02x06 - Episode 6

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NARRATOR: Previously, on "Big Brother."

The rift grew between the so-called Brat Pack

from Chilltown and the self-proclaimed Real People

from Hotbox.

Passions flared when Autumn accused Mike of trying

to seduce her to win her vote.

You came on to every guy in here, Autumn.

NARRATOR: And Shannon worried that she

may not be liked by the group.

Because it upsets me when people think ill of me.

NARRATOR: Krista won the coveted position Head of Household

and happily took possession of her new room.

However, the responsibility to nominate the next two

houseguests for eviction threw her head

first into the ongoing power struggle.

If you put up Will against anybody, Will's going to win.

NARRATOR: The men won the food competition,

condemning the women to peanut butter and jelly for the week.

This sucks.

NARRATOR: And after much soul searching,

Krista announced her nominees for eviction.

I've nominated Kent and Autumn.

NARRATOR: Who will move closer to the grand prize,

and who will lose ground?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

I was so nervous at the nomination ritual.

I really thought, towards the end,

that Krista, for fear of having the whole house turn

against her, was going to put up either Autumn, Kent, or Hardy

for one nomination and pick Will for the other.

[RAPPING] Before the keys were pulled, I was feeling down.

And Kristabel turned my frown upside down.

A lot of people thought they were

going to be here for a while.

But I'm looking around this afternoon.

I don't see too many smiles.

Kristabel pulled the keys, man, it was a thrill.

Because the last key out was from Chilltown.

It was my man Will.

Um, um.

I know, right now, that I'm living on borrowed time.

I feel lucky to be here at this point.

I don't feel that Will's a threat anymore

because of the fact that, in the end, no one will vote for him.

It was more or less a luck of the draw on the second person

I nominated.

It was not a vengeance thing, or I never

had anything against Kent.

And I love him to death.

But Autumn, I don't think, is a very emotional stable person.

I think that she's the weakest in the house,

and she's probably doing more damage to herself staying

in this house than leaving.

I am becoming a very bitter and angry person.

And I don't want to take that home to my kid.

I don't feel sad, glad, or mad about being

emotional about someone trying to hurt me.

You have cried for a week, but you're not [muted] pretty girl.

Black guys-- if there were black guys [muted],,

they'd pay attention to me.

What does that have to do with anything, Mike?

Autumn is given up.

I mean, she knows that I can't stand

her and the problems we've had. - Damn!

Just-- I just want to be left alone.

That's my whole problem. Just leave me--

I think how it all goes--

Autumn will basically concede.

And I think that Kent will try to slowly--

will burrow his way out of trouble.

But right now, he's not looking too good.

It's the evil.

Trust me, they've been saying the same thing

to me for days.

[muted] It's evil.

This is sucking the life right out of me.

We have a winner!

Yay!

[cheers]

Autumn and I started as the last two sitting in the car.

And now, here we sit, both being nominees.

Any way I could get a little bit of space, Autumn?

- Yeah. - I'm sorry.

I just really need some space right now.

- OK. - I just think that's--

OK? - Sure, yeah.

I just want to make sure you're OK.

All right, I know.

I'm fine.

Thank you, sweetie.

You'll be all right. - I'm going to be mad.

You'll be fine.

I love you.

You'll be fine.

I think this will change a lot of things in the house.

Honestly, I mean, [inaudible].

I'm going back to minute.

Peace.

Hell freeze.

Are you mad at me?

I knew you were going to nominate me just as soon as you

got Head of Household, Krista.

I chose Autumn.

Everything else that was ran--

the rest was random.

Yeah, I felt like you'd nominate me.

But it's no big deal. See?

And I like that it's the game.

So I mean, can you stand it here another week?

Can you stand dealing with this kind of pressure,

and this kind of stress, and all the mind games, and everything

else-- can you deal with that for another week?

I have to be honest with you.

I don't know if you can.

I know.

I'll be the first one to say that I had

no idea this environment was going

to be as hostile and judgmental as it is.

She's emotionally needy.

