06x07 - A 99.7% Chance of Trouble

[bunniefuu]

[Lana chimes]

-♪ I can hear the sound of thunder ♪
-[thunder rolls]

♪ I can hear the sound of rain ♪

♪ I can see the bright white lightning ♪

♪ Coming down to strike me again ♪

[moans]

-Good morning, everyone.
-[Chris] Morning.

Morning.

[music fades]

[exhales softly]

[Desiree] Yesterday was big.

The boys' womb workshop,

followed by new watches,
and a whole lot of bed-swapping.

Cue the drama.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

The retreat was literally
turned upside down last night.

First is Louis in my bed,
and then we have Katherine and Charlie.

I mean, it's like an alternate universe
here in this retreat right now.

Katherine dumped me,
but it did not take me long to move on.

[Desiree] Yeah, something tells me
Lucy might need a tad longer, though.

Lucy, how do, uh,
how do you feel this morning?

Great.

[low note playing]

I didn't sleep well last night.

I think I was just still processing
everything that happened yesterday.

[Charlie] I'm waking up
with quite the secret today.

Me and Katherine shared a kiss
in the bathroom yesterday evening,

and I'm expecting to face
a lot of resentment from the group.

Charlie, you're a little quiet
this morning.

Yeah.

[tense music playing]

Nothing happened. I just had a nice sleep.

[giggling loudly]

-I'm scared of that laugh, Katherine.
-No. It's not like an evil laugh.

No, no. Nothing happened. We're all good.

No one knows, and of course,
I am keeping secrets again,

and the group is going to be mad.

How was your first night with Gianna?

Yeah, it was lit.

-Yeah?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No temptation?

[awkward music playing]

[laughing loudly]

[Louis] Don't you answer.
Don't you dare answer.

I'm extremely happy
to have Louis in my bed,

but he challenges me
in all areas of self-control.

-I was being a good influence.
-[Louis] So was I!

[Desiree] Says the man who so far
cost the group a staggering $64,000.

[Louis] I do like breaking the rules,

so I'm definitely planning to tease her
a little bit and test her boundaries.

No rule breaks?

No rule breaks.

[playful twinkle]

-[Bri] Okay.
-[giggling]

Joao?

Nah, nothing over here.

I really like Flavia,
but I'm not used to feeling like this.

And I don't wanna
put too much pressure on it

and scare her away.

-[chimes]
-[tense sting]

[Lana] Good morning, guests.

-Morning, Lana.
-Good morning.

Morning, Lans!

[Lana] Making mistakes
and learning from them

is part of my process.

-[Kylisha] Yes.
-I believe in us.

[Lana] However...

[shocking sting]

...at this stage of my retreat,

it is not acceptable
to make the same mistakes repeatedly.

Oh my God.

I don't... I don't get it.

[Lana] Nor is it okay
to take the easy path by phoning it in.

[intense music playing]

Oof. Yeesh.

Damn.

I promise I've tried, Lana. I've tried!

[Lana] Consider this your wake-up call.

-[giggling] What?
-Damn.

[Lana] Fail to heed it...

[tense sting]

...and there will be

consequences.

Oh!

Okay, but that just sounds scary.

-Best behavior.
-Yeah, best behavior.

[Lana] Goodbye.

[Valentina] Oh my gosh.

[upbeat music playing]

I don't know, I'm feeling pretty nervous.

I've been stuck
into a pool of women that don't fancy me,

so I might have to hope
for a good grenade, you know?

Oh, f*ck.

I don't really have a genuine connection,
but it's not my fault

because everyone's forming connections,
but there's no one in here for me.

[exhales]

I think I do need to make
a better effort of getting a connection.

Let's get coffee.

Kylisha is a really cool girl,
so I'm gonna give that a try.

♪ Gotta take a hold of love ♪

♪ Gotta take a hold of love ♪

[in high-pitched voice] Oh my God,
I love your hair!

[laughing] You're so annoying!

[Demari] Bri looks
so beautiful this morning.

We had our green light last night,

and that has made us
actually really close.

I'm really enjoying where this is going.

-She looks in-f*cking-sane.
-That's what I said.

Demari is being very sweet.

Normally, I like a bad boy,

but I know that's kind of why I'm here,

and Demari makes me feel like a princess.

[giggling]

♪ Get up and take control ♪

♪ If you roll the dice
You can have it all... ♪

-Hello, trouble.
-Hello!

[Desiree] Uh-oh. Back to the scene
of last night's crime, eh, Charlie?

I mean, I'm good, but also,
I feel bad about Lucy.

Yeah. Same time, though, it feels good
having a secret between us.

Yeah? Oh my gosh, yeah,
but definitely, like, I do feel guilty

because I wanted to follow Lana's rules,
but then it's like, so hard for me.

Having that kiss with you,
like, it made us feel closer.

So, it's six grand invested.

You are just so smart.

-See? I see your way of thinking.
-Yeah.

[Desiree] Careful.
You'll give him a big head.

-But I don't regret it at all.
-Yeah.

I don't know if I can stand it. I'll have
the side of it sticking out of my pants.

[Desiree] Told ya.

I know the kiss is valid, and I'll tell
everyone why if they need to ask.

-[whispering] See you later.
-See you in a bit.

I haven't been the one spending money
the whole way through this process,

so I feel like I get to spend a bit now.

[Desiree] Not sure Lana or the group
will see it that way, Charlie,

but you do you.

♪ We bringing, we bringing
We bringing the fire ♪

♪ The fire, the fire, the fire
Take us higher ♪

So, I'm just wondering,
what do you think is your type?

Do you think you've been able
to click with any of the guys here?

Are you interested
in any of the guys here?

I like attributes of every single guy...

Yeah.

...but I can't give you an all-around,
they check all my boxes.

Yeah, yeah. What are all those boxes?

