03x07 - The New Nega-Globby/De-Based

[bunniefuu]

Baymax: Hello. I am baymax.

[theme music playing]

♪ whoa-oh ♪

♪ whoa-oh ♪

♪ whoa-oh ♪

♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ ♪

[zooming]

- [thunder rumbling]
- [roaring]

[growling, squeak]

[slicing]

[roaring]

- [pop]
- ah!

- [squish] -quick! Use
your thing to stop that thing!

[vacuum whirring]

[bubbling]

- [beeping] - [taunting]

nyah...

Ew,
I can't believe you were part of me.

- Who's ready to go home?
- I know I am.

Too bad that's
never gonna happen!

Huh? What are you talking about,
honey lemon?

- Who's honey lemon?
- Globby: Wha...

[bubbling]

[screaming, gasps]

[squish]

- please, let me out!
- [banging]

I don't wanna live
the rest of my life

in the glop-vac!

Felony carl? What
are you doing here?

I am but a mere figment
of your dream state.

- All: Wake up. - [screaming]

oh no. It happened again. I'm so sorry,
felony carl.

- Every time I have the dream, it gets scarier.
- [drip, splat]

it's alright, buddy,
but I think I am gonna take the couch

- from now on.
- Okay, but it's a sofa.

We are not having
that argument again.

[squish]

I was trapped inside that
glop-vac and it was horrifying!

That sounds horrible, globby.

I'm so sorry you're having
nightmares about nega-globby.

It's like nega-globby's
really sad,

- and I can feel it. - Well,

nega-globby was created
from a piece of you.

It's possible you're
psychically connected.

So that sadness I felt is
what nega-globby's feeling?

That must be it.
That would also mean

nega-globby knows
how you're feeling.

Whoa. That means he
knows I really want a donut.

Basemax,
could we see the glop-vac?

Basemax: Unlocking
glop-vac chamber.

- [whimpering] -honey lemon: Aw,
you were right, globby.

He looks very sad.

[whining]

- aw... - Aw...

- And that's why we have to let nega-globby out.
- Who's with us?

- No way. - Mm-mmm.

- Sorry.
- That would not be advisable.

I stopped paying attention after
globby said he wanted donuts.

[chomp]

hear me out. Globby is a mix of
human and chemical elements,

but the human
part is in control.

Ugh. We could've
found a better picture.

Nega-globby was a
complete chemical creation.

Too much adrenaline
turned it into a rage monster.

Which is why it needs to
stay in the glop-vac forever!

Meeting over.

- [squish] - unless hiro created

a civilized personality
chip for nega-globby.

Honey lemon's plan
is technically possible.

But,
it would have to work with...

A synthetic brain
to house the chip!

I'm already working on it.

A synthetic brain? [laughs]

honey lemon's going
full-on mad scientist!

I don't know if I'd say mad...

I would. I know that look.

[maniacal laughter]

here's the brain! [laughing]

you, uh, put sparkles on it.

I wanted to make it
seem a little less creepy.

Here you go. Civilized
personality chip.

Sorry, no sparkles.

- That's okay, hiro.
- [poof, sparkling]

[whirring, beeping]

hiro: Okay. When honey
lemon releases nega-globby,

we have to get him under
control as fast as possible.

Then, I will put in the brain.

This is even better than donuts.

But after this,
can we go for more donuts?

Donuts are not a healthy snack.

Yeah, but donuts!

- [blink] -I do not have
a counter argument.

Everyone ready?

- [flame roaring] - [zapping]

[squishing]

a butterfly? Really?

Worked last time.

[heroic music playing]

[beeping]

[rattling]

[roaring]

[splat]

[roars, grunts]

- [grunts] - [roars]

- [splat] - [spinning]

- [stomping] - [zooming]

[grunts]

[grunting]

- ah! Ooh! - [zooming]

[laughing]

[straining]

- now, honey lemon!
- On it! [grunts]

[sparkling]

um, if you could hurry?

Butterflies aren't exactly
known for their strength.

- [grunts] - [roars]

[beeping]

[screaming]

- [smashing] - [gasps]

[roaring]

[smashing]

- [bubbling] - [roars]

well, that was unusual.

All: Huh?

♪ ♪

I want you all to know I really
appreesh the second chance.

I'm so glad this worked
out. I feel like we're brothers

or cousins or
brosins or cousthers.

- No, that doesn't sound right, does it?
- [laughs]

- I guess there's one
of you in every family.

- [stretch,
snap] - yeah. One of me.

