02x07 - Homecoming

[bunniefuu]

Yo, Hulkies, welcome to the large magellanic cloud.

Today's forecast? Sunny, with a chance of meteors! - Rick! Repair status.

- Uh, we are on it, chief.

Quit goofin'! That's what got us in this mess in the first place.

Rick, I said, no! Come on, let me fly it, let me fly it.

Get off of me, you big blue armadillo! Hey! Which one of you boneheads steered us into an asteroid field? Hey, nice goin', Shulkie.

Uh! Skaar see something.

Oh, what a cute little critter! These coordinates can't be right! You sure those guardian do-gooders aren't messing with us? Sending us to the middle of some asteroid field? Star-Lord said the wormhole to our galaxy only appears here once a decade.

And it's due.

So we gotta wait.

Even if we wait, this shortcut will cut years off our journey home.

Then we can hand jumbo-dumb here over to the authorities.

If they don't arrest you first.

You destroyed Vista Verde and framed us! And I'm gonna make sure you confess the truth.

So where is this wormhole? I don't see nothin' but a whole lot of nothin'.

Gettin' some kind of transmission.

Citizens of the Kree Empire, look well upon these faces, for they are the faces of the enemy.

So says Ronan the Accuser.

Oh, not this jerk.

Worst among them is the one called Hulk.

He is without honor, a liar! Since these agents of S.

M.

A.

S.

H.

are too cowardly to surrender, I am going to punish their home world.

If the Hulks are not brought to my justice, I will invade the Earth! The Hulks will have nowhere to run once I have finished with their home world.

Great! Now Ronan's gonna take his beef with us out on Earth.

We gotta get back there before he does.

Come on out, little fella.

don't be afraid.

It's okay.

No one's going to eat you.

What? Oh, my gosh.

Cuddle factor of nine.

Camera, get a close-up for my show.

Oh, it's so cute! Look at it! Aw, he reminds me of Devil Dinosaur.

I sure miss him.

What do you think devil's doin' right now? - Little Devil.

- That's totally gotta be his name! Who's the Little Devil? You are! Rick, Skaar, inside.

We're goin'.

Lookie what I found! Isn't he cute? - Can we keep him? - No.

It's an alien.

- Could be dangerous.

- Yeah, dangerously adorable.

I promise to take care of him, and feed him.

Please, please, please? It stays.

You can stay with it, but we're leaving, now.

Bye, Little Devil.

Sorry, you've got to stay.

Huh, this is it.

So long, Little Devil.

Go on, now, shoo.

Oh.

Airlock depressurized.

Huh? Hey! You followed me! Well, I guess I'm stuck with ya.

Sit tight.

I'll be back.

What harm could a cute fuzzy do? Hey, do your best just to, like, not hit anything this time, if you can? Thirty seconds to the wormhole.

So, what do you guys want to do first when we get home? I mean, after we clear our names.

Me, I want to get the biggest chocolate milkshake I can buy.

Warning, system alert! Got a massive malfunction here.

- I'm losing control.

- Look out! Guys, we're gonna crash! We lost power to all systems! I need the engines now, or this is gonna be a real bad day.

Okay, okay.

Rerouting energy from weapons.

This why Skaar prefers to walk.

Engine power restored.

I have thrusters.

Hang on.

What happened? It was some kind of power drain.

I can't seem to pinpoint it.

I got more good news.

The wormhole is shrinking.

At this rate, it'll close in an hour.

Then we can kiss our shortcut home goodbye.

And if we miss it, Ronan will get to Earth before we do.

Jen? An hour to fix the ship.

I haven't even isolated the problem yet.

You want to get this ship flying again? Talk to me.

And why would you want to help us? Because so far, everything we've encountered out here wants to eat or blow us up.

All of us.

And I refuse to perish beside you.

It's much safer in my cell back on Earth.

He does know the ship better than anyone.

I can't work locked up like this.

Try any funny business and I feed you to Galactus.

You got my word.

According to Ronan, you don't keep your word, Hulk.

So forgive me if I don't hold my breath.

If you ask me, this rust bucket's infested with Gremlins.

Gremlins? Old air force lore, little creeps who rip up the insides of planes.

Yeah, right.

No, no, no, you better not be! You're not a Gremlin, are you, Little Devil? Rick, what are you doing here? Oh, I was just checkin', uh, the airlock wasn't damaged in the crash.

It's all good, though.

