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01x04 - Episode 4

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x04 - Episode 4

Post by bunniefuu »

I'm gonna do an internet!

WOOOOOAH!!!

Well I'm gonna do a book!

Aw...

Pianos!

Who's idea was this?!

[phone rings]

"This is a robbery."

Bleeeeech.

Oh...

Hey, kid, you can't skate here!

You can't tell me what to do!

I wanna be a pie

Billy, no!

-Nice hat. -Thanks!

I was being sarcastic.

Well I stole your face!

[Woman]: Honey? Do you like my new shoes?

You are a chair, darling.

I can dream, Harold!!

It worked! My time machine wo--

I am a stegosaurus!

Quick! sh**t me in the face!

You gettin' mugged, kid!

No! You're getting mugged!

Ahh! How the hell does that even work?!

Hey, son! Catch!

-Banana fight!

[g*nsh*t] NO!

Alien attack!

Throw the cheese!

When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!

Why wait?!