01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

[tap water running]

Hey, Denise.

Hey.

A-

- Ashling.
- Ashling.

I knew that. I knew that.

I just didn't wanna
mispronounce it.

No, don't worry. How'd
your first week go?

Good.

Settling in okay?

[Denise] Yeah. Everyone
is so nice here.

Nice people.

[Ashling sniffing]

Oh my God, um-

No. Don't mind me.

I'm sorry.

It's happened to be a poxy day.

Are you okay?

They're doing two for
one mojitos next door.

[Denise laughing]

And we found out yesterday
it's Tony who has an issue.

I'm sorry.

God, he feels awful. Telling
me I should leave him.

And find a man with
stronger sperm.

God. I'm sorry.

Gotta love him.

I don't even know
Tony and I love him.

Can you give him
a big hug for me?

I can do that for you.

Anyway, where are you living?

[Denise slurping]

Rings End.

Oh, Rings End?

[Denise] Mhmm.

Guess it really has
only been a week.

Mm.

Alright, hurry up
and drink that.

I have a thing I go
to every Friday night.

It's a bit of crack.

You'll get to meet Tony

and just don't say anything
about you know what.

You don't have to.

No, I am not having
you sitting in

on your first Friday
night in town.

I'm not taking no for an answer,

so you might as well say
yes and get on with it.

- Okay.
- [Ashling] Oh, and the club.

Mhmm.

You don't have to get involved
if you don't fancy it.

There's no pressure to join in.

Obviously you can
if you want to,

solo or we'll find
you a partner.

Some people like
to just watch them.

What club are you taking me to?

Oh, it's not that kind of club.

It's nothing weird or anything.

Okay.

Well, I mean.

What?

You any good at singing?

♪ A candy coloured clown ♪

♪ They call the Sandman ♪

♪ Tiptoes to my
room every night ♪

♪ Just to sprinkle stardust ♪

♪ And to whisper go to sleep ♪

♪ Everything is alright ♪

♪ I close my eyes ♪

Woo!

♪ Then I drift away ♪

♪ Into the magic night ♪

♪ I softly say ♪

♪ A silent prayer ♪

♪ Like dreamers do ♪

♪ Then I fall asleep to sleep ♪

♪ My dream of you ♪

[cheerful music]

♪ In dreams I walk with you ♪

♪ In dreams I talk to you ♪

♪ In dreams you're
mine all the time ♪

♪ We're together in dreams ♪

- Alright, come on.
- No, I don't know the words.

Yeah. Can you read?

- Give you a clue.
- No, I, I don't want to.

Come on.

Ladies and gentlemen,
here she is

making a debut at Lloyd's Place.

It's Miss Aine Casey.

No.

You promised me
a song. Let's go.

[Aine] Will you sing with me?

I'm right here beside you, baby.

[Aine] Promise?

I promise you. Okay?

Here we go.

[Aine giggling]

Ready?

♪ I can't help it ♪

Nice and high.

♪ I can't help it ♪

♪ If I cry ♪

On your own now, ready?

♪ I remember ♪

Eh, maybe not.

♪ That you said goodbye ♪

Just move with it.

♪ It's too bad ♪

No, no, wait for the l-

♪ That all these things ♪

Just breathe from
the belly, yeah?

♪ Can only happen in my dreams ♪

Now you're into it. Ready?

High bit.

♪ Only in dreams ♪

♪ In beautiful dreams ♪

[Aine laughing]

Yeah!

[hands high fiving]

What a duo.

[gentle music]

♪ Babe, there's something
tragic about you ♪

♪ Something so magic about you ♪

♪ Don't you agree ♪

♪ Babe, there's something
lonesome about you ♪

♪ Something so
wholesome about you ♪

♪ Get closer to me ♪

♪ No tired sighs ♪

♪ No rolling eyes ♪

♪ No irony ♪

♪ No who cares ♪

♪ No vacant stares ♪

♪ No time for me ♪

Okay, one more.

No, absolutely not, Lloyd.

Well one for you, for yourself?

No, definitely
not. I'm sweating.

I don't wanna do another one.

Okay, I'll do another one.

No! Step away from
the microphone, Lloyd.

- No, but-
- [Aine] But nothing.

- That wasn't my best.
- No, you got a song outta me.

