06x03 - I'll Have What She's Having

[bunniefuu]

[Lana chimes]

[intense music playing]

[Desiree] The time has come
to Netflix and thrill.

Cue the return of the prodigal players,
Charlie and Bri.

We're back, baby! [chuckles]

♪ Take it to the top ♪

Being out of the banishment quarters
is the best feeling ever.

♪ Gonna win the game this time ♪

[Charlie] I'm gonna get Lucy back.
Everything will be the way it should be.

-Bash!
-♪ Be the champion ♪

Oh, my God. Demari.

I'm ready to see my man.

I am coming straight to him, babe.

[music fades]

♪ Ooh ♪

-♪ All eyes on me ♪
-[gasping, screaming]

[cheering]

[cheering]

Hello, strangers.

[screaming, cheering]

[Katherine] I'm so happy you're back!

Bri kissed Chris, so I don't know
if I want to pursue things anymore.

-[Bri] Hi!
-[Flavia] Good to meet you.

-How are you, darling? Charlie.
-Hi.

-[Bri] Hi.
-Nice to meet you. You all right?

It's great to be back, man!
It's great to be back!

I'm buzzing!

♪ All eyes on me ♪

But Lucy looks vexed,

and it might have something to do
with my actions on the first day.

You're definitely my favorite.

♪ I know your type ♪

[Desiree] Kissing three girls in one day
was a bit much.

Plus, Lana may have also let slip
that you lost 15K in banishment.

Anything you guys want to tell us?

-I'll let you talk.
-[both giggle]

[Demari] What did they do?

Were they doing stuff with each other?

[Joao] Oh!

I'm thinking, like,
Charlie has broken the rules with Bri.

Am I surprised? No.

Tell them what happened. Tell them.

So, while we were away,

Bad Lana pops up.

[dramatic sting]

She came in and was like,

"Do you want to see if your crush
was doing stuff while you were away?"

-[Chris] Ooh.
-[Lucy] Oh.

So, we basically spent the money
on watching y'all.

[intense music playing]

I got to peek at Demari.

[Demari] Oh my God.

I can't believe that Bri was spying on me.

But at least they didn't kiss.

[Lana] Charlie and Bri,
welcome back to the retreat.

I hope you make the most
of your second chance.

[all] Good night, Lana!

It feels amazing
to be back in the retreat.

And my plan is to get Lucy back.

I've got to pick my moment
and hope I can bring my A-game

to get me out of this hole
I've dug for myself.

[Lucy] I want Charlie to know
I'm still pissed at him

because, you know, he wronged me.

So, my wall is up.

[intense music continues]

[Charlie] Ah!

Ah!

I missed y'all so much.

I was like,
"I can't take no more of this boy chat."

"I need girl chat real bad." Like...

I built up a friendship with Bri.

Spending all that time with her,
you get close.

I think... She's feeling you, I think.

I've heard Bri say she likes me before,

but she needs to talk to me
about what happened with her and Chris

and explain to me exactly everything
that was going through her mind.

Charlie was heartbroken.

He was like,
"Lucy is such a special person."

Like, he was beating himself up about it
the whole time.

I'm still pissed. He did lie.

[Bri] I don't think that he's a bad guy.

Now that I know him more,
you should give him another chance.

-I don't know. I need time to think...
-That's fair.

[pop music playing]

♪ Sometimes it be like that ♪

♪ Need some time, need some space
To be clear what you're feeling ♪

♪ You do you
And you do it like that... ♪

[Joao] Hey.

Hello.

[Jordan] Hey.

-[Bri] What y'all chatting about?
-You.

[Bri] Great! Let's chat some more!

-Hey!
-[Louis] Catch you 'round in a bit.

♪ Love will find a way ♪

♪ Find a way, find a way ♪

-Chaos, right?
-I know. I'm on edge right now.

-I need excitement.
-I'm not exciting enough?

-I need something new.
-Wow! [chuckles]

[Flavia] I need something new.

After my date with Jordan,

I feel like he wants
to share a bed tonight.

[Desiree] Flashback alert!

♪ I'm on fire ♪

I can't see myself sharing a bed
with anyone but yourself.

-What is that?
-So, this is an amethyst.

-It's, you just...
-[Flavia] Okay. It's a heart?

[Joao] Kind of shaped like a heart.

I really like Joao,

and Joao also wants
to share a bed with me tonight.

[rewinding]

I wanted to ask if you'd like
to spend the night with me.

Oh my God. [chuckles]

You asked the question!

[Flavia] This is so hard for me.

I'm in trouble right now
because I don't know what to do.

[Desiree] Oh, Flavia,
you're not the only one

-with a bedtime nightmare.
-[knocking]

-Whose are these?
-[Charlie] Can I steal you?

[Desiree]
Where will the comeback king and queen

rest their heads tonight?

♪ We don't play no games ♪

I missed you.

You did look good on the camera.
I was like... [gasps]

[Bri] I am a little nervous

because I don't really know
how Demari is feeling at this point,

but I need to let him know
I'm not playing no games.

So, banishment quarters.

It was not fun.

I kept replaying it in my head, like...

[sighs] This is where I went wrong.
This is what I did bad.

What made you kiss Chris?

It was more of an attraction thing.

I felt really, like, selfish
that I did that because,

you know, I was feeling you, like,
from the moment I stepped in here

and saw you.

Okay.

-I do apologize.
-I understand. It was the first day.

If you still want
to get to know each other,

I would love that.

[sultry music playing]

-Yeah.
-[both laugh]

Yeah.

[Bri laughs]

-You want to hug me?
-A little bit.

♪ I want you close
And I... ♪

[Bri] Oh my God. I got my man back.