And for us to have to kind of carry her and nurture her kind

of takes away from us a little bit because if somebody

falls, or stumbles, we all have to kind of stumble

to help them out.

You know I'm saying?

Do you think it's better for her to stay?

No.

So maybe I thought you should know.

Don't you think it's best?

When I saw Hardy like that, I just expected someone either

conceited or really dumb.

[grunting] All the way up!

His body is--

oh, my god-- and that's all I have to say about his body.

Look at that.

How lucky can you get and how beautiful can a person be?

[laughing]

Like I said, my hormones been on lockdown.

But those sounds make them go, [gurgling]..

Don't be saying [inaudible].

You've got to figure, you know, this guy's so vain,

he's going to break a neck trying to snap

and look in a mirror.

[grunting] Ahh!

He has shocked me.

Ooh!

Oh, look at the man go.

He's very well-grounded.

He's an honest and sincere individual.

And of all the people in the house,

he's probably one of, if not my favorite.

I mean, I just try a lot harder at certain things

that I like to do that make me feel good.

So it's like as far as, like, me considering myself, like,

better than anyone else or better looking,

or whatever, I don't necessarily consider myself that way.

It's other people that--

I mean, everyone's got their own opinion.

Hardy is beautiful to look at.

He's eye candy.

But he shouldn't be treated that way,

because he's got the heart.

He's a perfect guy.

And whoever doesn't see it, that's their fault.

I don't think he's going to come to Chilltown.

He certainly doesn't like what I represent, which is honesty,

even if it's cruel.

And he would much rather things be, you know,

puppy dogs and roses.

Whereas, I would much rather things be realistic.

They're just capable of doing stuff, I think,

that I know I couldn't do to win.

Right.

People I love, I will love anyway.

For instance, they're sucking up to--

- Nicole. - Really, really--

Cracking me up.

--really sucking up to Nicole.

My goal is to bring them down, whether I win or not, you know?

Good.

That's all I want to see.

He tends to root for the underdog, as a lot of us do.

I just don't want to see-- you know, I just

don't want that [inaudible].

I love your a*s, Hardy.

Anyway--

Thank you.

He's opened up a lot.

Hardy's always looked me in the eye.

And most people in here don't look you in the eye.

You're being gunned down by whom?

Will, Shannon, and Mike.

Chilltown.

They ain't going to stand a chance.

Besides, you're strong, man.

You can take them on.

[laughs] It ain't me I'm worried about.

Who are you worried about?

I don't know.

I don't think I'm worried about anybody.

I got your back.

I'm right behind you.

You know us g*y guys.

Same way.

I think his modus operandi is that he's going to try to just

be the nice guy, be Mr. Sensitive,

and then, you know, hope to sneak

into the finals of the show.

That seems to be working because I think a lot of people

here are very naive.

I only have one goal, and that's to get those sons

of b*tches out of here.

You going to?

[inaudible] Brat Pack?

Um-hum.

Yes.

He wants to see Chilltown go down and out.

And then he said that we can put him up for nomination,

and he'll walk out with his head held high.

No cows?

Are you guys calling me a cow?

They're not saying no cows.

They're saying cow crossing.

- Meaning what? - I don't know.

They're going to bring a cow in here.

What the hell does that mean, Kent?

What happened?

The cow sign.

I don't know.

It's probably just telling us we're a bunch of fat asses.

Could be steak.

Could be a big steak dinner tonight or something.

Not for us.

You ever put melted cheese on spaghetti?

No.

I take shredded cheese, and I cover it and just melt it.

- [inaudible] - My wife thinks I'm crazy.

[inaudible] That's too [inaudible],,

Just use Parmesan.

I like-- no, shredded cheese all over it.

If I had a shredded cheese, I'd take--

Cheddar cheese.

--regular cheese.

Take a slice, and throw it on top, and let it melt.

Let it melt. See, before this competition,

I was thinking to myself.

I thought that.

I thought, oh, man, I hope Monica is on my team, man.

Now, they give me and Monica a bunch of hoo woo,

so I can [muted] all these health freaks.