A deal's a deal now, isn't it?

Alright. Alright.

It's so funny how
much you love this.

With your little microphone
case there and all.

No, that's just to keep those
bad boys safe. That's all.

[Aine] I swear to God,
with all the things

that could have gone on
between me coming up here

last night, there could
have been stranger danger.

Your karaoke buzz is actually
the biggest red flag.

[Lloyd chuckles]

[Lloyd] And what's
that say about you?

That you stayed
the night anyway.

No, I know.
Desperate, obviously.

[mimicking voice] I'm Lloyd
and I have a girlfriend.

She's real and everything.

Yeah. Well she is.

And do you know what, I actually
asked that just to check.

Yeah, I know you did. Yeah.

And when you showed
me the picture,

I was thinking, she
could be fake, you know?

And then when you said
that her name was Denise,

I was like, that's such
a making uppy name.

Denise is the most normal
name ever, you mad thing.

[Aine] No it's not.

[Aine chuckling]

And here, told you
you could sing.

[Aine] Can I?

[laughs] No.

You're an arsehole.

[Lloyd] You're tone
deaf, to be honest.

I wasn't that bad.

Ah, no, no.

Only messing.

You're, you're very good.

Thanks.

No, could have a new
duet partner on my hands.

[Aine] Could you imagine?

[Lloyd chuckling]

[Lloyd] You're a diamond
in the rough, that's all.

[Aine chuckling]

You're making me very
nervous, standing there.

What?

Do you know like
when people wear

their jackets and stuff inside?

Come here and sit down.

[Lloyd exhales]

Northern Lights, huh?

What made you say that?

Screensaver.

Sort of Aurora Borealis.

Can I say something to you?

I think that you
should still go,

you know, to see the lights.

I think it would be
um, cathartic for you.

Do you?

[Lloyd] I really do.

Mr. Advice over here.

That's just an opinion, like.

Maybe one day.

Do you know, I always
wanted to see them myself,

so if you need someone
to go with you like,

just gimme a call, yeah?

Would you go with me?

[Lloyd] Well, I'd
have to, wouldn't I?

I'm the only one
that'll put up with you.

- [Lloyd chuckling]
- Oh no. What was it you said?

I was lovely company.

Oh no, don't take the piss.

I meant that.

Wait 'til you really
get to know me.

[Lloyd] I feel like I-

That I'd like to get
to know you more.

[gentle music]

[Julia snoring]

[medication clattering]

[Julia] Dublin?

[speaking foreign language]

[Julia chuckling]

[speaking foreign language]

[liquid spraying]

[speaking foreign language]

[boxes slamming]

[speaking foreign language]

[Denise] Bye.

- It would be perfect.
- Perfect.

Problem is, it's never
gonna go for that price.

Look at these guys.

Do they look richer than us?

I think they're richer than you.

Nice house, but a lot of
dodgy heads in the area.

Good job. Great.

And now I have to make
friends with them.

We're not gonna be
living here anyway.

Don't you think we
can make it work?

Do you know what
really boils my piss?

[Denise] What?

It'll end up going to two
dopes called Colm and Moira.

[both laughing]

Posh cultys. The
absolute opposite of me.

[Denise laughing]

With their stupid
little kids, Neil and-

What's wrong with Neil?

D. Neil?

Kneel before me. You wouldn't
call a kid Neil, would you?

Well, it'd be ridiculous
if you did it.

- Neil O'Neill.
- Neil O'Neill, yeah.

[Denise laughing]

And even if we used your name,
it'd be a write off anyway.

Neil Teilermans.

Exactly.

What's wrong with that?

What's right with it?

Hang on.

Neil and Teal rhyme for a start.

Yeah.

And Teilermans it's,
it's just not gonna work

in a Dublin school regardless.

Why not? It's a good name.

'Cause they'll all be
calling them Feelermans.

Feelermans?

Neil Feelermans.

[both laughing]

He'd end up being the kid in
the class who eats crayons

or sticks bangers up cats arses.

Yeah. Anyway.

Well, I hope they have
fun, Colm and Moira.

They will. The b*stards
with their dog.

Oh, a rescue.

Of course. A lurcher.

The little funny nugget.

A little sleeveless number.

[Denise laughing]

- Angele.
- Angele.

Angele. Well done!

[Lloyd laughing]

Here.

