01x11 - Group Therapy

[bunniefuu]

Max, I'm very

proud of you.

You've made

tremendous progress.

You need to

continue therapy,

but I just know

you'll do great

out there.

I owe it all to

you, Dr. Kafka.

Thanks.

I'm out.

OCTAVIUS:

Excellent, Maxwell.

I'm so pleased.

MAX: You're the only person

who wrote to me

at Ravencroft, Dr. Octavius.

I've taken a special

interest in your case,

an interest which

should benefit us both.

Yeah.

Love the idea of

double-teaming

you-know-who.

Double-team?

Oh, surely we can

do better than that.

Busy tonight?

Mr. H indicated

we're available.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Do not

approach walls or door,

or tranquilizing gas

will be released

to immobilize.

O'Hirn, Alexander.

I know.

Do not approach

walls or door

or air pressure will

be activated to contain

Marko, Flint.

I know!

A sandwich?

This is a joke, right?

Raw silicates only, Toomes!

I don't eat food no more!

Just save room

for dessert.

Spider-Man a la mode.

Livin' on the edge

Fighting crime

Spinning webs

Swingin' from

the highest ledge

He could leap

above our heads

Villains on the rise

And the city's victimized

Looking up

with no surprise

Arriving

in the speed of time

Spectacular

Spectacular Spider-Man

Spectacular

Spectacular Spider-Man

Spectacular

Spectacular

Spectacular Spider-Man

Spectacular

Spectacular Spider-Man

AUTOMATED VOICE: Do not

approach walls or door

Finally she shuts up!

[ALARM RINGING]

Back in business.

Nice night.

Yeah, for a walk.

[LAUGHING] Tickles.

And

Now.

Ah, Maxwell,

my dear boy.

Uh, Doc, I kind of

prefer Electro.

I understand completely.

Now if you would

do the honors

Boys.

HAMMERHEAD: Okay.

Ox, Fancy Dan, with me.

Montana, stick with

these mooks for now.

Last boat off

the island's that way.

[PETER YAWNS]

Gotta love these

lazy Saturday mornings.

Or, uh, noons.

Better get up.

Yikes! Wow.

This new alien suit is

quite the timesaver.

I just need

my web shooters.

It makes its own webs?

How sweet is that?

How did I ever

live without you?

MAN ON TV: making this

the third time

the singer's baby was

found driving her car.

PETER: Aunt May?

Now repeating

our top story

Shouldn't you be

getting ready

for your big night

on the town

with Mrs. Watson?

To be honest,

I'm feeling

a touch peaked.

Perhaps I'll stay in.

But you've had

these theater tickets

for months.

Come on. You deserve

to have a little fun

once in a while.

Well, I suppose.

Just have the time

of your life, okay?

MAN ON TV: All escapees

were originally arrested

following battles

with Spider-Man.

PETER: Yo, bro!

Hey, don't

leave me hanging.

If only.

You ticked

or something?

Are you serious?

You take pictures

of Spidey stealing

the alien life form

instead of

calling the cops,

and you wonder

if I'm ticked?

Bro, IStow the "bros."

That's done. I was over

the whole lizard thing,

but this is who

you are, Pete, a user.

You do what

gets you ahead,

even if it hurts

the people you claim

are your friends.

What you need is

a taste of your

own medicine,

have something you care

about taken away.

The trouble is,

I'm not sure you actually

care about anything.

Oh, great.

Perfect. Wonderful.

I've lost my

oldest friend.

Well, who needs him?

I've got the cool

new suit.

[SIRENS BLARING]

And a little something

to take my mind

off my troubles.

I hear St. John Devereaux

is just hilarious as Falstaff.

[SIRENS BLARING]

[BRAKES SCREECH]

Freeze, O'Hirn!

[THUDDING]

[GASPS] It's that

awful rhinoceros person.

[GROANS]

[CROWD GASPING]

Ah, Rhino. I knew

no prison was

wide enough to hold you.