I don't really know.

-I'm still making the boxes myself.
-You're making them up as you go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Okay, do you have any, like, red flags?
-Always, 100%.

What are my red flags?
Have you noticed any on me?

-Yeah.
-Okay. [giggles anxiously]

-Never mind, then. It's all good.
-No.

-I hate to break it to you.
-Yeah.

[Kylisha] I don't have
an instant connection with Cristian.

I'm not sure of his personality yet.

He doesn't seem like
a super funny, on top of it guy.

[Desiree] But you could at least try!

Or not.

-Nice chatting with you.
-[Cristian] Yeah.

-I'm just freezing my a*s off right now.
-Yeah, no.

It's starting to get cold, yeah.
I'm glad I didn't jump in.

Kylisha hasn't made necessarily
the best effort to find a connection here.

-All right. I'm gonna wait here for a bit.
-See you later.

-Later.
-Enjoy the sun.

♪ Oh snap!
You got the message yet? ♪

♪ That girl ain't the only one
Breakin' the net ♪

[Desiree] One guy who's definitely
making the effort is Louis.

I don't think
it's on his personal growth, though.

Looking into Gianna's eyes
makes me feel horny.

I am in full menace mode right now.

[both laughing]

You've got such a kissable face.
I can't help it.

I think she will break some rules.

Sometimes you need
a bit of fun, don't you?

Yeah, and sometimes you need
a little more responsibility.

Not my strong point.

[cheerful music playing]

[Gianna] I really
don't want to break rules.

I want to just be able to wait
until we have a green light

to have our first kiss.

But that man is literally
the definition of a rule break.

That's excessive.

That's not excessive. How is it? [kisses]
In what way am I being excessive, though?

What do you think of that?

This is a typical f*ck, isn't it?

Because he's just doing this
to take his mind off Katherine.

I feel like he needs
to fill his ego in some way,

and he's doing that by jumping ship fast
and going after Gianna.

[Flavia] Me and Louis
came in here together,

and it's very frustrating for me
that he's not making any improvement.

[Desiree] Lana did ask to see more effort.

But trying to break rules
and avoiding connections

isn't what she meant.

The question is,

what's the cone of consequences
gonna do about it?

[Lana] It seems that my warning
this morning fell on deaf ears.

Therefore, it's time
to send a louder message.

[Desiree] That's right, people.

It's "Copacabana" time.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

[Katherine] I'm really nervous
because I know I've broken a rule,

and I don't even know
how to, like, defend myself at this point.

♪ Judgement Day, Judgement Day ♪

[Bri] Why are we getting called
to the cabana?

I thought everyone had
a rule-break-free night.

What is going on?

[Lana chimes]

What's up, Lana?

[Lana] Even though people
should know better by now...

[suspenseful music playing]

[blows]

[Lana] ...last night...

there was a breach of my rules.

[shock sting]

-Wait, what?
-What?

-[Chris] g*dd*mn!
-[Bri] What?

Oh, f*ck's sake.

Don't say anything. Stay calm.
Eyes on the cone, eyes on the cone.

[Chris] The thing is,
we've been here so many times,

and we understand the consequences,
but we're still doing it, like.

Obviously, I am not in a couple,

but it's the same thing
over and over again.

Where's your self-discipline?
Why can't you contain yourself?

[music continues]

You're laughing.

I'm laughing because this is stupid.

We are losing so much money.

If I had to point the finger at anyone,
I'd definitely say Katherine and Charlie.

Katherine keeps doing a weird face.
Look at Katherine's face.

No. [giggles]

Kat, why are you laughing?

[music stops]

Okay! [giggles] It might have been us.

[tense music playing]

Obviously, we didn't get a green light,

but we had to get it out of our system.

[music rises]

As much as it's like, "Oh, la-di-da,
you had a kiss and that's so bad,"

mate, I was holding myself back
from doing so much more.

So, really, you're welcome
for not doing more.

-[Cristian] Charlie!
-[Chris] Bullshit.

-Whoa!
-[Chris] Who you talkin' to?

It's just rude and disrespectful
to say, "You're welcome."

I'm losing brain cells
having this conversation.

[Cristian] You do have to own it.

Can't be like, "You're f*cking welcome
we didn't do more."

Everyone is getting on to me. I spent
six grand since the day I came back.

That was selfish!

I'm not gonna sit here and say to you,

"Oh, I regret it." "Oh, I'm so sorry."
Because I don't.

It's just a kiss.
Relax. Why all the smoke on me?

[Desiree] Because you just set fire
to a big pile of money?

[Lana] This rule break
has cost you all $6,000.

[shock sting]

[Desiree] You're welcome!

[Lana] As a group, you have now lost
almost half of the prize fund.

[gasping]

g*dd*mn.

Sounds a lot more real now
when you hear that.

I wasn't thinking.

I just, like,
forgot about Lana for a second,

but it was something that I wanted to do
for a while, and it felt right.

Sorry, guys.

-Better than the way I said it.
-Yeah, true.

-[Charlie chuckles]
-[exhales]

[Lucy] It's definitely not a great feeling
hearing Charlie kissed Katherine.

Like, I think I'm past the point
of being hurt. I'm just angry.

[Lana] Charlie and Katherine,

who both made
a huge effort to be together,

did at least try to get a green light
before breaking the rules,

which is more than can be said
for some of you.

[intense music playing]

[Lana] This morning,
I stressed how important it was

to make an effort,
especially at this stage of my retreat.

But it is clear that I need
to restate the message more firmly.

I don't know what she's gonna say,
but one thing I do know

is that it's not going to be good.

[Lana] Chris...

and Kylisha...

[music continues]

[Lana] ...you have both been here
since the beginning

but have not made
any meaningful connections.

[shocking music playing]

[Kylisha] I'm just replaying
what I could have done differently,

and I'm a bit worried.