The problem is,

tonight it's going to be so hard
not doing anything with Demari.

-Just a hug, you know, 'cause I...
-Just a hug, 'cause...

[Bri] I need to keep my self-control.

I honestly don't want
to step foot in banishment again.

-[Demari] Lana got you in check now? Okay.
-[laughing]

I'm going to be a good girl.
I'm going to be on my best behavior.

[Desiree] Seems that's one bed-sharing duo
decided on. Two more to go.

♪ Tell me, do you want to let me go? ♪

[Charlie] So,

were you, um, happy to see me come back?

I was pissed off, not going to lie.
Like, I was actually annoyed and upset.

I was thinking with my d*ck, not my head.
You know?

And that's a problem of mine
that I'm currently working on.

[Charlie] I'm in the doghouse.
I've got a lot of making up to do.

Time to put a bit of Charlie charm on.

I just want to let you know as well, like,

I wrote a song for you
while we were in there.

-You wrote a song for me?
-Yeah.

Okay.

-Do you want to hear it?
-Yeah.

[Desiree] Oh, boy.

♪ Lucy ♪

♪ Your lips, yeah
They taste so f*cking juicy ♪

♪ I just want you, Lucy ♪

-And that's from the heart.
-[Desiree] Yeah. Take a bow, Ed Sheeran.

I won't share a bed with you.

-Oh, really?
-No.

[Desiree] ♪ Charlie
You just got shot down, it was gnarly ♪

This might be harder than I thought.

-You need to work for it now.
-Really?

[Charlie] After coming back
from banishment,

I've got to get my grafting boots on.

Anything I can do to get Lucy back,
I'm going to give it a go.

♪ Sparkling, moonbeams
Dancing like a daydream ♪

[Desiree]
One more bedtime conundrum to solve.

So, who will be the "Flavia" of the night?

Joao or Jordan?

I always dance when I brush my teeth.
I don't know why.

I'm sleeping with a ten out of ten,
and I could not be more stoked.

[Desiree] Um, Earth to Jordan.

She hasn't decided yet.

I'm so excited to see her get undressed
and into her sleepy, sexy pajamas.

-♪ So, so, so give it up ♪
-[humming]

-[Desiree] I wouldn't get too excited.
-Mm-mm-mm!

[Desiree] You could end up
in the reject bed

with your homie, gnarly Charlie,
if Joao has his way.

[Joao] She hasn't confirmed
or said anything yet.

I'm pretty confident
Flavia will share a bed with me tonight.

♪ Is it really heaven ♪

♪ If it burns like hell ♪

[Flavia] Oh! I can't decide.
Jordan or Joao.

Oh my God, I'm...

I'm just feeling stressed right now.

♪ ...my heart
You do it with a smile ♪

♪ Yeah, it's modern art ♪

♪ You scatter the pieces
And stay for a while ♪

♪ Split the wishbone ♪

♪ Chew the straws ♪

♪ Shout into a sh**ting star like ♪

My God! Is this for real?

♪ I can't get away
And I'm always rolling ♪

♪ Snake eyes ♪

What the f*ck?

[Desiree] Jo-ow!

That's gotta hurt, Jordan.

-[Louis] Oh, man.
-[Katherine] This is so awkward.

♪ When I... ♪

I thought we had something going. [poofs]

Guess not.

♪ Tell me ♪

♪ This isn't how it was supposed to be ♪

I'm sorry, Jordan. But don't worry,
I'll take care of Flavia. [chuckles]

♪ I'm waking up from this bad dream ♪

I really don't know what to do.

I definitely feel emotional.
I'm a sensitive guy, so what can I say?

[exhales]

♪ Tell me ♪

♪ This is how it has to be ♪

♪ What do I do ♪

♪ With memories of you? ♪

[music fades]

[pop music playing]

[Gianna groans]

[Katherine] Oh my gosh.

Morning, beautiful.

How is everyone feeling
in this lovely morning?

It feels good to be free.

-[Katherine] Great. Refreshed.
-Yeah, it's rad.

[humorous music playing]

I can't wait till the day
I don't wake up with a hard-on.

[Jordan groans]

I'm on cloud nine right now.

Flavia's so sexy
and she's making me so horny.

My plan for today is to show her
I'm a real good guy

because I genuinely
want her to stay in my bed.

-If it's too hot, just push me off.
-Oh yeah, I will, like...

[gloomy music playing]

[Flavia] I decided to share a bed
with Joao last night

because we have more things in common.

But I just worry
that he could be a f*ck.

But Jordan is looking a little mad,

so I want to clear the air
and find a chance to talk to him about it.

Joao, you look a little guilty.

[laughing] I was good.

-[Bri] I heard kissing.
-[Flavia] No.

-No, I was an angel.
-[tense music playing]

[Jordan] Hearing that, like,
Joao and Flavia didn't break any rules,

in the back of my mind I think,
if there's no physical attraction,

why did she change her mind?

There's probably a chance, you know,
it's not entirely over with us.

-We were just talking.
-The whole night.

[Joao] The whole night, yeah.

I heard a little...
[kissing noises] ...over that way.

Look at you two smiling.

No, no, no.

We set an example last night, didn't we?

Sure did.

[Desiree] Wait, is Louie being good?

[Louis] I was really good last night.

I had a nice little chat
and a bit of show-and-tell with Big Ben.

[Desiree] Big who?

-[Big Ben chimes]
-[Katherine chuckles]

[rewinding]

♪ You're not ready ♪

You woke up a certain someone.

[Katherine]
I think I'm speechless. [giggles]

[Louis] This is tough. [chuckles]

-[Katherine] I can't even touch it?
-[Louis] No, no.

