["Rzuć to wszystko, co złe"
by Mitch & Mitch and Zbigniew Wodecki]
Leave all the bad things behind
All that bothers you ♪
Leave your worries behind somewhere
And run with me ♪
Run with me ♪
You with me, I with you ♪
Let the champagne pop before we go ♪
Let's turn ordinary days
Into extraordinary ones ♪
[Kinga] Finally!
You're a treacherous broad.
We were sick with worry about you
but here you were on a fancy date.
[Kinga] And with a gangster?
- You were married to one for ten years.
- But Igor was a different story!
- Why?
- Because he didn't beat up my son!
And he isn't blackmailing us.
Alicja, really, there are limits.
[slow, quirky music]
I need a drink.
- Careful!
- Did you add some drops?
I don't give a sh*t.
I need a drink.
Drops or no drops,
you're getting a talking-to!
[Kinga] Is it truth serum?
- Or an old hag's potion?
- Well this is a difficult friendship.
- Are you even still friends with us?
- No.
I'm risking my life just for fun.
Yeah, sure.
What a risky candlelight dinner.
You know what?
I regret helping you at all.
Your son is a little piece of sh*t.
He won't change!
I was afraid he'd turn into the kind
of swindler and loser that he is.
Just like his father!
[ethereal sound]
[sighs]
But I love him just the way he is!
He's my son, for God's sake!
It's too late for maternal instinct.
What would you know about it?
Focus on your Henryk!
You treat him like garbage.
Are you even with him?
I slept with Bruiser.
- What?
- What? [giggles]
f*cking serum.
She's back to factory settings.
Congratulations.
You both have excellent taste.
Leave me alone already.
He was a band-aid for boredom.
- A year-long band-aid for boredom?
- Why not? With the band-aid!
Just like helping Tomek
is a band-aid for f*cked-up parenting.
And escaping into magic
[panting]for fear of living your life.
[Zuza] You know what?
Screw you!
That's one thing I can agree with.
[Zuza] Bite me! I'm going to get a drink.
[sighs]
[fast-paced, classical music]
THE GREEN GLOVE g*ng
[phone beeps]
[high-pitched ringing noise]
[choir in the distance]
I'M LOOKING FOR A LONGER RIDE
22 MILES AWAY
5 MILES AWAY
[continues to swap]
[sighs]
I HOPE TO CATCH YOU WITH MY ROD
[Masarz] I told them to plant roses.
As an apology.
- I don't like cut flowers.
- [Alicja] I prefer heather.
[Alicja] Do you have a buyer for it?
[Masarz] Alicja.
Don't put me in an uncomfortable position.
[Alicja] But it's a simple question.
Yes or no?
[Masarz] I'm afraid of death.
That figurine has a certain power.
[loud drum]
[gentle, instrumental music]
Interesting
Very interesting.
How will they do it?
A smoke b*mb as a distraction,
then through the sealed door.
Escape through the sewers.
- When can I expect my money?
- After it's over.
Listen up!
I know why Masarz wants that figurine.
As an engagement gift for you?
He's not after the Venus.
"The stand added in the 5th century
is made out of the root
of the long-extinct pearl mandrake."
And the hungover version?
It extends
[exciting, instrumental tones]
life.
Just life? It's not really worth it.
Supposedly, it can cause
the remission of illnesses,
even chronic and untreatable ones.
So, a serious gangster is doing a heist
for an antique figurine worth millions
just so he can eat the stand?
I'll try to convince him
that we steal just the stand,
not the whole thing.
And then what?
And then each of us goes her own way.
[classical instrumental music]
[male presenter] We are interrupting
this broadcast for an announcement.
Our correspondent
is already at the National Gallery.
Our Town has been shaken
by groundbreaking news.
Last night, there was a break-in here.
Unofficial sources say that
the Green Glove g*ng is back in Our Town.
- What?
- Is it possible that they are behind it?
A golden Medieval cup from the beginning
of the 13th century has been stolen.
The same place houses the object of desire
for private collectors worldwide:
the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Fortunately,
the figurine is still in its place.
[quirky, suspenseful music]
We're here with Gabriella Soplica,
the director of the National Gallery.
Mrs. Soplica, how did this happen?
I don't know.
I mean,
the police are handling everything.
It's not a simple case.
But I'd like to reassure you
that the Venus is intact.
We've improved security
after an unexpected failure
of the video surveillance system
last night.
DELETING SELECTED RECORDINGS
We'll improve security
so that this never happens again.
Obviously, the Venus
is the most important thing here.
And what about the cup?
I won't say no to that today.
We're live.
Are we?
[Marzena] As long as the Venus is here,
you'll man your stations.
I chose you as my best men.
From now on, I will supervise every shift.
[whispering] Why is she the boss?
- She's new.
- Is everything clear?
She doesn't have a disability pension.
It's about equal opportunities.
I see.
[Zuza] We can't go into the Gallery now.
It's crawling with police.
[Kinga] So when?
When they take the Venus away?
I told you to steal it in transport.
[Masarz] We're burying the tunnel, period!
But we already have
the passage to the Gallery, right?
The Venus is there.
[Masarz] The police
will surely discover the tunnel.
Someone is trying
to burn us with that cup.
Oh.
My people will get you tickets.
You're free to leave.
[Alicja] What?
What about the seniors?
[Masarz] The club will keep operating.
At least
for the time being.
We're even.
Get to work.
Bury that tunnel.
Tomek?
"SENIOR" SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB
Can we talk?
[Kinga] I'll find Bruiser.
No, I'll smoke.
When you're in India
[gentle, instrumental music]
will I be able to visit you?
Well what can I tell you?
Except that in situations like this,
I've known the ending
right from the start.
I understand.
[sighs]
All great emotions burn out.
But isn't it worth it anyway?
It is.
Tomek!
What?
Is everything okay?
Yeah, sure.
Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging,
I'll help you.
[snorts]
Thanks.
I'll go find Staszek and Adam.
I've had enough.
[sighs] It's a madhouse!
No running away this time.
Please, come.
When it comes to the trip to Rome
Can I start?
How can I put it
Um
I've started seeing Gabriela.
What?
It was just a lark in the beginning,
to make you jealous.
But
we slept together.
[quirky music]
And I'd like to keep it going.
I wish you both good luck.
[smirks] I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Really?
You aren't going to scratch my eyes out?
I slept with Masarz's bodyguard.
- What?
- I think we're even.
Quite a lot of drama
for people our age, huh?
I don't know.
Just another week at a sanatorium.
- [Gujska] You've got to raid that club.
- [Alfred] The chief ordered me not to.
A cup has been stolen.
There are workers in the club.
- The chief has been protecting Masarz.
- He'll fire me.
- What did your mom write to you?
- Not to lean on the chair.
What else?
To be brave.
Exactly!
- I want that as well.
- You?
I want my son to have a brave uncle.
