01x15 - Puppy Love

[bunniefuu]

(upbeat music)

(cow mooing)

♪ The way I wave my hand will paint a picture of ♪

♪ An easy thing that I ♪

(cow mooing) (horse whinnying)

- Okay, come on, Ben, be nice.

She's not feeling very well.

Oh, okay.

All right, let me go.

Okay, you can go out and play

and look around for a few hours.

(cow mooing)

Oh, Caitlin.

(rock music)

Caitlin.

(door knocking)

Caitlin.

- You're supposed to knock.

- I did.

This place is scary.

- Yeah, they're filming a horror movie in here next week.

- Very funny.

You may be able to live in a mess like this,

but Bandit can't.

When's the last time you mucked out his stall?

- I don't know, sometime last week, I think.

- You think?

You know that Bandit's stall has to be mucked out

at least twice a week.

- I forgot.

- Well, that's not good enough.

Bandit is your responsibility, Caitlin.

- I know.

- Well then if you know,

why do I have to keep reminding you of that fact?

Clean Bandit's stall now.

And when you're finished, you can attack this room.

- But it's Saturday.

Can't we just throw it out and you get me a new one?

Joke.

Lighten up.

I take care of Bandit, he's really happy.

So his stall didn't get mucked out, big deal.

(dog whimpering)

Sorry, boy, it's not like I'm totally irresponsible.

(upbeat music)

♪ There's a devil standing on my tail ♪

♪ But I don't have to beat him ♪

♪ And there's an angel that's tempting me to fail ♪

♪ But I don't really need him ♪

♪ And the waves just keep rolling along ♪

♪ We can drift if the current prevails ♪

♪ Here we are in this slow boat ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail, sail, sail, sail, sail ♪

♪ I'm wishing, I'm wishing, I'm wishing for a sail ♪

Bandit, you sure turn a pile of oats

into something totally disgusting.

Man, I should be getting hazard pay for this.

(Caitlin sighs)

Hey.

(cow mooing)

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

(parrot squawking)

Cool parrot.

- Yeah, he's a golden blue macaw.

He's 37 years old.

You know they can live as long as humans?

- Oh, cool, can he talk?

- Oh he can, he just won't.

He's recovering from a bad throat infection

and just refuses to talk.

- Oh, what are you gonna do?

- I'm just not sure yet.

- Hey, Dori, I was wondering.

- Yeah?

- Well, with all the film I've been sh**ting,

I could use some extra cash and I thought it might be

a good idea if maybe you hired me

to work in your clinic part-time.

- Well, that's a good idea and I could use the help.

- Great.

- But I just don't think you're the right person

for the job.

- What, why not?

- Because you're not very responsible, Caitlin.

I need somebody that I can rely on.

(suspenseful music)

- (laughs) A swing workshop?

Yeah, like I need classes for that.

- But you don't know anything about swing?

- Sure I do.

(boy laughs)

- Griffen.

- Oh, hey Annie.

- Hey, are you signing up?

- Oh, no, swing's so over.

- I like it.

- You do?

- Well, maybe I'll see you around some time.

- Ah, idiot, how could I act like such a jerk?

All right, I'm signing up for swing classes and so are you.

- Your mother said I wasn't responsible enough.

- Who cares?

Listen, I was just you know,

dissing swing for the fun of it.

So do you think I still have a chance with her?

- Could you just forget about girls for five seconds.

- Not girls.

Annie, Annie, Annie.

- I need your advice on how to get Dori to hire me.

- You need help from me?

Well, well, well that is a switch.

Okay, I'll do it but it's gonna cost ya.

- Then forget it, I don't have any money.

- Actually I was thinking more along the lines of a favor.

- What, you mean like doing one of your chores?

- Maybe, maybe not.

In any case, I reserve the right to choose later on.

- Fine.

So what about Dori?

- It's simple, just take some more interest in her cases.

Ask her a few technical questions, use a few big words.

She's a sucker for that sort of thing.

(goat bleating)

- Has he talked yet.

- Who, Frederick?

No, I've tried everything and he just won't utter a word.

- Yeah, you know, I looked up some stuff

on the internet about parrots.

It said that they have the same mentality

as a two-year-old child.

So I was thinking that since two-year-old children

do the exact opposite of what you want them to do,

maybe if you completely ignored Frederick

he'd get bored and start talking again.

- It's not a bad idea.

- Really?

- Yeah, maybe I'll give that a try.

Thanks.

(goat bleating)

(big band music)

- This is from your grandfather's collection,

what do you think?

- I think it belongs on a best of funeral home hits.

- Okay, we'll try a bigger sound.

(upbeat big band music)

- I just don't get it.

