01x10 - The Vengeance of Loki!

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Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends!

Iceman and Firestar.

Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends!

Skipper, look there.

It's not possible, but that iceberg's

moving right toward us.

Right full rudder.

I don't believe it.

The iceberg's turning, too.

Mayday!

8O north,

longitude 7O degrees 31 minutes east.

Mayday!

I, Loki, steered the iceberg.

Now I shall have my final revenge

upon my unsuspecting half-brother Thor,

God of Thunder.

Angelica, what are you doing tonight?

Want to see a flick?

- I'd love to see a flick, Bobby.

- Great.

Sure is. That's why

we're going to the Bijou together.

The Bijou? No.

I've seen that flick at the Bijou.

Let's go to the Rialto.

Bobby, I've got a date

with Peter tonight.

That's OK. I don't mind.

I just don't want to see the same flick

again. Let's go to the Rialto.

Why don't you get your own date

and go to the Rialto?

Now, that's a great idea.

Who should I call?

Wind chill factor zero.

Mayday! Please respond.

Wind chill factor zero?

That's important.

Wind chill factor zero?

What's that, a weather report?

Would you believe

it's my government code name?

Wind chill factor freezing up.

What's up, guys?

Oii tanker. Hit an iceberg.

Sinking fast.

Code name?

I never knew Bobby had a

I'm on my way.

And I'm bringing some friends.

See you later, Aunt May.

We're off to the North Pole.

Those youngsters

and their wild imaginations.

There she is. The water temperature's

a little warm for my taste, but

You saved our lives, Iceman. But

we're stranded here on a damaged ship.

Don't worry. We'll get you

shipshape again in no time.

See you in a minute.

I've got another ship to check out.

Stand thee back, mortal.

And now that the ship's all fixed up

I thought sure

that old ship was right here.

Guess I lost it.

The mighty Thor?

My enchanted hammer detected a

strange source of energy in this region.

Say, Thor, what do you know about

a Viking ship frozen inside an iceberg,

with the biggest, shiniest diamond

I've ever seen?

- Where? On the prow?

- Yeah.

The fabled Twins of the Gods.

Come on, Goldilocks.

You're not really serious

about this Norse god stuff, are you?

I mean, you're just another

superhero like us, right?

And your homeland Asgard,

that's just make-believe?

Like Never-Never Land, right?

Never-Never Land? Nay, mortal.

And behold as my enchanted hammer

reveals the wonders

of the realm eternal.

Beyond space and time

there exists a rainbow bridge.

This magical bridge is the only route

connecting earth with fabled Asgard.

For the most part

'tis a realm of great beauty and joy.

But there be many regions of Asgard

not so friendly,

including the frozen land

of the ice giants.

Looks like my kind of town.

There is also

the dreaded forest of thorns

where my crafty half-brother Loki,

God of Evil, broods and plots.

Loki possesses one Twin of the Gods.

There it is!

It's just like the one I saw.

Long has he been searching

for the other.

With both gems Loki could perform

evil of cosmic proportions

throughout all time and space.

Help me find the ship

with its mystic gem.

OK, but better warm things up a little.

You don't mind if I get closer,

do you, hot stuff?

Great. You finally got an excuse.

Look. We have much work to do,

my friends. Let us begin.

There. The other Twin of the Gods.

Now I must leave Asgard.

No use, Thunder God. Finding that ship

is like trying to find uranium.

Before you find either,

I'll be a human Popsicle.

Come on, flame girl, give me a hit.

Miami Beach.

Perhaps as a Geiger counter

seeks out uranium,

my enchanted hammer

can seek out the diamond.

There must we seek the mystic gem.

Thank you, brother.

- She is a splendid goddess.

- Not a bad little team-mate either.

Soon the craft

shall rise to the surface.

Why would a bear want a diamond?

In my world,

appearances can be strangely deceiving.

Indeed, brother.

Loki!

And now I possess

both Twins of the Gods.

I shall have my vengeance

upon my father's favourite son.

Vengeance

upon the accursed mighty Thor.

Thor, do you feel funny?

What's happening?

And now I shall assume his guise.

And I'll make the true Thor be despised.

This isn't exactly a winter wonderland.

Thor, where are you?

Welcome to Asgard's sea of flames.

It is time for the Ice God to perish

at the fiery touch oi Sum“,

the Fire Demon.