- Hey, was that an insult?
- Mm-hmm.

So,
where will I lay my gooey head?

Perhaps a loft in an
obscure foodie district.

- Uh, you should probably stay here until we...
- make sure you're not, you know,

a maniac or anything.

Oh, we're being rude, I see.

Two can play this
game. Your hat is bad.

♪ ♪

I know a lot about art,
and I know what I like.

- Not that. - Hm...

Well, actually,

this is how you
do scorpion pose.

Yeah, I know. I'm doing it, too.

- Are you? - Yes.

- But are you really? - Yes! Ah!

[workout music playing]

wanna get yaki taco later?

- My treat, but I gotta hit the atm machine.
- Nega-globby: Ugh!

Atm machine is
really like saying

automated teller
machine machine.

It's a major pet peeve of mine.

[playing simple tune]

[playing "flight of
the bumblebee"]

- actually, charging in the evening saves more energy.
- Oh.

And I didn't even
go to art school.

Well, that's one way to do it.

Yeah,
you can say I'm a perfectionist.

I don't think so. I know so.

No to that shirt. Well,
actually...

Yeah, I speak latin. Well,
actually...

[echoing]: Well,
actually... Well, actually...

Actually... Actually...
Actually... Actually...

[expl*si*n]

- is it just me, or is nega-globby kinda...
- annoying?

I can't believe I'm saying this,
but he might be even worse than richardson.

Totally, but what do we do?
We can't just kick him out.

I have a solution.

All: No!

I'm really sorry I put
you all in this position.

- Nega-globby is an unbearable know-it-all! But...
- [gasps]

know-it-all? I am
not a know-it-all.

I simply have more
knowledge than you

on virtually every topic.

That is the definition
of know-it-all.

I expect that from go go,
but not you, baymax.

Please explain.

[sighs] no
explanation necessary,

big phony 6.

You won't have nega-globby
to kick around anymore!

- [click] - hm!

- [click] - hm.

- [clicking] - hm!

- He's still very much our problem, isn't he?
- [overlapping agreement]

maybe people will
like nega-globby.

♪ ♪

ah, sweet, sweet freedom!

Freedom not just
from the glop-vac,

but from those ignoramus clods.

- [squish] -oh! To be
smarter than everyone else.

[laughing]

I can sing! I can dance!

- I can... - [record scratch]

pardon me. You're aware

rome is the birthplace of pizza,

and they eat it with
a knife and fork.

Little respect, m'kay, sir?

- [screaming] - [splat,
clattering]

[angry growling]

oh, for the love of...

Nobody reads the directions!

Sunscreen must be
applied 30 minutes

before uv exposure!

- Help! It's horrifying!
- [angry growling]

uh, you know,
I'll meet you in five.

- I gotta hit the atm machine.
- Oh, you did not just say that.

[roaring]

- why won't you just do what I say?
- [woman screaming]

[car alarms blaring]

attack of the mons-plainer.

The jerk monster,
known as nega-globby, has this reporter

longing for the days when
hideous freaks simply rampaged,

without speaking. Aah!

I could explain myself,

but you wouldn't understand anyway,
little man.

Oh no! Nega-globby's
out of control again.

How are we going
to stop him this time?

All options are on the table.

- Uh-uh. - Mm...

[wasabi growls]

- [screaming] -
ah! It's a monster!

Wearing socks with sandals
makes you a monster!

[screaming]

[zooming]

you are safe,
but your sandals are gone.

[roaring]

hiro: Calm down, nega-globby.

- [blast] - [wasabi shouting]

don't tell me my business.

- [screaming] oh! - [splat]

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[grunts] you're not as
smart as you think you are!

Yes, I am!

- [popping] - [growling]

[grunting]

[roars]

[vacuum whirring]

- [screaming] - [pow]

[splat]

[splattering]

[grumbles]

- [growls] - uh-uh!

That's it! Glop-vac time!

No! Please! I can't go back!

- [vacuum
whirring] - [straining]

- [screaming] - wait!

- [splat] -I know what
it's like to feel alone.

Nobody deserves that.
There is a place for everyone.

- [whimpering] -
even nega-globby.

I'd love to find
another solution,

- but we're out of options.
- Fred: Unless...

Actually,
it's funny. Most people think comic books

have to be about superheroes.

Well, actually,
what people really don't understand is that

greek mythology is what
lead to the idea of superheroes.

Well, actually,
what's really interesting

is how much comics draw
from the world of philosophy.