- Son?
- Will you do it for him?
[baby crying next to them]
[dimmed club music]
[music grows louder]
Detonate!
- [loud bang]
- [people screaming]
- [Lucjan plays another club song]
- [people cheering]
[foreman coughs]
[foreman] Boss, I'm moved to report
that the job is finished.
[Masarz] Is the passage blocked tightly?
[foreman]
Wouldn't fit a pin in there, boss.
Since we're done, maybe you could
at least tell me your name?
I'm Staszek.
Sisyphus.
["King Bruce Lee Karate Mistrz"
by Frank Kimono playing]
- But the club entrance is the other way!
- [thug] Get them out.
Just without starting a panic.
[Zuza] We've got to finish this op early,
because it's getting dangerous.
- Which means we won't be here tomorrow.
- But the club will keep going.
Tomek will manage it.
[song continues]
We wanted to say goodbye to you all
and thank you.
[Staszek and Adaś coughing]
It f*cking fell.
Lucjan.
- [song abruptly ends]
- [people booing]
[Slit] Everyone, excuse me,
but we have to finish for today.
- [people booing]
- There was a sudden plumbing failure.
We've had a sink leak,
so please leave now.
- Please leave!
- [male guest] Disgrace!
[Zuza] Can you see anything?
[Slit] Move along, please.
A ghost, I think.
[sinister music]
Get your mitts off me!
Keep your hands to yourself.
No sudden moves.
You too.
[Masarz] Igor.
- Let's relax and talk.
- Listen, pal.
You can relax at your spa.
This is business.
[sinister music continues]
You're putting me out of business.
You've stolen the cup.
Me?
What the hell?
You're giving up your part?
Go ahead.
But I'm not giving up mine.
Your part?
Yes, I was supposed to take the stand,
and he, the figurine.
That was the deal.
I'm sorry.
[Igor chukles] Oh, pal.
Watch out.
I tried to love one of them.
You take one,
you get the entire Hydra.
I can confirm.
So does Henryk, I'd guess.
Is this a hold-up
or a benefit in my honor?
Quiet!
[music abruptly ends]
I want the Venus today.
[Staszek] But boss
[suspenseful music]
Boss of all bosses.
We buried the passage to the Gallery.
What?
- Well
- [Zuza] Cops have been sniffing around.
They can find the sewers.
Well, then, you leave me no choice.
[g*ns clanking]
[sinister music]
Wait!
I know how to get into the Gallery
another way.
Have you left weed unattended again?
When you declined
to do the job for that priest,
I went to see him.
[gentle, religious music]
But it's theft!
For the greater good.
I thought maybe I could do it on my own.
[suspenseful music]
[Maria] But the stress, the nerves
I gave up.
One night, I got hungry,
and I think I got the fridges mixed up.
I saw a light in the tunnel.
I was certain
it was the Lord calling to me.
I thought I had died.
That I'd reached the gates of hell.
But it was just the door
to the Gallery's basement.
[suspenseful music continues]
But did you mark your way?
[Maria] Yes.
I'd left crosses for navigation
on the walls.
Now, I think he wasn't a priest at all,
but Satan.
[music fades]
Whatever the case,
we've got it, hallelujah!
[Kinga] We've been looking for a mole,
and all it took was a hungry Maria.
[Zuza] Don't get too excited, Guineafowl.
Can you somehow undo it?
Maria!
Thank you so much
for this valuable information.
Thank you so much.
I'd like to thank you so, so much.
- Now, get that figurine.
- Leave her alone!
She'll be fine unless
you try something dumb.
This is the g*ng's last job.
Speaking of benefits.
[engine revving]
[slow, suspenseful music]
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[music fades]
[guard 1] Hm
Do you understand any of this?
Hmm. And there's this strange title.
ANNA DYMNA, NUDE, LYING DOWN
AUTHOR UNKNOWN
[hissing]
[suspenseful music]
Fire in room seven.
I repeat, there's a fire in the room.
A lot of smoke.
Turn off the electricity.
The procedures forbid it!
I told you to turn it off
and evacuate the building.
[music fades]
Already?
Isn't it too early?
It wasn't me.
What do we do now?
Retreat?
Igor won't let it go.
It's always been about my son.
- I'll go.
- It's my ex holding Maria hostage.
If this is to be the g*ng's last job
[uplifting music]
let's do it together.
[upbeat, suspenseful music]
- Hurry up!
- It's not a door to a Fiat!
[loud glass breaking]
[Kinga] I thought we were
a bit more sophisticated.
[chuckles] If it fell, it f*cking fell.
[suspenseful music]
- Zbysiu, what are you doing?
- What if it's the Yakuza?
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[Alfred] We're going
to raid the "Senior" club.
This time, we're going
to catch the Green Glove g*ng.
Are we clear?
- Dismissed
- [phone ringing]
Hello?
Turn on any channel in a moment.
The mice fell into the trap.
What?
[busy tone]
Excuse me.
[Wioletta] You think they got away?
I hope so.
[male presenter] Dear viewers.
Unfortunately, Marta the Alligator
did not accept her mate Pedro,
who's been transferred
to Our Town Zoo from Chile.
It's the fourth male
that was supposed to be Marta's mate.
Unfortunately, to no avail.
CROCODILE TEARS
Excuse me, we have breaking news.
The TV!
- According to sources
- Show me the TV!
there's been another break-in
at the National Gallery.
Fresh TV has just received
this disturbing photo.
- Holy
- f*ck.
Dear viewers,
it looks like the Green Glove g*ng
has just stolen the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Gimme that.
To all units.
I repeat, to all units.
Let's start the raid.
[rap song with female vocal playing]
No way ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
Don't underestimate me, baby
You know I'm a rock star ♪
Pushin' to a harder
Every time I'm like a fast car ♪
- It ain't your service ♪
- Service ♪
- I got a purpose ♪
- Purpose ♪
No, I deserve it
Hell yeah, I'm worth it ♪
- Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪
- I get it ♪
- These guys, they got me trippin' ♪
- Trip, trip ♪
I'm movin' in my own pace, baby
I'm different ♪
Yeah, I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I am on a roll ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Push it to the limit, imma go all out ♪
- Go all out ♪
- Get the money, baby, look at me now ♪
- Look at me now ♪
- I can to anything ♪
- Anything ♪
- Imma get everything ♪
- Imma get everything ♪
- Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪
- I get it ♪
- These guys, they got me trippin' ♪
- Trip, trip ♪
I'm movin' in my own pace, baby ♪
I'm different ♪
Yeah, I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I am on a roll ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ["Rzuć to wszystko, co złe"
by Mitch & Mitch and Zbigniew Wodecki]
Leave all the bad things behind
All that bothers you ♪
Leave your worries behind somewhere
And run with me ♪
Run with me ♪
You with me, I with you ♪
Let the champagne pop before we go ♪
Let's turn ordinary days
Into extraordinary ones ♪
[Kinga] Finally!