[Desiree] For anyone who doesn't know,
Big Ben is a huge clock.

Last night I kept my hands to myself.

-Did good, proud of us.
-But you could say I have a problem.

-[Katherine giggles]
-[Louis] Katherine is a little minx.

So I don't know how much longer I can go
without breaking another rule.

All I'm thinking about is his big Big Ben.

-[laughs]
-[Big Ben chiming]

That was a knee-slapper.

[laughs]

♪ Sinking deep into her eyes ♪

♪ My heart is paralyzed ♪

♪ It's not a feeling I can fight ♪

♪ She got me hypnotized ♪

-Hello.
-Hello.

-Do you want to come have a conversation?
-[Lucy] No.

-What? No hug?
-No hug.

-You can work for that.
-[laughing] All right.

♪ She got me hypnotized ♪

♪ Hypnotized ♪

I want to let Jordan know there's nothing
going on between me and him anymore

and that I am moving forward
with Joao now.

I feel so nervous about this conversation

because I don't want to, like,
hurt his feelings.

[Jordan] What's up?

-[Flavia] Hey.
-What's going on?

[Flavia sighs]

Nothing. I've been meaning to try
to have a conversation with you.

Uh...

[music ends]

I feel we need to clear the air a little.
I feel there's a little tension too.

Just a little. [chuckles]

What have you been feeling?
Because we haven't had a chance to talk.

When I saw you, I was like,
"She's someone I wanna get to know."

Back home, it's a small town.
I meet the same girls.

This was something
so new and exciting to me.

So I think I had high expectations
for, like, where I wanted it to go.

I swear, like, I did enjoy my date.
Like, it was so fun.

-Yeah.
-And you're a really nice guy.

Yeah.

To be honest, I thought, like...

I thought we, like, me and you,
you never know if there's a spark.

[Jordan] I'm pretty confident that
she still likes me. It's not over yet.

I think we can fix this.

Are your options still open even though
you have that connection with Joao?

[tense music playing]

You don't see anything possible
opening up.

-I... I came here with no expectations.
-No expectations.

Uh... now, after the date,

I feel like we have
more of, like, a friendship.

[music fades]

You think so?

Yeah.

I hope we can be friends.

[Desiree] Oh,
the old "let's be friends" line.

That's gotta make a guy feel good, right?

Good.

-That's good.
-Yeah.

Most definitely.

[Desiree] Yep, 100%,
definitely, all good here.

-I'm gonna go and get ready now, 'cause...
-Yeah...

-Bye.
-I'll do the same. Thanks for talking.

[Desiree] That was almost
Too Awkward to Handle,

and that's not the show I signed up for.

[Flavia] Now that Jordan
is out of the way,

my challenge today
is to not break any rules with Joao.

I came in here to set a good example.

[sighs]

That's gonna be really hard.

[Desiree] Come on, Flavia.

Haven't you heard of self-control?

Are you horny today?

[Desiree] Well, to be fair,
I'm not sure anyone in this retreat has.

I'm horny all the f*cking time.
Are you kidding?

[laughter]

[women chatting indistinctly]

-[ding]
-♪ I'ma shake it up ♪

You're making it hard. We need to promise
we're gonna try and work together.

But how can I do that
when you look like that?

-How can I do it when you look like that?
-[laughs]

-[music continues]
-[Bri laughs]

♪ I like it ♪

I'm fighting urges right now.

I feel like I could just rip
that man's clothes off.

It's hard when you look at me like that.

-Like what?
-Like you are right now.

[Desiree] Oh Lana,
time to call the doctor,

as there is a severe case
of horny-itis plaguing this retreat.

I feel like my d*ck is about to explode.

There's a lot of electricity down there.

-[electricity crackling]
-[screams]

[Desiree] Absolutely shocking.

These guys need help, Lana.

[Lana] I agree, Desiree.

In order to form
deep and meaningful connections,

my guests, who are clearly
at the mercy of their insatiable libidos,

must learn how to control
and channel their sexual urges.

[Desiree] Sounds like a plan, Lana.

I just hope
tantric love expert Layla Martin

is ready for her toughest assignment yet.

Today's workshop
is going to show the guests

how to stop acting
on their sexual impulses.

Instead, channel it into their heart,

where they could be using
their sexual energy

in a much more potent and intimate way.

All right. Welcome, everyone.

[cheering]

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

[Jordan] I'm paired up with Gianna.

We shared a kiss
at the beginning of this retreat.

So, I guess this would be a good time
to get to know her.

Yeah. Positive attitude.

So who here likes to orgasm?

[cheering]

[Desiree] Hell yeah!
Oh, sorry. She wasn't talking to me.

[Layla] You are going to have hopefully

one of the best
orgasmic experiences of your life today.

-[all exclaiming]
-[upbeat music playing]

I'm with that. I'm with that!

[Charlie] An orgasm workshop.
And I'm partnered with Lucy.

This is the chance I was waiting for.

-Don't get too excited.
-[chuckles]

I mean, female orgasms are my specialty.

[Desiree] You got this, lover boy.

Shame you f*cked it on the first day.
You might've had your orgasm by now.

Oh, wow.

[Desiree] Or maybe not.

Wow.

All right. So, there's a twist.

I am here to show you
how to have an energy orgasm.

[Desiree] Come again?

So an energy orgasm is essentially
when you have an orgasm from energy alone,

but you're not being physically touched
by yourself or anyone else.

-[Katherine] Ah, shucks.
-Okay...

What this practice can teach you to do

is to take your turn-on and move it
through your body energetically.

You can move it into your heart.

You can feel more love
and more connection.

This is exactly what we needed.

Katherine's horny,
and she's not very self-disciplined.