We'll have us a good time.

Come on, Krista.

Dinner time!

We don't know!

Man, we've got a lot of them signs where I'm from.

Yeah.

What was that about?

Your breasts are sagging, and they're trying to tell you.

Or we're going to have a square dance.

A hoedown.

A hoedown!

Where the buffalo roam.

I would have played the game just like you did--

a positive and a negative-- a sure thing.

Well, that shows you the overall character of the frigging

psychos they've put in here.

Shannon is very interesting.

I had my eye on her in the beginning.

I-- kind of, in my head, I nicknamed her the ice princess.

There's a few people that I fit in with.

They don't try to do mean things to other people.

You know, Autumn is, like, getting to the point

where we might have to just, like, lock her in something,

like in a storage room or something.

Maybe we have to hog tie her.

And no pun intended.

[laughing]

Those are the people that will be

my friends when I leave this house,

that I will definitely hang out with.

My take on Shannon as an individual is that she

is a very strong woman.

She's very arrogant.

Well, no, that's what I just said.

I don't think I'm better than everybody else,

no matter what everybody else thinks

that I think that I think that.

She is here to win.

If she has to draw blood to do it, she will.

She'll chew you up, and spit you out, and laugh

at the remains of you.

I've heard several people tell me that you just hate me.

No, I don't hate you.

I think what it is is that certain people get

along better with other people.

You and I have not been close from the day I walked in here.

Shannon is very passive aggressive.

She is one of these persons who will smile to your face

and then go right behind your back.

Kent's not going to hate you.

He already won a [muted] car.

She's trying to be the leader of the group.

Because you know what?

One of us is going to be in that same position next week.

During the meeting, Shannon shed some crocodile tears

and got all choked up.

And she just wants everyone to get along and blah, blah, blah.

And it was just crap, complete crap.

Let me tell you something about Shannon.

Shannon is no joke.

She's very straightforward.

She knows what she wants, and that's great.

I'm the same way.

But Shannon's a slick a*s, OK?

You know-- you know, she bring the tears when it's necessary,

and that's good and all.

I don't think they are real.

I can only do so much.

I can't hold everybody's hand.

And I'm sorry if I'm not friends with you

just because I don't sit and smoke with you.

Because I get up and I go take care of my body.

Jocks usually hang out together.

Sitting in that chair frigging chain smoking my entire life

away-- it makes me ill.

She's very crafty.

She's very mischievous.

She's somewhat manipulating.

And she very well might be stabbing me in the back.

She is very self-centered.

It's all me, me, me, me, me.

I thought that this last week was utter and complete hell.

But it is absolutely nothing compared

to losing food privileges, eating

PB&J, and watching the guys feast

on salads and fresh vegetables.

It's absolutely horrifying.

I want to die.

Nice!

Dude-- Bunky, this looks amazing.

I just want a [muted] baked potato.

Fried shrimp and stuff baked potatoes?

That's right. That's right.

Before you guys eat it, let me cut it and see if it's ready.

Yeah, I can't guarantee you it's going to taste good.

Looks perfect!

Did you leave the oven on?

Oh, my god, it looks amazing.

Stuffed bell peppers, a red tomato

gravy on the mashed potatoes, or with Tabasco

and Worcestershire--

[growls]

You got any more of that delicious looking Hollandaise

sauce?

I don't think she wants hers, OK?

Has it got peppers, and mushrooms, and onions on it?

No.

Cheese?

No mushrooms on it.

Everything else on it.

OK, some barbecue sauce, maybe?

- Nah. - No?

Some hot sauce.

Hot sauce.

Wow.

Walking the hell around in circles.

Freaking delicious meal.

How the hell did he make this?

Have you tried-- oh, you tried the sauce, too?

Oh, this is my third.

I'm going to have six a day--

one for breakfast, one for a snack, one for lunch,

and one for a snack, one for dinner, and one for a snack.

We had a luxury competition coming up,

and the girls were definitely hoping it was for food.

Oh, yeah!