Well, actually,
what I get about philosophy,

that no one else gets,
is that anyone

- can call themselves a philosopher, so...
- actually, it's funny...

- This was a great idea, fred.
- Yeah.

They really enjoy
each other's company.

They do not appear to be
having a real conversation.

Yep. They're just
trying to top each other.

- Whatever works.
- I wonder if they would both fit in the glop-vac?

Nah. I think they're gonna
be very happy together.

- Well, actually...
- Well, actually...

- [laughs] jinx!
- [laughs] oh, this guy!

[laughter]

♪ ♪

that is your third
noodle burger!

I marvel at your
disgusting gluttony!

Aw, thanks, buddy.

Fred,
if you are no longer hungry,

it is advisable to
cease consumption.

One does not simply
waste a noodle burger!

I got one for everyone,
and then the others didn't show.

[chomp] okay? That
was honey lemon's.

You should claim yours quickly.

Right after I finish syncing
basemax's ai with all our bots.

Mega-max is the last one.

- [chomp, gibberish] -I have
no idea what you just said.

I believe it was... [gibberish]

- uh, thanks.
- I also got a dozen

noodle nibblers. Basemax,

text wasabi, go go,
and honey lemon.

- I need help eating this!
- Basemax: Texting. However,

wasabi, go go, and honey lemon

have not responded to
the previous 35 messages.

Oh. Huh. I think I get it.

They probably
responded by email.

Checking email. You
have one new message.

- [beeping] -It is from
a questionable sender.

Ooh! I love a mystery!
Open it! Open it!

Basemax: Dear mr. Frederickson,

I am a member of the
royal family of spamibia,

- and need your help. - Huh?

Click this link
to find out more.

- Hurry! Click it!
- Wait, don't...

- [beeping,
alarms] - ...Open the link.

Basemax [glitching]:
Help. Malware d-d-detected.

Yep. You opened a virus.

Can you fix it?!

- The spamibian royal family needs us!
- I'll do a manual reboot.

- [powering down] - [beeping]

[beeping]

♪ ♪

- hm. - Manual reboot corrupted.

- Is this bad? - [gasps]

basemax: How dare you?

Who is it that I'm
talking to exactly?

- Whoa! - [thud]

- [beeping] -You are in the
presence of her royal highness,

the queen of spamibia!
Bend the knee!

Baymax: It appears
you are not well.

Basemax: You speak treason!

You will be brought to justice,
rogue knave!

- She seems... off.
- Watch out! Run!

- [panting] - ah!

I am not fast.

- Baymax! We'll come back for...
- [clang]

- this situation is not safe.
- Basemax: Hm.

What shall we do with you?

Entertain your
queen while I decide!

Baymax: I am programmed
in many types of dance.

[disco music]

[hip-hop music]

[samba music]

I am... Pleased.

Oh?

♪ ♪

- [panting] - we need
to call the others.

- [beeping,
pop] - I don't have a signal!

Basemax activated
her signal jammers.

We have to shut
down basemax's power.

The switch is on
the factory floor.

[hissing, whirring]

♪ ♪

[whirring]

[screaming]

[clicking]

in the words of my larger,
slower friend,

oh no.

Basemax: Attack the knaves,
my noble knights!

- Off with their heads!
- Come on.

They're just training bots.
What's the worst they could do?

Whoa!

- Ah! - [whip snaps]

ah!

[panting]

eat this, faceless foes!

Ah! [panting]

- [smashing] - ah!

Whoa!

Hiya!

- [grunts] - [beeping]

- [beeping] - [whirring]

there's too many.
We need our suits.

- I can still signal skymax.
- [beeping]

[hissing, roaring]

yes!

No!

- [hissing] - don't worry,
guys! We're here!

[popping]

- [grunts] - [slicing]

- [clang] - [grunts]

[panting]

ah! [grunts]

basemax: No! My
knights! Bravely you battled.

- You opened a strange email?
- It was from royalty.

We will sing sweet
songs of your bravery.

You villainous varlets will pay!

- The switch is on the factory floor.
- Let's shut this down.

♪ ♪

[chomp] how'd you guys
know we were in trouble?

- You stopped sending us annoying texts every five minutes.
- It was weird.

- Nice, but weird.
- We knew something was wrong.

[whirring, beeping]

I will put an end to this folly!

- Hiro: Baymax?
- What? I am not a foe!

Baymax [with accent]: I have
been anointed baymaximus!