So, if she doesn't learn
some self-control,

I am screwed.

Now, I'm going to show you

what an energy orgasm
looks like and feels like.

Oh my God.

[squeals, chuckles]

So, I'm gonna go ahead and drop in now.

[moaning]

Oh, sh*t.

[moaning]

What on earth is going on?

[moaning louder]

This looks very similar
to an actual orgasm.

[moaning]

[moaning louder]

I'll have what she's having.

-[moaning continues]
-[giggling]

[moaning intensifies]

-Yeah!
-[applause]

That was fast!

It's actually so good
I don't want to stop.

-[Joao] That is crazy.
-Wow!

[Katherine] Woo!

[Flavia] Oh my God.

There's no way I'm going to be able
to do this in front of everyone.

[Layla] So choose who wants to start.

Feel free to switch over
whenever you want.

Oh, f*ck.

[Layla] First, bring your awareness
into your pelvis

and into your erogenous zone.

Then you're gonna bring in a deep breath.

[exhales]

[Layla] You're going to take her hand,
you're going to feel her energy,

and you're literally going to support

the movement of the energy
through her body.

Yes, like that.

♪ I feel a radiation
Kind of stimulation ♪

[Layla] Beautiful.

So, inhale, feel, exhale in sound,
whatever you're feeling inside.

Is it supposed to be like a "Ah"?
Or like a...?

Whatever you want it to be.
Whatever comes out naturally.

[Louis moans]

[moaning unemotionally]

If I hear that during sex,
I'm gonna pull out.

[both laugh]

If you get the laughs, keep going.

Get over the self-consciousness.

[Flavia] I am afraid of looking
a little bit dumb doing this.

-It's a little intimidating. [chuckle]
-Of course.

I definitely feel
like Flavia's struggling right now.

She seems like she's not really into it.

-Don't overthink it.
-[chuckles]

Actually, this is perfect because
it's a great opportunity to support her

and really show her that, you know,
I'm like a good guy, super genuine.

-I got you, okay?
-Yeah.

-I just want you to know that.
-I know.

I'm here for you.

You're gonna do great.

[Gianna] Aah...

I'm just focusing on Gianna.
Just trying not to think about Flavia.

-Feel the person in front of you.
-[exhales]

[moaning]

[Louis sighing]

Yes, you've got this.

I can really feel the energy.

So when I inhale, yeah?

It travels up and out...

I really feel like
Louis is taking this seriously.

Mmm.

[Katherine] But I want to be bad.

-I'd like to start giving you kisses.
-Mm-mm.

Katherine isn't helping me focus.

-Hmm?
-All around this area.

-Your thighs.
-[Layla] Wait, no touching.

Sorry.

I think I might have to, uh, take a bit
of control by switching the other way.

♪ Turn me on ♪

[sighs]

This is where
I can really make Charlie suffer.

[moans]

I'm going to show him what he could've had
if he didn't mess up on day one.

[moaning]

[hums]

[sighs loudly]

Ugh! Lucy, what are you doing to me?

Mmm.

♪ Electricity ♪

[Charlie] This is the horniest thing
I've ever seen in my life.

Aah!

I'm thinking like, obviously,
I'm gonna give him a little show

to make Louis so sexually frustrated

he won't be able to resist.

-[sighs]
-♪ Turn me on ♪

[Katherine moans]

[Louis] Oh my God!

f*cking terrible workshop!

[moans]

[Desiree] It wouldn't be
if you followed instructions.

Take that turn-on and pleasure
and channel it higher.

[moans]

-[Joao] Yes.
-[chuckles]

This is so embarrassing.

-One more, no one's watching. Me and you.
-Yeah.

Joao is making me feel
much more comfortable.

[Joao] I want you to feel like I got you,
that I am connected with you.

[moaning softly]

Something's happening.

-Yeah?
-Like tingling.

Feeling electricity
and energy running there.

Honestly, uh...

I'm starting to feel... good.

[giggles]

[moaning]

-[moaning]
-[sultry music playing]

So I'm just...

[inhales]

...slowly breathing
and listening to all the waves and...

-[moaning loudly]
-[music stops abruptly]

Dude, really?

-[moaning loudly]
-[rock music playing]

-[Jordan] Dude...
-[Gianna] Just focus on yourself.

[Jordan] I'm having trouble
thinking about myself.

It's really hard
seeing Joao and Flavia having a good time.

I'm pretty bummed.

[moans]

[Flavia moans loudly]

Jordan is distracted by Flavia and Joao,

and it is pissing me off so bad.

I would have more chemistry
with a piece of cardboard.

I'm feeling it.
Kind of turned on right now.

-[Flavia moaning]
-[guitar solo playing]

[chuckles]

[Layla] Okay,
so we're just going to finish

with one final release.

-So give it your all.
-[moaning]

["In the Hall of the Mountain King"
by Edvard Grieg playing]

[grunts loudly]

[moans]

[moaning loudly]

[moans] Louis! Ah!

Help me, please.

-Aah!
-[grunts]

[music slows downs and stops]

-[moans loudly]
-[music resumes]

-[grunts]
-[screams]

[moaning loudly]

[screaming]

[Louis] f*ck!

-[moans]
-[music cl*max]

Whew!

I was getting close.

It was so delightful to work with you all!

[exclaims]

I hope you've all learned
how to release your sexual energy.

Now, take those learnings back
to the retreat and put them into practice.

[laughing]

[Charlie] Oh, I'm feeling very turned on.

This has just fired me up.
I want Lucy more than ever.

I feel like I'm a bit closer
to you again, hopefully.

-Doesn't mean I'm going to make it easy.
-No.

I've tried the Charlie charm,
but it is not working.

I'm just gonna have to change my approach.