Wide enough?

Yeah, funny.

Wow. I knew

they taught trades

in the slammer,

but a sense of humor?

[GROANS] I usually

don't get the tingles

when the bad guy's

in plain sight.

[GRUNTS]

Sorry, Spidey.

Was I supposed

to wait my turn?

Oh, you two are

partners again?

Us two?

Afraid you ain't

gettin' off

that easy, bug.

Now then, arachnid,

any last words?

"Homina, homina, homina"

comes to mind.

Ladies, you may

want to step aside.

So you can attack

that young man?

I think not!

May!I'll be fine, ma'am!

Just get to safety.

Plow through 'em!

Show's starting!WOMEN: Oh!

Are you okay?

I think so.

Go! Through the theater!

Get as far away

as you can!

Yes, run along now, ladies.

Pull.

[GROANS]

[CLAMORING]

Sydney, I think

they're canceling

tonight's show.

[MOANS]What's wrong?

My arm hurts.

May!

Call an ambulance!

Only six, huh?

What happened?

Lizard and Goblin

had Knicks tickets?

Gotta get some altitude

and deal with them

one at a

[GROANS]

Let's start by

grounding this bird.

[GROANS]Fool!

This dog's not too old

to learn your tricks.

My tech is protected

by reinforced steel.

In fact, none of your

former methods will work

on us a second time.

And the Yankees

win the pennant.

[GROANS]

[MOANS]

I hate to admit it,

but I can't beat

these guys together.

Gotta bail.

Oh, not again!

I don't think

I can fit,

and I don't do

good in tunnels.

Keep the police busy.

We'll handle

the wet work.

And how are we

supposed to

spot the bug?

Maybe this will help.

Electro, I'm pleased

you've learned to

conduct your power

safely through water,

but down here,

you present a danger

to the group.

Head back up.But the spider freak

Maxwell.

Yeah, Doc. Okay.

Hey, I'm turning

to Mudman here.

Can I go, too?

Amateurs.

Who you calling

an amateur?

Nope, it's not

Pete or Flash.

Kenny? Of course not.

I'd never do that to you.

A hint. Well, he is

someone I met

at the formal,

and here he is now.

Gotta go.

JAMESON: The whole thing

is Spider-Man's fault!

New York never

saw super-villains

till the superhero

showed up.

Where's Parker?

Update from

Times Square.

Plenty of property damage.

No serious injuries.

But one elderly woman

had a heart attack.

Well, give me

a name, Robbie.

The people

want to know

who to pity.

May Parker.

[GASPS] That's

Peter's Aunt May.

I have to call him.No!

No, I'll call

Peter myself.

[PHONE RINGING]

PETER: Jonah.

You're calling to yell at me

for not getting pics of

those bozos beating me up.

That we don't need.

I'll set it for 9:00 p.m.

The subway should get

Aunt May home by then.

I want to make

sure she's okay.

We really have to get

that woman a cell phone.

Oh, man. I wish I could

just wake up tomorrow

with Doc

and his merry morons

back in jail.

Mmm.

[PHONE RINGING]

AUNT MAY ON ANSWERING MACHINE:

Oh! You have reached

the home of May

PETER: And Peter! AUNT MAY: Parker.

Please

leave a message,

and we'll call back.

ANNA: Peter,

it's Anna again.

Please call.

What are they

doing now?

I think they're

having dinner.

To Spider-Man's

ignominious defeat.

Defeat? Seems to me

a job ain't done

till it's done.

I was topside.

You yahoos lost

the creep.

Next time I

smash him myself.

SANDMAN: What's

with you and revenge?

All I ever wanted

was a decent score.

This obsession

with Spider-Man

is a distraction.

It's Osborn who's

truly earned my wrath.

I'm calling Mr. H,

see if he'll give the okay

to ditch you sorry

Stop! What are you doing?

I need a cure,

but the only way

to get what we want

is to trust the Doc.

Thank you, Electro.