What is coming out of Lana's mouth next?

[Chris] I feel, like, vulnerable right now

because I'm not actively
getting to know anybody in particular.

Lana's about to kick me,
and I've not spent a dime.

[Lana] Kylisha, you have not engaged
in my workshops.

A tiny waist, a nice little rack.

I'm not sure about this workshop.

You like that? [giggles]

[Lana] You don't seem to be here
for the right reasons.

We should just make out with everyone.

[laughter]

-I'm on my best behavior.
-Could you last the whole time?

I can't.

[laughing]

Girl! We're going to have to tie her up.

-I like being tied up.
-All of... g*dd*mn!

[Lana] And have shut down
opportunities for connections.

[Cristian] You interested
in any of the guys here?

-No.
-Never mind, then. It's all good.

I don't have an instant attraction
with Cristian. There's no one here for me.

[Lana] Because of this...

[suspenseful music builds]

...you will be leaving my retreat today.

[music slows down]

[Gianna, sobbing] Oh my God.

♪ Sometimes life gives you change ♪

♪ And I know you'll be just fine ♪

♪ Don't let me get in the way ♪

[cries softly]

[Kylisha] It sucks I didn't get to make
a real, genuine connection with anyone.

I was afraid of getting really deep
or getting closer with someone.

It's the last thing
that I expected to happen today.

This is crazy.

Kylisha's kind of given up
on some aspects of the retreat,

but I honestly don't know
how I'm going to do this without Kylisha.

[Lana] Chris.

You have tried your best
to make a connection at my retreat.

Chris, Demari.

[cheering]

[Chris] I did not see that coming!

I just want to be with somebody
with, um, a lot of personality.

I'm buzzing for the new arrival!

It kind of does make me sad.
I'm gonna find a connection. I know I am.

[Lana] And you have shown that
you want to grow and challenge yourself.

Do you feel you've been able to make
deep and meaningful connections here?

I could definitely go deeper.

[Chris] That workshop,
it really, really filled me with love.

[Lana] Which is why
I am giving you a pass.

For now.

[clapping]

I've learned quite a bit from Lana,
as in this whole retreat

I've learned so much about myself.

Thank you, Lana. I want to do you proud.

I want to learn more.

The goal is to actually find a connection.

[Lana] That is not all.

[tense music playing]

[Lana] One of my guests,
who should know better,

is making the same mistakes again.

And again.

And again.

Part of me thinks
it could possibly be Flavia or me.

I don't think I could do
the rest of this retreat without Flavia.

[Lana] Even when they have made
romantic connections,

they have been purely physical.

Oh, this can't be good.

For these reasons...

the second person leaving my retreat...

[tense music builds]

is...

[music stops]

[Lana] Louis.

Mad.

[melancholy music playing]

No.

♪ Is this the last time
I'll see your face right now? ♪

♪ So is this goodbye? ♪

Yeah, I don't wanna... I don't wanna go.

♪ Is this goodbye? ♪

There was money that was spent
that I thought meant something,

and it felt right at the time,
but there was a lot of money spent,

which, you know,
was just reckless and a bit stupid of me.

I came in here thinking I was Louis 2.0.

Katherine saying
that she wants to get to know Charlie,

now that was a bit humbling.

Then I moved on from the situation
quickly with Gianna, which wasn't right.

And I understand that now.

But I just can't control myself sometimes.

I just lost my best friend
and the guy I liked, so...

Yeah...

It's all right.

[Lana] Louis and Kylisha,

please leave my retreat immediately.

♪ So is this goodbye? ♪

♪ Is this goodbye? ♪

-f*ck.
-[sobbing]

♪ Tell me, is this goodbye? ♪

It's all right.

-Sorry that our actions led to this.
-No.

Getting to know you... You're such
an amazing person and great friend.

-Sorry that it stopped you.
-No.

[Flavia] Thank you, baby.
You're such an angel.

All right.

Hmm.

-[Gianna sobs]
-[Kylisha] I feel I've had a good journey.

Learning throughout this whole process
about myself.

-[Valentina] Bye, babe.
-Have fun!

And I have formed a great connection
with a big group of friends.

-Go, my boy.
-[Katherine] Bye, Louis.

Lana has taught me so much,

but yet there's still
so much I need to learn.

Love you lot.

-Love you, bro.
-Love you!

This is what happens when you think
with that head and not this head.

[Desiree] The man, the myth, the menace.

-But Big Ben's time is sadly up.
-[Big Ben chimes]

[Lana] For everyone else,

I trust that the message
has finally landed.

Try or say goodbye.

[shock sting]

From now on,
we really do have to take this seriously.

-[Chris] Yeah.
-You can go out of the retreat any second.

[pop music playing]

-♪ These days it ain't the same ♪
-♪ These days it ain't the same ♪

♪ A different time and place
But I'm still calling out your name ♪

-♪ Not how it used to be ♪
-♪ It's just the games that people play ♪

Seeing Louis and Kylisha leave today
made me worry I would lose Flavia.

We're all in here a limited time.
I really need to tell Flavia how I feel.

I hope that she feels the same way.

[music stops]

-[Joao] You look so good tonight.
-Oh.

How are you feeling after today?

It's crazy because I feel
like Louis could have been me, you know?

Because I came to, like, set an example,
and I kind of failed that test a little.

I feel like you and Louis
went different. It's that, like...

Ever since we got together,
we've only had eyes for each other.

For me, it was a little bit hard.

[romantic music playing]

I'm not used to show myself to everybody.

Usually I put, like, a facade, you know,

and I pretend to be, like,
tough, strong, like I don't care.

And it's scary at the same time.

I'm not gonna lie.
Like... it's scary for me as well.

At the end of the day,
I know how I feel for you,

and how much I really do like you
and how comfortable I feel around you.