We were all grumpy, tired, and--

it's bull riding. - I want a hat!

I want a hat!

I want a hat!

Howdy, houseguests.

For today's luxury competition, the men and women

will face off once again.

You'll each have a chance to ride the "Big

Brother" bull for seconds at a standard speed

for men and women.

The object is to stay on for as long as you can.

If more than one team member rides

for seconds without getting bucked,

the speed will be upped one notch.

Winner takes all for their team.

Today's luxury prize is all the fixings for a big old Texas

style barbecue.

[cheers and yelling]

We have to pick three girls--

it's girls against guys--

and three guys to ride.

And you better win.

I'll win.

I was definitely willing to put my a*s on the line.

And for the simple fact that I wanted to beat the boys and let

them know that I can outride the darn bull.

For the girls team, we have Nicole--

Yeah, Nicole!

--Autumn--

[cheering]

--and Shannon.

Yay!

No, no.

For the guys team, we have Hardy, we have Bunky,

and we have Will.

Hang on!

[country music plays]

[yelling and cheering]

[laughing]

Hold on!

You've got it, girl!

Come on, girl!

Oh!

Yeah, baby!

The rodeo experience this morning was fantabulous.

No, actually, it was rough.

Go, Bunky!

You've got it, baby!

Hold on!

Hold on!

A little bit longer!

All right!

Whoo!

All right!

I had never been on a mechanical bull before.

What a surprise, huh?

I was a little nervous, and I wanted to stay on for the

seconds because one, I didn't want to let the guys down,

and two, I didn't want the g*y guy to fall

off and be the weakest link.

[yelling and screaming]

Hold on, Bunky, hold on!

Hold on!

Hold on, Bunky!

Hold on, Bunky!

You're the man!

Hold on!

Come on, Bunky, hold on!

But that's the way it turned out being.

So I fulfilled a stereotype.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Oh, yeah!

Hold on, Will!

Is this all you got?

He's got a lot of ba*ls.

That's the guys team.

[inaudible] a little bit I think.

Me.

That's all right, though.

Nice ride, Will!

For the second round of the bull riding competition,

at least one member from each team

had to ride a minimum of seconds

or their team would be eliminated.

Kind of a painful experience the second time around.

Hold on!

Hold on!

Hold on! Hold on!

You got it, girl!

Come on!

It's over !

Go, Hardy!

All righty, then!

Next up, we've got William!

Once Hardy fell off the bull, it was up to Will

to ride for seconds, or the boys were out.

Dude, do I have to go?

No.

Yeah, just give it a try, man.

Come on.

Yeah, you're our last hope.

If you do not stay on the bull, Will,

the women will win the barbecue!

Come on, Will!

Let him go.

Let him go, please?

I don't know if I can do this.

You can do it!

You can do it.

Try everything.

ALL GIRLS: Forfeit, forfeit, forfeit!

Give it your best shot!

Are you forfeiting?

I don't know.

He's getting some backup.

He'll be right back.

He's got to make some minor adjustments with his stuff.

He's going to get a piece of tape for the glove.

I'm not going to just bow over and give them whatever

they want whenever they want.

So I went inside, and got some peanut butter,

and showed it to them to remind them who was the boss.

He went to get the peanut butter!

He just got the peanut butter.

There's a new sheriff in town, and this is his badge.

Oh!

[yelling]

Oh, my god!

And because of my hatred for him anyway,

I really just wanted to go up there

and pummel him right then.

But I knew the bull would do it.

ALL: Yeehaw!

Oh, man!

[everyone yelling loudly]

Whoo!

Whoo!

All right, come on, everybody!

The women will be eating barbecue Texas style!

Chicken, fish--

Chicken, shish kebabs--

If they rub this food in our faces, I'll be mad.

Should I get out these paper plates?

Yeah, I'll cook.

[fast tempo country music plays]

Dude, do you see their breasts,

how big their breasts are?

Yes, why thank you!

I bet they taste good.

I tell you, if I never see another peanut

butter and jelly sandwich, ever, I will not be hurt.

