04x23 - Dimethyl Pyrimidinol Bisulfite

[bunniefuu]

Greetings, you people.

I am the Space Ghost.

If music be the food of love,

then I'm going to eat lots

of the food of love.

Why?

Because my guests are crooners

pat Boone and Chuck d.

Because my guests are crooners

pat Boone and Chuck d.

Space Ghost.

Yes?

Do you suffer from

What?

Don't be embarrassed.

What are you talking about?

Only the comfort and affordability

of Dr. kwazar's industrial ointment.

Ointment?

Industrial ointment!

It's good.

Hey, Space Ghost, let me clue you

in to the premise of this episode.

Zorak just got his first endorsement deal.

Deal? Let me tell you about a good deal

and a good ointment-- Dr. kwazar's--

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Celebrity endorsement.

I remember my first one of those.

And this goes along with the premise.

Take that, you hot creature!

Ahh!

After I finish off a horde of nasty villains,

I like to re-energize

with the delicious taste of

sugarmans potted meat food product.

Sugarmans potted meat food

product contains 2% real meat

food product contains 2% real

meat and meat by-products.

That's right, 2% real meat to

go along with superhero-sized

portions of sodium nitrate, potassium

bicarbonate, pyridoxine hydrochloride,

biotin, cobalt iodate,

thiamine mononitrate, thenadiol

bisulfate, sodium selenite,

d-l-Alpha-tocopherol acetate,

glucuronalactone, lanacetol,

pantothenic acid, and maltodextrin.

Ask for sugarmans Meat like grandma used to pot.

Mmm. Mmm.

I thought they went out of business.

Yeah, but I got a closet full of this stuff.

That's how they paid me.

Mmm. Ah!

Suckers.

If I start like this, that would be ok?

If I start like this, that would be ok?

At some point I'll take them off,

maybe put them back, but that's ok?

You've obviously given this a lot of thought.

Space Ghost might, if he wants to,

make some reference to the fact that--

you're wearing sunglasses?

No. He thought they had pat Boone here,

but obviously They've made

a mistake.

They've got some heavy metal

rocker here or something.

Uh, sure, you can give him that option,

but, uh, lose the gum.

Ok.

My first guest is my all-time

favorite recording artist of all time.

I am pat Boone.

We need to lose the glasses, pat.

That could be arranged.

That could be arranged.

Did I shake you up a little bit?

No.

Listen, I am-- pat, in 1955,

you recorded the monster hit

April love.

Pat, in 1955, you recorded the

monster hit April love.

Who was your inspiration for that masterpiece?

Well, yes, I was influenced.

I don't know if you remember

the great name bing Crosby.

Der bingle!

Der bingle. You're right.

Hey, you continually amaze me. Yes.

That's because I'm amazing.

Did you know I invented the cotton gin

because I needed a more efficient way

to de-seed my cotton bales?

And get this.

I've never owned a watch.

Good.

Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin!

Lies! Stop with your slanderous lies!

Lies! Stop with your slanderous lies!

Just because you've never done anything,

you lazy piece of space garbage!

The look, the feel of cotton.

That's all mine!

It does not surprise me.

It really doesn't surprise me.

Zorak, every time you swab your filthy ears,

you should fall to your knees

and thank me for me and my amazing invention!

Yeah, I'll do that.

Pat, do you suffer from inflammation?

Boy, I don't know about you

space creatures, but earthlings

need lots of fiber.

It's fiberlicious, pat.

It's fiberlicious, pat.

Yeah. Keeps you going good.

Do you use the ointment?

Zorak, a talk show is not the place

to promote your personal projects!

Boy, scolding zorak sure

builds up a man-sized appetite.

I could go for a bowl of pulverized

organ mash basted in sweet

intestinal bile fluids.

Then strap on your bib, Space Ghost,

and saddle up to a heaping helping

of sugarmans bovine-flavored potted meat!

Have a cow, man!

A sugarman cow!

You certainly-- hey, that could be your slogan.

Whoa! Hey, pat, we're reading each other's heads.

I know. See?

And I'm enjoying this.

Hey, why are you guys just sitting there, huh?

Ha ha ha!

Zorak has a tiny brain.

Yeah. Well, maybe you got a point.

Ahem.

Do you remember that time at radio city?

I was the one in the third row from the back--

you know, the one with

the mask and the cape, and I was saying,

"go, pat. Sing another song."

That was a little cheer I made up.

Remember that?

Yeah, yeah.

Go, pat.

Sing another song.

Go, pat.

Sing another song.

La la la la la la la la la la la

Go pat.