Yes, gentlemen and Rhino,

we're frustrated,

but the arachnid

will be crushed.

How? He's long gone.

We simply engineer

a situation

that forces Spider-Man

to play the hero.

He'll come.

He can't help himself.

Check, please.

[GLASS SHATTERS]Um, on the house, sir.

How kind of you.

And wise.

RADIO ANNOUNCER:

The escaped convicts

have left Times Square

and have now taken hostages

at the Metro Bank

near Central Park.

He's back, boys!

[LAUGHING VICIOUSLY]

SHOCKER: Well, Doc,

you was right.

I guess some folk

are just too dumb

to live.

Rhino, you won

the coin toss.

Will you crush his skull

or simply impale

his heart on your horn?

Impale. Impale

sounds good.

What's the matter,

web-creep?

Too scared

to crack a last joke?

[SHOUTS]

I'll finish him!

Glad you came out

tonight, Mary Jane.

But, uh,

won't Pete be bummed?

He knows

we're not exclusive.

Still, he was crushing

pretty hard at the dance.

Well, what's the deal

with you two?

Ah, same old story.

Two kids

who grew up together.

Our moms were

best friends.

Our dads were partners.

They had a start-up

lab in Queens.

And then the four

of them went to

a conference together,

and there was this funny

little plane crash.

I'm I'm sorry.

I didn't know.

Well, stuff happens.

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

Hey, slow down, chief.

I've always kind of

been his big brother.

Kept the bullies

off his back.

So in gratitude,

Pete took pictures

[MARY JANE SCREAMS]

to profit off

our boss' pain.

[MOTORBIKE ZOOMING]

[GASPING]

Okay, not fun anymore.

Stop.

Stop. Stop

right now.

Don't you want to know

how the story ends?

Pete may not be perfect,

but whatever his faults,

he's twice the man

you'll ever be.

Morales, Wingard,

secure the hostages

in the bank.

Carter, Dewolff, with me.

ELECTRO: I'm gonna

fry you for that, freak!

That's it!

[GROWLING]

[GROANING]

Oh, man.Dang it.

Keep sh**ting!

Move in, kid.

I got you covered.

Uh-oh.

[GROANS] Get him off!

SANDMAN: What the heck

happened to O'Hirn?

Sandman,

help Electro.

[GRUNTING] Get him off!

I'm trying!

Turn down the juice!

Wait! He's trying

to escape again.

Vulture, move!

I don't want to take out

another of our own.

Stop! I will not stand for

[GROANING]

What the boot hill?

What are you doing?

Dodge this!

I knew

you were finally

getting serious

when you stopped

cracking your pathetic

little jokes,

just as I knew you

would expend your energies

fighting my allies,

leaving you open for

Doctor Octopus to deliver

the coup de grace.

Now I do believe

we promised Rhino

an impalement.

[SOFTLY] Get him off.

[MOANS]

Apologies, Rhino.

We're doing this my way.

DOC OCK: Your new

suit interests me, arachnid.

I'm going to enjoy

peeling it away

for further study.

[GRUNTS]

OFFICER:

He's gonnaSpider-Man, stop!

It's over.

[GASPS]

Oh, man.

The alarm didn't go off.

I've been asleep

for nine hours.

So why am I

still exhausted?

[GROANING]

PETER: I don't remember

taking this much punishment

in Times Square.

Where did that one come from?

After the day

she had yesterday,

we'll let her sleep

a bit longer.

"Spidey stops sinister six.

"Photos by Peter Parker"?

I don't remember

any of this.

It's like I slept

through the whole fight.

This wasn't me

wearing the suit.

This was the suit

wearing my body.

This alien It's some

kind of symbiote.

Still, what do we care?

The six were

put down hard.

Parker gets paid

for the photos.

What else matters?

Pete!

Where have you been?

Your aunt

[SHUSHING] She's still

asleep upstairs.

No, Peter.

She had a heart attack

last night.

She should be okay,

but she's in

the hospital.