Totally checked it out.

The problem appears to be emanating from this panel.

- Get out of my way! - But now we're going the same Uh-huh.

What'd I tell you? Gremlins.

Hey, I'm gonna go, uh, inspect the ship, for more damage.

Come on, Skaar.

Let's fix this and get out of here.

Dude, I uh, brought Little Devil on the ship, and uh, now he's gone, and you're gonna help me find him before he does any more damage.

Hmm.

Skaar help.

Hmm.

Skaar smell Little Devil.

Dude, I can't smell anything.

Exactly what does Little Devil smell like? Breakfast.

He's not breakfast, he's a pet.

Woof.

Okay.

I'll open it, you grab him Ready, Skaar? One, two Ah-ha! Come here, you Little Devil! Ah! don't let him get away! The crash must have dislocated the main power bus.

You brutes will have to reconnect it to the energizer.

Gimme a hand.

I'll get the other side, Greenie.

Just be careful with it.

Come back here, you Little Devil! No! How are we gonna get him out of there? Auxiliary power restored.

Lighting activated.

Little Devil! How'd you get up there so fast? Hey, come here, you.

- More little devils! - Oh, no.

They're multiplying somehow.

- don't just stand there, get him! - Skaar get! All systems go.

Thirty seconds to the wormhole.

Step on it.

That thing's at half size and closing fast.

Little Devil! What is that? Ha! Gotcha! You brought that alien on board after I told you not to! What? No! No way.

He I mean, they Must have snuck on by themselves.

Uh, like, obviously.

The truth? That would only make Hulk worry.

And mad.

You, you brought Druffs onto my ship? Druffs are the most dangerous vermin in the galaxy! These cute little fuzzballs? What, exaggerate much? Hear that? Inside the walls.

As you can see, Druffs consume energy.

Jen, try to restore power.

The rest of you, round up these things.

Hold still, you little Gremlin! - Ow! - You've got to be gentle.

Sharp impacts cause Druffs to instantly multiply.

Smashing them will only create more.

Come here, you! - Skaar catch! - I got him.

I got him! Uh.

Out of my way, you little Never mind the Druffs, Jen.

Just get us through that wormhole.

We've got to beat Ronan back to Earth.

Will do.

Uh-oh.

You had to say his name.

Guys? You can run, agents of S.

M.

A.

S.

H.

, but you cannot hide! Your day of reckoning is at hand.

Ronan's warship's blocking the wormhole.

But I might be able to get us past it.

No.

He'll follow us back to Earth.

We're not gonna last out here with the ship in this condition.

Check it out, they're launching fighters.

Oh! I suggest we surrender.

I suggest you shut your piehole, Captain Forehead.

Jen, take us back into the asteroid field.

Rick, leave a camera so we can keep an eye on the wormhole.

Ain't running from that jerk! Don't have a choice.

We gotta lure him away from the wormhole.

Just keep those fighters off our back.

How could you betray me? I brought you on this ship, and look at what you've done! - It's a disaster.

- Ooh.

Oh, but you're so cute! Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom! Mmm.

Uh-oh.

Ow! Tingly.

Well done, boy.

These Druffs will be the end of us.

They don't mean any harm.

They're just doing what comes natural.

That's it.

We have to shut down the power.

Are you out of your alleged mind? We'll be sitting ducks! If the Druffs eat energy, the only way to stop 'em is to starve 'em.

I hate to admit it, but you make a remarkable amount of sense.

- For a change.

- Ooh! Jen.

Find us a place to hide.

I didn't have any footage outside the ship, so I'm using this old videogame to recreate the action.

"Hmm, faster, Jen!" "We got drones on our six, Red!" "Hey, I think I see a space cave!" "Quick! Get inside!" "Whoo!" Good idea to hide in this cave, Rick.

I saw it in a movie once.

Power system shutting down.

Gotta admit, that was some nice flying, Shulkie.

But we're still hosed, thanks to the littlest pest shop here.

Never mind that.

Let's fix the damage, so we can get out of here.

Rick, Skaar, gather up the rest of the furballs and get 'em off the ship! How we do that? We'll eject them out onto this asteroid.

Who wants some yummy energy? Follow Uncle A-b*mb! Chow time! Go get it! Hurry, before it's all gone! Those walls are reinforced, so they can't get out.

I just hope that's all of them.

The little devils must go dormant when there's no energy to eat.

