02x11 - Episode 11

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ANNOUNCER: Previously on "Big Brother."

Shannon, I nominated you, and Will, I nominated you.

ANNOUNCER: Hardy's reign as Head of Household

made him a marked man--

He just a big fat [muted] X on his back.

ANNOUNCER: --and shook the foundation of the house.

That's not the [muted] point.

The point is-- - Oh, wow.

- --is you went-- - Too bad.

--like a two-year-old--

So sad.

--and broke my property.

ANNOUNCER: With Shannon and Will on the hot seat,

Chilltown started to melt.

I mean, your mouth runs, like, all day long.

ANNOUNCER: While the others reveled

in their newfound power--

[laughs]

ANNOUNCER: --meanwhile, Krista remained

evasive about her loyalty--

I like some-- everybody in here.

ANNOUNCER: --and started getting closer to Mike.

When it came down to the vote, Shannon

was the fourth house guest to exit, leaving

Will without his bedfellow.

Your eviction will be avenged with great wrath.

Count on it.

ANNOUNCER: And the other people with a bittersweet victory.

After Mike and Kent battled for the Head of Household title,

Kent surprised everyone and claimed

the coveted power position.

Now it's Kent's turn to nominate two house guests for eviction.

Who will he choose?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

If anyone was a coward in that room, it was me.

You know, I just kept my mouth shut the whole week

and let things fall where they did.

This has been such an emotional day for me.

I know it is.

I mean, Shannon leaving alone.

JULIE [VOICEOVER]: By a vote of to , Shannon,

you are evicted from the "Big Brother" house.

I'm just not a person who expresses

their feelings very well.

I don't know if I possess emotions.

If I do, I think that I am longing for her.

You know, I really miss her a lot.

I think my actions speak louder than words.

I think the world of Shannon, and I think I expressed that

in my-- in my body language.

To be honest, I-- when Shannon was leaving,

I was about to just leave too.

I mean, I just want to, like, shake their hands

and-- and just be like--

just understand that, like, this is just a game.

Like, this is why we're here.

You signed on the dotted line.

You know what we signed up for.

And don't lose sight of that.

You know, I'm not trying to break up any couple

or anything like that.

I just don't understand.

Shannon. Shannon.

Shannon. Shannon.

- Don't worry-- - Good luck.

Thank you, buddy.

She walked out of here with her head up.

She was honest, and she left.

And I walked in here with my head up.

I've had to lie, you know, cheat, steal, be, you know,

devious the whole time, and I'm probably going

to walk out with my head down.

You're voted out, you walk through the door, later.

Dude, let me tell you, she's a trooper, man.

- She is. - She kept her chin up.

She picked her bags up.

Walked out, you know? - She's like, I'm outie.

- I was-- - I'm outie.

All right.

You'll see her soon.

I like Shannon, you know.

And I got along well with her.

And she-- I--

I've got nothing bad to say about her.

I'm sad to see her gone, you know, regardless

of what anyone else says.

So Will, how can we fill the Shannon void?

Any way?

No, it's not like that.

I mean, I came here.

And in many ways, you know, I had--

I became different because she was here, you know.

And now I'm back to being the same--

OK.

Being a [muted].

Yeah, and I just need a day to be a [muted]..

Now that I'm single, I'm going to try to hook up with Nicole.

I'll kick your a*s sideways.

Do you think it's going to happen like that?

We'll have to see.

You know, in here it's tough because you've

got to say goodbye to someone you

just spent intense, intense, intense hours of bonding with.

And then a half hour later, you've

got to fight for your life in the Head

of Household competition.

JULIE [VOICEOVER]: What was the total cost in dollars and cents

of all the groceries you won?

The first thing that I thought was, oh

my god, Mike runs a restaurant.

JULIE [VOICEOVER]: Kent is the winner.

The answer is--

Yeah!

[clapping]

He knows exactly what this stuff costs.

I probably have not grocery shopped in two years.

$.

$.

Who does the grocery shopping at your restaurant?

All that popped in my mind was pasta--

- Idiot. - --bundt cakes--

Damn.

--grapes--

Idiot.

Two weeks in a row now, I've been in it at the very end,

and both weeks I've put myself in a position to win,

and both weeks I just came up a little bit short.

My team, the real people in the house.

I looked over at them, and all of them

were sitting there like--

because I knew that if I answered incorrectly

and Mike got Head of the Household, one of us were gone.

And so I felt kind of like I had their lives

in the house in my hands, and so it was a great responsibility.

And I was deliriously happy that it happened the way it did.

Don't hate me because I'm intelligent.

Unbelievable.

Dude, that was in the last--

Two weeks in a row, one question.

