01x22 - Inhuman Nature

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Surf's up, Hulk-watchers.

Me and Skaar are hitting the beach to make some new pals.

Hey, what's up, beach peeps? Nice trunks, dude! Skaar not sure about this.

Chill, Skaar.

We're here to show folks we're cool, not scary.

I'll work the shore.

You try the ice cream stand, okay? Ice cream! Cannonball! So that's why everyone's freaking.

Hey, it's cool.

I've got senor bites-a-lot under wraps.

Hey, the shark is gone.

Unless it wasn't Chewie that scared you.

Your bravery is so beautiful.

Beautiful? Me? Yes! I am Crystal.

Oh, Crystal.

Like those clear shiny rocks that are all sparkly.

Uh You're the first girl not to run from me in, like, a long time.

My name's Rick.

Most people call me, uh, A-b*mb.

Hi.

A human so like us.

You'll show my people that mankind is not evil.

Uh, say again? Crystal! Hmm? So, cousin, at last I have found you.

Triton, wait.

I've met someone who can help us.

A friend.

That'd be me, fish-hooks.

Now back off Whoa, gnarly.

Will you listen to me We must return home.

Lockjaw, time to go.

Let go of me! Big puppy.

Rick! Crystal! Puppy? A-b*mb? Hello? then, after fish man grab girl, big puppy zap A-b*mb away.

Whenever Rick goes out there, it's always the same.

Just seems like we're better off staying in here, out of trouble.

"Fish man"? Are we talking abomination? 'Cause he kinda looks like a big, stupid flounder.

And "big dog"? What is that? A Wendigo, maybe? Hmm.

No! No! Fish man! And puppy! Big puppy! Woof! Take A-b*mb! Take him where? The Himalayas.

Rick's gamma signature puts him halfway across the world.

Puppy fast! So we'd better hurry too.

Venturing outside the safety of the barrier is forbidden, little sister.

But you need to see that Maximus is wrong, that there are humans who won't see us as monsters.

That we need not isolate ourselves.

Mmm.

Crystal? Hey! Let me go! Where am I? Rick! Do not panic.

No harm shall come to you.

He looks like he could be one of us, but he is definitely human.

And he is noble, cousin Karnak.

I watched him save many from a fearsome creature.

You were wrong to bring him here, Crystal.

Dude, don't yell at her.

She didn't bring me here, I just bummed a ride.

Whoever he is, he cannot stay.

Our King will decide his fate.

They do not listen to us because we are young.

I will return, Rick.

Crystal! No! Wait! Tracking says A-b*mb's down inside those peaks.

Is that.

.

another jump jet? It's coming right at us.

But there's nothing on the radar.

Nice crash, Hulkie.

What is glowy dome? Looks like some kind of energy shield with a mirrored surface.

Who has tech like that? Somebody who doesn't wanna be found.

Bet you it's alien.

And aliens hiding out on Earth ain't ever good.

Skaar slash! Whatever this is, Rick's on the other side.

If we can't go through, we go under.

Follow me! Keep digging, Hulks! Would you look at that? Whoa.

Yep.

Aliens all right.

Puppy! Fish man! Your highness, you were wise to order our people to their homes.

We are being invaded.

We're not invaders.

We're looking for our friend.

You forced your way into our city.

My King, it is as I warned.

Humans will never leave us alone.

Inhumanes, prepare to defend Attilan! Yes, Maximus.

Everything has a weak point, even you.

Karnak shall lay you low.

Yeah, and how you gonna do that, pee-wee? Hey! Lucky shot.

Get back, intruder! Why am I having Your bad hair day? Skaar gonna smash you! Oh, Skaar no smash puppy! Skaar smash fish man! One more stamp of Gorgon's foot, and our home shall be rid of you! Only place that foot's going is in your mouth.

Lockjaw, take me to Rick.

Now.

You wanna be left alone? Fine.

Give us our friend, and we're gone.

Say something! Ha! If that was your best shot then we might be in big trouble.

Surrender, or face the same fate as your monstrous ally.

Didn't even hurt him.

Actually, it did hurt.

A lot.

Now give us our friend, or people, places and things will get smashed.

You'll destroy Attilan! Stop! She's an elemental.

Everybody around here got powers? Whoa.

I didn't know you could do that, crys.

Rick! I'm cool, guys.

I'm cool.

I'm sorry if you were worried.

I just saw Crystal being taken away, and I thought she needed help And I wanted to get her phone number.

I had no idea her family was like So you duped naive Crystal into bringing you here.

Black Bolt, my brother, he lies, like all humans.

It is you who lies, Maximus.

You would say anything to create w*r with human kind, so you can use the weapons you're secretly building.

Crystal, there's no proof of that.

As minister of defense, I only create protections to safeguard our people from those you led here.

Those who fear and hate us! Hey, that's not us.

My King, has Rick raised a fist against us, even though we chained and imprisoned him? He is good and kind.

And as curious about us as I am about his world.

Try to see our meeting up as a good thing, your sire-ship.

We can help to introduce you to the outside world.

Show 'em that you're cool.

Right? Look, Black Bolt.

Sorry we busted in here looking for a fight.

I get you're not much of a talker.

Me neither.

But say something.

As Queen, I speak for my husband, who dare not.

His voice is so powerful, a single word could destroy this entire city and everyone in it.

I know that kind of power.

So what's it gonna be? Friends? Black Bolt has spoken.

Humans and inhumanes must remain separate.

Uh, what Skaar miss? This is goodbye.

Hulk, no! What about all the cool stuff they'll miss out on? They wanna be left alone, Rick.

It's their choice.