And then, today, when we came through on the challenge,

I was elated.

We sat around all day, just kind of with our mouths

dripping, just waiting for the barbecue,

waiting for the barbecue, waiting for the barbecue.

When it got here, no words were spoken on the table

because everyone's mouth was full.

Barbecue dinner-- great one night.

It ends that night.

PB&J the next day.

I don't have beautiful skin.

I don't have beautiful nothing.

That's why I ain't getting in a bathing suit,

and I ain't getting in the pool.

I am absolutely not going in the pool.

Maybe I'll get in the pool.

Never, ever will-- unless I absolutely have to.

I have a bigger problem with--

The water?

--of other people's--

It looked like a big bowl--

a big tub-- of snakes to me.

I hope my husband's watching this.

I hope you're watching this, honey, at work right now.

I decided to get in the pool and to let the people know, who

need to know, anything I was scared of before,

I am not scared of now.

And I am % not going in the Jacuzzi

because that is a festering pool of bacteria.

Frigging-- you do realize [inaudible]..

This is a breakthrough day for me.

I feel like I made an a*s of myself.

I feel like I was [muted].

But I don't-- I know you don't want my--

you know, you don't want my false crocodile tears.

I mean, I made an a*s of myself for two weeks.

And now I didn't make an a*s of myself,

I didn't even know I was.

Like, what other choice do I have

when Nicole says something now?

She's the, you know, queen of evil,

and she's running this house.

And everyone's at her beck and call.

And if you want to stay here, you kind of

have to kiss Nicole's butt.

I feel like a dumb a*s.

I feel like a piece of [muted].

I'm embarrassed.

If you won the show, I would be very happy.

I can be honest and say that I respect your power.

And if you won the show, I would be

much more happy about you winning it than Bucky

or Autumn, for instance.

Bunky's a very nice guy, but I'm going to be embarrassed

if the rest of my life, people are like,

you know the guy with the yellow bow in his hair

and the blue cape beat your a*s in this show.

I'm going to be like, you're right, I'm [muted] embarrassed.

But if people are like, man, that b*tch Nicole beat you a*s,

I'm going to be like, yes, she did.

Oh, my god!

You-- you are a good [muted].

You're a good manipulator, Will.

Do you think you're ever going to be a human?

I hope!

I mean, I look at people and I try to be.

I just-- oh, god, it's just hard.

I will say that, like, I have no feelings of human sympathy,

and I feel like I'm a robot on many levels.

I feel like I, you know, look like a human on the outside,

but I'm a machine on the inside.

But you have to admit that I have a love for nature

that no one in here has.

That's neither here nor there, but that's true.

I'm sorry.

I have a larger love of nature than you do.

No, absolutely not. Listen, that's % not.

Animals-- I don't eat them.

OK, that may be true.

That's why I don't eat them.

Listen, that may be true.

But I mean-- listen, I'm not going to deny that I eat meat.

It's a necessity for me, personally.

But, you know, like I have--

It's not a necessity for anyone, Will.

I can't be a vegetarian.

I feel that humans are carnivores.

I can't speak on that right now because my feelings

are too strong. - OK.

I'm wanting to k*ll you.

I understand.

But why can't you drink cow milk?

It doesn't harm cows.

It helps them.

Because it disgusts me.

I just can't do it.

Why?

Because it's squeezed out of a cow's nipple.

And I just don't dig that.

And that's all you need to know.

I just can't understand that.

That's all you need to know.

And the rest of all you need to know--

Listen, fine.

Nicole, we can agree to disagree.

Well, like, listen, Nicole.

The thing is, you know, at least I can respect your honesty.

You don't like me, and I % respect that you've

been very clear about that.

Everyone else doesn't like me, but they still [muted] kiss

my-- you know, not kiss my a*s-- but they

still pretend like they do.

And, you know, like, the one thing I hate is a [muted] liar,

a coward.

And you're certainly not that, you know?

I think you're a b*tch, and I don't get along with you.

But I don't think you're--

you're not the lowest of the low.

