02x01 - Internabout

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San Fransokyo.

Greatest city in the world.

Once threatened
by nefarious forces,

now a beacon of peace,

thanks to the
fearless fortitude

of Big Hero 6!

- You are unstable.
- What?

Falling from a chair is
a major cause of injuries.

Would you like a step-ladder?

Oh, no. I'm good.

I guess I just got carried away
with my excitement about today.

Wednesday?

No... although, Wednesdays
are pretty underrated.

I mean, today is
the start of Phase Two!

Uh... Phase Two?

Ah, Hiro.

Sometimes I forget
how young you are.

Defeating Obake was the epic
conclusion to Phase One.

Phase... One...

of the Big Heroverse!

And now, it's time
for all new adventures.

Thus, Phase Two.

Is it still Phase Two
if nothing happens?

So young, so innocent.

Something always
happens, Hiro.

Only in Phase 2
it's way bigger.

Who knows what
darkness lurks out there

in the vast unknown?

Hee hee.
Hee hee.

Hee hee.

Hello.
I am Baymax.

♪ Wah-oh ♪

♪ Wah-oh ♪

♪ Wah-oh ♪

♪ Wah-oh-wah-oh ♪

♪ Wah-oh-wah-oh ♪

Wow... Sycorax is even more

amazing than I imagined.

And even
cleaner than I imagined.

And I imagined immaculate.

It's fine...

Liv Amara pledged a fortune
to the school.

I expect best behavior.

Ah... I know it said
"no photos" but...

I didn't know
it meant "no photos."

Mmm...

I trust you will all be supportive
of Karmi and her new internship.

It's an internship,
it's-it's not a big deal.

You're right.
It's a huge deal.

Hiro, are you feeling
competitive with Karmi again?

What?!
No, I...

Grace! Sorry to keep
you waiting.

I was stuck in
a holo-conference.

You know how
tedious those are.

Let's get this
tour started!

This is my
assistant, Chris.

Oh! Do the joke, do
the joke with my name.

My Chris-sistant.

She makes
me laugh... anywho.

Your name tags have been
individually programmed

to display your age,
height, interests...

- And names?
- Of course... Wasabi.

He knows my name!

I don't see Sycorax as just
another bio-tech company.

Mother nature is an artist,

and I see myself
as her protégé.

Studying and even
improving on her work.

Inspiring.

I favor a holistic approach
to the work-life balance.

In fact, right now, you're
walking on bio-metric scanners,

which are linked
to your name tags.

- Watch...
- Liv Amara.

Your readings are
normal and healthy.

Have a great day.

You'll also notice these
little guys flying by.

Employee lunches
are made fresh,

and delivered
right to their desks.

I sourced
the ingredients myself.

Ooh!

Of course, we're proudest of our
state-of-the-art gen-tech lab.

- Ohh... - Ohh... - Ohh...
- Ohh... - Ohh... - Ohh...

This must belong to someone
doing really important work.

It does.

Maybe not
that important.

Karmi,
this is your lab?!

Oh, just temporarily.

My real lab is being
modified to my specs.

We treat our interns well.

Now, let's keep
this tour moving.

Ugh...

Hm?

Ceviche?

Howdy and hello, Trina!

Hey, Noodle.

Come on, help me put
myself back together.

Can't complete
that order now, big sis!

I-I-I-I have to go home.

What're you talking about?

Home.

Home is gone,
father's gone.

Not daddy's house...

my real home!

See ya around,
later style!

Wait!

I need my body!

Ugh!

Nice shot.

Yes! Yes!

So cool, I love it.

- Yes!
- Ba-la-la-la-la.

Hello.

Was Sycorax the coolest?

It was incredible!

Chris-sistant.

It wasn't so great.

Uh, did you see his smile?

Hold on.

Do I smell
locally-sourced ceviche?

- Yes.
- Hiro's got Karmi issues.

Again.

She got
an internship.

Woo-hoo,
when's the parade?

Tuesday.

We have all just
received invitations.

Yes!

Hard maybe.

Ughh!

I'm gonna need
an internship.

No one's gonna hire you if you're
just in it to be competitive.

Yeah, it's kind of shallow.

Competitive... shallow... yeah!

I usually don't take
same-day appointments.

But when you
want to talk,

it usually means my life
is in danger, so...

I made an exception.

Plus he's been procrastinating
putting together a presentation.

CEOs do not
procrastinate,

they contemplate!

So, what's out
to get me?

Actually, I'm here because
I want to be your intern.

Intern?

I don't need an intern,
I have my assistant!

She only makes
slightly more than an intern.

I just thought you
might be interested,

seeing how much
Liv Amara loves her intern.

Hold on a second.

Liv Amara has
an intern?

Yep. A genius SFIT student.

But you're not interested,
so I'm just gonna...

Wait! I have an idea:
I need an intern.

Yes! You know,

I've been working on this, uh,
miniature magnetic tech

- that I figured...
- Yes, yes, whatever.