You're a treacherous broad.
We were sick with worry about you
but here you were on a fancy date.
[Kinga] And with a gangster?
- You were married to one for ten years.
- But Igor was a different story!
- Why?
- Because he didn't beat up my son!
And he isn't blackmailing us.
Alicja, really, there are limits.
[slow, quirky music]
I need a drink.
- Careful!
- Did you add some drops?
I don't give a sh*t.
I need a drink.
Drops or no drops,
you're getting a talking-to!
[Kinga] Is it truth serum?
- Or an old hag's potion?
- Well this is a difficult friendship.
- Are you even still friends with us?
- No.
I'm risking my life just for fun.
Yeah, sure.
What a risky candlelight dinner.
You know what?
I regret helping you at all.
Your son is a little piece of sh*t.
He won't change!
I was afraid he'd turn into the kind
of swindler and loser that he is.
Just like his father!
[ethereal sound]
[sighs]
But I love him just the way he is!
He's my son, for God's sake!
It's too late for maternal instinct.
What would you know about it?
Focus on your Henryk!
You treat him like garbage.
Are you even with him?
I slept with Bruiser.
- What?
- What? [giggles]
f*cking serum.
She's back to factory settings.
Congratulations.
You both have excellent taste.
Leave me alone already.
He was a band-aid for boredom.
- A year-long band-aid for boredom?
- Why not? With the band-aid!
Just like helping Tomek
is a band-aid for f*cked-up parenting.
And escaping into magic
[panting]for fear of living your life.
[Zuza] You know what?
Screw you!
That's one thing I can agree with.
[Zuza] Bite me! I'm going to get a drink.
[sighs]
[fast-paced, classical music]
THE GREEN GLOVE g*ng
[phone beeps]
[high-pitched ringing noise]
[choir in the distance]
I'M LOOKING FOR A LONGER RIDE
22 MILES AWAY
5 MILES AWAY
[continues to swap]
[sighs]
I HOPE TO CATCH YOU WITH MY ROD
[Masarz] I told them to plant roses.
As an apology.
- I don't like cut flowers.
- [Alicja] I prefer heather.
[Alicja] Do you have a buyer for it?
[Masarz] Alicja.
Don't put me in an uncomfortable position.
[Alicja] But it's a simple question.
Yes or no?
[Masarz] I'm afraid of death.
That figurine has a certain power.
[loud drum]
[gentle, instrumental music]
Interesting
Very interesting.
How will they do it?
A smoke b*mb as a distraction,
then through the sealed door.
Escape through the sewers.
- When can I expect my money?
- After it's over.
Listen up!
I know why Masarz wants that figurine.
As an engagement gift for you?
He's not after the Venus.
"The stand added in the 5th century
is made out of the root
of the long-extinct pearl mandrake."
And the hungover version?
It extends
[exciting, instrumental tones]
life.
Just life? It's not really worth it.
Supposedly, it can cause
the remission of illnesses,
even chronic and untreatable ones.
So, a serious gangster is doing a heist
for an antique figurine worth millions
just so he can eat the stand?
I'll try to convince him
that we steal just the stand,
not the whole thing.
And then what?
And then each of us goes her own way.
[classical instrumental music]
[male presenter] We are interrupting
this broadcast for an announcement.
Our correspondent
is already at the National Gallery.
Our Town has been shaken
by groundbreaking news.
Last night, there was a break-in here.
Unofficial sources say that
the Green Glove g*ng is back in Our Town.
- What?
- Is it possible that they are behind it?
A golden Medieval cup from the beginning
of the 13th century has been stolen.
The same place houses the object of desire
for private collectors worldwide:
the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Fortunately,
the figurine is still in its place.
[quirky, suspenseful music]
We're here with Gabriella Soplica,
the director of the National Gallery.
Mrs. Soplica, how did this happen?
I don't know.
I mean,
the police are handling everything.
It's not a simple case.
But I'd like to reassure you
that the Venus is intact.
We've improved security
after an unexpected failure
of the video surveillance system
last night.
DELETING SELECTED RECORDINGS
We'll improve security
so that this never happens again.
Obviously, the Venus
is the most important thing here.
And what about the cup?
I won't say no to that today.
We're live.
Are we?
[Marzena] As long as the Venus is here,
you'll man your stations.
I chose you as my best men.
From now on, I will supervise every shift.
[whispering] Why is she the boss?
- She's new.
- Is everything clear?
She doesn't have a disability pension.
It's about equal opportunities.
I see.
[Zuza] We can't go into the Gallery now.
It's crawling with police.
[Kinga] So when?
When they take the Venus away?
I told you to steal it in transport.
[Masarz] We're burying the tunnel, period!
But we already have
the passage to the Gallery, right?
The Venus is there.
[Masarz] The police
will surely discover the tunnel.
Someone is trying
to burn us with that cup.
Oh.
My people will get you tickets.
You're free to leave.
[Alicja] What?
What about the seniors?
[Masarz] The club will keep operating.
At least
for the time being.
We're even.
Get to work.
Bury that tunnel.
Tomek?
"SENIOR" SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB
Can we talk?
[Kinga] I'll find Bruiser.
No, I'll smoke.
When you're in India
[gentle, instrumental music]
will I be able to visit you?
Well what can I tell you?
Except that in situations like this,
I've known the ending
right from the start.
I understand.
[sighs]
All great emotions burn out.
But isn't it worth it anyway?
It is.
Tomek!
What?
Is everything okay?
Yeah, sure.
Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging,
I'll help you.
[snorts]
Thanks.
I'll go find Staszek and Adam.
I've had enough.
[sighs] It's a madhouse!
No running away this time.
Please, come.
When it comes to the trip to Rome
Can I start?
How can I put it
Um
I've started seeing Gabriela.
What?
It was just a lark in the beginning,
to make you jealous.
But
we slept together.
[quirky music]
And I'd like to keep it going.
I wish you both good luck.
[smirks] I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Really?
You aren't going to scratch my eyes out?
I slept with Masarz's bodyguard.
- What?
- I think we're even.
Quite a lot of drama
for people our age, huh?
I don't know.
Just another week at a sanatorium.
- [Gujska] You've got to raid that club.
- [Alfred] The chief ordered me not to.
A cup has been stolen.
There are workers in the club.
- The chief has been protecting Masarz.
- He'll fire me.
- What did your mom write to you?
- Not to lean on the chair.
What else?
To be brave.
Exactly!
- I want that as well.
- You?
I want my son to have a brave uncle.
- Son?
- Will you do it for him?
[baby crying next to them]
[dimmed club music]
[music grows louder]
Detonate!
- [loud bang]
- [people screaming]
- [Lucjan plays another club song]
- [people cheering]
[foreman coughs]
[foreman] Boss, I'm moved to report
that the job is finished.