Here you go, guys.

I have an open door policy.

Wide open.

Kent winning the Head of the Household is an abomination.

Somehow, someway, the stars aligned with the earth

and this man won a competition.

I will wear my crown with the greatest of grace and dignity.

Daddy's handling his power as HOH just as I assumed he would.

It's all a big joke.

He's going around bitching like the old man that--

that smokes too many cigarettes.

And why don't I have this?

Why don't I have that?

Because that's what he does, you know.

The Head of the Household is an absolute treat.

Unsalted c*ck peanuts?

Kent is a curmudgeon.

He's-- he's an old ingrate, you know.

You could give the guy pillows to sleep on,

but he'd need .

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful.

This is waffle cone.

I like butter pecan.

I think Kent loves being Head of the Household.

Same.

And leave me some.

All right.

You know.

All right.

I gave you a good one too.

Mm.

He is like a little kid in a candy store.

I don't see no goodies.

Oh my god.

There ain't no goodies.

Oh, strawberries and stuff?

Now what is this?

Kent's not shy about complaining.

Fruit.

You guys know I don't like fruit.

Not even any mints on his tray.

This--

Don't look at me.

This disrespect that I'm getting around here

is getting a little old.

I wouldn't be surprised if he, like,

assigned chores or something.

Brie cheese, strawberries, and blueberries.

Y'all don't knock this redneck.

It is going to be a nightmare around here.

- Kent. - What?

Sounds like they--

they gave you a bunch of fruity food.

They did give me fruity good.

Like you were g*y or something.

Have that for a snack later.

They gave me a bunch of g*y food.

Yep.

Yeah.

God, they gave me g*y food.

No beer.

Caffeine free Coke.

[laughs]

What-- hey, what?

Ain't that what you drink?

A lot of people in here really get annoyed by Kent's mouth.

I don't read champagne-- drink champagne.

I drink beer.

Coors Light.

Beer.

God!

Will you quit bitching?

Now, you people ain't paying attention here.

If I don't get Coors Lights--

If you don't get beers, you're going to what?

I'll throw such a hissy fit.

Even Bunky will be embarrassed.

[laughs]

Well, man.

The fun continues.

I'm still your best friend, right?

I don't even know you.

Kent came to me and asked me who I felt should be nominated.

So what do you think?

Mike and Will, or Mike and Krista?

Sir, I cannot make this call for you.

This is something that you need to make for yourself.

I'm going to think about it.

But I don't know.

I can't-- I can't do it myself.

King Tut.

You got the Head of Household.

Now who would have ever thought some [muted]..

Oh, now--

That's what's-- folks are like, come on, who--

Hey.

This my strategy.

I didn't want to win the first couple.

See, I wanted to win this one.

This is the one I wanted.

I do want to ask you something.

Go ahead.

Think about it.

I got a choice of either, you know, Will and Mike, which that

would be just unimaginative.

Then again, I do have Krista.

If it Krista and Mike, it'd still be Mike gone.

We decide who the hell would go, and it'd be Mike.

But at least Krista would have to sweat the damn

small stuff for a week.

OK.

Or I could put Hardy up against

Mike and make it like a-- his--

his get back, you know what I mean?

Because Mike would go, but that would be Hardy versus Mike,

and you know Mike would go.

Right.

Because we got all the votes.

But what's your opinion?

I'm playing the game the way I live my life,

and that is straight up.

At this point in time, I'm simply general of TOP

this week.

Next week, I'll be a foot soldier again.

Now Kent is stirring-- starting to worry

me about his responsibility of nominating

two people for eviction.

This would be so evil.

Bunky and Mike.

Oh.

Bunky--

How does Bunky feel about that?

I don't know why.

I don't know what he's thinking.

I know what he's saying.

He's suggesting that he nominate me.

Bunky and Mike.

[laughs]

Oh.

Wouldn't that be--

Dude, you should do that.

Bunky and Mike.

Because that would be such a-- well, such a--

--throws Mike out.

That'd be such an insult.

The f*g throws Mike out.

That'd be good, wouldn't it?

Such an insult.

Wouldn't that be good?

Oh.

I am jacked right now, though.

- Isn't this fun? - Yeah, it is.

I-- - That was good.

I don't know what Kent's going to do.

It's up in the air.

It's just like this is your chance.

We're down to the nitty gritty.

Popularity contest is over.

Yeah.

Kent is in a position to get rid of, you know,

a likable person.

A person who literally is in the way of Kent winning $,.

But what Kent will probably do is stick with the popularity

contest and, you know, nominate, I'm guessing, either Will

and myself or Will and Krista.