Oh, what are you doing now?

Little party piece, yeah?

No more singing.

It's not a song.

[Aine] What is it?

It's a little,
little recitation.

Oh, hello.

Come on, serenade me there.

Oh no, it's not like that now.

No, I'm winding you up. Go on.

[Lloyd] Okay, here we go.

Alright, let me strap myself in.

[Lloyd] Now listen,
it's not nothing fruity

or anything like
that now, right?

It's, we're a little bit drunk,

so you're just gonna have
to indulge me, alright?

[Aine] Okay.

[Aine breathes heavily]

[Lloyd] What you doing?

I'm listening. This
is how I listen.

Oh.

Okay. Cool.

So these are words from
my favourite comedian.

The late, great, Mr. Bill Hicks.

Who's Bill Hicks?

You don't know
who Bill Hicks is?

No, he's not some
old fellow that Gen X

idolises out of
proportion, is he?

That's uncanny, because
that's exactly who he is.

Okay.

He was ahead of his time
and yours, obviously.

Anyway, you ready?

- [Aine] Ready.
- Here we go. Okay.

The world is like a ride
in an amusement park.

And when you choose to go on
it, you think that it's real

because that's how
powerful our minds are.

The ride goes up and down,

around and around.

It has thrills and chills

and it's very brightly coloured.

And it's very loud and
it's fun for a while.

Many people have been on
the ride for a long time

and they begin to question,

is this real or is
this just a ride?

[emotional music]

And others have remembered

and they come back
to us and they say,

"Hey,

don't worry,

don't be afraid ever,

because this is just a ride".

Dan.

What?

That reminded me of
something really nice.

[Denise giggling]

[paper rustling]

[Lloyd] Ah.

[Denise giggling]

I love it.

Oh my God. That is class.

Happy housewarming.

Babe.

You should have said
we were doing that.

I didn't get you anything.

Oh, but you did.

No I didn't.

It's upstairs.

Denise, we can't.

Yes, you can.

[Lloyd inhales]

[Denise moaning]

- Oh.
- Oh.

[both chuckling]

Good?

Yeah, tops. Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

[Denise giggling]

Let me guess, you need a minute.

- My legs are like jelly.
- Yeah.

[Lloyd humming]

What are you doing?

Thinking. Manifesting.

You know what I'm thinking?

Mhmm.

I'm thinking you should've
closed the window.

[birds chirping]

Alright down there, Julia, yeah?

[Julia] I will be.

When one of you gets me a coffee

[Lloyd] On it.

Milk and sugar.

[Denise scoffs]

Now.

There you go.

See what Denise
made for me, Julia?

Not exactly Spinoso, but okay.

Just looking for somewhere
to put it upstairs.

In the bedroom?

Yeah. Won't lie to you, Julia.

We might've been making love
there for a few minutes.

You didn't need to tell me that.

No, I really didn't, did I?

[Julia] Mm.

Well, I hope it was productive.

Yep.

God, I'm just trying
to imagine Denise

having this conversation
with my dad.

No.

No, moving on.

What do you uh, what do
you think of the place?

It's nice, isn't it?

Very small. For what
you paid, I mean.

Well, yeah.

Well that's Dublin.

It makes Denise happy, so.

Just wanted to say thanks
again for helping us out.

Loaning us the extra.

No, we really appreciate it.

So you love her, huh?

Denise?

Yeah.

Oh yes I do, very much so.

Mm.

'Cause this all
happened very quickly.

Are we speaking
the same language?

As long as it's English.

No, yeah. And you have
nothing to worry about.

[Julia] You'll take
care of her, won't you?

Even when she says she
doesn't need you to.

Promise you Julia, that I will.

If you hurt her, I will be like,

who's the Irish
guy in the movies

where he says he will find
you and he will k*ll you.

You know who I mean?

Liam Neeson.

- [Julia] Liam Neeson.
- Yeah.

I will be him.

Point taken.

What?

No, yeah, understood.

Clear as mud, as they say.

Good Lloyd. Good.

Milk, sugar.

[gentle music]

[fridge door closing]

[bottle rattling]

[gentle music]

[wine trickling]

[gentle music]

[door opening]

[faint snoring]

[speaking foreign language]

[wine trickling]

[speaking foreign language]

[knocking on door]

[kissing sound]

[guests chatting]

[Denise laughing]

Hey!

