03x03 - Trading Chips/Mini Noodle Burger Max

[bunniefuu]

That was the longest
mission ever.

Almost there. You can do it.

- Come on, Baymax.
- Baymax: My battery is not low.

My battery's not low!

It's a little low, Baymax.

You're a little low, buddy.

Mini-Max: I'm a little buddy,
also. And also low.

Yeah, okay, definitely time
to hit the charger.

Baymax: He's my special boy.

Yes, we know.

Mini-Max: Lithium
ions! Nom nom nom.

Noodle Burger Boy
and his malicious mascots

ransacked a local
electronics store today.

Looks like they made
a clean getaway

with a shipment of Sergeant
Suction robotic vacuums.

Why would they want
vacuum cleaners?

- Probably something stupid.
- We'd better find out.

Baymax: Oh, my foot is long.

You have to stay here to charge.

Baymax: I'm gonna
help with the thing.

Mini-Max:
But how can we do justice

out there if we are
plugged in here?

- Hiro: Hey.
- Baymax: What he said.

Hiro:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Baymax: Whoops-a-daisy.

I know you want to help,
but not in this condition, okay?

It'll be fine.

Noodle Burger Boy: For the last time,
you don't have to sweep

for the human misters anymore.

Tell those suckers to
inhale their own dust.

[beeping]

Hyper-Potamus:
You're free like us now. Whoo!

Hiro: What are they doing?

I think they're giving a pep
talk to a vacuum cleaner.

Noodle Burger Boy: Sergeant Suction,
destroy the heroes

with extra cheese!

[beeping]

[all groaning]

[grunts]

Fun fact,
I'm faster than a human.

Funner fact,
tell it to the wall.

Fire blasting!

Oh, no, oh, no!

Hangry Panda: I'm gonna
beat the snacks out of you.

I don't have any snacks, so ha!

[yelps]

[groaning]

Crushroom: Yoo-hoo.

Sneak attack!

Thanks for the warning.

[both yelp]

[screams]

Crushroom: Crushroom crush.

[grunts]

Fred: I think we're okay.

[rapid beeping]

Base-Max: Warning,
team link lost. Warning, team link lost.

Baymax: Hiro is in trouble.

Base-Max: Warning, team link--Baymax,
attempting a mission

with less than a full charge
could be dangerous.

Mini-Max: When justice is riding shotgun,
safety takes a backseat.

Hiro's last known location
was in the subway tunnel.

We are low on juice,
but ready to rumble!

Baymax: Hiro and the
others are trapped inside.

I also detect three robots
inside with them and--

Noodle Burger Boy: One outside.

[grunting]

Everyone okay?

- Fine.
- Fine?

You call this fine?

Trapped underground with
evil robots?

We can hear your judgment.

Has anybody seen my purse?

[munching]

What? I chew things
in stressful situations.

Uh, not good.

Fred: Without Wasabi's blades
and Honey Lemon's purse...

We're stuck.

We need to work together.

I love working together.

Fred: Heroes and
villains working together.

[cheering]

Crushroom will crush way out.

Crushroom, no.

Uh-oh.

Crushroom, how about you uh,
maybe take a timeout?

Aw.

You'll be hooked on
our special sauce.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

My scan indicates the
chamber is filling with water.

In eight minutes, it will
be completely flooded.

Mini-Max: But our compatriots
are oxygen-dependent.

My whole family
will short-circuit.

Baymax: It is likely
that our combined efforts

would increase our chances
of success.

A Noodle-Max combo?
Not sure about that order.

- Seven point five minutes.
- All right, I'm in.

Mini-Max:
Excellent, temporary chum.

- Um--oh.
- [giggles]

Baymax: My battery reserve is
too low to exert the force necessary

to move the blockage.

Mini-Max: Stand back!
Mini-Maximum,

moving the debris time.

[grunts]

It's all up to you,
Sergeant Suction.

This is an entertaining
waste of time.

There is a 0.0 percent
chance your plan will work.

Noodle Burger Boy: You misters
are being too negative style.

I am a shake half full
kind of boy.

Feel the power!

Sarge!

[retches]

Baymax: There, there.

What now, mister?

I have a possible solution.

Mm, rice pudding.

Is there anything
more scrumptious?

Mini-Max: Many things.
How about pigs in a blanket?

Baymax: Baron Von Steamer,
we would like to borrow

your drill car, please.

Loan it to heroes? Never.

You'll have to pry the keys

from my metallic,
steam-driven hands.

If it's a fight you want,
your order's coming right up!

Bring it on!

Mini-Max: Mini-maximum brawl!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Freedom!

Fred: Look, I found a way out!

Oh, sorry, it was just a shadow.

Wait, you guys. Look, it's a--

Nope, another shadow.

Hang on, I think--

- Shadow?
- Shadow.

[grunts]

Three against one? No fair!

Let's even the odds.

- [steam hissing]
- [maniacal laughter]

- Baymax: Oh, no.
- Noodle Burger Boy: Oh, no what, mister?

- Mini-Max: Oh, no, that.
- Noodle Burger Boy: Whoa.

It's a big order, but it's
nothing we can't handle.

Spiders creep me out.
So many legs.

Mini-Max: Is anyone else
cold? Can I get a blankie?

Noodle Burger Boy:
Get it together, guys.

[laughs]
You're running low on power.

Unfortunately for you,

the Baron never
runs out of steam.

[groans]

Mini-Max: Ah, teammate.

I could use your help
at the register!

I have to save my buddy Hiro.
He's my companion.

[groaning]

Impossible.

Baymax: My name is Baymax.

What manner of
flapdoodle is this?!

- Oh, hey.
- [Baron growling]

[Baron screaming]

Mini-Max: Whoa.
You are surprisingly effective.

Baymax: Pretty good!

Hey, sugar,
try our dessert special.

Hot laser pie!

Bad fist.

Come on, mister. Get up.

What are you doing?
I thought you were a villain.

Let's destroy them.

[distorted]: Baymax...
personal... companion.

I am Hiro's companion.
He is my companion.

Help me save my family.

[grunts]

[low whirring]

He just wants
to help his family.

Poppycock!

Robots are merely doo-hickeys
with faces.

They can't have families.

Family isn't about blood
or those bones in your mouth.

It's about what's inside.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Mini Maximum fast charge!

Hello, I am Baymax.

[grunts]

Mini-Max: Baymax rocket fist!

And mini-fist!

[yells]

Both: Ba-la-la-la-la-la.

Baymax:
Thank you, Noodle Burger Boy.

Thank you for visiting
Burger Day.

[fading]: Have a nice Noodle.

Oh.

In the name of justice,
step on it!

Hiro: We don't have much time.

[grunting]

Mini-Max: Farewell, drowning.

Greetings, not drowning.

- Baymax!
- Baymax: Hiro, you are safe now.

- Mini-Max: We are family.
- Yeah, we are.

Uh, Hiro.

Noodle Burger Boy:
Hey, hey, how do you...

Don't, don't attack, okay?

[slurring]: Noodle Burger
is a family "restenaurtant"

you know what I'm saying?
Family's important.

All right, and you guys
are important to me.

Oh, I need a hug.
Somebody hug me.

Yeah, I'm not really a hugger.

Aw, you guys.

Big Hero 6: Goodbye!

[dramatic music]