I hate to say it, but either one of those

that you go up against--

I'm lost easily.

Not as definite with me, but definitely with her.

Oh, no. Definitely with you too.

- Definitely with her. - I mean, listen.

I'm the only person here who is--

who is hated left in the house.

I'm pretty sure Will is on his way out of the house.

It just burns me.

Oh, right.

Maybe--

No.

They're best buds.

I anticipate that I will be nominated again this week.

So I'm not even unpacking my bag.

In a way, it's worse for me because it's just, like,

delaying the inevitable now.

Yeah.

If, like--

I mean, if I go this week or next, you know.

There's just-- there's nobody here smart

enough to do the right thing.

Right.

I'm not going to try to win a popularity

contest with all these people, but I

think that it's worth a pitch.

Yeah. It can't hurt.

If you're going up anyways, just be like, look.

Here's the deal.

I'm not going to win this game, period.

Right.

So you need to ask yourself, who's

in the way of you taking--

Winning half a million dollars.

--taking home half a million dollars to Tennessee?

It's not me. - Yeah.

Why do-- why?

What do I do? I mean, am I--

Any other week, I could be gone.

Am I that un-enjoyable to be around?

If they thought Shannon and Hardy was entertaining,

you wait to see me and Kent this week if he dares

to put me up for nomination.

I will fight to the end.

Today I actually think of-- thought

of something I could make with the peanut

butter and jelly and bread. - Oh.

Wow.

Oh my goodness.

It'd be like a peanut butter souffle cake.

I'm very nervous that this week's food competition

is going to be a lot tougher.

I have yet to experience the peanut butter and jelly diet.

And I know that "Big Brother" could

be out to get some of us who have-- have yet

to experience that.

PB&J week coming next week.

Next week-- - No.

--is PB&J.

For somebody.

For somebody. I don't know.

Yeah. But it's coming again.

For some peoples.

God, don't let it be me.

[music playing]

Oh my god.

I'm going to open this.

Can I open this?

Oh, come outside.

Look at this.

Look at this.

Oh!

Uh oh.

"Are you ready to solve the mysteries

of the Big Brother pyramid?"

Oh, here it is.

So you got to be able to--

uh oh.

Tell them to come out and check it out.

Look at this.

It's King Tut.

Wait.

Commoners can't go near.

It's the food challenge.

A sarcophagus?

No, it's Tutankhamun.

It's beautiful.

What's it say, Hardy?

"Are you ready to solve the mysteries

of the Big Brother pyramid?"

It's a beautiful sarcophagus.

You know what it is, don't you?

- No, of course not. - The food pyramid.

Food pyramid.

Grocery challenge.

OK, guys.

Are you ready to solve the mysteries of the pyramid?

Yeah.

For this week's food competition,

you'll each have a chance to unravel

the mysteries of the "Big Brother" food pyramid.

All of our regular foods have been divided into seven

categories, as you see.

Veggies, starches, seafood, dairy, meat, fruits, and

my personal favorite, desserts.

Sweets, if you will.

Each of you will be responsible for one category.

I will call each of you up to the green mat one at a time,

and ask you some questions about the category

that you have selected.

If you answer two out of the three questions correctly,

we all win the foods in that category for the next week.

If you fail to answer two of the three questions correctly,

we will not get the food or beverage

in that category for the week.

As a group, you must decide who will be assigned to each

of those food categories.

Are you ready to choose your categories?

- Yes! - Yes!

OK! - All right.

Do it. - Wait, wait.

The only thing--

Take sea food.

The only thing I'm good at is fruit or sweets.

The rest of the [muted] I don't know.

I think I can do starches because I like breads.

I like meat.

I think that no matter what the underlying current

of the house was, as soon as we saw that we

could all eat if we won whatever category,

we were all like, wah!

You know?

So that was good.

Please take your places.

Who is responsible for veggies?

Me.

Veggie, veggie, veggie!

Nicole, step up.

All right.

Nicole, which one of the United States

is commonly known as the Garden State?

New Jersey.

That answer is correct.

Yes!

Oh, no.

He's going to be playing like that.

Spell "rhubarb."

Rhubarb.

R-H-U-B-A-R-B.

That answer is correct.

Woo!

Yes!

Good job.

That's it.

That is two of the three, and you've won.

We get a veggie!

Veggies!

Congratulations, Nicole.

Meat.

Meat, meat, meat, meat.

What was the name of Meatloaf's top selling album?

"Bat out of Hell."

Yeah!

You got meat, son!

[clapping]

You feeling me now?

Hardy did great on that Meatloaf album question.

And I was just sitting there, going,

oh, thank God that wasn't me.

