have finally met their match.

I think we losl: them.

This place makes my skin cravfl.

You ought to feel fight at home

M111 all mesa oobwebs.

We'll be safe in here.

Do not count on it, my fiends.

Wow! This guy really gets around.

Now, my precious,

destroy them once and for all.

As you command.

- Watch 'rt!

- I'm watching!

How deliciously ironic.

Spider-Man and Iceman

destroyed by their former friend.

Dracula's corrholling her mind.

I'll get him.

Maybe I can get through to her.

Listen to me, Firestar.

Remember ESU?

Eestem State University?

Aunt May. Ms Lion.

ESU. Our alma mater.

- ESU.

- Aunt May.

Mb.

. Bobby

No! No! I forbid you to listen!

I oontrol your mind!

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Each second is a greater shin,

until at lest

She fainted.

The strain was too much for her.

She's turned back into Angelica.

She'll be helpless against Dracula.

As you are!

- Quick. Let's get out of here.

- I'll lead the way.

Feels! There is no safe place

in the castle of Dracula.

- Which way now?

- Any way but that way.

- Quick! In here.

- Shut the door. Fast!

Wow! Just what

you always wanted for Christmas.

Wow! A giant-size chemistry set.

Dracula's lab.

Keep 'em out, while I find

e formula to revive Angelica.

Freezing the lo-ck'll do I't.

Get them!

Hurry! He's making Swiss cheese

out of that deer.

So much for that idea.

No more Mr Nice Guy.

Now ifs Mr Ice Guy!

Let me have aw. Got him!

And now, gentlemen, the game is mrer!

[than

- What are you doing?

- Sfiangers mean trouble.

She must be destroyed.

What

You handle Wolf Thing,

while I look for a solution.

Hurry.

I canfi: hold off Furry Face forever.

Ammonia. Just what I was looking for.

I command you to release her.

I em your master!

Destroyed. Must be destroyed!

This stuff

acts just like smelling salts.

What? Spider-Men? How did we get here?

No time to explain. Just turn yourself

into Firestar and fast.

Whatever you say. Firestarl

Stop! I command you

to return to Angelica.

Who is this hokey Halloween character?

Someone who canfi: stand sunlight.

Well, in that case,

try this on for size.

Stop! No! You are my sl*ve!

Attagirl, Firestarl

Spread a little sunshine.

Now look what youfire done!

I'm changing! I

Look whafs happening to the robot.

When Dracula's powers

of concentration weaken,

so does his control

mrer mesa creatures.

Yeah?

I wish it would work on this one.

How did you people get here?

I don't: remember letting you in.

Wow! He's just a butler.

Wait till you sea what happened

to the giant crocodiles.

They were just little salamander-s?

[like

(imam?

New I remember.

That's the weirdo who hypnotised me

and brought me here.

You're in for a big surprise.

Who are you people?

You mean you den'l: remember?

I remember nothing.

Looks like your secret identity is safe.

I'm afraid you're right.

You should be happy he doesn't remember

you. How oome you look so do-uvn?

A girl wants a men

to find her unforgettable.

Man, I't sure fools good to be back

in the good old US ofA.

Right. I had enough adventure

to last me for a long time.

Really?

Then we'd better put a shop to that.

Pardon me, fella. Mind 'rfwe cut in?

Hey, cut I't out!

What are you guys doing?

You put me do-uvnl

Come on! Bobby!