[Joao] You just have, like,

incredible lips.

Joao is just giving me
green flag after green flag.

I feel like this workshop
has brought us closer,

but I don't feel like I'm releasing
any kind of energy.

I feel hornier than ever.

You want to kiss me?

[Joao] Like, it's not even...

It's not even funny
how much I want to do that.

-[Louis groans]
-[Katherine chuckles]

I feel the energy orgasm
stuck in my pelvis.

All I can say is, wish me luck.

♪ Getting hot in the summer ♪

♪ Want your body over me... ♪

I don't know about y'all, bro,
but I feel more horny than I did before.

[laughing]

That sh*t was intense.

I know.
I'm feeling kind of good down there.

-[Bri] Yeah.
-Have a little kitty just purring.

[Bri] Ooh!

-Hey!
-Hey, how you been?

Good.

How are you feeling about the workshop?

-Really good.
-I'm really happy, honestly. I felt like,

it really brought us
closer together in a way.

Like, I was very focused
on trying to make you feel comfortable,

and I hope I did.

[sultry music playing]

You did.

I feel like, I don't know,
I'm on the right path right now.

You know, I feel the same way.

[Joao] Flavia and I have really clicked,

and all I can think about
is how much I want to kiss her.

♪ Ohh, what, what, what
Are we doin' after this? ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ 'Cuz I'm already set... ♪

I don't know about you,
but I feel good after today's workshop.

I personally feel
like Jordan was not into it,

which is understandable, like,

he was so in his head
about Flavia and Joao.

I feel like you got
a little robbed from the experience

because of the way
that he was acting towards you.

[Gianna] I get it, like, it sucks,
but if you're just thinking about Flavia,

-you have some things you need to work on.
-Yeah.

♪ 'Cuz I'm already set, no regrets ♪

♪ I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed ♪

Such a cool sunset.

♪ I've seen the way
That you look at me ♪

♪ And I like how it's making me feel ♪

-I want to kiss you so bad.
-You're tempting me.

I've been wanting to since the morning.

Yeah, me too, but I don't know
if they're gonna be mad.

If it was spending money
just for spending money, that's one thing.

But...

when somebody tells you, like,

"I feel comfortable
being vulnerable around you,"

it's like, "You're comfortable
showing me who you really are."

That's a different level.

♪ Don't hide it ♪

♪ Don't fight it ♪

♪ Decide it ♪

♪ Don't hide it ♪

♪ Don't fight it ♪

♪ Decide it ♪

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ Take control ♪

♪ Take my body, take my soul ♪

♪ Bury my halo
In a big black hole ♪

♪ Set free the devil inside ♪

♪ Set free the devil inside ♪

Oh my God. [chuckles]

[squeals]

My God! That kiss was amazing.

I want more, but I'm sorry, Lana,

we've broken a rule,
and I'm supposed to set an example.

[squeals]

We have to keep this, like,
as our little secret, okay?

[Joao] I don't kiss and tell.

I don't kiss and tell.

-I don't...
-Pinky, the pinky promise. [kisses]

[Flavia] I am just anxious
about what Lana is going to say.

Why do you always
get yourself in trouble, Flavia?

[Desiree] Because you're a naughty,
naughty girl, Flavia.

♪ I get a little crazy, oh ♪

♪ It doesn't even phase me, no ♪

[Desiree] But I'm sure you won't be
the only person to misbehave this evening,

especially after today's orgasm workshop.

[all] Cheers to orgasms!

[screams]

I don't know what I'd do in this life
if nyash wasn't a thing.

[Louis] I second to that.

-Grateful for nyash.
-[Katherine] What's that?

Big bum.

Really? [laughs]

Let's get out of earshot,
and then I'll talk to you.

[Charlie] I need to get Lucy back,

and I've come up
with the most romantic plan.

[Desiree] Oh, I do love a plan.

Hope it's got a catchy name.

It's called Operation Straight and Narrow.

-[laughs]
-Operation Straight and Narrow, baby.

[Desiree] Cue the Hollywood heist
montage music.

[heist montage music playing]

I want to make a nice gesture for her.

[Desiree] Starring Charlie,
"The Mastermind."

The plan of action is,
you're going to go get Lucy.

Okay!

[Desiree] Bri. "The decoy."

-All right.
-All right.

Should we go join the party?

[Desiree] Lucy. "The target."

Put a blindfold on her.

-[Lucy] Have you got a treat for me, Bri?
-[Bri] Yes.

[Lucy] I'm suspicious.

Something's going on.

-[Charlie] Take her out by the pool.
-[Bri] Ah!

-[Bri] Ooh!
-[Charlie] I'll be there.

-[Bri] Step down.
-[Charlie] With my saxophone.

[Desiree] And introducing... "The Weapon."

If this big romantic gesture doesn't work,
I've got nothing else that will.

[Desiree] Will Charlie
win over Lucy's heart

with the official instrument
of retro p*rn*graphy?

Let the operation commence.

[playing]

Oh my God! [laughs]

[Chris] Oh my God, that's music.

Is that like...? Is that a saxophone?

[playing continues]

[Katherine] Oh.

-[Chris] That's crazy.
-[Jordan] Oh my God.

[all cheering]

[Desiree] Damn,
that was actually a whole lot cuter

than I thought it would be.

[cheering]

[Charlie] Guys, I love you all,

but I'd appreciate some privacy
with Juicy Lucy, if that's all right.

-[Joao] Juicy Lucy! Yeah!
-[cheering]

[Joao] My boy!

-[Lucy] This is so unexpected.
-[inaudible]

[Lucy] He's just serenaded me,
but I need to have a chat with Charlie.

I don't want a serious relationship.
I just need some clarity.