So what happens if these creeps decide to cause trouble later? Then we know where they live.

My King, remember the few times we allowed humans to leave with knowledge of Attilan? Their kind always return to destroy us.

Huh? Ugh, now what? No! The one called A-b*mb has escaped! And now surely our great refuge is in terrible danger.

Karnak! Gorgon! Triton! By the King's command, find the outsider before he can summon more humans! The others will be taken to the palace.

Crys! Rick! Shh.

We gotta free my friends.

We will, but they're in no danger now.

And I need your help.

Come.

Worst first date ever.

Backstabbing Let us go, freaks.

Free Skaar now! "Aliens hiding"? "Not good"? I said that, didn't I? Everyone cool it.

Were we going somewhere? Just noticed, we lost Rick again.

Skaar smash aliens.

Only if we have to.

For now, let's try showing 'em we're not jerks, like they think all humans are.

Which means you better keep quiet, Red.

Well, excuse me for being grumpy.

So, your highness, those carvings look pretty old.

They tell the story of our people.

We were a pre-human tribe, given powers by an alien race.

As humans evolved, they saw us as different.

Monsters.

And made w*r on us again and again.

We retreated to Attilan, to escape human eyes and prejudice.

Know that feeling.

Kinda can't blame you for hiding out, but you're still human.

We are the inhumanes.

And nothing like mankind.

The obliteration pits have been prepared, great one.

Shall we commence with their executions? Whoa, whoa, what? Executions? Our King has decided otherwise.

You shall neither be ex*cuted nor allowed to leave.

Oh, gee.

Thanks.

Great plan, salad-head.

Sire, they cannot be kept here.

Or even alive.

If they should escape Black Bolt has spoken, Maximus.

You would be merciful? Your weakness threatens our entire race.

Wow! This place is huge.

What is it? Our defense cathedral.

If we can find the weapons I know Maximus has been building, I can prove he wants to attack the outside world.

But I was so sure.

Step away from the outsider, Crystal.

Cousins, no! It's okay, crys.

I'll dance with these guys, while you find Uh, I didn't do that, did I? I knew it! The Atmo-g*n! Maximus was under orders never to build it.

Crystal, you were right.

These energy rings will bind you, while I do what must be done.

Black Bolt, you don't want to do this.

He ain't listening, Greenie.

The King's decision is final.

Your confinement shall be made as comfortable as possible.

That's it! We're done playing nice.

Did Black Bolt say something? That wasn't so bad.

It's coming from the defense cathedral.

"Defense cathedral"? Don't like the sound of that.

I know a g*n when I see one, even if it is alien tech.

Must be really serious if they're leaving us unsupervised.

Come on! What machine do? It creates vibrational waves that will destroy all human life.

But not you inhumanes, right? Let's smash it! Husband, we must destroy it.

Welcome, dishonored guests.

It's Maximus! He's coming back around.

And my pathetic royal family.

This is how it begins.

Humankind's strongest fall before me.

No longer shall the inhumanes live in fear.

Maximus will reign supreme.

Feels like I've got a rave in my head.

But at least I can feel.

Gamma in us must slow the g*n's effects.

You and Skaar go find Rick.

Red and I will take out the g*n.

What are you doing? We got a g*n to smash.

The more power we have, the better our chances.

All right.

Hold still, Ginger, us redheads gotta stick together.

We'll get that off later.

You can still fight, right? We gotta distract Maximus however we can.

I don't know how.

Maximus attacks from above, and only Black Bolt can fly.

Keep trying.

It falls, or the world does.

Skaar make fish man fly! Get ready, fish man.

Fish men are not supposed to fly.

Whoa! Whoa! No worries, Crys.

I've got this! Maybe I don't got this Crys, get out of the way! I can do more than that.

Crystal! Don't hug it, chop it! I cannot find the g*n's weak point! It must be higher up! Whoa! Let me give you a boost, Pee-Wee, so you can get a better look.

Black Bolt, the weak point is here.

But I cannot reach it.

Hit it with everything we got now! So much for your alien tech.

Where's Rick? Crystal? Oh, no, Crystal! I got an idea.

I saw this in a movie once Come here, you.

Girl all better? Oh, yeah.

Oh, who's a guy? Who's a big puppy? I'll have this off in a moment, sire.

Take it from me, Black Bolt.

If you stay cut off from everything, things will never get better.

Besides, you can be in just as much danger inside your own house as out.

Give the world a chance.

The barrier has been lowered.

Yes! You're gonna come visit me in Vista Verde, and you won't believe the gut-Buster burritos.

And wait till you meet devil dinosaur, and Hulk: Rick Uh But for now I'll just I'll leave a camera here so we can do the long-distance thing.

I will keep in touch.

Okay.

Check you later, inhumanes.

So, big guy, got anything to say? Like, "way to save mankind, Rick!" Or, uh, "thanks for introducing us to a whole new race of people!" Or A new age is upon us, your highness.

Time for your sentencing, Maximus.

It is all of you who shall pay.

You'll never see past Attilan's walls.

Stop him! I built the barrier to protect us.

And it will never fall again.

Black Bolt! It's not coming down.

The dome's back up? What happened? Maximus Crystal, Crystal! Rick! Rick? Can you hear me? It is our fate.

The inhumanes shall always walk alone.

A shame.

We had so much to share and learn.

Many seas to explore.

Many friends, perhaps, to make.

Everybody, back! Smash.

- They're attacking! - No, dummy.

Just saying hello to the rest of the world.

Rick was right all the time.

Locking ourselves away because we're afraid of people, or 'cause we think they might be afraid of us that's a mistake.

Even people who seem really different are not so different after all.

Hulk out.