Monica.

The fans of which NFL team are known as the Cheese Heads?

I need an answer.

I don't know.

The answer is the Green Bay Packers.

- Green Bay Packers. - Wisconsin.

Good try, Monica.

OK, Monica.

The fat particles in our milk are

broken up into smaller particles by a process

commonly known as what?

Is it pasteurized?

The answer is h*m*.

Good guess, though.

Good guess.

We have lost the dairy category.

- I'm sorry. - Good try.

Good try.

Mike.

Starches.

What's the capital city of the Potato State?

Is it Boise?

That would be Boise!

Woo!

Salted roe of sturgeon is more commonly known as--

Caviar?

That would be correct.

Yeah!

Woo!

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, baby!

This is fruits.

My mistake, sorry.

Your first question, Krista.

If you're eating an Anjou, a Bartlett, or a Bosc,

what kind of fruit are you eating?

A mushroom?

I don't freaking know.

What?

That would be--

I don't have no idea.

It's a pear, honey.

--a pear.

That's all right.

I don't eat pears!

- Good try. - It's OK.

No pressure.

I'm not sure, but where I'm from mushrooms aren't fruit.

Kiwi is a type of fruit.

It is also a nickname for a person

who comes from what country?

I say Australia.

The Land Down Under!

Yeah!

Way to pull it out!

That's not it.

The answer is New Zealand.

Oh!

[muted]

We ain't getting no fruit.

Last but not least--

Sweets!

All right.

Let's go, Bunky.

I am the Head of Household, and desserts

is my favorite category.

Don't let that put any undue pressure on you.

Oh no.

For the house to enjoy desserts the entire week--

All right, all right, all right.

Just get to the question.

According to the Girl Scouts of America--

Who?

The Girl Scouts of America.

Oh, yeah.

What is their best selling cookie?

The Thin Mints, chocolate Thin Mints?

- The answer is Thin Mints. - Yeah!

Woo!

You better work!

Bunky.

Yes, sir.

What type of nut is used to make a marzipan?

I'm going to say macadamia.

- The answer is almonds. - Damn.

That's all right. That's all right.

You got another one.

You got another one. - Dig deep.

Dig deep.

What flavors you found in a serving

of Neapolitan ice cream?

I'm just going to say chocolate,

vanilla, and strawberry?

[cheers]

Sweets!

Sweets!

[shouting]

Yes!

I love you.

Thank you.

All right, all right.

What's that over there?

Well, the first thing I'm going to do is get out of here

and go get me some--

Get you some what?

Ice cream?

Uh huh.

And-- and-- and some chocolate to go on top.

All right then.

Yeah, my sex drive is definitely going off the hook.

But it's nothing I can't handle.

Lord, I can't wait.

Oof.

I hear you.

I don't know how you stayed celibate for a year.

And a half.

I've done for three, four years.

I'd die.

Was is worst-- did you hit, like, your peak when

you were hitting your thirties?

That must be it for me, ma'am, because that's

all I think about.

Yeah, when-- yeah, when you get there it's on.

And after -year-old, it's off the hook.

My husband was actually afraid to get married to me.

You serious?

Yeah, because-- because about eight months ago, I just like--

freak.

Like a jack-- like a jackrabbit.

I still feel like that I'm the motherly figure sort of here,

and what Mom goes around and talks about raunchy sex?

Holy cow.

Insatiable.

Literally.

But maybe you-- but maybe you just highly sex--

you have a high sex drive.

I do.

But-- but we've been together almost four years.

OK.

And I was just like--

I mean, he was like, honey, I don't know if I

can-- if I can make you happy.

I mean, I would be--

--make him scared because what if he can't keep you satisfied?

You might want to go somewhere else.

Yeah.

I--

That's--

I understood what he was saying.

I was worried too.

I mean, for about four months I was like freak.

I mean, freak.

But I'm all right now.

But I'm telling you what, it was off the [muted] hook.

So don't get me wrong.

Being celibate the time I've been celibate is fine.

It's if I get a taste of it, it's going to be on.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

If I'm not doing it, I'm fine.

But if I start, I want to continue.

But if I'm not doing it, I'm OK.

If I get it, it's fine.

If I don't, it's all right.

You better stop touching me 'cause I'm going

to throw you on the floor.

You're going to get off your clothes.

I'm going to jump on top of you going like this.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Go girl!

Come on, come on, come on.

I can do like this.

Bam.

[laughter]

"Big Brother" gave us a fun project to do.

It wasn't a challenge, but it was a-- a fun crafty

project, which I love crafts.

You get to create something.

We all get a mosaic stepping stone kit.

Yeah!

