HUNDRED! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[rapid high fiving]
[ridiculously funky theme music]
Da... Da...
Daddy
Oh...Well hey, Marshmallow Man!
Hey there!!
How do you plead?
Guilty!!!!!!
[gavel bang + splat]
Come out with your hands up!
I'm g*y!
Hey, uh, about your new girlfriend...
[horse sniffs] What about her?
She's uuuh...
Punching my horse.
[punches] You've got too many legs!
Where do babies come from?
Baby g*n! What?
[bang] [splat + giggle]
(singing) Hey, Mr Goose, whatcha doing with that noose?
[neck snap + goose honk] [gasp]
I love you...
I have a boyfriend!
[loud thuds]
[pattycake] aaaaAAAAA-
[splat]
[tense music] Oh NO!!!
I'm STILL alive!
[g*nsh*t]
[football (the English kind) kicking]
That's my boy!
[kick] No, my boy!!
Father, HELP!
What's for dinner?!
[g*n loading]
My FAVOURITE!
[g*nf*re] OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM-
[rising music] Let's get this party STARTED!
This a slumber party...
euYEEEAAHHHH!! [wham + snore]
Hello, son!
HellooOOOOOO- [sizzling]
Are you ready to DIE?!
No. Then I'll come back LATER!!!
Aww... What kind of dog is he?
He's French.
[accordion music] Weif!
When I grow up, I want to be a doctor just like you!
Aww...
[heart rate monitor beeps] You're not gonna grow up.
a- aCHOO!! [splat]
I'm free!!
We've got you on camera!
Well I got YOU...
Flowers!
uh...
(singing) C'mon, everybody, do the whale dance!
[splat] AAEUUUUUUUUU-
[scribbling] [baby coos]
[tense music] Oh... My... GOD!
You're an IDIOT!
[baby coos]
[dramatic music]
Narrator: Muffin Time, the asdfmovie themed card game, is out now!
[screams]
Collect and play Action, Counter, and Trap cards to battle your friends in a chaotic game of luck and wits!
Be the first to collect and keep 10 cards to win.
But with over 100 unique cards in each box anything can, and probably will, happen!
Find out where you can get Muffin Time at:
[child giggles]
Got your nose!
What's a nose?
I... Don't know...