[Masarz] Is the passage blocked tightly?
[foreman]
Wouldn't fit a pin in there, boss.
Since we're done, maybe you could
at least tell me your name?
I'm Staszek.
Sisyphus.
["King Bruce Lee Karate Mistrz"
by Frank Kimono playing]
- But the club entrance is the other way!
- [thug] Get them out.
Just without starting a panic.
[Zuza] We've got to finish this op early,
because it's getting dangerous.
- Which means we won't be here tomorrow.
- But the club will keep going.
Tomek will manage it.
[song continues]
We wanted to say goodbye to you all
and thank you.
[Staszek and Adaś coughing]
It f*cking fell.
Lucjan.
- [song abruptly ends]
- [people booing]
[Slit] Everyone, excuse me,
but we have to finish for today.
- [people booing]
- There was a sudden plumbing failure.
We've had a sink leak,
so please leave now.
- Please leave!
- [male guest] Disgrace!
[Zuza] Can you see anything?
[Slit] Move along, please.
A ghost, I think.
[sinister music]
Get your mitts off me!
Keep your hands to yourself.
No sudden moves.
You too.
[Masarz] Igor.
- Let's relax and talk.
- Listen, pal.
You can relax at your spa.
This is business.
[sinister music continues]
You're putting me out of business.
You've stolen the cup.
Me?
What the hell?
You're giving up your part?
Go ahead.
But I'm not giving up mine.
Your part?
Yes, I was supposed to take the stand,
and he, the figurine.
That was the deal.
I'm sorry.
[Igor chukles] Oh, pal.
Watch out.
I tried to love one of them.
You take one,
you get the entire Hydra.
I can confirm.
So does Henryk, I'd guess.
Is this a hold-up
or a benefit in my honor?
Quiet!
[music abruptly ends]
I want the Venus today.
[Staszek] But boss
[suspenseful music]
Boss of all bosses.
We buried the passage to the Gallery.
What?
- Well
- [Zuza] Cops have been sniffing around.
They can find the sewers.
Well, then, you leave me no choice.
[g*ns clanking]
[sinister music]
Wait!
I know how to get into the Gallery
another way.
Have you left weed unattended again?
When you declined
to do the job for that priest,
I went to see him.
[gentle, religious music]
But it's theft!
For the greater good.
I thought maybe I could do it on my own.
[suspenseful music]
[Maria] But the stress, the nerves
I gave up.
One night, I got hungry,
and I think I got the fridges mixed up.
I saw a light in the tunnel.
I was certain
it was the Lord calling to me.
I thought I had died.
That I'd reached the gates of hell.
But it was just the door
to the Gallery's basement.
[suspenseful music continues]
But did you mark your way?
[Maria] Yes.
I'd left crosses for navigation
on the walls.
Now, I think he wasn't a priest at all,
but Satan.
[music fades]
Whatever the case,
we've got it, hallelujah!
[Kinga] We've been looking for a mole,
and all it took was a hungry Maria.
[Zuza] Don't get too excited, Guineafowl.
Can you somehow undo it?
Maria!
Thank you so much
for this valuable information.
Thank you so much.
I'd like to thank you so, so much.
- Now, get that figurine.
- Leave her alone!
She'll be fine unless
you try something dumb.
This is the g*ng's last job.
Speaking of benefits.
[engine revving]
[slow, suspenseful music]
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[music fades]
[guard 1] Hm
Do you understand any of this?
Hmm. And there's this strange title.
ANNA DYMNA, NUDE, LYING DOWN
AUTHOR UNKNOWN
[hissing]
[suspenseful music]
Fire in room seven.
I repeat, there's a fire in the room.
A lot of smoke.
Turn off the electricity.
The procedures forbid it!
I told you to turn it off
and evacuate the building.
[music fades]
Already?
Isn't it too early?
It wasn't me.
What do we do now?
Retreat?
Igor won't let it go.
It's always been about my son.
- I'll go.
- It's my ex holding Maria hostage.
If this is to be the g*ng's last job
[uplifting music]
let's do it together.
[upbeat, suspenseful music]
- Hurry up!
- It's not a door to a Fiat!
[loud glass breaking]
[Kinga] I thought we were
a bit more sophisticated.
[chuckles] If it fell, it f*cking fell.
[suspenseful music]
- Zbysiu, what are you doing?
- What if it's the Yakuza?
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[Alfred] We're going
to raid the "Senior" club.
This time, we're going
to catch the Green Glove g*ng.
Are we clear?
- Dismissed
- [phone ringing]
Hello?
Turn on any channel in a moment.
The mice fell into the trap.
What?
[busy tone]
Excuse me.
[Wioletta] You think they got away?
I hope so.
[male presenter] Dear viewers.
Unfortunately, Marta the Alligator
did not accept her mate Pedro,
who's been transferred
to Our Town Zoo from Chile.
It's the fourth male
that was supposed to be Marta's mate.
Unfortunately, to no avail.
CROCODILE TEARS
Excuse me, we have breaking news.
The TV!
- According to sources
- Show me the TV!
there's been another break-in
at the National Gallery.
Fresh TV has just received
this disturbing photo.
- Holy
- f*ck.
Dear viewers,
it looks like the Green Glove g*ng
has just stolen the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Gimme that.
To all units.
I repeat, to all units.
Let's start the raid.
[rap song with female vocal playing]
No way ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
Don't underestimate me, baby
You know I'm a rock star ♪
Pushin' to a harder
Every time I'm like a fast car ♪
- It ain't your service ♪
- Service ♪
- I got a purpose ♪
- Purpose ♪
No, I deserve it
Hell yeah, I'm worth it ♪
- Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪
- I get it ♪
- These guys, they got me trippin' ♪
- Trip, trip ♪
I'm movin' in my own pace, baby
I'm different ♪
Yeah, I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I am on a roll ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Push it to the limit, imma go all out ♪
- Go all out ♪
- Get the money, baby, look at me now ♪
- Look at me now ♪
- I can to anything ♪
- Anything ♪
- Imma get everything ♪
- Imma get everything ♪
- Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪
- I get it ♪
- These guys, they got me trippin' ♪
- Trip, trip ♪
I'm movin' in my own pace, baby ♪
I'm different ♪
Yeah, I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I am on a roll ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I'm not like anybody else
["Rzuć to wszystko, co złe"
by Mitch & Mitch and Zbigniew Wodecki]
Leave all the bad things behind
All that bothers you ♪
Leave your worries behind somewhere
And run with me ♪
Run with me ♪
You with me, I with you ♪
Let the champagne pop before we go ♪
Let's turn ordinary days
Into extraordinary ones ♪
[Kinga] Finally!
You're a treacherous broad.
We were sick with worry about you
but here you were on a fancy date.
[Kinga] And with a gangster?
- You were married to one for ten years.
- But Igor was a different story!