Oh!

We got to create our own image or design on the stone.

When "Big Brother" threw out the mosaic stepping stones,

I was in a bad, whiny mood, and I wasn't even going to do it.

I was like, I don't do arts and crafts.

Then I get the bright idea that why

go making some stone for just anyone when you can use it

to win, you know, Krista over?

I figured she'd think it was cute.

I thought she-- she would maybe appreciate that.

I'm-- I'm going for the hard sell.

But it's a little different here in the house than

in the real world.

You've got to do some alternative things

to try to win over the girls.

This is mine.

Of course it's my name and a pepper for Louisiana.

I put my name on it just in case it was like a--

the first "Big Brother" marker or something that they would

leave here to be remembered by.

Mine is basically a symbol that I wear around my neck.

It's called a Navajo broken heart cross.

The star is for nobody has to say you are a star.

You a star in your heart.

And of course for the University

of Tennessee Volunteers.

Go Vols, beat the Gators.

I know a lot of people came here for $,.

I was really just looking to spoon with hot girls.

Mike Boogie just totally went off the hook.

I don't what he's thinking.

He put "Big Brother " and this big heart.

We have some women here who are celibate,

some who are married, some who are taken.

So my heart can only go to one, and I am Mike Malin,

and I save my heart for one Ms. Krista Stegall.

[laughter]

I think she liked it.

I think she felt that it was very sweet.

He done lost his mind.

He really-- and then he wore a kimono and got in my bed.

Will had the bright idea that I might look kind of studly

if I sported his kimono, his Japanese kimono.

I got the kimono.

I got the bed isolation.

Oh, is that where she sleeps, on that cot?

Here's one for Krista Belle.

If you could have a romance with any fictional character,

who would it be?

Yeah, Dracula.

A romance?

- A romance? - Yes.

- Dracula. - You say Dracula?

Oh yeah.

I say Dracula.

Absolutely.

Earlier in the night, Krista had

said if she could have a dream date with anyone,

it would be Dracula.

Bite me.

Absolutely.

Please.

Oh my gosh.

Absolutely.

So although I consider that a little macabre,

I figured I would try to appropriate sort of a--

a Dracula look.

All right.

I guess I'm going to be presumptuous, crawl into bed,

sharpen my fangs, and wait for Dracula's next victim.

Men have a tendency, they can't-- you know,

they can't not think about sex or being close to someone,

cuddling.

Because he said it's not about sex.

It's about spooning and cuddling and that kind of thing.

If this doesn't work--

You're looking good.

I mean, right?

I got the whole package.

You know?

I got a kimono.

I got an ascot.

I got a great haircut, an engaging smile.

I don't know what else I can offer a girl.

I got a serious, serious headache.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just waiting.

I don't care if it takes an hour.

He got that kimono on and his [muted] ascot.

Oh, Will told him to put the ascot on.

We got him, though.

Don't'-- don't-- don't think we ain't got a plan,

'cause I got a plan.

OK.

If she rejects me, I might have

to break up Nicole's marriage.

Hardy said somebody just--

just anxious to get his feelings hurt.

And then he thought about it for a minute, he goes,

but that is kind of cute, what he's doing.

I'm just going to leave a spot for her to crawl into.

I'm going to pass out, and hopefully I'll

wake up with her next to me.

[snoring]

I unfortunately fell asleep waiting for her in her bed.

Let me sleep with you, Boogie.

Kent, sometimes late-- later, when you get a chance,

can I borrow your ear for about two seconds?

Oh, sure. Sure.

Sure.

I have something to run by you.

Oh, well now.

I don't think they can hear us even now.

Because I was going to ask you, because I'm

asking everybody who they-- who they feel should be nominated.

Here-- here's my thing.

I mean, I know I'm on top of the hit list.

I mean, I've pretty much pissed everyone off.

And-- and I know that my association with Shannon--

Sure.

--had-- never-- didn't help anything.

So I know-- - She was-- she was-- she--

She's vicious and all that.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, I know I'm at the hit--

I mean, it's no secret that I'm on the top of the hit list.

I'm top of your hit list, but I'm on the top

on everybody's hit list.

I think you're not on the top.

Let's put it that way.

I think everybody separated you from Shannon.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Because they knew that, you know, a lot of things--

I mean, you even-- and I even said this

to somebody minutes ago--

I said, look.

I said, Shannon said some things that Will

would just kind of go [muted].

At that last meeting, I was like, we

got to get rid of Shannon.

Oh, this [muted] b*tch is k*lling me here.

I'm not so sure I want to be standing next to her

because I'll catch-- you know, because you're going to get

bloodied standing next to her.