- What's to get?

This is great music.

- Lenny Kravitz is great music.

These are bad songs from World w*r Two,

a bunch of goofy, old dance steps.

Dressing up in funny old clothes.

- Look, if nothing else,

swing is a great way to get close to a girl.

- Close, that's right.

I'll get to hold her.

- When we dated, your mom and I used to always listen

to big band music.

And it wasn't cool then either.

Hey, how about I teach you how to jive?

- Just fake it.

Annie won't be any good either

if she signed up for lessons.

- So what do you say, Jim?

Let's show Griffen how to jive.

(Jim laughs)

♪ Rocking at the palace ♪

♪ Rocking at the palace ♪

♪ Rocking at the palace ♪

♪ Rocking at the palace ♪

♪ We're going rocking at the palace ♪

♪ I love to move my feet, oh yeah ♪

(big band music)

- How do you know how to jive?

- Well, there are a lot of things you don't know about me.

(big band music)

- There is no one else, Griffen.

I really need your help.

- But you don't understand.

I have plans.

- Well, cancel them.

I need your help here at the clinic.

- Mom.

- The Walsh cow has an abnormally high white count.

It could be infectious, it could spread to the whole herd.

- Well look, the thing is-

- Look, all the charts are right here

with all the feeding information that you need.

The goat gets water only.

- Why?

- Oh, she swallowed a ping pong ball

and I'm waiting for her to pass it.

Look, everything you need is in the charts.

If you have any problems,

you just call me on the cell phone.

Griffen, I am counting on you.

- Right.

(rock music)

- It's payback time.

(goat bleating)

- No way.

You lecture me on responsibility and now you're taking off?

- Annie's so cool.

I owe it to myself to impress the most excellent girl

I'm ever going to meet.

- Look, I'll do the dishes, I'll take out the trash,

I'll do whatever, but I'm not taking care of the clinic

by myself.

- Yesterday you were dying to take care of the clinic.

- But Dori doesn't trust me.

She'd freak if she found out.

What happens if something goes wrong?

- Everything's in the charts.

Come on, this is your big chance to show mom

you can be responsible.

Just imagine how impressed she'll be when she gets back

and discovers you took care of everything.

- Sorry.

Come on, we're going to be late.

- Look, there's nothing to it Caitlin.

Here, this is the number of the dance studio.

Call me if you have any problems, okay?

Say, okay.

Let's go.

Thanks.

(rock music)

(parrot squawking)

- I don't see you, you don't exist.

(quirky music)

(dog whimpering)

What's the matter, boy?

You not feeling too well?

Yeah, and you probably ate too much.

Let's see what your chart says.

(quirky music)

(parrot squawking)

Excuse me?

(parrot squawking)

Pepper, oh no.

Pepper, come back.

(upbeat swing music)

- She's a teacher?

No, I can't do this.

- Griffen.

I thought you said swing was over.

- Oh.

(laughs) Me?

No, I meant over in the cool sense.

- Right.

Come on, Griff.

Okay, start with the low footing resistance.

No slack, let your (indistinct).

You ready?

(upbeat swing music)

Don't let your elbows go behind your body.

Now step forward with your left foot.

Oh, sorry.

(horse whinnying)

- Pepper?

Here boy.

Come on, I'm not in the mood to play

hide and seek with you right now.

Come on, Pepper.

(cow mooing)

(dog whimpering)

There you are.

(upbeat swing music)

You should really try losing some weight

before you decide to run away next time.

Come on.

What's the matter, boy?

(cow mooing) (suspenseful music)

You're definitely not a he and you're definitely not fat.

You're having puppies.

(slow big band music)

- Are you okay?

- Oh yeah, sure.

- Okay, ready?

- Yeah.

- One and two, three and four, step forward, step back.

Good.

- Sorry.

- It's okay.

- Hey, that is a lot harder than it looks.

- And puppies.

I can't do this.

(parrot squawking)

Oh yeah?

I can so.

(parrot squawking)

Okay, so you can talk again, big deal.

Besides it says here that dogs don't need much help anyway.

They have five puppies a litter.

In an hour, mommy and baby should be resting comfortably.

(parrot squawking)

That can't be right.

13?

She's expecting 13?

(rock music) (parrot squawking)

- This is way cool.

- I think you're getting it just fine.

Brett, you want to try.

- Yeah.

(big band music)

I think I got it.

- You know, you could be a really good swing dancer.

- (laughs) Okay, I think we both got it.

(big band music)

♪ Waiting on tables tired of smelling like grease ♪

♪ I'm waiting on tables tired of smelling like grease ♪

♪ Pardon sir, excuse me madam ♪

♪ Can I take your order please ♪

(big band music)

- Stop.