- Why?
- Because he didn't beat up my son!
And he isn't blackmailing us.
Alicja, really, there are limits.
[slow, quirky music]
I need a drink.
- Careful!
- Did you add some drops?
I don't give a sh*t.
I need a drink.
Drops or no drops,
you're getting a talking-to!
[Kinga] Is it truth serum?
- Or an old hag's potion?
- Well this is a difficult friendship.
- Are you even still friends with us?
- No.
I'm risking my life just for fun.
Yeah, sure.
What a risky candlelight dinner.
You know what?
I regret helping you at all.
Your son is a little piece of sh*t.
He won't change!
I was afraid he'd turn into the kind
of swindler and loser that he is.
Just like his father!
[ethereal sound]
[sighs]
But I love him just the way he is!
He's my son, for God's sake!
It's too late for maternal instinct.
What would you know about it?
Focus on your Henryk!
You treat him like garbage.
Are you even with him?
I slept with Bruiser.
- What?
- What? [giggles]
f*cking serum.
She's back to factory settings.
Congratulations.
You both have excellent taste.
Leave me alone already.
He was a band-aid for boredom.
- A year-long band-aid for boredom?
- Why not? With the band-aid!
Just like helping Tomek
is a band-aid for f*cked-up parenting.
And escaping into magic
[panting]for fear of living your life.
[Zuza] You know what?
Screw you!
That's one thing I can agree with.
[Zuza] Bite me! I'm going to get a drink.
[sighs]
[fast-paced, classical music]
THE GREEN GLOVE g*ng
[phone beeps]
[high-pitched ringing noise]
[choir in the distance]
I'M LOOKING FOR A LONGER RIDE
22 MILES AWAY
5 MILES AWAY
[continues to swap]
[sighs]
I HOPE TO CATCH YOU WITH MY ROD
[Masarz] I told them to plant roses.
As an apology.
- I don't like cut flowers.
- [Alicja] I prefer heather.
[Alicja] Do you have a buyer for it?
[Masarz] Alicja.
Don't put me in an uncomfortable position.
[Alicja] But it's a simple question.
Yes or no?
[Masarz] I'm afraid of death.
That figurine has a certain power.
[loud drum]
[gentle, instrumental music]
Interesting
Very interesting.
How will they do it?
A smoke b*mb as a distraction,
then through the sealed door.
Escape through the sewers.
- When can I expect my money?
- After it's over.
Listen up!
I know why Masarz wants that figurine.
As an engagement gift for you?
He's not after the Venus.
"The stand added in the 5th century
is made out of the root
of the long-extinct pearl mandrake."
And the hungover version?
It extends
[exciting, instrumental tones]
life.
Just life? It's not really worth it.
Supposedly, it can cause
the remission of illnesses,
even chronic and untreatable ones.
So, a serious gangster is doing a heist
for an antique figurine worth millions
just so he can eat the stand?
I'll try to convince him
that we steal just the stand,
not the whole thing.
And then what?
And then each of us goes her own way.
[classical instrumental music]
[male presenter] We are interrupting
this broadcast for an announcement.
Our correspondent
is already at the National Gallery.
Our Town has been shaken
by groundbreaking news.
Last night, there was a break-in here.
Unofficial sources say that
the Green Glove g*ng is back in Our Town.
- What?
- Is it possible that they are behind it?
A golden Medieval cup from the beginning
of the 13th century has been stolen.
The same place houses the object of desire
for private collectors worldwide:
the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Fortunately,
the figurine is still in its place.
[quirky, suspenseful music]
We're here with Gabriella Soplica,
the director of the National Gallery.
Mrs. Soplica, how did this happen?
I don't know.
I mean,
the police are handling everything.
It's not a simple case.
But I'd like to reassure you
that the Venus is intact.
We've improved security
after an unexpected failure
of the video surveillance system
last night.
DELETING SELECTED RECORDINGS
We'll improve security
so that this never happens again.
Obviously, the Venus
is the most important thing here.
And what about the cup?
I won't say no to that today.
We're live.
Are we?
[Marzena] As long as the Venus is here,
you'll man your stations.
I chose you as my best men.
From now on, I will supervise every shift.
[whispering] Why is she the boss?
- She's new.
- Is everything clear?
She doesn't have a disability pension.
It's about equal opportunities.
I see.
[Zuza] We can't go into the Gallery now.
It's crawling with police.
[Kinga] So when?
When they take the Venus away?
I told you to steal it in transport.
[Masarz] We're burying the tunnel, period!
But we already have
the passage to the Gallery, right?
The Venus is there.
[Masarz] The police
will surely discover the tunnel.
Someone is trying
to burn us with that cup.
Oh.
My people will get you tickets.
You're free to leave.
[Alicja] What?
What about the seniors?
[Masarz] The club will keep operating.
At least
for the time being.
We're even.
Get to work.
Bury that tunnel.
Tomek?
"SENIOR" SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB
Can we talk?
[Kinga] I'll find Bruiser.
No, I'll smoke.
When you're in India
[gentle, instrumental music]
will I be able to visit you?
Well what can I tell you?
Except that in situations like this,
I've known the ending
right from the start.
I understand.
[sighs]
All great emotions burn out.
But isn't it worth it anyway?
It is.
Tomek!
What?
Is everything okay?
Yeah, sure.
Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging,
I'll help you.
[snorts]
Thanks.
I'll go find Staszek and Adam.
I've had enough.
[sighs] It's a madhouse!
No running away this time.
Please, come.
When it comes to the trip to Rome
Can I start?
How can I put it
Um
I've started seeing Gabriela.
What?
It was just a lark in the beginning,
to make you jealous.
But
we slept together.
[quirky music]
And I'd like to keep it going.
I wish you both good luck.
[smirks] I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Really?
You aren't going to scratch my eyes out?
I slept with Masarz's bodyguard.
- What?
- I think we're even.
Quite a lot of drama
for people our age, huh?
I don't know.
Just another week at a sanatorium.
- [Gujska] You've got to raid that club.
- [Alfred] The chief ordered me not to.
A cup has been stolen.
There are workers in the club.
- The chief has been protecting Masarz.
- He'll fire me.
- What did your mom write to you?
- Not to lean on the chair.
What else?
To be brave.
Exactly!
- I want that as well.
- You?
I want my son to have a brave uncle.
- Son?
- Will you do it for him?
[baby crying next to them]
[dimmed club music]
[music grows louder]
Detonate!
- [loud bang]
- [people screaming]
- [Lucjan plays another club song]
- [people cheering]
[foreman coughs]
[foreman] Boss, I'm moved to report
that the job is finished.
[Masarz] Is the passage blocked tightly?
[foreman]
Wouldn't fit a pin in there, boss.
Since we're done, maybe you could
at least tell me your name?
I'm Staszek.
Sisyphus.