Yeah.

I mean, I've been many times guilty by association,

if anything. - Oh, yeah.

Like the whole Autumn thing, I had nothing to do with that.

Everyone was mad about that. I was like, what the hell?

[muted].

And I think you got hurt by your associations.

But hey, you were there.

And-- and Mike's more--

- I'm trying to get laid. - I know.

And-- and Mike's more your age and you guys like to hang out

and all that kind of [muted].

So yeah.

Don't just--

See, the-- I think that-- you know, it is--

it is a popularity contest.

But ultimately now at this point, I--

I think that what people are going to start realizing is

you got to eliminate the strong people, and not the weak.

Right. Right.

And from your perspective, I think

it'd be a lot easier for you to be in the finals with me,

where you would win easily, as opposed

to in the finals with, say, Krista, Monica, or Bunky,

where it would be right up in the air.

Sure.

But if I was Head of Household,

for me it would probably be eliminating Mike Boogie

because he competes with me the most-- you know,

the most for that spot.

And clearly at this point, I'm on borrowed time.

Like you said, dead man walking, you know.

It's-- if it's not this week, it's next week, you know.

[laughs]

Well, but you know-- then again, you never know.

I mean, it's-- you know [muted] things change so--

so quickly.

I overheard the conversation with Kent and Will

regarding Shannon.

And don't you dare tell Will.

- Oh, I won't. - I swear to god, Boogie.

I won't.

I'm looking out for you.

Yeah, I know.

And I just thought that we--

Will was going-- going to go meet Shannon.

You know, he sat here and said that he had never had

no serious relationship before.

He don't know what's going to happen with Shannon and all.

But because they didn't kiss and all that kind of stuff,

and basically that everybody thinking

maybe Shannon might have used him.

That's freaking me the [muted] out.

Like, everything I believed about him

is totally changing right now from one conversation

I heard him talking about.

Are you sure he's not just playing Kent, then?

No.

You don't think?

No.

Talking about putting you up against Bunky.

I'll beat Bunky.

That would be the best thing for all of us.

You will not beat Bunky.

I was a little taken aback, I think,

just the fact that Krista had her finger so much on the pulse

of what was going on.

She might, I think.

Yeah.

-.

It'll be a - vote.

No, it's only five people voting.

So -.

I only need three.

Monica gets a win either way.

Yeah.

I mean, Monica has nothing against you.

--Kent or--

And nothing against [inaudible]..

I saved Kent's a*s the first week.

He doesn't remember that?

And the second week.

What is he talking about?

Wait, what word did they use on me?

If I had my--

Druthers?

Druthers, yeah.

You would be it.

That's what Kent said?

If I had my druthers, Mike--

Mike would be it?

[music playing]

Here is Bunky and I in domesticated bliss once again.

Everybody outside enjoying themselves,

having a good time, and me and Bunky doing all the work.

Mm-hm.

Kent and Bunky are pretty much the Odd

Couple, Felix and Oscar, of the "Big Brother" house.

Is this slowly making us crazy?

Yes, it is.

It's lead-based paint, son.

And there's another piece to the puzzle.

The Odd Couple the other day was discussing quiche.

It's just funny that-- that mister big tough football beer

drinking redneck daddy likes it.

Quiche.

I love quiche.

So do I.

Oh my god, spinach and ham.

I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Real men don't-- don't eat quiche.

Oh, man.

I'm just kidding.

Spinach, ham, onion.

I would just experiment.

Throw bacon in there.

I mean, just everything.

I never imagined that Kent and Bunky would

be friends like they are now.

When do you put the Japanese swinging-- swing in here?

I wish they'd made it purple.

Why-- why-- why do you think they give

us this dark colors in there?

Black and dark blue.

It's actually two colors of blue.

It's actually about four colors of blue.

And that chair doesn't catch-- match any of them.

Thank you.

That blue one does not match the walls.

It's the wrong--

It clashes big time.

--shade of blue.

I appreciate Kent and his sense of humor.

I appreciate Kent's friendship.

I'm a-- I feel that Kent has worked really hard at getting

along with me and vise versa.

How do I look?

Fantabulous.

Thank you.

I find him to be one of the most honest and sensitive

people in the house.

I enjoy his company.

He's got a great sense of humor.

Mm-hm.

[inaudible]

Yeah, I know.

Yeah.

[laughter]

When they got out of here, they plan

on being real good friends.

But I wouldn't have expected that.

You--

It's Bunky the sailor man.

Toot toot.

It would just be so boring to-- to nominate Will and Mike.

We're looking at several alternatives.

I'm going with what the majority says.

Oh, OK.

This is-- this is a team effort.