Hey gorgeous.

Congratulations!

Oh, look at this place!

We've come to warm your
house! [Baz laughing]

Welcome.

- Hiya.
- Hi!

I'll get us drinks.

Very nice.

[burgers sizzling]

I cannot get over
the house, lads.

There's still so
much to do though.

[Tony] Oh would you
stop? It's class.

[Ashling] It's bougie.

And look, it takes time.

We're still doing up our place.

[Tony clearing throat]

What's this "we" business?

[Baz] That you're all moaning
about your gaffs, lads,

what the f*ck am
I supposed to do?

I have plenty of room in my

Brussels apartment
for you, Barry.

[guests laughing]

Now see, that wasn't me, Lloyd.

Julia, do not be encouraging
him. Do you hear me?

Don't mind me, I'm just putting

a transfer request in at work.

Is person spelt with
one "S" or two, Julia?

It's two.

[Denise laughing]

Ah, look at Lloyd.
In his element.

Suits you, pal.

Yeah, I know, doesn't it?

Hmm.

And we'll have the house
how we want it in no time.

Er, what's this "we"?

There you go.

What Denise wants.

- [guests laughing]
- [kissing sound]

[Ashling] And as long as
we have our place sorted

before the babies arrive.

She has me on a
tight schedule, lads.

I'm working double
shifts at this stage.

I'll talk to her
bollocks, alright, yeah?

[Tony laughing]

[Ashling] Julia, we're trying
for a baby at the moment.

Oh.

We're giving the natural
way one last chance.

And if not, we've
decided on the IVF route.

You have problems?

My David Schwimmers, Julia.

He means sperm,
sperma, David Swimmers.

Mm. Yeah.

He's millions of them.
Just lazy b*stards.

Like father, like sperm.

- [chuckles] Hey.
- But I still love him.

Here we go. One
sherry and she starts.

Go on, tell Julia what
you said the night

you first clapped
eyes on old T-bone.

Ah now, Lloyd.

[Lloyd] Go on.

Julia, I said, "Do you see him?

I'd took the farts right
outta his arse, I would."

[Denise laughing]

Translate that.

No, I'm not doing that.

[all laughing]

I understood.

[all laughing]

[Lloyd] Touching, isn't it?

One thing Meatloaf
wouldn't do for love,

but not our Ashling.

Well, I wish you both luck.

Thank you.

When you have a child, you
will truly know what love is.

Does anybody want some wine?

Yes, please.

Thank you.

[speaking foreign language]

[wine trickling]

Oh, sorry.

My dear mother wanted to know
when we were starting a family

and I told her we're not.

Which is news to me, that's all.

Erm, could you grab us
a beer there, please?

Out.

To each their own, as they say.

Exactly.

Yeah.

The only thing is
with our little one.

No.

Alright, nevermind.

No, go ahead.

I was just gonna say,
like then our little one

and your little one
could be, you know,

little buddies, you know?

Karaoke partners.

[Baz] Yeah, exactly.

Why don't yous wanna have one?

[Ashling] Er, Tony.

I'm only just-

It's Lloyd Thunberg
there, saving the planet.

Can you mind your own business?

I'm only like, it's-

[Ashling] I'm sorry,
Denise. He's as nosy.

It's fine.

Actually, I'd like
to know as well.

Well, not that it's
anyone's business,

but it's just not for us.

Right?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's like people ask

why would you not
want to have kids,

whereas we're like,
why would you?

Ah, yous are young
though, you know.

You never know,
yous could get sick

of looking at each
other quick enough.

[Denise laughing]

To be fair, the only thing
that Lloyd is missing is a cage

because I mean, he's
already got the dad bod.

And the dad jokes.

And the dad dance moves.

Oh, says your man.

The dad hairline is
getting there too.

The receder.

Yeah, Baz, why don't you
make yourself useful, yeah?

What?

Finish off the sausages.

Cheers.

Thank you.

[Lloyd] No worries.

[Ashling] Looks great, Lloyd.

[Baz] Yeah. Really nice.

[suspenseful music]

[Lloyd sighs]

[gentle music]

Do you know what's
been in my head

ever since you said
your poem thing?

Poem. Go on.

Do you know the song
"Life is a Rollercoaster"?