["King Bruce Lee Karate Mistrz"
by Frank Kimono playing]
- But the club entrance is the other way!
- [thug] Get them out.
Just without starting a panic.
[Zuza] We've got to finish this op early,
because it's getting dangerous.
- Which means we won't be here tomorrow.
- But the club will keep going.
Tomek will manage it.
[song continues]
We wanted to say goodbye to you all
and thank you.
[Staszek and Adaś coughing]
It f*cking fell.
Lucjan.
- [song abruptly ends]
- [people booing]
[Slit] Everyone, excuse me,
but we have to finish for today.
- [people booing]
- There was a sudden plumbing failure.
We've had a sink leak,
so please leave now.
- Please leave!
- [male guest] Disgrace!
[Zuza] Can you see anything?
[Slit] Move along, please.
A ghost, I think.
[sinister music]
Get your mitts off me!
Keep your hands to yourself.
No sudden moves.
You too.
[Masarz] Igor.
- Let's relax and talk.
- Listen, pal.
You can relax at your spa.
This is business.
[sinister music continues]
You're putting me out of business.
You've stolen the cup.
Me?
What the hell?
You're giving up your part?
Go ahead.
But I'm not giving up mine.
Your part?
Yes, I was supposed to take the stand,
and he, the figurine.
That was the deal.
I'm sorry.
[Igor chukles] Oh, pal.
Watch out.
I tried to love one of them.
You take one,
you get the entire Hydra.
I can confirm.
So does Henryk, I'd guess.
Is this a hold-up
or a benefit in my honor?
Quiet!
[music abruptly ends]
I want the Venus today.
[Staszek] But boss
[suspenseful music]
Boss of all bosses.
We buried the passage to the Gallery.
What?
- Well
- [Zuza] Cops have been sniffing around.
They can find the sewers.
Well, then, you leave me no choice.
[g*ns clanking]
[sinister music]
Wait!
I know how to get into the Gallery
another way.
Have you left weed unattended again?
When you declined
to do the job for that priest,
I went to see him.
[gentle, religious music]
But it's theft!
For the greater good.
I thought maybe I could do it on my own.
[suspenseful music]
[Maria] But the stress, the nerves
I gave up.
One night, I got hungry,
and I think I got the fridges mixed up.
I saw a light in the tunnel.
I was certain
it was the Lord calling to me.
I thought I had died.
That I'd reached the gates of hell.
But it was just the door
to the Gallery's basement.
[suspenseful music continues]
But did you mark your way?
[Maria] Yes.
I'd left crosses for navigation
on the walls.
Now, I think he wasn't a priest at all,
but Satan.
[music fades]
Whatever the case,
we've got it, hallelujah!
[Kinga] We've been looking for a mole,
and all it took was a hungry Maria.
[Zuza] Don't get too excited, Guineafowl.
Can you somehow undo it?
Maria!
Thank you so much
for this valuable information.
Thank you so much.
I'd like to thank you so, so much.
- Now, get that figurine.
- Leave her alone!
She'll be fine unless
you try something dumb.
This is the g*ng's last job.
Speaking of benefits.
[engine revving]
[slow, suspenseful music]
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[music fades]
[guard 1] Hm
Do you understand any of this?
Hmm. And there's this strange title.
ANNA DYMNA, NUDE, LYING DOWN
AUTHOR UNKNOWN
[hissing]
[suspenseful music]
Fire in room seven.
I repeat, there's a fire in the room.
A lot of smoke.
Turn off the electricity.
The procedures forbid it!
I told you to turn it off
and evacuate the building.
[music fades]
Already?
Isn't it too early?
It wasn't me.
What do we do now?
Retreat?
Igor won't let it go.
It's always been about my son.
- I'll go.
- It's my ex holding Maria hostage.
If this is to be the g*ng's last job
[uplifting music]
let's do it together.
[upbeat, suspenseful music]
- Hurry up!
- It's not a door to a Fiat!
[loud glass breaking]
[Kinga] I thought we were
a bit more sophisticated.
[chuckles] If it fell, it f*cking fell.
[suspenseful music]
- Zbysiu, what are you doing?
- What if it's the Yakuza?
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[Alfred] We're going
to raid the "Senior" club.
This time, we're going
to catch the Green Glove g*ng.
Are we clear?
- Dismissed
- [phone ringing]
Hello?
Turn on any channel in a moment.
The mice fell into the trap.
What?
[busy tone]
Excuse me.
[Wioletta] You think they got away?
I hope so.
[male presenter] Dear viewers.
Unfortunately, Marta the Alligator
did not accept her mate Pedro,
who's been transferred
to Our Town Zoo from Chile.
It's the fourth male
that was supposed to be Marta's mate.
Unfortunately, to no avail.
CROCODILE TEARS
Excuse me, we have breaking news.
The TV!
- According to sources
- Show me the TV!
there's been another break-in
at the National Gallery.
Fresh TV has just received
this disturbing photo.
- Holy
- f*ck.
Dear viewers,
it looks like the Green Glove g*ng
has just stolen the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Gimme that.
To all units.
I repeat, to all units.
Let's start the raid.
[rap song with female vocal playing]
No way ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
Don't underestimate me, baby
You know I'm a rock star ♪
Pushin' to a harder
Every time I'm like a fast car ♪
- It ain't your service ♪
- Service ♪
- I got a purpose ♪
- Purpose ♪
No, I deserve it
Hell yeah, I'm worth it ♪
- Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪
- I get it ♪
- These guys, they got me trippin' ♪
- Trip, trip ♪
I'm movin' in my own pace, baby
I'm different ♪
Yeah, I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I am on a roll ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Push it to the limit, imma go all out ♪
- Go all out ♪
- Get the money, baby, look at me now ♪
- Look at me now ♪
- I can to anything ♪
- Anything ♪
- Imma get everything ♪
- Imma get everything ♪
- Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪
- I get it ♪
- These guys, they got me trippin' ♪
- Trip, trip ♪
I'm movin' in my own pace, baby ♪
I'm different ♪
Yeah, I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I am on a roll ♪
One, two, three, let's go ♪
I'm not like anybody else
I'm not like anybody else ♪
[song ends]
[slow, suspenseful music]
["Rzuć to wszystko, co złe"
by Mitch & Mitch and Zbigniew Wodecki]
Leave all the bad things behind
All that bothers you ♪
Leave your worries behind somewhere
And run with me ♪
Run with me ♪
You with me, I with you ♪
Let the champagne pop before we go ♪
Let's turn ordinary days
Into extraordinary ones ♪
[Kinga] Finally!
You're a treacherous broad.
We were sick with worry about you
but here you were on a fancy date.
[Kinga] And with a gangster?
- You were married to one for ten years.
- But Igor was a different story!
- Why?
- Because he didn't beat up my son!
And he isn't blackmailing us.
Alicja, really, there are limits.
[slow, quirky music]
I need a drink.