Where's his head at?

I was actually really nervous,
just waiting out here.

That's literally
the most romantic thing I've done.

Yeah, that was good.

-Yeah.
-But I want actual Charlie.

-Yeah.
-I don't want, like, bravado Charlie.

Yeah.

But, like, obviously,
whilst I was in banishment,

you were the only thing on my mind.

I appreciate you.

And that, I'm also sorry
for everything that happened before.

I feel so bad
because you were disappointed in me,

but I'm moving forward,
onwards and upwards,

and hopefully,
that's sort of made it up to you.

I'm completely blown away.

I definitely feel like I got an apology,
and I do think it was genuine.

-I'm being a good boy.
-A good boy.

An actual good boy.

[romantic music playing]

[music continues]

[Desiree] Aw, this is all very romantic,

but Lana might have this sax-mad duo
singing the blues later.

[music continues]

[Lucy] I'm really happy right now.

I'm really happy.

Hopefully I can also
be in your bed tonight?

-Yeah, you can be in my bed tonight.
-Yeah!

Yes! Go?

After all these nights with no cuddle,

I cannot wait to get in bed
with Juicy Lucy.

But, as I've learned here already,
breaking rules has consequences.

This is a whole new connection, though,
so I feel like Lana should understand it

because it was meaningful.

[upbeat music playing]

[Flavia moans]

[Desiree] Oh, tickle my tantra.

-[Flavia] Yeah!
-[Desiree] What the heck is happening now?

[Flavia] Oh, yes.

[Desiree] Oh, that looks lovely
and relaxing.

[Flavia mumbling]

[Desiree] But maybe not to Jordan.

[Jordan] This is not easy.

Getting used to rejection,
that's something very new to me.

I expected to come into this retreat,
like, maybe get what I wanted.

And Flavia was everything
I was genuinely looking for.

Short brunette girl
that was just so exotic,

and just, like,
I could just learn things from.

Now I feel like it's all been taken away.

It's making me want to go home
and leave this retreat.

[sad music playing]

[sighs]

♪ I look sweeter than a lemonade ♪

♪ And I'm louder than a hand grenade ♪

Relax. Relax.

I gotta think about old ladies. Hold on.

Oh my God.

-I'm so dead serious.
-[Bri laughs]

[Desiree] Lana, I know you wanted
these guys to learn self-control,

but I'm getting nervous.

And the sight of Katherine
walking off with Louis ain't helping.

♪ Don't hold me back ♪

I don't know how I'm going to be able
to sleep in bed with you tonight.

Why?

[Katherine] I feel like that workshop
made it worse for me.

Do you feel like you were able
to release sexual tension?

[Katherine chuckles]

Oh, man.

I feel like
I definitely got, like, very horny.

[groans]

I'm trying so hard.

[clicks tongue] Louis, be real.

[Katherine laughs]

Louis!

Do you think if I did spend money,
it'd be really bad, though?

[Desiree] I'd say so, Louis. Pretty bad.

Like, genuine... I'm being dead serious.

[Desiree] Uh, so am I.

[Louis] Oh, man.

I don't know
how everyone else would feel if we...

-You're getting closer.
-Sorry.

Sorry. Actually, no, I'm not sorry.

Yeah. If we broke another rule.

-I don't think they would be mad.
-Mm-hmm.

To be honest, I just want to
rip your pants off right now.

Oh.

[moaning, screaming]

f*cking hell.

But now I know the connection's strong.

The way to show her it's strong

is by maybe losing a little bit of money,
that means a bit, I think.

It makes sense.

[Desiree] Gotta love that Louis logic.

♪ I like to break some rules
Here and there, babe ♪

♪ Danger, danger ♪

♪ Danger, danger ♪

[Desiree] That's one way to put
the group's money where your mouth is.

♪ Danger, danger ♪

♪ Danger, danger ♪

[Big Ben chimes]

-[Desiree] Big Ben strikes again.
-♪ Danger, danger ♪

♪ Oh, can't you see I want you? ♪

-Oops.
-[Big Ben chimes]

Rule break!

-[Louis laughs]
-Oh no!

-Shh, shh, shh.
-[Big Ben chimes]

No, no, no. We've got to tell them now.

[chuckles]

-My lipstick is all over.
-Do what you can.

-I've got it all over my face.
-Help me get it off, then.

No, no, no. You can't do it again.

♪ Danger, danger ♪

♪ I want to be around you ♪

-[Louis] They're... They'll count it.
-f*ck you.

-Okay, I won't.
-You're trying to...

At least you're setting a good example.
You told me to stop, I'm sorry.

You told me to stop, I'm stopping.

I was about to do it again.

-Oh.
-I was about to do it again.

Oh, my God. I'm all over the gaff.
That kiss has got me going.

I feel like it'll be an expensive night.

God knows what I'll get up to.

Oh! It's going to be hard tonight.

[Katherine laughs]

[Desiree] Oh Lana,
that workshop backfired.

The retreat is spiraling!

[upbeat music playing]

[Lana] I have seen enough, Desiree.

It's time for a reckoning.

[Desiree] Oh Lana,
I love it when you talk dirty.

I'm feeling nervous right now.

Lana is gonna be pissed.
Especially after the workshop.

[Joao groans]

[hip-hop music playing]

I'm a little bit on edge
on how the others are gonna take this.

Hopefully, we're not the only people
who broke the rules.

[Lana chimes]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Lana] Good evening, everyone.

-[Joao] What's up, Lana?
-Good evening, Lana.

[Lana] We have a lot of business
to get through.

[Chris] Oh, sh*t.

[music continues]

[Charlie] I'm finally
getting in bed with Lucy.