Just gotta ride it, what?

[Aine] Sure do.

[Lloyd chuckles]

[Lloyd] Yeah. I have it
printed in a little frame.

I could er-

I like things like that.

Nice having inspirational
quotes around for the, you know.

For the inspiration.

[Lloyd] [chuckles] Yeah.

[car horn honking]

Oh, I thought of one
for your termite story.

Feel free to use this.

Termite walks into a bar and
says, "Is the bartender here?"

Is the bartender here?

Yeah.

- Is the bartend-
- Slow.

Is the bartender here?

Oh, I get it.

[Lloyd laughing]

It's stupid. But I,
I'll put it in for you.

Good.

Oh!

f*ck' hell, Lloyd.

That can be one for your-

Something you said earlier on.

Here we go.

Okay.

Aine's f*ck It List.

Number one.

Write your book.

We'll call it "The Termite
That Wanted to be a Chippy".

I really don't wanna do
this right now, Lloyd.

[Lloyd] Number two.

Quit hairdressing.

Hey, just listen
to me for a sec.

Number three. Go see
the Northern Lights.

[Aine] Will you stop?

What? No, it's just-

It's Sean's thing.

You saw him.

You saw him k*ll himself
and now I'm here.

Like, do you know how
f*cked up that is?

No, but it's just the, the name.

f*ck it list. You
know, it's funny.

It's not funny. It's
not funny at all.

It's everything he's never
gonna get a chance to do.

[car engine revving]

Oh.

[Sean] Okay.

That's alright. Okay.

Neutral.

- Mirrors, Sean. How many times?
- There's no one around, Aine.

I know there's no one around,

but you always have to get
into the routine of doing it.

Put your foot on the brake.

[Sean] Yeah.

And then hand brake off.

Put your foot on the clutch.

Yeah.

[Aine] Now put it into first.

Yeah.

Now when you're taking
your foot off the clutch,

just slowly, just feel the bite.

Just find, find the bite.

There it is.

Oh Jesus.

I'm sorry, Ains, the
f*cking bite. Every time.

[Aine laughing]

That's what it's called, Sean.

I know it's what it's
called, but bite my finger.

Do you remember?

What age are you?

I was bent over in
the doctor's office

with his finger up my swiss.

He says, "Bite my finger, Sean".

I haven't a clue what he meant.

So I look at him like this.

Do you have to tell
your story 50 times?

And he goes to me,

"No, Sean. No. With your an*s."

[Aine laughing]

One up the bum.

No harm done.

[seagulls squawking]

You having fun there?

Where to love?



You know?

What?

Technically we are on a beach.

Mhmm.

[classical music
playing on radio]

[kissing sounds]

[Sean] Slipped out.

[Aine] Yeah.

That it?

Nope.

- Too low?
- [Aine] Yep.

It's number 14 on
the f*ck It List.

[Aine laughing]

Just trying to find the bite.

[Aine and Sean laughing]

[Aine moaning]

Oh God.

[kissing sounds]

[Aine sighing]

Oh I love you, Aine Casey.

I love you too.

[kissing sounds]

[classical music playing]

[Aine gasping]

What? What?

Cops.

[Aine] What car?

Push bikes.

[Aine] Distance?



Oh, keep going.

Keep going.

[Aine gasping]

[Aine moaning]



[Aine] Don't you
dare f*cking stop.

[Sean moaning]

[Aine gasping]

Yeah, yeah.

[Aine moaning]

Oh f*ck me.

[Aine moaning]

Enough of that
there now, Casanova.

You're dead right.

[Police Officer] Yeah,
it's a public beach, yeah?

[Sean] Very sorry guys.

Thank you guys.

[seagulls squawking]

[Aine giggling]

[Sean exhales]

[Lloyd] Look, stop.

[Aine] No, I need to go home.

Oh, come on. Today's
been so much fun.

I didn't know the list
was going to, you know.

Well, we'll keep in touch.

I'll give you a shout
next week or something.

No, 'cause you won't, like.

I know how people work.

We don't even know each other.

Yeah, well I'd like to know you.

Yeah?

Well, do you wanna know why
I'm fighting with my ma?

Or why I didn't wanna go home?

This is how bad I must be.

During the argument, the
argument that I started,

'cause I snapped
at her, she said-

Oh, do you know what?