- Stop what?

- You know what.

- No, I don't.

- I like Annie, remember?

- Hey, what's going on?

(Griffen laughs)

Nothing. - Nothing.

- I can't leave, not now.

- Griffen, it's 13.

Didn't you hear me?

13.

This is life or death here.

- So is this.

- But how do I get them out?

I don't know what to do.

- You don't have to do anything.

Dogs have been having puppies for ages without help.

I gotta go.

(big band music)

(suspenseful music)

(dog whimpering)

- Don't!

Look, I can't make it stop hurting.

Please stop.

I can't do this.

I can't do this, I gotta get outta here.

Griffen said she'd be fine by herself.

Dogs have been having puppies for ages without help.

Whoa.

What if Griffen's wrong?

I can't leave her there alone.

There's no one else to help her.

(slow dance music)

(dog whimpering)

There we go, just like home.

Are you comfortable now?

Shh, that's good.

That's good girl, shh.

Okay.

When they come out, rub the puppies until they squeak.

Great.

But how do they come out?

And what if they don't squeak?

- They always squeak if you do it right.

Forget the book.

I've watched mom do this a million times.

- Thanks for coming.

How was the class?

- What do you care?

- I brought the whelping kit from the clinic.

- Why'd you let the dog out of the clinic

in the first place?

I'm beginning to think mom was right

about not letting you work here.

- You're right, I'm an irresponsible jerk.

We have to help her.

So, what do we do?

- I don't know.

- What?

You acted like you knew everything about this.

- I said I've watched mom do this tons of times

but I've never actually done it myself.

- Well, what do we do if something goes wrong?

We can't do this by ourselves.

It's okay, Pepper, we're going to help you through this.

Look, there's a nose.

(dog whimpering)

- Whoa.

- Whoa.

(Griffen laughs)

(dog squeaks)

It squeaked.

Did you hear him, he squeaked.

(dog squeaking)

- Oh, he's so little, or she.

- I see another nose.

Okay, number five is okay.

- And so is number six.

Come on, Pepper, come on girl, you can do it.

- Number nine, coming up.

That's number 12.

How you doing?

- Okay.

I really feel like I'm making a difference, you know?

Like we're making a difference.

- Well, get ready because here comes difference number 13.

(puppy squealing)

- It's not squeaking.

- Try rubbing him harder.

- Nothing.

Griffen, it's not breathing.

- Okay, we have to aspirate it quick.

Here, I'll hold the pup.

You open his mouth gently.

Put your fingers where the jaw bones meet

and squeeze gently.

All right, now you have to stick the tube in.

And do exactly what you're doing.

(suspenseful music)

- Come on little puppy, please squeak.

(dog squeaking)

Yes.

(horse whinnying)

Hi there, hello.

(calm music)

- Good work you guys.

Both of you.

Oh, and Pepper you too.

13?

Oh, all hungry and healthy.

- Caitlin did all the work.

I was just an extra pair of hands.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Well, I'm going back to the class.

You guys can handle things without me.

- What do you mean back?

- Back?

(laughs) Oh, did I say back?

Nice whelping with you Caitlin.

- Yeah, same to you.

Oh, and knock her dead.

- Who?

- Oh, nothing mom.

(horse snorts)

- Oh, by the way, did you do something to the goat?

- Well, you see Dori-

- Whatever it is you did, he passed that ping pong ball.

And Frederick's talking a blue streak.

How'd you do it?

- Just lucky, I guess.

- Caitlin, I'm so proud of you.

(puppies squealing)

You know what?

I think I've got myself a new assistant.

- Really?

- Absolutely.

- So when do I get my first paycheck?

(upbeat swing music)

- I've never had student improve so fast.

- Well, the thing is, in the beginning

I was just trying to look bad.

(upbeat swing music)

Well, Griffen's so excited to take this class with you

that I wanted to help make him look good.

- You know, Griffen's really lucky

to have a friend like you.

- No, I'm lucky.

- I wonder if Annie does hip hop?

I could definitely win her back with hip hop.

- Maybe Pepper could have done it all by herself,

but I think she was glad to have me around.

Whelping those little guys made me feel

pretty responsible and that's a new feeling.

Okay, Bandit, I guess I'll be mucking out

your stall regularly now, gross as it is.

Come on, boy.

(upbeat music)

♪ Wishing for a sail ♪

♪ Wishing for sail, sail, sail, a sail, a sail ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail ♪

♪ Sail, sail, a sail, a sail ♪

♪ Well all right ♪

(rock music)

♪ Sail, I'm wishing, I'm wishing, I'm wishing ♪

♪ I'm wishing for a sail ♪