- Careful!
- Did you add some drops?
I don't give a sh*t.
I need a drink.
Drops or no drops,
you're getting a talking-to!
[Kinga] Is it truth serum?
- Or an old hag's potion?
- Well this is a difficult friendship.
- Are you even still friends with us?
- No.
I'm risking my life just for fun.
Yeah, sure.
What a risky candlelight dinner.
You know what?
I regret helping you at all.
Your son is a little piece of sh*t.
He won't change!
I was afraid he'd turn into the kind
of swindler and loser that he is.
Just like his father!
[ethereal sound]
[sighs]
But I love him just the way he is!
He's my son, for God's sake!
It's too late for maternal instinct.
What would you know about it?
Focus on your Henryk!
You treat him like garbage.
Are you even with him?
I slept with Bruiser.
- What?
- What? [giggles]
f*cking serum.
She's back to factory settings.
Congratulations.
You both have excellent taste.
Leave me alone already.
He was a band-aid for boredom.
- A year-long band-aid for boredom?
- Why not? With the band-aid!
Just like helping Tomek
is a band-aid for f*cked-up parenting.
And escaping into magic
[panting]for fear of living your life.
[Zuza] You know what?
Screw you!
That's one thing I can agree with.
[Zuza] Bite me! I'm going to get a drink.
[sighs]
[fast-paced, classical music]
THE GREEN GLOVE g*ng
[phone beeps]
[high-pitched ringing noise]
[choir in the distance]
I'M LOOKING FOR A LONGER RIDE
22 MILES AWAY
5 MILES AWAY
[continues to swap]
[sighs]
I HOPE TO CATCH YOU WITH MY ROD
[Masarz] I told them to plant roses.
As an apology.
- I don't like cut flowers.
- [Alicja] I prefer heather.
[Alicja] Do you have a buyer for it?
[Masarz] Alicja.
Don't put me in an uncomfortable position.
[Alicja] But it's a simple question.
Yes or no?
[Masarz] I'm afraid of death.
That figurine has a certain power.
[loud drum]
[gentle, instrumental music]
Interesting
Very interesting.
How will they do it?
A smoke b*mb as a distraction,
then through the sealed door.
Escape through the sewers.
- When can I expect my money?
- After it's over.
Listen up!
I know why Masarz wants that figurine.
As an engagement gift for you?
He's not after the Venus.
"The stand added in the 5th century
is made out of the root
of the long-extinct pearl mandrake."
And the hungover version?
It extends
[exciting, instrumental tones]
life.
Just life? It's not really worth it.
Supposedly, it can cause
the remission of illnesses,
even chronic and untreatable ones.
So, a serious gangster is doing a heist
for an antique figurine worth millions
just so he can eat the stand?
I'll try to convince him
that we steal just the stand,
not the whole thing.
And then what?
And then each of us goes her own way.
[classical instrumental music]
[male presenter] We are interrupting
this broadcast for an announcement.
Our correspondent
is already at the National Gallery.
Our Town has been shaken
by groundbreaking news.
Last night, there was a break-in here.
Unofficial sources say that
the Green Glove g*ng is back in Our Town.
- What?
- Is it possible that they are behind it?
A golden Medieval cup from the beginning
of the 13th century has been stolen.
The same place houses the object of desire
for private collectors worldwide:
the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Fortunately,
the figurine is still in its place.
[quirky, suspenseful music]
We're here with Gabriella Soplica,
the director of the National Gallery.
Mrs. Soplica, how did this happen?
I don't know.
I mean,
the police are handling everything.
It's not a simple case.
But I'd like to reassure you
that the Venus is intact.
We've improved security
after an unexpected failure
of the video surveillance system
last night.
DELETING SELECTED RECORDINGS
We'll improve security
so that this never happens again.
Obviously, the Venus
is the most important thing here.
And what about the cup?
I won't say no to that today.
We're live.
Are we?
[Marzena] As long as the Venus is here,
you'll man your stations.
I chose you as my best men.
From now on, I will supervise every shift.
[whispering] Why is she the boss?
- She's new.
- Is everything clear?
She doesn't have a disability pension.
It's about equal opportunities.
I see.
[Zuza] We can't go into the Gallery now.
It's crawling with police.
[Kinga] So when?
When they take the Venus away?
I told you to steal it in transport.
[Masarz] We're burying the tunnel, period!
But we already have
the passage to the Gallery, right?
The Venus is there.
[Masarz] The police
will surely discover the tunnel.
Someone is trying
to burn us with that cup.
Oh.
My people will get you tickets.
You're free to leave.
[Alicja] What?
What about the seniors?
[Masarz] The club will keep operating.
At least
for the time being.
We're even.
Get to work.
Bury that tunnel.
Tomek?
"SENIOR" SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB
Can we talk?
[Kinga] I'll find Bruiser.
No, I'll smoke.
When you're in India
[gentle, instrumental music]
will I be able to visit you?
Well what can I tell you?
Except that in situations like this,
I've known the ending
right from the start.
I understand.
[sighs]
All great emotions burn out.
But isn't it worth it anyway?
It is.
Tomek!
What?
Is everything okay?
Yeah, sure.
Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging,
I'll help you.
[snorts]
Thanks.
I'll go find Staszek and Adam.
I've had enough.
[sighs] It's a madhouse!
No running away this time.
Please, come.
When it comes to the trip to Rome
Can I start?
How can I put it
Um
I've started seeing Gabriela.
What?
It was just a lark in the beginning,
to make you jealous.
But
we slept together.
[quirky music]
And I'd like to keep it going.
I wish you both good luck.
[smirks] I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Really?
You aren't going to scratch my eyes out?
I slept with Masarz's bodyguard.
- What?
- I think we're even.
Quite a lot of drama
for people our age, huh?
I don't know.
Just another week at a sanatorium.
- [Gujska] You've got to raid that club.
- [Alfred] The chief ordered me not to.
A cup has been stolen.
There are workers in the club.
- The chief has been protecting Masarz.
- He'll fire me.
- What did your mom write to you?
- Not to lean on the chair.
What else?
To be brave.
Exactly!
- I want that as well.
- You?
I want my son to have a brave uncle.
- Son?
- Will you do it for him?
[baby crying next to them]
[dimmed club music]
[music grows louder]
Detonate!
- [loud bang]
- [people screaming]
- [Lucjan plays another club song]
- [people cheering]
[foreman coughs]
[foreman] Boss, I'm moved to report
that the job is finished.
[Masarz] Is the passage blocked tightly?
[foreman]
Wouldn't fit a pin in there, boss.
Since we're done, maybe you could
at least tell me your name?
I'm Staszek.
Sisyphus.
["King Bruce Lee Karate Mistrz"
by Frank Kimono playing]
- But the club entrance is the other way!
- [thug] Get them out.
Just without starting a panic.