You start tomorrow.

Thanks, Mr. Krei.

How do you feel about parades?

Uh... nevermind.

Yeah,
haw-haw, a hee-hee-hee-hee...

Ooh...

Noodle Burger Boy!

Why'd you try
to destroy the city?

You broke assistant
manager Brad's heart!

Ooh, but right now, I'm just
so happy to have you back.

Can you tell me
how to get home?

But you...
You are home, baby.

No! I need h-h-home cooking!

- You want a hot noodle pie?
- No!

If you can't help me,
then...

Order up!

Wait, no!

I-I-I have to go home.

Yeah, haw, a hee-hee.

I'd do anything
for a Noodle Burger,

'cause Noodle Burgers
are really swell, yeah!

If I could I'd marry
Noodle Burger,

'cause Noodle Burger rings
my bell... ding dong!

Ahhh!

So long, lady!
I'm going home!

Brad... I have bad news.

Why?!

So long, lady!
I'm going home!

A familiar noodle nuisance

attacked a local
fast food franchise.

- Don't worry, little
brother, soon as I finish this,

I'll find you.

Ugh...

Lettuce hope
Big Hero 6 will ketchup

to this mechanical menace.

I wrote that myself.

But seriously, the property
damage was extensive.

How did Noodle
Burger Boy survive?

What do you
think he meant by...

- "home"?
- We have to find him.

So, day patrol?

Hiro, your internship at Krei
Tech starts this afternoon.

Oh, right.
Sorry guys, I'm out.

That's okay, Hiro.
Freddy?

"Patrol" is my
middle name!

Well, actually, it's "Flamarion,"
you know, my mother's maiden name,

but still.
Pretty close!

I should... probably
go get ready...

But first...

- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.

Hey Karmi.
Didn't see you there.

I'm just heading over
to my... internship.

Uh, where?
Loser, Loser and Associates?

Actually it's at Krei Tech?
Maybe you've heard of it?

Honestly, I think it's sad
you feel the need to copy me.

But Liv did warn me
I'd get...

"fanboys".

I am not... ugh, look.

I've got very important
work waiting for me.

Picking up Krei's dry cleaning?

Congratulations,

he must see real
potential in you.

I thought my job was doing
parade-worthy research.

You were wrong.

Oh, and don't ask
about the cow costume.

I can't believe
we had to pick up...

Ugh!

Watch where you're...

Hiro?

We picked up
dry cleaning.

Wow, you were right,

that's very
important work.

Oh, uh, this?

Uh, th-th-th-this
isn't for Krei, this is...

You have a text from
Alistair Krei, quote:

"Pick up a cappuccino on your
way back from the dry cleaners".

- End quote.
- Bad timing, Baymax.

I've gotta get back to my lab.

Liv and I are working on a super
exciting science project. Oh!

I think you dropped this.

♪ They're the ultimate super duo! ♪

♪ Makin' the city super cool-o! ♪

- ♪ It's Honey Lemon and Fred-o! ♪
- Shh!

I know, I know, "cool-o" and
"Fred-o" doesn't exactly rhyme...

It really doesn't,
but...

what I meant
was look!

Picking up notes of dill.

Briney...

Pickle juice!

Ow, ow, ow, ow...

ow, ow, ow...

ow, ow, ow, ow, Howdy!

Ugh, the head spin
is so creepy, right?

Relish it.

Ha-ha, ha-ha... ahh!

You c-can't stop me
from going home!

- Super jump!
- Do you wanna be fried with that?

Order up.

There's an evil fast-food
mascot on the loose!

Again?

Phase Two.

Ah!

I've got him, H-Lemon.

Toodle-doodle!

So I said,
"You think you're sweating?

I'm dressed
as a cow!"

Anyway...

This is a cappuccino.

You asked for a cappuccino.

Yes, but I meant macchiato.

Get your head
in the game, intern!

R-right.
Sorry. Mr. Krei.

Um, about that
magnet project...

Nothing,
just my intern.

Hello? Biscotti.

What am I?
A Neanderthal?

Moo.

So that's two fries, two orders
of fries, two large fries.

Would you like fries with that?
Yes, fries-fries-fries... ahh!

He's acting weird...

and he was pretty
weird to start.

Let's move!

Noodle Burger Boy,
you're coming with us.

No can do!

I've got to go home!

Where is home?

H-hh...

Home... style...

fries, fries, fries!

Laser, laser, laser, laser.

Oopsie, workplace injury!

Oh, that's just wrong.

Workplace injury!
Workplace injury!

Workplace injury!

Order up! I-I-I-I
have to go home.

Delivery!

Gross...

wait...

"Home" is Krei Tech.

- Hiro!
- Hiro!

Hiro, you are receiving
a call from Go Go.

Call her back.
This is important.

What do you think,
intern, smile one...

Or smile two?

Smile one is more handsome,

but smile two says,
"I came to play,

and I don't
follow the rules."

They are 99.999% identical.