Look.

Thor, it's impossible,

but he looks almost alive.

Of course. He merely sleeps

in suspended animation.

My hammer shall awaken him

and make his language understood by all.

Have I died and awakened in Valhalla?

Valhalla is the Vikings' heaven.

Thanks.

Now tell me the capital of Montana.

Valhalla shall be denied thee, Erik,

until you prove your worth

by obeying Thor.

And Thor commands you

to destroy the evil cities of mankind.

Doesn't sound like the Thor I know.

I will obey you, Thor.

Then take this.

It is a magic weapon from Asgard.

Somethings weird.

Where did those diamonds come from?

And where's Iceman?

My spider sense

is giving me a wild message.

I don't think the mighty Thor

is really Thor.

Let's find out.

Mortal fools.

Erik. To the evil city called New York.

And now, Ice God,

prepare for your destruction.

Heat, making me weaker by the second.

I'll never make it.

What? Ice bolts!

But that can only mean

Zerona is here.

She's gorgeous!

In a big sort of way.

Ice bolts work better than vitamins.

You were foolish, Zerona,

to venture to Surtur's domain.

If she's foolish,

what would you call me?

The Ice God!

Yep, I'll accept that.

Surely he is an ice god, though

the shortest one in all of Asgard.

I may not be a giant, Zerona,

but neither was another short guy

named David.

But was this David as handsome as you?

Who, me? Well

We did it!

I have never seen a god like you

in my own land of ice giants.

Yeah,well, I

I was queen there

until monstrous Ymir stole my throne.

But now that I've found you,

it no longer matters.

You do not like me.

I do, honest.

But I tell you what, Zerona.

If I help you get back your throne,

maybe you could help me find Thor.

I guess this means yes.

Within moments

we will be in Ymir's realm.

Tell me, Zerona,

is this Ymir as tall as you?

See for yourself, little Ice God.

So, Zerona, you have returned.

And brought a flea along with you.

Well, the bigger they are

the stronger they are.

Ymir does not like fleas.

You stay out of this, Zerona.

Here's just how little David

did it to Goliath.

That's what I call a deep freeze.

Hail Zerona, our rightful queen.

And the Ice God, Queen Zerona's consort.

See? You're queen again

and I'm your consort.

Consort?

Queen Zerona, you and your consort

will rule side by side.

Side by side?

More like side by foot.

I can't stay here. We had a bargain.

I must bow to the will of my people,

Ice God.

Oh, no. No way.

Believe me, I'm wrong for you.

I snore. I stay out all night

with the boys. I

I am helpless, Ice God.

But do not worry, I promise I will

make you happy throughout all eternity.

All eternity? That's a long time.

Why am I so irresistible?

I will reduce thy city to smoking rubble

and then all shall serve me.

Bow down before the power of Thor!

Back where you came from, Thor.

- What made you turn against us?

- The mighty Thor has gone mad.

This shall be your crown,

little Ice God.

We might have to send it out

for alterations.

If you were not Zerona's hero,

I would be her king.

Really? Maybe we can make a deal.

Here. Give her this.

Instant engagement ring from you.

Now I know why this place

is named the Desert of Despair.

But I will not despair.

Thor shall prevail.

Look, it's just not going to work.

- I can't marry you.

- I know.

I mean, what if you accidentally

stepped on me one day or

What did you say?

We are from different worlds.

Besides, there's one here

who truly loves me.

Well, that's a relief.

I mean, I'm broken-hearted,

but I'll get over it.

Unfortunately my people still want you.

But if you should escape

This way. Go to the Desert of Despair.

You'll find the mighty Thor.

Thanks, Zerona. I'll never forget you.

Iceman.

To the rainbow bridge.

Loki has much to answer for.

Today, New York. Tomorrow, the world!

An ice demon!

You!

You wear the Twins of the Gods.

And what witchcraft be this?

- We're out.

- And look!

He's Loki again.

Nay! Not the Twins!

But the gods, they will punish me.

Help!

So this is how it ends for Loki.

Thor, I was misled.

Say no more.

Like thy sword, the Twins of the Gods

must never again be used for evil.

My work is finished.

I shall return to Asgard.

Your Queen Zerona shall know

that her Ice God remembers her.

Always.

Queen Zerona?

Yeah. She was almost the little woman.

But not quite.