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01x06 - Episode 6

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x06 - Episode 6

Post by bunniefuu »

I'm going to punch your face.

In the face.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Hello, and welcome to standing up school!

And you fail.

[Trumpet playing]

Hey, you got a licence for that?

You'll never take me alive.

[Trumpet toots]

-Knock knock! -Who's there?

THE DOOR.

Hey, did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

You lied to me.

[Quartet sings]: Hellooooooo

Hello!

[Quartet sings]: Oh no!

Ooh, a puppy!

Oh, careful, honey - he has a knife.

Oh, what, no, no I don't...

[sings]: Everybody do the flop!

Hello, burger!

I used to be a cow!

...Oh!

[distant yelling]

[Song]: He's a magical pony Flying through the sky

sh**t it down.

I have no idea how to breathe.

What are you drawing, honey?

I'm drawing a bear!

Nom.

Quick! Don't think about cats!

[Several cats meow]

Here comes the aeroplane!

[Whistling grows louder]

Is anybody here a doctor?!

I am!

Well you're a NERD!