[Zuza] We've got to finish this op early,
because it's getting dangerous.
- Which means we won't be here tomorrow.
- But the club will keep going.
Tomek will manage it.
[song continues]
We wanted to say goodbye to you all
and thank you.
[Staszek and Adaś coughing]
It f*cking fell.
Lucjan.
- [song abruptly ends]
- [people booing]
[Slit] Everyone, excuse me,
but we have to finish for today.
- [people booing]
- There was a sudden plumbing failure.
We've had a sink leak,
so please leave now.
- Please leave!
- [male guest] Disgrace!
[Zuza] Can you see anything?
[Slit] Move along, please.
A ghost, I think.
[sinister music]
Get your mitts off me!
Keep your hands to yourself.
No sudden moves.
You too.
[Masarz] Igor.
- Let's relax and talk.
- Listen, pal.
You can relax at your spa.
This is business.
[sinister music continues]
You're putting me out of business.
You've stolen the cup.
Me?
What the hell?
You're giving up your part?
Go ahead.
But I'm not giving up mine.
Your part?
Yes, I was supposed to take the stand,
and he, the figurine.
That was the deal.
I'm sorry.
[Igor chukles] Oh, pal.
Watch out.
I tried to love one of them.
You take one,
you get the entire Hydra.
I can confirm.
So does Henryk, I'd guess.
Is this a hold-up
or a benefit in my honor?
Quiet!
[music abruptly ends]
I want the Venus today.
[Staszek] But boss
[suspenseful music]
Boss of all bosses.
We buried the passage to the Gallery.
What?
- Well
- [Zuza] Cops have been sniffing around.
They can find the sewers.
Well, then, you leave me no choice.
[g*ns clanking]
[sinister music]
Wait!
I know how to get into the Gallery
another way.
Have you left weed unattended again?
When you declined
to do the job for that priest,
I went to see him.
[gentle, religious music]
But it's theft!
For the greater good.
I thought maybe I could do it on my own.
[suspenseful music]
[Maria] But the stress, the nerves
I gave up.
One night, I got hungry,
and I think I got the fridges mixed up.
I saw a light in the tunnel.
I was certain
it was the Lord calling to me.
I thought I had died.
That I'd reached the gates of hell.
But it was just the door
to the Gallery's basement.
[suspenseful music continues]
But did you mark your way?
[Maria] Yes.
I'd left crosses for navigation
on the walls.
Now, I think he wasn't a priest at all,
but Satan.
[music fades]
Whatever the case,
we've got it, hallelujah!
[Kinga] We've been looking for a mole,
and all it took was a hungry Maria.
[Zuza] Don't get too excited, Guineafowl.
Can you somehow undo it?
Maria!
Thank you so much
for this valuable information.
Thank you so much.
I'd like to thank you so, so much.
- Now, get that figurine.
- Leave her alone!
She'll be fine unless
you try something dumb.
This is the g*ng's last job.
Speaking of benefits.
[engine revving]
[slow, suspenseful music]
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[music fades]
[guard 1] Hm
Do you understand any of this?
Hmm. And there's this strange title.
ANNA DYMNA, NUDE, LYING DOWN
AUTHOR UNKNOWN
[hissing]
[suspenseful music]
Fire in room seven.
I repeat, there's a fire in the room.
A lot of smoke.
Turn off the electricity.
The procedures forbid it!
I told you to turn it off
and evacuate the building.
[music fades]
Already?
Isn't it too early?
It wasn't me.
What do we do now?
Retreat?
Igor won't let it go.
It's always been about my son.
- I'll go.
- It's my ex holding Maria hostage.
If this is to be the g*ng's last job
[uplifting music]
let's do it together.
[upbeat, suspenseful music]
- Hurry up!
- It's not a door to a Fiat!
[loud glass breaking]
[Kinga] I thought we were
a bit more sophisticated.
[chuckles] If it fell, it f*cking fell.
[suspenseful music]
- Zbysiu, what are you doing?
- What if it's the Yakuza?
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[Alfred] We're going
to raid the "Senior" club.
This time, we're going
to catch the Green Glove g*ng.
Are we clear?
- Dismissed
- [phone ringing]
Hello?
Turn on any channel in a moment.
The mice fell into the trap.
What?
[busy tone]
Excuse me.
[Wioletta] You think they got away?
I hope so.
[male presenter] Dear viewers.
Unfortunately, Marta the Alligator
did not accept her mate Pedro,
who's been transferred
to Our Town Zoo from Chile.
It's the fourth male
that was supposed to be Marta's mate.
Unfortunately, to no avail.
CROCODILE TEARS
Excuse me, we have breaking news.
The TV!
- According to sources
- Show me the TV!
there's been another break-in
at the National Gallery.
Fresh TV has just received
this disturbing photo.
- Holy
- f*ck.
Dear viewers,
it looks like the Green Glove g*ng
has just stolen the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Gimme that.
To all units.
I repeat, to all units.
Let's start the raid.
[rap song with female vocal playing]
No way ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
Don't underestimate me, baby
You know I'm a rock star ♪
Pushin' to a harder
Every time I'm like a fast car ♪
- It ain't your service ♪
- Service ♪
- I got a purpose ♪
- Purpose ♪
No, I deserve it
Hell yeah, I'm worth it ♪
- Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪
- I get it ♪
- These guys, they got me trippin' ♪
- Trip, trip ♪
I'm movin' in my own pace, baby
I'm different ♪
Yeah, I'm not like anybody else
♪ I'm not like anybody else ♪
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
♪ I am on a roll ♪
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
♪ I'm not like anybody else
♪ I'm not like anybody else ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
♪ Yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
Yeah, I can handle it ♪
I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Push it to the limit, imma go all out ♪
- Go all out ♪
- Get the money, baby, look at me now ♪
- Look at me now ♪
- I can to anything ♪
- Anything ♪
- Imma get everything ♪
- Imma get everything ♪
- Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪
- I get it ♪
- These guys, they got me trippin' ♪
- Trip, trip ♪
♪ I'm movin' in my own pace, baby ♪
♪ I'm different ♪
Yeah, I'm not like anybody else
♪ I'm not like anybody else ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
♪ Yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
- Whatever comes ♪
- Comes ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
- I don't know where I'm from ♪
- From ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
- I get it done ♪
- Done ♪
♪ Yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
♪ I am on a roll ♪
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
♪ I'm not like anybody else
♪ I'm not like anybody else ♪
[song ends]
[slow, suspenseful music]
♪ I'm not like anybody else ♪
[song ends]
[slow, suspenseful music]
[song ends]
[slow, suspenseful music]
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02x07 - Episode 7
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After a failed robbery, a g*ng of 3 noble thieves: Zuza, Kinga and Alicja hides in a quiet nursing home.
After a failed robbery, a g*ng of 3 noble thieves: Zuza, Kinga and Alicja hides in a quiet nursing home.