I'm just asking people opinions. - OK.

All right.

I'm voting for a Chilltown person.

So I don't care who the two are. - OK, OK.

As long as one of them is Chilltown--

- Mike needs to go. - Right.

I agree. - Will's not a threat.

- No. - Mike is.

Mike is.

Mike has this idea that because I didn't join Chilltown

and because he didn't nominate me the first week,

I owe him something and I should be loyal to him

for some reason.

And you know what?

That's going to be so sweet for you

because Mike said that he saved you.

It's like, well, Mike, I guess that was

a stupid move on your part.

All along, it's been if I get Head of the Household,

I'm nominating two Chilltown people.

I'm nominating two Chilltown people.

OK, there are two Chilltown people

left, Kent, Will and Mike.

And now Kent isn't so sure that he wants to do that.

Now we're in a position to actually play some games.

Sure.

If we want to make it Mike and Hardy just so Hardy can go--

good night.

You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.

And-- - Plus--

We're going to pass Hardy and see what he thinks.

Plus-- and hell, you want the air time?

Hell, I'll make it you and Mike.

I'm going to be nominated.

- I mean, I-- - Not necessarily.

No.

OK, then that's-- that's-- oh, then you tell me.

Makes me too uncomfortable.

This may be the beginning of the end for Bunky.

Oh, your back would be so covered.

I mean, just being nominated makes me ill to my stomach.

Oh, OK.

I mean, I feel bad for all of you had to live through it,

and I know eventually my time will come.

But I don't want a dress rehearsal.

--you might want the red chair to be

able to-- to do your thing.

So I'm considering nominating Bunky.

Now, please-- please know that Hardy, Nicole, and Monica,

they don't got your back. - OK.

I trust you guys.

I trust you guys.

This-- we are so solid that this

is really a chance for Bunky to get

some face time in the chair--

Which I really don't want.

Everyone can say now, oh, Bunky.

No problem.

We're not going to vote for you.

But what if Bunky has a few bad days and-- and I'm just not

cheerful and I start snapping at people,

and then they start getting mad at me

and people come in here and--

I vote to evict Bunky.

Everybody thinks, though, that Will's easily out of here.

Do not underestimate him.

Kent has indicated to me that he is going to nominate

someone from Chilltown.

And I don't know who Kent is going to nominate.

Maybe he's going to try to pay back Krista

because Krista nominated him before?

I don't know.

I-- I don't even trust Kent, and I don't think Kent

trusts himself.

You were right.

What's up?

You have pissed the whole house off.

I know.

I'm telling you, I'm at the top of the hit list.

I did a whole assessment last night,

and it's like, OK, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will.

Exactly.

Will.

Well, it leaves me having to cross the group.

Or not having to cross them, but having to go against what

the group wants to keep you from being nominated.

All right.

And-- but now, mano a mano, me and you,

OK, goes no further, correct?

Won't leave this area.

OK.

As I was talking to them, they said they wouldn't mind

if it was Mike instead of you.

But it's got to be one of you.

All right.

And then who's going to be the other person?

Well it doesn't matter because the-- who-- either Mike

or I is going to lose.

Well, I don't know.

They don't agree with who else I want to put up if it's not you.

And I just told them point blank I got to do

what I feel like I got to do.

Certainly.

If I make a deal with Kent promising not to nominate him,

then at least I have a chance of fighting for Mike

and trying to get some votes.

So if myself, Nicole, and Krista would vote to keep Mike,

then we could easily beat whoever he put up.

See, the thing is for me it makes sense keeping me

around because I'm so hated that it only-- you know what I mean?

At any time, I could go out.

People have said-- and I heard them say it yesterday--

was that, you know, with-- with Shannon gone,

Will's like a changed guy.

I feel Kent really does owe Mike something.

Kent, however, sort of has to do whatever

the group wants him to do.

Why does Mike think that I owe him some sort of allegiance

because he didn't nominate me?

I didn't ask him not to [muted] me.

Does that mean everybody in the house

that he didn't nominate owes him allegiance?

I have-- and I told Mike this--

I got issues with some people other than Chilltown, OK?

And one of them is going to manifest itself as a nomination

today if I don't nominate you. - Really?

- Yeah. - OK.

And that's-- that's going to piss some people off.

OK.

But you know, I--

I got to-- and I told him this.

I said, look, guys, I got to do what I got to do.

Certainly.

So here's the deal.

If I don't nominate you, will you give you amnesty when you

become Head of the Household? - Certainly.

Will you? OK.

I promise you that.

I made a deal with the devil, i.e.

Kent.