It just feels right.

I like you.

I like you so much that today...

I feel like if you were the one
to be chosen to leave...

I'd have probably just left with you.

[romantic music continues]

I feel the same way.

-You're the motive that I'm here.
-Aw.

-Are you "Aw"-ing?
-[laughing]

Romantic! Ah!

So cute!

[gasps, yells]

[giggles]

♪ And the cause
The way I understood ♪

♪ Never slowing ♪

♪ To every heart I thought I knew... ♪

Is it still green?

[giggling]

Still green?

I always knew we had a connection,
and this green light is reassuring.

Thank you, Lana! [giggling]

[Flavia] I'm really into Joao.

I want to explore this deeper.

[giggling]

I'm excited to spend more time with him,

but I'm a little worried
because I don't want to mess this up.

[both] We got a green light!

[cheering]

Yes!

Oh my God!

[Flavia] I'm so happy!
I've been waiting for this moment.

Wh...

If Fl-oao managed to get a green light,
does that mean one might be coming for us?

I'm definitely happy for them,
and I know they, like, deserve it

because Joao seems so, like,
headset on Flavia.

-Yeah.
-How are you feeling about us?

Honestly, like,
I couldn't be happier, to be honest.

I look at you,
and I think you're literally

one of the most beautiful girls
I've ever seen, ever.

You're like genuine and funny.

You've got that charisma about you,
you've got that laugh and that chat,

and I feel like you pushed me up,

which is something I don't really think
I've felt with a girl in a long time.

♪ Eyes wide shut in fast cars dreaming ♪

I'm just thankful that
we have this time now together.

Yeah.

If there were to be a grenade
to come in that you thought,

you know, like, was attractive,
like, or cute or whatever, like,

what would... what would you do?

[Desiree] Oh, easy answer, Charlie.

Nail this and green light, here we come.

I'm not gonna say it can never happen,
but I think there's a 99.5% chance.

[music distorts and stops]

[awkward music playing]

[Desiree] That answer's both bad
and weirdly specific.

In fact, 99.7.

[Desiree] Keep on
digging that hole, Charlie.

I'm going with a 99.7% chance.

Hey, an even nine, you know? Like...



Are you kidding me?

I want a man to be 100% sure
he's not going to be turning heads.

I don't need no 0.3%!

I don't think that there's a chance
that it could happen, really.

[Desiree] One thing's for sure,
you are 100% in the doghouse.

♪ You loved me that day
Will you love me tomorrow? ♪

-Is it your first green light ever?
-Yeah.

-We actually do look good together.
-Yes.

Shout out Louis-Lou.
Getting in your bed tonight.

-Is this everyone?
-[Lucy] Yeah.

-Oh my days.
-[Charlie] Ooh.

[Joao giggles]

-[Chris] Hey, good night, you lot.
-Goodnight!

-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.

[upbeat music playing]

[Desiree] It's another morning
in paradise,

and all seems calm at the retreat.

There's been no bed-swapping,
everyone seems present.

[Bad Lana chimes]

Aw, man! It's Bad Lana.

-[gasping]
-[Joao] Oh, sh*t!

[Desiree] And that can only mean
one thing, trouble.

Am I seeing things?

-Who is that?
-Bad Lana's back, b*tches!

It's Bad Lana!

Ooh! [giggles]

Where have you been, Bad Lana?
I missed you.

[Bad Lana] Good morning,
my naughty little nymphos.

[all screaming and cheering]

[Desiree] Oh no. It looks
like Bad Lana's on the day shift.

[sing-song]
♪ Bad Lana's gonna cause some trouble! ♪

[Bad Lana]
Monogamous relationships are so boring.

[all exclaiming]

Bad Lana, you can stay away from Bri.

[Bad Lana] Bri.

-Oh no.
-Oh gosh.

Just leave me alone.

[Bad Lana] You love danger, don't you?

Well, the baddest of bad boys
who thinks you're smoking hot

is on his way
to whisk you off your feet right now.

[all screaming]

I am in a great place with Demari,
but you know I love me a bad boy.

Bad Lana is going to get me
in a lot of trouble.

-[Bad Lana] And Charlie.
-Uh-oh.

[Bad Lana] You are 100% a naughty boy.

[chuckling]

[Bad Lana] Which is why a new grenade
is taking you out for an expl*sive time.

[sighs]

Even if she's an ideal person for me,
there is no way I'm gonna do anything.

My head is 100%
with Katherine at the moment.

[Desiree] Then maybe you should have
told her that in the first place.

I guess this is going to be
our first test.

Yesterday, Charlie said he was


but that 0.3%.

I'm a little nervous.

[Lucy] I'd be a little bit nervous
if I was Katherine.

He jumped very quickly
from me to Katherine.

I'm scared.

I'm definitely a little worried about
the other guy sweeping Bri off her feet.

[rock music playing]

[Bad Lana] Charlie and Bri,
please get ready.

It's date time.

Oh no.

She is the devil.

Bad Lana, why are you doing this to me?
I'm trying to be good Bri.

♪ Bad girl ♪

[Desiree] I see what you're doing, Lana.

Both Bri and Charlie have shown signs

they could be tempted away
from their partners.

And who better to test their bonds
than your chaos machine of an evil twin?

Genius.

[upbeat music playing]

[Lana] You know me so well, Desiree.

And after this,

we'll know how serious Charlie and Bri are
about their existing partners.

[Desiree] You really are
a crafty little cone.

Are you nervous?
God, I would be so nervous.

I am nervous as f*ck.

[Lucy] You don't have to do
anything you don't want to do,

but if you get there and you want
to do something, then just do it,

'cause that's what Demari did, he did it.

[in Spanish] Yes.

"This is my payback, baby."
Say it. "This is my payback, baby."

