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01x11 - Episode 11

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x11 - Episode 11

Post by bunniefuu »

- I want an ice-cream.

- What's the magic word?

(inaudible)

(upbeat music)

(static)

- Hey man, the 80's called,

they want you dead.

(g*n shots)

(static)

- I'm feeling car sick

(static)

- Aw, babies grow up so fast.

- They do?

- Hello I am reborn.

- I sentence you to jazz.

- No!

(trumpet playing)

- Hey, pull my finger

(crying)

- Oh come on, boys don't cry.

- Oh no, a giant B

- I'm afraid you have one year to live.

(laughing)

- Oh yeah?

(g*n shot)

- Hey, your girlfriend, she single?

- Sir is this your car.

- Nope, its yours.

(police siren)

Five,

four,

three,

two,

one

(moaning)

- Boo! (laughing) Made ya jump.

- Hey baby, you looking fine.

- Hey thanks Jerry, you too.

- I am going to open this door.

(fart noise)

- What's the behind your ear?

It's a hearing aid.

- What?

- I, I love you butt

(farting noise)

- Don't worry, I'm a doctor of psychology.

(flies buzzing)

So how does that make you feel?

- And now, the award for best sarcasm goes to this guy

- Oh wow, thank you so much.

- Happy 10th birthday.

- But,

but,

but, this isn't what I wanted.

(farting noise)

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)