Please don't send me back
to the banishment quarters.

There's no liars in this retreat.
I can feel it.

[sighs]

[Jordan] It's pretty crazy,
but I made this decision,

and I need to tell everyone.

[dramatic music playing]

Yeah, I think this is the right time.

[music continues]

[sighs] So, everyone.

I think now is a good time
to talk about something.

Jordan, who the hell have you kissed?

[Desiree] Yeah, I think this might be
about who he hasn't been kissing.

You guys have been so amazing.

[tense music playing]

[Jordan] But...

I want to let you guys know...

I'm leaving tonight.

Oh!

♪ Hard to know just who to blame ♪

[whispering] Oh my God.

I do not feel good about this.

♪ Had a part to play ♪

Sorry, I'm at a loss right now.
One second.

♪ But now, but now ♪

♪ I'm seeing
That you always drag me down ♪

[Jordan] I fall too hard for people.

And when I fall too hard,
you know, I get upset.

And, um...

What I'm looking for isn't here.

The retreat pushed me to my limit.

♪ Let's go ♪

I got too emotional, I broke.

♪ Go ♪

I just know I have so much more to learn
when I do go back home.

[Jordan] I love you guys so much.
You have no idea.

But this is what I want to do.

I really feel sad.
I feel like it's all my fault.

[Lana] Thank you, Jordan.

While it is regrettable
you have decided to leave early,

I respect your decision.

Please say your goodbyes
and leave the retreat.

Thank you, Lana.

[Louis] Oh my God.

♪ Tell me the ending ♪

Jordan's a sweet guy.

♪ You can't take this for granted ♪

Not my fault we have
the same taste in women.

Okay, Flavia.

♪ I'll beat everything and... ♪

I will be at the beach
doing what I do best.

Just living sandy, easy, breezy.

You know where to find me.

-[Gianna] Bye, Jordan!
-Don't ever forget about me, okay?

[Desiree] Fear not, Jordan.
No one could ever forget you.

I forget his name. God damn it.

-Quirky little, like, surfer guy.
-Goodbye, everybody.

[Desiree] It begins with a J,
ends with an "ordan."

-Is that his name, Jordan?
-[Desiree] There you go.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Lana] Remaining guests,
we have other business to attend to.

[dramatic sting]

-What kind of business?
-[coughs]

[Lana] Despite attending a workshop
designed to teach you all

how to harness and re-channel
your sexual urges,

there have been
multiple breaches of my rules.

-[dramatic sting]
-Sheesh.

Oh, my f*cking God.

I am struggling to keep this a secret.

It's written all over my face.

[music heightens]

[Charlie] I think honesty
is the best way that I can go.

Hopefully they take it okay.

Okay, so, what happened,
before everyone has a go,

me and Lucy kind of came to the decision
that we wanted a kiss.

And I think that's valid.

It's about time
someone joined me in the misbehaving crew.

Sorta eases off the pressure.

[Lana] Charlie and Lucy cost the group...

six thousand dollars.

[dramatic sting]

How many times are we gonna say,
"That's valid. That's valid."?

-Till the prize fund is at zero.
-[Flavia] No.

[Lana] Additionally,

today there was a kiss at sunset.

Oh my God.

[whispering] I'm nervous.

[dramatic sting]

-[Bri] Joao, we saw that!
-What are you talking about?

-Saw what?
-You're just smiling and sh*t.

Because we're nervous.

-Nervous? What are you nervous for?
-This moment makes me nervous, okay?

I feel guilty and I am guilty.

We've broken a rule,
and it's gonna come out eventually.

[dramatic sting]

Hold your hands up, like, "It was us."

[music heightens]

-Okay, guys!
-[Joao] Okay!

-It's never that deep.
-No!

[Joao] All right! All right! All right!

We want to confess.
It honestly felt like a movie.

We were at golden hour.
The breeze was blowing and there were...

The birds were chirping.

[Lana] This rule break has cost the group...

six thousand dollars.

-g*dd*mn!
-[Bri] No!

[dramatic sting]

[Lana] That is not all.

Just before calling you to the cabana,

another couple were getting
up close and personal in the snug.

I was a little bit of a bad girl.

I don't regret the kiss,

but right now, I have regrets
about spending the money.

-That was us.
-[Demari] This f*cking guy.

Louis should know better.

[Lana] This was an enthusiastic
and passionate make-out session,

where multiple breaks for oxygen
were required,

resulting in three breaches of my rules.

[intense music playing]

[exclaiming]

I need to breathe!

[Lana] Katherine's and Louis' selfishness
has cost the group a further $18,000.

You couldn't think about the rest of us
and the money?

The two people who've been here already
have spent the most money between them.

-What's going on?
-I came to set an example, but...

The example you're setting
is we should all hook up.

-Right.
-[Louis] But... Okay.

I understand
why everyone's getting on to me.

I've spunked a lot of money.
Yeah, it's not a great feeling.

[Kylisha sighs]

[Lana] In total,
all of today's rule breaks

have cost the group $30,000.

Wow.

Damn.

That's crazy.

Do these people think
money grows on trees?

Bruv, 30 grand has been spent here
and I'm sat here like a dickhead, bro.

If you spent that at a strip club,

okay, you're eating Cheerios
for the rest of the week.

[Desiree] An all-you-can-eat breakfast
with a side of glitter and regret.

My kind of diet.

[Lana] The prize fund total
now stands at $199,000.

-[Kylisha] No.
-[Gianna] No.

I don't know what Lana's point is
bringing back Louis and Flavia

because they haven't learned anything.

I'm annoyed.

[Lana] For those of you
who are new to the retreat,

you are still in the process of learning
how to control your sexual energy.