[laughs]

-What do you think she's gonna do?
-[Demari] I guess we'll see.

[Chris] Jeez.

[Demari] These next hours
are going to be tough.

As long as she comes back to me
and hasn't done anything,

that lets me know
our connection is as strong as I think.

[Katherine] You guys, I feel like,
are probably, like, solid.

Me, on the other hand,
I feel like I have more to worry about.

-I'm feeling a little jealous right now.
-Really?

I'm definitely worried,
especially because Bad Lana is saying

that she personally
chose these people herself,

so I could only imagine how bad they are.

What would it take for your head to turn?

He's just got to be,
like, wild as f*ck. Like...

-If someone came in bad boy, like...
-[Bri] Bad boy...

-..."I want you." And laid it onto you.
-He'd have to be very alpha.

-Yeah.
-[Bri laughs]

-Like, "Ooh, alpha, alpha."
-[Charlie] Yeah.

[Desiree] Ask and Bad Lana will deliver.

[rock music playing]

[Desiree] Holy six packs!

I'm definitely the alpha of my group.

We like to go out and get girls.
I get the most girls out of my friends.

[chuckling]

♪ Ready, yeah, ready, yeah ♪

Being tall, athletic, and working out,
it makes it easier to get the ladies.

I think rules are meant to be broken.

If I don't know him,
I don't have a problem going for his girl.

♪ And I'll get you ready ♪

I've come to Lana's retreat 'cause she has
a track record of bringing bad girls,

and I'm coming here to make my pick.

-♪ I'll get you ready ♪
-[chuckles]

[Desiree] One bad boy for Bri, check!

In my head, I'm thinking,
I don't want to throw anything away.

Okay, so what would really make
your head turn?

-I don't know, 'cause Katherine is so hot.
-Yeah.

I don't know if you can be
better-looking than Katherine.

-That's when I'll be worried.
-I mean, you turned your head before, so...

Yeah. [groans]

The only way Bad Lana's gonna ruin this
is if she brings me a clone of Katherine.

You know, a brunette, long legs,
beautiful face. That's not gonna happen.

[Desiree] Well, let the Clone Wars begin!

Because Bad Lana has generated
Katherine 2 point whoa!

I always get what I want, no matter what.

If I want a guy, he's mine.

♪ Everything you're looking for ♪

As soon as I look into a guy's eyes,
it's usually game over.

♪ A little bit makes you want more ♪

I do have a bit of a bad side.

I've actually been told many times,
"I feel like you cast a spell on me."

♪ You gotta have it
It's the one thing you desire ♪

♪ You know you love it ♪

I'm not great with authority. Watch out,
I'm about to serve up some trouble.

[music ends]

[Desiree] Oh boy, looks like Bad Lana's
going to have Charlie seeing double.

[Bad Lana] Welcome, Sabrina. Hello, Jalen.

Hey, I'm glad to be here.

[Bad Lana] Your dates,
who also happen to be your types...

I think we're gonna get along just fine.

[Jalen] She looks good. [chuckles]

[Bad Lana] ...have shown signs

they could have their heads turned
from their current partners.

So, your mission is simple,
turn their heads in your direction.

[Jalen] Sounds good to me. [laughs]

[Bad Lana] To enable you
to show up as your bad selves,

I am giving you a 24-hour
free pass from the rules.

[Jalen] Bad Lana,
you sound like a lot of fun.

[Bad Lana] Perhaps that will persuade
Charlie and Bri to be naughty.

And if not, you can use it
on somebody else later on.

I'll do my best.

[Bad Lana] All I ask is that
you don't waste this precious gift.

[Jalen] Say no more, I'm ready.

[Bad Lana] Good luck,
my hot and horny homewreckers.

Thank you.

[Desiree] A 24-hour pass?

Good luck, you two. You're gonna need it.

I know I've got a wandering eye,
but I hope I don't enjoy this date.

Oh dear. Oh dear.

Oh no, she's hot.

And she looks like Katherine.

Oh dear.

[Bri] Damn, he looks good.

Oh, f*ck me.

This guy is my type.

I think that is a bad boy.

I do like a bit of a bad boy.

♪ You better run for your life ♪

-How are you doing? I'm Jalen.
-I'm Bri.

-Nice to meet you, Bri.
-Nice to meet you.

Bri's good-looking. She's beautiful.

-You look great.
-Thank you.

-What was your name?
-Sabrina.

[Sabrina] He is so my type.

He's tall, he has nice eyes, he's cute.

-Right, let's get on these jet skis.
-Woo!

[Desiree] You might want
to put your foot down

or these guys will be joining you.

-[Chris] sh*t.
-Oh my God.

[Chris] Katherine 2.0 right there.
No, I'm joking.

[Demari] sh*t.

-That girl is your twin.
-Right?

Oh, that's your evil twin.

[Katherine] Finding a clone of me?
Are you serious?

[sighs]

Go on.

Ah! She looks edible.

My type of girl. You know what I mean?

Ah!

[Demari] Damn, this guy is good-looking.
That's exactly Bri's type.

I see what you're doing, Bad Lana.

-[gasps] Did she just blow a kiss?
-She blew a kiss! [laughs]

I really like Charlie.

Now, Bad Lana
is going to snatch it away from me.

I hope this date goes to sh*t.

[Desiree] Fingers, toes, and legs
crossed for you, Sabrina.

I... I mean, Katherine.

[Charlie] That was fun
going on the jet ski, though.

This is going to be
the ultimate temptation.

But I really want to try and be good

because what me
and Katherine have is going well.

-Thanks for being gentle with me. [laughs]
-I tried. I tried.

I am pretty seductive.

People call me a vixen, so I want to use
all my best techniques, complimenting him.

Do you have green eyes?

Yeah, I'd say they're green.

-If you like them green, they're green.
-Love your eyes.