So, eject all little devils now? I guess we gotta.

Mmm! We can't just dump them on this asteroid! - Can we? - Lie to Hulk two times.

First lie make ship crash.

Second lie doom Hulks for good! You can't hide forever, Hulk! Justice will find you! I will find you.

You call yourself a hero.

All I see is a coward and a liar.

Easy, we just got that working.

I'm gettin' real tired of Ronan calling me a liar.

Well, you did renege on the deal you made with him.

- Just sayin' - A-b*mb! You get rid of the Druffs? They, uh, yeah, they won't be a problem.

Shh, it's Ronan! He's right there! And there he goes.

Whoo! That was close.

Uh, why did we just launch an emergency flare? don't look at me.

Must have been a short circuit.

We got incoming! Jen, get us out of here.

I'm working on it.

They got us with a tractor beam! Surrender now, agents of S.

M.

A.

S.

H.

Or I will not just destroy you, but your home planet of Earth! Face me, Earthlings.

My vessel is armed with a gravity b*mb.

Unless you come out now, Hulk, I will drop it through the wormhole, where it will detonate and create a black hole big enough to swallow your entire solar system.

So, what's our play? We do what the blue man wants.

You are wise to surrender, Hulk.

Perhaps I will allow the other so-called agents of S.

M.

A.

S.

H, to live long enough to witness my final judgment.

- If they give up now.

- Hulks don't give up.

We smash em! A-bombs away! Bring up the unibeams, capture mode.

Come and get it, blue boys.

Red! Hang on, guys.

I got it! Yeah! And now, you will answer for your crimes against the Kree.

I hate to interrupt the penalty phase of Hulk's sentencing But I would like to take care of business.

I received your signals, Leader.

On behalf of the Kree Empire, thank you for your cooperation.

Lousy rat dropped a dime on us.

The flare.

That was you! We should have let Galactus eat you.

Big head bad! You'll pay for this, Leader.

No, but the Kree will.

And quite handsomely.

Isn't that right? The Kree people will receive justice.

And for your efforts, you will receive, the planet Earth.

I'm gonna pop your brain pan for this! - Search their ship.

- No! We can't let the Kree get their filthy hands on the - The orb of truth! - You have the orb of truth? Would you sabotage the peace treaty between the Kree and Chi'a? Okay, Hulkies, so the orb of truth is like this universal symbol of trust, that we helped the Guardians of the Galaxy deliver to this big peace conference.

It was in another episode, that you really should watch.

It was awesome! We don't have the orb.

He's lying! Who, me? I never lie! What, you don't believe me? Look in the cargo hold! This is a pathetic attempt to delay justice.

Here, I'll show you.

Come on, Hulk, you can't be mad at me.

I didn't have the heart to blast 'em into space.

No! You brought Druffs aboard, Leader? I didn't know! I'm innocent! Stop them, before they infest the ship! Get to the ship! Go! You fought for Ego and Galactus! You broke your word! I did.

But only because I realized I was wrong.

That doesn't make me a liar.

You will pay for this, Leader.

My retribution will be swift and terrible! - Not without your hammer.

- You wouldn't dare! Go get it, boys.

Ah.

Away! Ahh! Where do you think you're going? Please take me with you! I beg you! Jen! Get us outta here! Bye, little devils.

Do you think they'll be okay? I'd be more worried about the Kree.

- Nah! - Nah! Wormhole's closing! Punch it already, Shulkie! Hang on! - We're not gonna make it! - This is gonna be close! Whoa! We made it! And that's why I drive.

I suppose you'll want to put me back in my cell.

Uh-uh.

Bathroom.

Oh So, uh, I'm sorry about bringing Little Devil on board.

And then for lying about it.

Ah, you were just trying to help.

That's right.

And aren't you glad I kept those Druffs on board? I mean, otherwise, we'd still be prisoners! Or worse! So, really, my plan worked.

I saved us.

You hear that, Shulkie? We owe the kid some thanks.

Yes we do.

Uh, hey, hey.

Punching is not a thank you, so I would accept cake, or I'm running away now! Come on, Jones.

There's no place to hide! Ow! Ow, hey, stop hitting me! Stop it! Skaar still hungry.

One lie always leads to another.

And another.

Sooner or later, the truth'll catch up to you.

Ow! I'm telling the truth when I say that hurts! - Take that, ya fibber! - How's the soap taste, Ricky? Hulk out.