With all your crap,
is it any wonder-

Is it any wonder what?

Come on, finish it.

No.

[Aine] Say it ma.

- [Sandra] Aine.
- Say what you were gonna say.

Is it any wonder
that young fellow

went and topped himself?

And my ma is a good
person. She's a nice woman.

So for her to have said that.

All Sean did was
try to get better.

And there I was making
him f*cking take 'em.

We'll have to pop
over some morning now,

and see if an old fella
can still out bench

a young fella, huh?

Old fella?

You don't look a day
over 35 there, Paul.

Oh. [laughs]

Thanks again for
that, by the way.

[Paul] Ah, stop.

Ma, pass the tongs
there, will you?

The tongs?

Yeah, so I can dislodge Sean's
tongue from Paul's hole.

[Kelly laughing]

Aine, we're eating.

From his brown star.

From his ring piece.

[Kelly laughing]

Stop. Will yous?

You're looking much
better anyway now, Sean.

Thanks for making it, Sandra.

She means from all the
lifting and the running stuff.

Yeah.

I'm doing a bit, yeah.

[Aine] I'll have
to get you back out

now for the driving lessons.

It's been a while.

I'm sure you'll be back
to work soon anyway.

Hopefully, yeah.

Sure. There's no panic.

Sorry. Poor choice
of words, love.

No, but the sooner
you can afford

to take Aine off our
hands, the better, huh?

Oh, here, here.

And you won't be long
after if I have my way.

Yeah, right.

Won't be Sean taking
me out of here.

Yeah, we're independent b*tches.

[Paul] I was only saying, like.

If you're waiting on him,
you'll be a long time dead.

Aine.

Relax, Sandra.

This is really lovely,
Sandra. Thank you.

I'll have your favourite
afters for you as well.

[Sean] Oh yeah?

What?

Bailey's coffee.

He can't. He's not drinking.

Oh, fair play.

Oh, are you, yeah?

Not at the moment, no.

[Aine] No. It's on
the naughty list.

Trying to get off it
myself at the minute.

[Paul] Aine.

For f*ck's sake.

Stop trying to baby
him. He's a grown man.

Stop. Will you?

Yeah Aine, leave
him alone, like.

Sean, tell them I'm joking.

They know you're joking.

[Aine] They don't.

She's joking.

Has you well trained
as well, Sean.

And then for an
easier life, eh, Sean?

This is it, Paul. Yeah.

[Aine] He knows he
has to be careful.

It could get him sent
back to the funny farm.

[Aine laughing]

- Aine.
- [Sandra] That's not on now.

What?

Very f*cking insensitive.

I'm only-

You know that I'm only-

Yeah, no.

Honestly, I was making the
same joke myself earlier today.

What did I say?

Will I put on my puffer jacket
or straitjacket today, Aine?

Do you know what?

[cutlery clattering]

[TV] Absolutely
livid over the idea

that those poor
river were go in-

[Sean] How was work, Paul?

Ah, yes.

You know, busy, busy.

And last night at the bridge,

you know what I was thinking?
Yeah, is it any wonder?

Look, people say things, okay?

Things that they don't mean.

Your mam, she didn't mean that.

Yeah, she did.

She didn't because
it's not true.

You're not to blame for this.

Look Aine, I, I really like you.

[Aine] Do you?

Yeah. Not like, I
mean, I admire you.

Geez, not like a secret
admirer or something, I just-

I mean like, how
you're dealing with-

You're brave and it isn't
true what your mam said.

Do you hear me?

[kissing sound]

Oi.

[kissing sounds]

No, stop.

[door slamming]

[door banging]

[gentle music]

[door banging]

[gentle music]

[Lloyd exhales]

[gentle music]

[children shouting]

[gentle music]

You said you were fine with it.

Yeah, I know I did.

[Denise] So?

You better let me hear it.

Hear what?

The truth.

Exactly how you feel.

Look, I genuinely thought
I would be alright with it,

but the truth is-

No, look, it's not fair
of me to do this, so.

Just say it all.

Look, I don't want to lose you.

Lloyd.

And the truth is that
it's k*lling me, alright?

Because I do want
to have children.

And I want to teach
them to swim and sing

and cut the crusts
off their sandwiches.