Thank you. Oh my God.

-How tall are you?
-Six foot two in the morning.

I shrink to about six foot one at night
because my muscles are so big that it,

-like, weighs down my spine a bit.
-[laughs]

[Desiree] Uh-oh. I've just had
a bad case of déjà vu.

I'm six foot two in the morning,
then I shrink a little bit.

My upper body is so muscly
it weighs down my spine.

-6'2" in the morning.
-You shrink?

Muscles are so big, they weigh me down.

[Desiree] Oh, yes. Charlie does only have
one questionable chat up line.

As you were.

This girl is hot.

I can't help but be flirty.

And I keep accidentally
dropping my best line.

Remember, Charlie, don't mess this up.

-I love this weather.
-Yes.

[Bri] Jalen is hot.

He just reminds me
of somebody I've dated in the past,

and let's just say
I was having a lot of fun back then.

But I am on my best behavior.

I can't see one of your eyes,
it's behind your hair.

-You're trying to look into my eyes?
-Why not?

-[laughs]
-Yeah.

Bri, she's beautiful.
I'm feeling pretty confident.

Usually, when I go on dates, I bag them,

so I don't think there's gonna be
any difference.

Yes. I'm just liking it all right now.
It's looking good.

♪ Hey, huh ♪

Well, you are very good-looking yourself.

-Thank you.
-Yeah.

[Bri] He does have really nice lips.

But I'm not looking at them
for kissing purposes.

Just... observing.

♪ Baby, you feel all right ♪

Has your watch turned green
while you were in there?

-I did have a green light.
-Mm-hmm.

-I have connected with somebody here.
-Mm-hmm.

But I mean, men are dumb.
They do dumb things.

Yeah. So you're still open.

I wouldn't say...

Oh, oh!

-Ooh!
-Okay!

[Jalen] Oh!

-So you wouldn't say open, but not closed.
-Not like... Not...

So what do we call that?
Malcolm in the Middle?

Um...

Say no more. Say no more.

[laughs]

[chuckling]

It seems like Bri isn't set on
the situationship she has in the retreat.

I'm here to get what I want.
I'm not afraid to step on anybody's toes.

[pop music playing]

[Chris] Would you be upset if she
came back and said, "Yeah, I kissed him"?

I'd be hurt.

Hmm.

[Demari] I feel like it's a little past
us both making that mistake.

[Chris] Say if you were
in Bri's position right now.

Obviously, it's not the guy,
it's Valentina.

You've never met Valentina before.
Would you do the same thing you did?

-I'm not breaking a promise.
-[Chris] Oh, all right.

I don't care if she was f*cking Beyoncé.
I'm not breaking that.

Beyoncé, though.

[both] Ah...

[laughing]

[Desiree] Who needs Beyoncé
when you've got Brioncé?

Damn, so that means
you are pretty much set.

-I'm pretty locked in, man.
-Yeah. I like that.

Yeah. I like her. I like her a lot.

♪ Your loving on my mind ♪

This is tough waiting around.

I'm getting my karma
really quickly in here.

I really don't like it.

Seeing her, I'm freaking nervous.

Yeah, her a*s looks pretty good. [laughs]

Yeah. I am nervous for you.

But also, it's like crazy because
now I see where Lucy's coming from

and why she was so upset.

Karma's a b*tch.

♪ Waiting for a sign ♪

[sighs]

[Desiree] Don't worry, Katherine.

There's only a 0.3% chance
his head will turn.

That's nothing! Right?

Are you in, like, a serious relationship?

[tense music builds]

[music stops]

Nah.

♪ On the loose, when I move ♪

[Desiree] I would like to retract
my previous statement.

Katherine, you definitely need to worry.

I'm not in a serious relationship, no.

There was someone
who I was with from the start.

-What happened?
-My head turned. I went for someone else.

Ooh.

-Her name's Katherine. You look similar.
-Oh, God.

Clearly I've got a type.

♪ When the demons come alive ♪

I think Charlie gets tempted
really easily.

He is mine for the taking.

So, you and Katherine, is it going good?

It was going really well up until...

-Oh no.
-...earlier today.

I wasn't expecting to see you, you know?

[sexy music playing]

You're hot as f*ck.
Do you know what I'm saying? So...

[scoffs]

[Charlie] sh*t, why did I say that?
This is my problem.

I just talk myself into trouble.

[Desiree] Yep, and I'm worried
where that tongue of yours might end up.

[Jalen] Let's see what's in here.

[Desiree] A gift box from Bad Lana?
This won't be milk and cookies.

Huh.

I am being a good girl,

and I do not want to partake
in Bad Lana's games.

A little massage oil.

[sexy music playing]

Okay, I do love a good massage.

-Say no more. I'll come over there.
-[laughs]

Okay.

She's flirting a little bit,
but a part of her is holding back.

I just have to give her more.

That feels good.

-Right there?
-Yeah.

Okay.

♪ So, babe, you better bow down ♪

♪ Look up at me lookin' proud ♪

Jalen's hands feel so good,
and I'm trying my hardest to resist him.

-Just tell me where.
-No, you're too good at this.

-What you mean?
-[both laughing]

[Bri] This is hard.

Jalen seems dangerous.

♪ Know you tried to tear me down ♪

♪ Now look who's wearing the crown ♪

What even is this? It's like a...

I think it's one of them things you use
to trigger people's erogenous zones.

[Sabrina] Okay.

-Eh...
-[giggles]

[Sabrina] Bad Lana's sexy box of gifts

is a great way for me
to show off my skills.

We have this.

-Massage oil.
-Massage oil.

-You rub my back, I'll rub your back.
-[laughs]

My love language is physical touch,
so I'm going to be so hard to resist.

-You're going to be in trouble.
-Ah. Nah, a back rub.

There's nothing wrong with a back rub.