[thunder rumbling]

- [medieval music] -
The sorcerer of spamibia!

- He's infected.
- I serve only my queen.

[zapping]

they got mini-max, too!

Baymax: And now, I dub thee

my scrappy
sorcerer's apprentice!

Mini-max [with accent]:
I now serve the queen.

♪ ♪

[panting]

- ah! [grunts] - [laughing]

- [medieval music] -Your failure
is like a pleasing tune on the lute.

What's a lute?

'tis an instrument
of musical delight,

barbarian!

Basemax: Well done,
brave sorcerers.

You have served your queen well.

- This isn't so bad. We can handle this.
- Basemax: Now,

lead my invincible
army in battle

against these miscreants.

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

- [operatic singing] - [zapping]

♪ ♪

[zapping]

- go go: Still optimistic?
- Yes! We can totally do this.

[whirring, clanging]

♪ ♪

okay. I'm a little
less optimistic.

Baymax: The ogre
king of spamibia

is undefeated in battle!

- [roaring] - [thunder rumbling]

for spamibia!

- [all yelling] - what now?

I can shut down basemax
from the generator room.

- There! - Let's go.

♪ ♪

[thunder rumbling]

for spamibia!

Mini-max: Onward, demon dragons!

- [grunting] - [expl*si*n]

- [grunting] - [pop]

be safe, but also be fast.

[grunting]

[beeping]

basemax: Oh! Treachery!

Ah!

Super jump! [grunts]

- I guess that was more of a normal jump.
- [whirring]

may your course be true,
fair fist.

- Know that thine flight is a flight most noble.
- [jets whirring]

- [grunts] - [pop, squish]

- [pop] - baymax: Oh...

- No! - [flames roaring]

for the glory of my queen!

- [fred shouting] - Unhand me,
fiendish imbecile!

I know you're not yourself,
but that still stings, mini-max.

- [grunting,
smashing] - [yelling]

[popping]

whoa! Thanks, go go! Whoa!

Any time now, hiro. [grunts]

- time to shut this down.
- [buzzer]

basemax: Alas,
villainous vermin.

All you need to do is hit
the power down button.

- [beeping] - But,
which one is it?

- [grunting] -Oh, so close,
knave. Perhaps if you were taller.

- [beeping] - hey,
I'm average for my age.

Oh! Not that one!

Let's make it a real challeng!

- [grunting,
slapping] - Tired yet?

Oops! You're
running out of time.

Roddy,
why did you design it this way?

♪ ♪

mini-max: Methinks
this is annoying!

Forsooth! I will punch thy butt!

[yelling]

[grunting, panting]

uh-oh. [yelling]

[panting]

come hither, coward!

And prepare for the besmirching

of a lifetime!

- Baymax: For spamibia!
- [whirring]

- [gasps] - [beeping]

- [pop] - nice, honey lemon!

- [zooming] -Come hither,
loyal spamibians!

All that stands between
us and virtuous glory

is that infernal dome!

Break it for the queen!

Break it for spamibia!

Mini-max: For spamibia!

[poink]

[banging]

[operatic singing]

- it's holding! - [banging]

- phew! They're giving up!
- [metal creaking]

um, are they?

[whirring]

destroy the dome, ogre king,

then there will be
much merrymaking.

Methinks it's all up to hiro.

Basemax: If you surrender now,

I will spare you and
make you court jester.

- Not likely. Nope!
- Village idiot?

[creaking]

♪ ♪

- [panting] - [clicking]

[zooming]

- [rumbling] - [grunting]

[bang]

- [bell rings] - [shattering]

[powering down, clattering]

rejoice! For I have...

Spamibia forev...

Basemax [glitching]:
No-o-o-o-o-o...

[beeping stops]

- you did it! - Did what?

- [electricity
zapping] - [screaming]

- [expl*si*n] - [screaming]

[zooming]

baymax [normal voice]:
Hello. I am baymax.

Mini-max [normal
voice]: And I am mini-max!

And I have no
memory of the last hour!

- Wasabi: Hiro, you did it!
- This one was all fred.

I used my ultimate superpower.

- So it was dumb luck?
- I prefer to call it "fredding the needle."

you saved the day, freddie!

- Hello? It was also his fault.
- But I learned a very important lesson!

Yeah. You're not allowed
to check your email

by yourself anymore.

I was gonna say stop
at three noodle burgers,

- but you can learn more than one thing at a time.
- [ding]

basemax: You have
one new message.

- All: Fred, no!
- [beep]

[alarm blaring]