-However...
-[dramatic sting]

[Desiree] Sounds like Lana
is opening a can of whoop-a*s.

[Lana] Louis and Flavia,
I invited you back to my retreat

to show that it's possible
to control your sexual urges

and first attempt to connect
with someone on an emotional level

before a physical one.

I did try.

[Lana] You have both failed at this task,
spectacularly.

As a result, I must take action.

She's gonna probably kick me out,
I don't know.

[Lana] Flavia, you have just started
to explore a connection with Joao

-but have already broken the rules once.
-[Joao] No, no, no.

Please don't send her home.
Please don't send her home.

[Lana] But I see potential
in your connection with Joao.

-I will continue to observe you.
-Thanks, Lana.

Yes.

[Lana] Louis, you have broken more rules
than anybody else.

-Aw, f*ck!
-Aw.

If she says what I think...

No!

Is she about to send me home?

[Lana] However, I observed that
you at least tried to resist Katherine.

So, I'm going to give you
one last opportunity to set a good example

by putting you through
the ultimate test of chastity.

Oh my God.

-[Gianna] f*ck no.
-Oh, my God.

What is going on, Lana?

[Lana] A night with Katherine

in my private suite.

You've got to be kidding me, Lana!

[Lana] Please make your way
to the private suite immediately.

This is going to be
the ultimate test of willpower.

I want to trust them, but I hope
they don't disappoint us, that's all.

Kiss that money goodbye, guys.

[Louis] Tonight, I don't want
to let the group down.

[Katherine] Get ready.

[Louis] But I've been
in the private suite before.

I don't think you understand
how hard this is going to be.

[Desiree] Well, you better put
some effort in

because I can tell
Lana's patience is wearing thin.

[Lana] You are correct, Desiree.

In fact, if he fails,
his time in my retreat will be over.

And this is going to be the hardest
test of chastity he's ever faced.

[dramatic sting]

[Bad Lana] Oh, don't worry, Lana.

I will be making it very...

[Louis] Oh, my days!

[Bad Lana] ...very...

[Katherine] If this isn't a tease,
I don't know what it is.

-[Bad Lana] ...hard.
-A f*cking banana again.

Is this PTSD for you?

Oh my God!

Just hide that.

-We're gonna get rid of this.
-[laughs]

[Louis] Tonight, no money spent.

I promise I will not let you down.

[Desiree] Not if Bad Lana
has anything to do with it.

[chimes]

[screaming]

[Bad Lana] Well, hello there,
my sexy little minxes.

-[Louis] Does she sound like that as well?
-[Katherine] Yes, she does!

[Bad Lana] Bad Lana has your back.

Especially you, Louis.

[tense music playing]

[Bad Lana] I feel like
we're going to get on very well.

-No!
-Good to meet you.

[Bad Lana] I hope you enjoy a bargain.

What's this?

"Happy hour menu."

"From midnight until 1:00 a.m."

"All rule breaks are half-price."

-[Louis] What?
-[Katherine] What? She's a bad b*tch!

[Louis] Oh, my...

[Bad Lana] I really hope
you enjoy your evening.

Ciao for now!

[exhales]

If there was ever a time to break rules,
it would be now.

Oral pleasure is only 10,000.

[Katherine] This is perfect.
I'm going to be wearing sexy lingerie.

Working my game.
I'm going to be the ultimate tease.

-Is that a whip?
-A whipping thing. I like to be whipped.

He is in for a ride tonight.

[Desiree] Somebody pass me
some ear defenders...

[Katherine] Woo! [laughs]

...because I fear Big Ben's bells
may be ringing tonight.

[Louis] Oh my God!

Get me out of here!

[upbeat music playing]

The thing is that I was trying
to be respectful towards everyone else.

But it leaves me here thinking
I should have broken more rules.

If they break rules tonight,
I feel I get to spend a bit too.

The thing is, these are two of the
horniest people I've ever met in my life.

And Katherine's trouble.

I think Katherine is just as,
if not worse, than Louis.

Like, that genuinely scares me.

-♪ And I do what I want ♪
-[Louis] Oh, my days.

Happy hour is making this so much harder.

But I've got this.
No, I have got this. Seriously.

♪ I get sad when it's done ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Because I do what I want ♪

No, Louis!

No, Louis!

I'm going to need to calm down.

[chuckles]

We f*cking spent so much money.

So if we lose another 40K tonight,
what's the attitude gonna be like?

What are we going to have to put in place
to make people stop losing P's?

[Chris] If Louis and Katherine
break the rule,

I don't know what'll happen.
All hell will break loose.

[Louis] That's very, very close.

Very, very close.

It's not fair that this man
keeps taking away from our prize pot.

Like, do you know how much
that money could change someone's life?

♪ Don't treat me like a stranger ♪

-[Louis] Oh, my f*cking God!
-[laughs]

-Katherine.
-[laughs]

[Louis] Uh, what I was thinking...

[Desiree] Uh-oh,
I feel some Louis logic brewing.

Like, you need to think about it, right?

Sex is human nature.

So, you know, that's like
if I said to you, "Don't breathe."

[Louis] Oh.

[Katherine] Oh my God.

If you don't have sex for too long,
you might end up dying.

[Desiree] Brings a whole new meaning
to the phrase

"Come with me if you want to live."

[Katherine] This is so bad!

Oh!

I have no idea
what's going to happen next.

♪ You're playing with fire ♪

-[Louis] Are you ready?
-Yeah.

But I need to see the Big Ben again.

[Louis] Oh, Big Ben's out.

♪ Playing with fire ♪

-[Katherine] Oh my God.
-[Big Ben chimes]

-["Turn It Up" by Raphael Lake playing]
-♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

[music ends]