Look, Bad Lana's given us massage oil,
so it'd be rude not to use it.

[Desiree] If that's his logic,
I dread to think what will happen

when he finds out about the 24-hour pass.

♪ Strike me down, down! ♪

Oh, it smells really good.

-You smell quite nice.
-Thank you. So do you, actually.

-Taste better.
-Probably.

[giggling]

[Charlie] Oh, no.

Oh, that's unreal.

I'm getting a little bit turned on here,
but I'm trying to keep my mind straight.

-Wow. That's like some proper oil.
-Yeah, I know, right?

Oh, you're good. That feels nice.

I'm a guy that can feel a woman properly.

Charlie.

Oh, my God.

I think I've got Charlie
wrapped around my little finger right now.

-That feel nice?
-It does.

-Let's see what else I can do.
-[Sabrina laughs]

Sit right there.
Otherwise, I'm gonna get a b*ner.

Focus. [laughs]

You're really cute.

I appreciate that.
You're not so bad yourself.

Thank you. Our eye contact is really good.

-[shivers]
-[both laughing]

Sorry, I just had
a little horny shiver there.

[sighs]

Dangling all this temptation
in front of me is very difficult.

I am so horny right now.

[exhales]

[laughing]

I have a secret for you.

Bri is giving me the eyes,
so it's time for me to play my cards.

I got a 24-hour free pass,
and I plan to put it to use.

Bad Lana has given me 24 hours.

Bad Lana told me that I get a free pass.

-I get a free pass.
-[laughing]

Oh, sh*t.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

A 24-hour free pass?
You're k*lling me, Bad Lana.

To do what I want, with who I want,
where I want, whenever I want.

Okay. [laughs]

Oh, my God.
This has definitely got my head spiraling.

[chimes]

[Lucy] Oh my God!

[screaming]

[Katherine] I'm scared. I'm freaking out.

[Bad Lana] Hello, my sultry, sexy friends.

-Damn!
-[Katherine laughs]

[Bad Lana] I just thought
you'd like to know

that Charlie and Bri's dates
are going very, very well.

And they've just gotten even better.

Oh my God.

[Bad Lana] Because my new arrivals
have just told them both

about their little welcome gift,

a free 24-hour pass from the rules.

Oh...

-That cone is evil!
-[Bad Lana] To do what they want.

-With anyone?
-Really?

[Bad Lana] With whom they want.

-[screams]
-Wow.

♪ Get ready for the rumours
I've been here... ♪

Charlie-Charlie!
Keep your hands to yourself

because I am planning
to make my presence known with Sabrina.

I'm going to pull out
all the moves tonight. [laughs]

[Bad Lana] And trust me,
that news has gone down very well.

I don't know what to say right now.

You never know.

I don't know.

I'm feeling nervous.

I really want to trust Charlie,
but 24-hour free pass?

What are you going to do, Charlie?

♪ You'll never change... ♪

[Charlie] There's a feeling of lust
between me and Sabrina.

I'd love to rip her clothes off,
have a great time with her.

We're only in it once. If you find
a connection, you've got to explore that.

-Yeah, you do.
-You know what I mean?

I'm looking at her.

I can't lie. I want to kiss her.

♪ You'll never change ♪

♪ Never change, never change
Never change, never change ♪

But I'm just not going to do it.

What I've got up at the retreat is good.

Sorry.

No problem.

Katherine and Sabrina may look similar,
but Katherine has an amazing personality.

This date with Sabrina has made me realize
how much of a special person she is.

Do you feel like you've changed?

[in high-pitched voice] Yeah.

-I think you're lying.
-Nah.

-[laughing] No, I think you're a liar.
-Nah!

-You're bullshit.
-I've changed.

[in normal voice] We can just have
sneaky back rubs when no one's looking.

[Sabrina] To be honest,
I'm a little disappointed.

Guess that just leads me
to meet the other guys.

Bad Lana has given me a free pass,
and I can't wait to use it.

But no, I better, um, take you back
and introduce you to all the other boys.

-Fun.
-Also, one other thing.

You don't have to tell her
about the back massage.

I'm feeling pretty good
about going back into the retreat.

I want to see Katherine
and tell her I was a good boy.

-So?
-So?

[Jalen] You're gorgeous.

-I like to think that I'm handsome.
-You are. [giggles]

[Jalen] This date's going well.
There's a lot of flirting going on.

We got the connection
and are ready to kiss.

So... you tell me what you want.

What do you want to do?

Hmm?

[Bri] This is hard.

His lips are just looking nice and juicy.

The fact that there is no rules right now
is k*lling me.

You give off goddess.

Goddess?

Like, your look. Really.

-Thank you.
-Beautiful hair, nice skin.

Beautiful teeth. Seriously.

Hmm.

[clears throat]

You're clearing the throat.

Mm-hmm.

♪ I'm just so good at being bad ♪

You got nice lips too.

-You like my lips?
-Yes.

♪ Yeah, I'm trouble ♪

Demari kissed Valentina on the date,

and there's no rules right now, so...

♪ You better get down
Get down, get down ♪

Why not?

♪ And give it up for me ♪

Come closer.

♪ Give it up for me ♪

[Desiree] Is this actually happening?

♪ Give it up for me ♪

[Desiree] Oh, M, Bri!

♪ Hook line sinker, follow the leader ♪

G, are you excited
for some fresh meat tonight?

I'm always excited for fresh meat.

[laughter]

-Regardless of what happens tonight...
-Yeah.

-...we're gonna have a great night.
-Cheers.

[Katherine] I'm trying
to hang out with the girls,

but I'm just thinking, where's Charlie?

What's taking him so long?

♪ 'Cause I got nothin' in my head ♪

♪ 'Cept everything we never said ♪

♪ I got nothin' in my head ♪

I think Bri 100% has done something.