[laughs quietly] Maybe you should stop

while you're slightly, maybe, a little bit--

a centimeter ahead.

I don't think I'm ahead.

But I will stop.

I will stop.

Because you just jumped back two spots on that one.

I will stop.

Well, here's the thing.

I can be a b*tch to people who deserve to have

somebody be a b*tch to them. - Right?

Like myself.

Because-- yes.

I'm just saying.

I'm willing to give you my word of honor

that in the event that I'm Head of Household,

I will never nominate you, Mike, or Shannon.

I'm asking you to keep an open mind.

I am keeping an open mind.

I always keep an open mind.

OK.

It's going to be an interesting week.

I'm going to get some water.

I'll walk you in.

I think I just got the worst sunburn in my [muted] life.

No.

You don't think so?

No.

[soft piano music plays]

Oh!

Good night.

Well, I will be honest in saying that if somebody

has to concede--

in my mind, I feel it should be Kent because he's

already won the car.

In my mind, I feel like it should be, too.

But I think that--

But that's a decision that he has to make.

You two just take time--

both of you-- to really think about it.

And then--

I was hoping that was going to happen.

And that's what I was talking to all of them

about before the nominations was that if it's two of us--

that those two people could get together and, as adults,

maybe, hopefully, somebody could concede and tell the rest of us

how to go.

Because we're the majority.

Sure.

But that's not going to happen, right?

No.

So--

And are you telling me to concede to one?

No, I'm not telling you.

Oh, wow, wow.

I'm just asking you if it's even a possibility.

No, I'm not conceding because I--

OK, and that's fine.

- I want to stay in. - You have every right.

I want to stay in.

The only way that I will leave the house is if I'm nominated

and the majority of the houseguests vote to evict me.

I am not going to concede.

I am not going to, in any way, leave

this house until the houseguests decide

that it's time to evict me.

I already know, without a doubt,

that you have the votes, you have the majority.

I'm going to, if it's OK with you,

vote for her so when she walks out-- oh,

it makes me cry, I'm sorry--

that she has somebody that voted for her.

She can't be voted out unanimously.

Chilltown-- Mike, Shannon, and Will--

have told her that they're going to vote to evict Autumn.

And they're playing this game now.

They're trying to make you think they're [inaudible]

No, they haven't said anything about that.

Now, if Chilltown is doing that

in the same devious and deceitful fashion

that they've done everything else, then

they could be trying to tell that to Nicole so that she'll

vote to evict me along with their three votes, which would

then make it four to three.

Come outside for a minute.

I've got to tell you something.

OK, it will be interesting.

OK, this is what's up for today.

They polled America, or whatever,

and they're going to reveal the question

that they asked the audience.

Oh, OK.

On the screen.

Just one question they asked?

Yeah, they asked the one question.

Can't wait to see what they asked.

It could involve three people, one person-- it doesn't matter.

They're going to give us the answer on the video screen.

That's going to be exciting to do.

Yeah!

NARRATOR: Two houseguests have a birthday this week.

Whoo!

NARRATOR: Which one would you like to receive

a private gourmet dinner?

And a surprise greeting from home.

Oh.

Wow.

NARRATOR: One, Mike.

Two--

Krista.

NARRATOR: --Krista.

Multiple choice?

If I'm selected, I would absolutely,

unequivocally, % choose Krista,

not only because she would be the one

I would have to beat out to win the thing.

But, you know, it's her birthday too.

If I'm the winner, who would I like to take to dinner with me?

It would probably be either Mike or Monica because it's

also Mike's birthday.

We call him Boogie.

And I want him to have a little bit of birthday celebration

also.

Oh, this is so nice Oh, god.

Happy birthday, girl.

The viewers have selected you to enjoy

a private gourmet dinner with the houseguest of your choice.

I love you so much, and I'm proud of you.

And Mama loves you too, baby.

That's awesome.

Happy birthday, Krista, we're proud of you.

[inaudible] wish you a happy birthday too.

They couldn't be here today.