Sing another song.

Space Ghost

He's the space most

Yes, the Space Ghost now,

see, that's only got one note.

But the way you sing it, pat,

makes me think it's got at least 3.

Space Ghost ah ah he's the space most

ah ah yeah, the Space Ghost

ah ah ah he's the Space Ghost anyway,

we can take it from there.

There should probably be at

least one other melodic note.

We should cut that, man.

We should go into the studio and

lay that bad boy down right now

while the creative juices are still flowing!

Come on, pat, let's go!

Pat!

How'd your session go?

Sweet as ice!

Sweet as ice!

Oh, yeah?

I had to punch pat in the jaw a couple of times,

but other than that,

I'd say we built a wall of groove.

Well, let's hear it.

Pat's still tinkering with the mix.

And now let's mess up the

mix for rap artist Chuck d.

Hey, thanks a lot.

Greetings, Chuck, old buddy.

What's up, Space Ghost?

I've been a fan of yours

since about 1966. Remember?

Ahh1966.

Those 4 numerals, placed sequentially,

still look the same.

Chuck, do you use the ointment?

Zorak!

I'm just asking.

Zorak!

I'm just asking.

Don't answer that, Chuck.

My bandleader is wack.

There's no such thing as anybody being wack.

There's no such thing as anybody being wack.

It just means that you need to

work on your stuff a little better.

Oh, he's wack all right.

He's a wacky pack!

Oh, he's wack all right.

He's a wacky pack!

Ok.

I have a rap question.

Do rappers use the ointment?

Ok, zorak. I'm sick of this.

Tell us about your amazing ointment tell us about

your amazing ointment and get it out of your system

so you'll shut up!

It, um, oh, um It's--it's good.

It's good ointment.

Is that it?

Are you done?

It, uh, it--it makes your skin all creamy and nice.

Here. Dab some on your face.

No!

Ok, it's--I mean, you don't have to.

It's your loss, really.

Shut up!

It's your skin.

Shut up!

But see, look at my pincers.

Shut up!

Ok!

Chuck, you want to run some ball later?

I can make a lay-up.

I used to dunk when I was in 11th grade.

I have to bounce the ball with both hands.

I hear you.

You ever go down to the run and sh**t?

Uh, no, but one time I blew up a porta-potty.

Oh, I hear you.

I had to change clothes after that.

Now, Chuck, my favorite rapper is m. C. Escher.

I could tell.

Please, escher, don't hurt him.

Chuck, how do you feel about the east coast/

west coast beef?

East coast/west coast?

Oh, I just think it's largely fake.

All right.

So don't believe the hype.

Chuck, what's with all the record scratching?

I mean, records aren't made to

take that kind of a beating.

Ha ha ha!

Maybe not, Space Ghost.

You like goody mo b?

Yeah. Goody mo's the b*mb.

Now, goody mo, fugees-- yeah. Goody mo's the b*mb.

Now, goody mo, fugees-- wu tang!

Yeah, wu tang.

They're hitting near the bottom.

I think-- you don't have to

talk to zorak, Chuck.

He's not dope or fresh!

He was asking some pretty good rap questions.

Pt-pt-pt-pt-pt

Well, I'm the space goblin, and I'm here to say

that staying in school is a-ok

if you want a good job and you want to do right

Well, look, everyone.

It's the rapping space goblin,

here to do us a solid

by providing some valuable

information for you kids out there.

Let's listen.

Well, I'm the space goblin, and I'm here to say

that if you're crossing the street

you best look both ways say, Chuck,

would you care to break some rhymes

with the rapping space goblin?

No.

Your loss.

Rapping space goblin, what's the

word on the street regarding

a healthy diet?

Well

Well

I'm the space goblin, and I'm here to say

that eating vegetables is a-ok

like this and-- aah!

Ah, there we go.

Zorak, you have destroyed an

important educational tool.

Zorak, you have destroyed an

important educational tool.

So?

And a dear friend.

Aah!

Everything is cool.

Everything's peace in here, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And now let's listen to Mr. pat

Boone and I performing my new

hit single Space Ghost, he's the space most.

Space Ghost

he's the space most

I'm the Space Ghost yes, the Space Ghost

Space Ghost he's the space most

he's the space most

yes, the Space Ghost Space Ghost

ah ah you know the words!

He's the space most I'm the space most

yeah, the Space Ghost yeah,

the Space Ghost he's the space most

I'm the space most yes,

the Space Ghost that's me

he's the space most I'm the one

yes, the Space Ghost

The Space Ghost la la la la la la