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01x08 - Episode 8

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x08 - Episode 8

Post by bunniefuu »

Oooh, baby! I love ya, baby!

Stay away from my baby!

But mother, I love him.

Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!

When did this all start?

Well- AAAAAAAH!!!

Hey! What time is it?

IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Uuh, actually it's 12:30...

... Somebody k*ll me!

Miss, you need to pay for your food!

Nope! (Throws up burger)

Oh, Timmy, don't cry!

Seriously. Timmy. Cut it out.

Timmy! This is the worst date EVER.

Alan, are you a cow?

What? No.

yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords?

My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!

Hehe! My boyfriend said that too!

There can be only one.

Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!

... Those are clouds.

NOOOOOO!!!

You're leavin' me?

Sorry Eddie, I've met a REAL man.

hi babe yas i am real man you want to go skatebords?

You're adopted!

You darn kids get off my property!

Knock knock!

Who is there?

A mirror!

I am lonely...

Would you like to see a magic trick!?

... No!

Aww, look at the little baby!

(Baby sound)

And now look at the big baby!

... Wah.

The orphans... They're all dead!

What kind of man would do this!?

... Skatebords.

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