I just cannot stop thinking
about how brilliant it would be.

Just what it would do.

What it would
bring to our lives.

You agreed.

Yeah, I know.

[Denise] Now you're
changing the rules.

And I'm sorry

You lied.

No I didn't.

Yeah.

Yeah. Alright. Yeah.

So what? You want me
to have a baby now?

No, absolutely not.

[Denise] What do you
want from me then?

Denise, I want you to
want to have a baby.

It's not like I haven't
thought about it.

Spent a lot of time
thinking about it.

I was certain.

I convinced myself I wasn't
allowed to change my mind.

I know you would
be an amazing dad.

Do you not think that you'd
be an amazing mam, no?

What if we split up?

Split up?

Denise, come on. We won't.

It happens a lot.

Then we would just do
our best, wouldn't we?

You know, you put the kid first.

Yeah, sure. Okay.

We put the kid first.

What if I'm not a good mother?

You are a good person.

You're a great partner

and you would be an
incredible mother.

Thank you.

I will say this.

When we were telling
the guys our reasons

to not have children, I was,

I heard myself and I, it
sounded like the old me.

Now I just don't know
if it's true anymore.

That's all I'm saying.

Okay.

- That's it.
- Okay.

Nothing more. That's
all I'm saying.

- Okay.
- Okay.

[Lloyd] Yeah.

[speaking foreign language]

[door opening]

[door slamming]

[liquid pouring]

Tidying, really?

What?

[Aine] Don't clean
on my account.

It was a joke.

[Lloyd] Funny.

[Aine] Are you gonna
stay in there all night

or are you gonna come in?

Look, I don't know
what that was, okay?

Neither do I.

There's no need to
make a drama out of it.

No. Look, I'm not.

Honestly, I'm not.

Well then come in and sit down.

[Lloyd exhales]

Lloyd, come on.

You're acting all weird.

I'm not acting weird.

Lloyd, look, it was just a kiss.

We're drunk and
everything, like.

Just forget about it.

Yeah. Fine.

Okay?

Yeah. Done.

Forgotten about.
It didn't happen.

Just don't worry about it.

Not worried.

Though I can understand
why it happened.

Your massive admiration for me.

[Aine laughing]

No?

Ah, come on.

I laugh at your bad jokes.

Just so you know, I had no
intention of that happening.

I know. Sure.

We're friends.

We're becoming
friends, aren't we?

Yeah.

- It's just-
- No, look. I know it's bad.

You have a girlfriend, I get it.

Oh.

What?

That's the thing.

What's the thing?

I don't know if I
actually do anymore.

What, have a girlfriend?

Lloyd?

[Denise] Lloyd.

[Lloyd] Yeah.

You ever noticed how
living with someone

is just saying "what"
from different rooms.

Holy lantern of Jesus.

[emotional music]

Lloyd.

[Lloyd murmurs]

It's positive.

Now Denise, did you pee
on it the right way?

Yes. I peed on it the right way.

[Lloyd] No, no, no, Denise.

You never read
instructions on things.

You're very impatient.

I'll make a doctor's
appointment.

He'll say the same exact thing.

Fine. Good.

This is it. This is real.

What? Yeah.

[Denise] Lloyd.

I'm really scared.

Yeah. No, no, no.

Listen. Of course you are.

Me too. Me too.

But no, listen. Listen to me.

No matter what happens,
everything is gonna be okay.

Alright?

You promise?

[Lloyd] Hey.

No, you promise?

I promise.

[heartfelt music]

[person snoring]

[heartfelt music]

[mid-tempo music]

♪ Be by your side,
I want to be ♪

♪ All those other times
I lied, I cannot read ♪

♪ There's nothing left to
show you now to my heart ♪

♪ When everyone around me
grows, I just fall apart ♪

♪ Be by your side,
I want to be ♪

♪ Haven't got the time to
cry though I'm so free ♪

♪ It takes a little time
to find when it's so dark ♪

♪ Another little g*n to blow,
life's supposed to start ♪

♪ And I wanna feel ♪

♪ Blood rushing
straight to my head ♪

♪ And I wanna feel ♪

♪ Like a dog with
a bone to be lead ♪

♪ And I wanna feel ♪

♪ Every pulse to the
shake in your leg ♪

♪ And I wanna feel
every thought of you ♪