Did you see this guy?

He's coming in like a wrecking ball,
trying to kiss everybody in the retreat.

Like, all of us girls. [laughs]

[Desiree] Someone's sounding
a little too excited about that prospect.

-[Chris] What about Bri?
-[Demari] Bro, I don't like it.

-I don't like it. I'm not gonna lie.
-[Chris] Yeah.

I hope nothing happened.

She's went into the date
with the certain knowledge that,

"I've got a free pass
to do whatever the f*ck I want."

[Demari] Today's been
a long day of waiting.

I've been thinking about Bri all day.

[Desiree] Well, Demari, the wait is over.

But has Bri kissed, and will she tell?

[intense music playing]

[Cristian] Oh, here they come.

[Bri] Oh, my God.

[Chris] Oh. Holding hands.
They're holding hands.

Oh my God, are they coming over
to us right now?

[Flavia] She seems happy.

She seems really happy.

-[Lucy] Hi!
-[Jalen] Hello!

-How are you guys doing? Jalen.
-How are you? Hi.

-Jalen.
-Hello.

What happens if she did kiss him?

-I'm done.
-[Chris] Done?

Yeah.

-Hi. Gianna.
-Hello. Jalen.

-Bri!
-How you guys doing?

-What did you guys do?
-Tell us everything.

Yes, Bri, tell us!

-I'm excited!
-You're smiling from ear to ear.

I'm chilling!

-[loudly] Did you kiss?
-Shut up! Valentina!

-Did you kiss?
-[Chris] Don't look.

-They didn't say no. Haven't answered.
-[Valentina] Did you kiss?

-[Katherine] Valentina.
-Yes or no?

Why are you looking guilty?

I am feeling bad.

Firstly, I know I have to go
have a chat with Demari.

All the boys are watching us.

Where the f*ck is Charlie?

Why is it taking so long for Charlie
to come back from his date with this girl?

[Valentina] I know.
I wonder what he's doing.

-I hope he's not doing her.
-[Lucy] Oh, gosh.

[intense music playing]

[Lucy] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

♪ Shadow, footsteps... ♪

[Flavia] Yeah, they're holding hands.

[Katherine] What the f*ck
is that supposed to mean?

I am livid!

-How are you doing? Hi, I'm Demari.
-[Sabrina] I do hugs.

-[Chris] How you doing? What is it?
-Nice to meet you.

-Sabrina.
-Sabrina, nice to meet you.

[Chris] Sabrina.

Sensational.

-Hi, guys.
-How are we doing?

Good.

There can only be one girl
with long black hair here, and it's me!

-Any rule breaks, or...?
-No, we were on good behavior.

-No, we were good.
-How good? [laughs]

-Pretty good, bro.
-[Chris] Yeah?

-Yes.
-Genuinely. Like...

Charlie's saying nothing happened,
so I'm going to focus on Sabrina now.

I want to make a connection
with this person.

Katherine's been shook.

[Cristian] Katherine's been stressing.
Not going to lie. She's been stressing.

She saw what you look like, obviously,
and you kind of resemble her a little bit.

-Obviously, with the dark hair and that.
-That's what he said.

-[Bri] Well, I am gonna take Jalen and...
-Okay. It was nice meeting you all.

I just need to tell Demari
what happened on the date.

[Desiree] Girl, we all want to know
what happened on that date.

-[Chris] My lad, what's up?
-What's going on?

-What's the word?
-What's up? Jalen.

-Chris, man.
-Nice to meet you. Jalen.

-What's up? I'm Joao.
-Demari, bro. Nice to meet you, bro.

-[Jalen] How are you doing?
-[Joao] Good, how are you?

-What's up? Wanna talk?
-[Bri] Do you want to talk?

Come on.

I don't know how this is gonna go.

-[Valentina] Hi.
-[Sabrina] God. You are all beautiful.

-[Charlie] Hey, girlies.
-Hi!

I don't know whether I'm gonna tell
Katherine about the massage.

-In you go.
-Bye.

I think I'm just gonna decide
in the moment if I do.

The date was good.

Obviously, they had their 24-hour pass.

I didn't do anything.
I didn't kiss her or anything.

-You didn't?
-Know what I mean? So...

Pretty good boy. Pretty good boy.

Nothing else you have to tell me?
That's it?

Do I tell her? Do I not tell her?
I don't know what to say.

[Desiree]
Well, you make up your mind, Charlie,

'cause I need to know if Bri kissed Jalen.

How was your date?

[tense music playing]

It was... good.

Don't make that face.

He did try to kiss me.

And...

[Desiree] And?

[music turns intense]

[Desiree] Producers,
don't you dare make me wait another week

to find out if Bri kissed Jalen!

Motherf...!

We don't really have trust.

That kind of sucks.

[sighs]

[dramatic music playing]

-What do you want to talk about? The date?
-I want to hear your side.

Oh, sh*t.

I'm really hurt and disappointed
by your actions and you lying to me,

I'm not gonna lie.

I'd rather be by myself than with a liar.

[Chris] Good things come
to those that wait,

and I've been waiting
a long, long, long time.

Steamy!

[Katherine] Oh, my God!

[screaming]

Time for me to make my move.

[Joao] Keep your hands off
my Peruvian lady.

I don't know why.
I just feel a little drawn to you.

If you want something to happen,
you'll make it happen.

-Yeah.
-[evil giggle]

I'm so sorry.

[Lana] You have made it
to the final day of my retreat.

[cheering]

[Lana] However...

Oh no.

I knew it was too good to be true.

[Charlie] Winning this money
would mean so much to me.

This is the biggest prize fund
in Too Hot To Handle history!

[Chris] This is life-changing stuff.

[Lana] This season,
I'm doing things differently.

[Charlie, echoing] Oh, my God.
I did not see this coming.

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

[music fades]