Well, the beauty of having me in this house

is that I'm the biggest liar in the house,

maybe the biggest liar in California,

and let's go on a limb here, possibly

the biggest liar in America.

I'm going to nominate Kent and Hardy next week

as soon as I get by this week.

It's just a matter of keeping Mike Boogie really close.

Keeping him in the house.

Ooh, laundry.

[music playing]

Oh.

Oh.

As part of my Head of Household privileges

today, I received photographs of my children and my wife, and--

and good luck messages and--

and kind sentiments from them.

Oh.

Guys going to make me cry.

[music playing]

[inaudible]

Seeing the pictures did strengthen my resolve.

This is the longest I've ever been away from my girls.

Miss you guys.

And I can be away longer from my girls

knowing that I might be able to do something for them

that I wouldn't normally be able to do.

Yeah.

As the Head of the Household, my responsibilities also

include the nomination process.

What I'll do is go to the memory wall

and collect all of the keys of the house guests.

Take them back to the Head of the Household room,

where there will be a box.

OK.

The keys that are placed into the box

will be the keys of the house guests that are safe.

The two keys that I put into the velvet bag

will be the two house guests that I will today nominate.

And here we go.

Can we go ahead and get everybody in the dining room

now, and go ahead and do it.

[inaudible] Big Daddy.

Oh, I got to go get dressed.

I've been Head of Household in the past,

and I know exactly what Kent's going through.

You're really nervous, and you don't know exactly if you're

making the right choice.

[music playing]

I am holding two people's future in my hands.

That's an awesome responsibility.

You must be very careful because it may be someone who

can come back and cause you problems in the future,

the house guest that remains.

But it's something that you have to do,

and we all know it's a game and it has to be done.

OK, folks.

We've done this for several weeks,

and we kind of all know what the story is with this.

It's the nomination ritual.

It's where the Head of the Household

each week nominates two house guests for eviction.

What we'll do here is we'll take the keys.

We will turn them, and we will pull them out of the slots,

and we will say the name on the key, say you are safe,

and move the key to the next person.

And they will retrieve the next key, OK?

I'm going to start with the very first key.

Good luck to everyone.

Will, you are safe.

Hardy, you are safe.

Nicole, you are safe.

Monica, you're safe.

Bunky, you are safe.

OK, we have finished with the nomination ritual.

I have nominated Mike and I have nominated Krista.

Mike, the reason that I nominated you is I

think we probably all know what happened at the beginning

of this game with Chilltown.

To many in the house, Chilltown meant

hatefulness, mean-spiritedness.

And that's unfortunate because I know

you, outside of this place, are none of those things.

You're a stand-up guy.

Your family, your friends love you,

and you're a great guy to hang out with.

But I think you got pulled into something in this game

that I think you now regret.

So I felt I had to nominate you.

Krista, I feel like that you've been playing

the game for Krista by Krista.

I think you have entered into confidences with people

and then betrayed those confidences.

And I don't respect the way you play the game.

OK?

Monday we will have a Monday meeting.

The two nominees will have a-- a--

Oh.

--a chance to respond.

Actually, I'm going to speak now.

OK.

I want to know what you're going to go home and tell

your daughter when she says, Daddy, the first week when you

won the car and everybody wanted you out of the house

and Mike Boogie saved you, why did you

put him up for nomination three weeks later?

How are you going to answer that question?

I didn't ask you not to nominate me,

and that's why I don't understand why I owe you

loyalty but the other nine people in this house

that you didn't nominate don't know you loyalty.

Well, because the-y--

you won the car and you came to me

and said all the women in the house are brutal.

They're, you know, going to try to get me out of here.

Justin told me all the women in the house

were against me because I threw an unwed mother out of the car.

Exactly.

Do you think if I put you up against someone

that week that you would have won

and you would still be here right now?

I have no way of knowing.

This is a game, and you've got to nominate someone.

Well, don't contradict yourself

and hide behind that veil because you're

saying that you're nominating me not because it's a game

and you have to evict someone--

No, I'm nominating you because I think you did things

in this house that people in this house,

including myself, are not happy with.

You know, it's cool.

I-- I don't ever want to hear out of anyone's mouth

here that Chilltown this or Chilltown that,

because Chilltown is no different than what's

going on here, all right?

So let's just get it out in the open.

If you guys are all together, that's cool.

It's fine.

But keep in mind only one of you is going to win the money,

and just remember that.

So you're all going to have to turn on each other eventually.

OK. Very good.

I don't care about when I leave.

I care about how I leave.

[music playing]

Mike, good, bad, or indifferent, Chilltown is bad

and you're Chilltown.

Kent and I are-- are going to have a w*r this week.

[music playing]