You didn't answer my question.
Let's try again.

I can't do
this anymore!

I'm sorry.

You're too small to hold
such a big mirror. Robot!

Robot, what are you doing?
Come on, hold the mirror.

No! I-I mean,
this internship.

No more dry cleaning,
no more coffee runs,

and I have so many questions
about the cow costume.

So, what you're
saying is...

smile two.

Mm-mm.

Look, I am missing out on
helping the team find...

- Hello! Did
somebody order a noodle burger!

No, I ordered
a cappuccino!

But he meant macchiato.

Honey, I'm... home!

I need all the fixings!

Home...?

Because he's malfunctioning,
and needs to be fixed...

he's come back to
where he was made!

Ding ding dingty ding ding ding!

But... I don't know
how to fix you!

I am management.

N-no problem, mister!

He does, order to go!

You're not going
anywhere.

I'm calling
security... ahh!

So! Where to?

Bienvenido
a la Fry Works.

Where the magic happens!

Are you okay, Baymax?

I cannot move,

but I am safe and-and-and-
and surrounded by potatoes.

Fry the...

Fry the bun!

Noodles.

Soy sauce.

Secret spices!

Fryer!

Ugh!

This cannot be sanitary.

Nope!

And... nope.

Ahh!

You're not going
anywhere, hee hee!

No, n-n-n-no!

This is crazy!

Noodle Burger Boy,
let Krei go,

and let's just
talk about this.

After you fix my burger,
I'll let that burger go!

Okay, okay.
L-let me take a look.

Salt water corroded
your logic circuits.

Ring bell!

Burger burger!
Really swell!

Yeah! M-m-marry noodles...

Secret sauce!

Come...

on...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What did we learn?

Hey...

looks like he's
on two legs again.

Do you think
Krei fixed him?

No way,
he's management.

- But... his intern...
- Hiro...

he's in trouble!

Um, guys, I think we
might be in trouble, also?

Ya think?

I think.

We don't have time for this.

Ahh!

Uh... quick question,
Trina.

Did you change
your hair?

Got in the way.

Ah!

Later!

- Ow...
- Ah, you said it.

- Me, too.
- Yeah...

Ow! I should never
have built you!

I'm more of a Yaki Taco
guy anyway!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring.

A ring ring ring ring ring...

I do not understand this song.

Ugh!

Ha-ha!

Come on!

Ahh!

I get dizzy!

Hang on, Mr. Krei,
almost done.

Aw, thanks Mister!

I feel really swell!

I just have to reboot you, and
the fixes will be permanent.

Don't mess up
my order, mister,

or your friend will be
crispy-style!

Hurry up! They're seasoning me!
A-choo!

This is the last step.
I promise.

Whatever it is,

do it now.

Obake's chip.

- Hands off, Hamada!
- Trina?!

I gave myself
an upgrade.

I just tried it out
on your friends.

I've been trying to find
my little brother for days.

Guess you found him first.

Uh-uh, I found him!

Your little brother...

okay...

Really, Hamada?

We're weird?

You hanging out with
Mr. Hugs over there?

My name is Baymax.

Oh, shut it, hugs!

Howdy and hello!

Hi, sis!

Something is different.

Is it the hair?

I cannot believe
we're related.

Do something, intern!

Ha! Ya missed.

Did I?

- Wee! Hee hee!
- Hey!

This is a powerful pickle.

Ultra-powerful
mini-magnet, my design.

Cool... but what about me?!

- Ah, no!
- I don't wanna be deep fried!

- Ahh!
- Got you!

Well done, intern!

You... have to
call me "intern"?

Well, that's your title,
isn't it?

You can call me CEO.

I prefer it, actually.

Toodle noodle!

They have escaped.

If your obvious-bot is finished,

how about you get me
out of here?

So, I guess Trina and Noodle
Burger Boy are now a team.

Oh, yeah. Classic
Phase Two super-villain team up.

Phase Two?

Defeating Obake was
the epic conclusion

to Phase One
of the Big Heroverse.

- Now...
- Uh-uh, never mind.

Oh-oh-oh, uh,
hi, uh, um...

Judy...
no one ever asks.

Mr. Krei's outside,
he wants to talk to you.

Thank you, um...

- Judy.
- Really? Huh...

Uh, Mr. Krei,

I tricked you
into my internship.

It wasn't a good idea
for me... or you.

Let's forget this
ever happened?

Hiro, wait.

Thank you
for saving me.

I'm sorry I had you
pick up my dry cleaning.

That's what my
assistant is for.

Okay...

Your mini-magnet
was really impressive.

Is there any way I could
convince you to stay?

Uh... pass.

I just want to go back to
school and be a regular student.

Oh... that's tough,

because you signed a contract.

Mm-hm...

I own you for the next year.

But you're getting
your own lab.

And my coffee.
Macchiato.

Or do I really want
a cappuccino?

Keep your phone handy,
might be a frapa-something.

I'll text you.