We love you, baby.

This is all I can afford, this hot dog.

But I love you!

[laughing]

Keep up the good work, Krista, and we've

all been missing you very much.

Oh, been missing, missing you, girl.

And she loves you.

We're proud of you.

Happy birthday!

Bye!

Bye.

Happy birthday.

[applause]

I hate y'all.

I want to go home.

[all laughing]

But I chose Boogie because it's his birthday too,

and it would be selfish for me just to have a birthday.

I wanted Boogie to come with me so I actually have sushi.

That's his favorite.

And something of mine--

I want boiled crawfish, fries, shrimp, and oysters.

And I'll pick sushi for him.

That's cool.

Go get him.

Nicole [inaudible]

Congratulations.

Now I want to go.

[cajun music playing]

And I got boiled crawfish.

Wow!

Look at that mamma jamma party!

Look at this.

Oh, yes!

Oh, my god!

k*ller.

Yummy.

Mmm-mmm, yeah.

A little wine.

[inaudible] that for open.

All right, first off, I'm going to have a toast.

You can sit down.

I'm going to sit?

OK.

OK, you can sit.

What we toasting to?

OK, normally every year for my birthday

with friends and family in Concord, New Hampshire--

What?

--considering we can't be with those people,

I'm happy that I'm spending it with the prettiest

girl in the house--

Aw!

--with the biggest heart. So thank you.

All right, thank you very much.

Happy birthday to you too. - Thank you.

OK, let me say something. And I'm going to stand up.

You sit down. - OK.

OK, I know you set the pace for the game in the house.

And no matter what people--

or some people-- may think, I'm glad to be spending

my birthday would with them.

Thank you!

I love it!

Now, let's eat some boiled crawfish.

OK, you ready?

OK, [inaudible].

Now you have to do exactly what I'm telling you.

You have to [inaudible].

Oh, I'll listen, because I don't know any other way.

Ready?

Crawfish. - OK.

These are a little, bit these are good.

Pull the head like this.

Turn it-- yeah. - OK.

Get the head.

Put your mouth on it.

Don't put-- just put it in your mouth and squeeze.

[sucking noise]

That's good sucking, isn't it?

Don't eat it. Don't eat that.

I don't eat that?

No, don't eat that.

[laughing] Ooh!

What do I do?

You don't-- you leave the head on.

Throw the head down.

And that piece of body you done took off of it.

- OK. - Don't throw that.

That's body.

Don't throw that.

Now you take your tail and pull the front thing off.

Watch me.

Ready?

This-- [sucking]

[wheezes and laughs]

You peel that first.

And I use my teeth.

And squeeze along the tail.

And it'll all come out.

Oh, you got the whole thing.

All right.

You don't think I've been doing

this since I was, like, four?

It's like Will and Shannon could get cut at any time.

Like, anybody who wins Head of Household besides me or you,

they're probably putting one of us two up.

I can't get it.

Well, I mean, like in a couple weeks.

Yeah, it's going to be you, Will,

and Shannon competing for Head of Household next week.

And then everyone else?

And if you pick Kent to vote out,

if you pick Autumn to vote out--

either one of them are going to put Will up, or Shannon up,

or you up.

They're vindictive.

Yeah.

All right, now you've got to make a birthday wish.

OK you ready? - Yep.

You made your wish? OK.

One--

[both blowing]

That was easy.

You keep your candle, and I'll keep mine.

We're keeping the candle.

Oh!

Oh!

[humming]

Y'all put some crazy [inaudible]..

Monica is straight up sister that is not to be messed with.

She has bonded with everybody here,

and she's very under the radar.

I am a positive person, and I'm conducting myself

in here as I conduct myself outside of here,

because I'm not fake.

I'm not phony.

I'm real.

C-O-M-F-O-R-T-A-B-L-E. I said, you just spelled comfortable.

The were, like, for real? I did?

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Aw!

So you just have to be creative and find

ways to get them to do it.

I said, I won't teach it that way taught us in school.

I have my own way of teaching.

Monica is a character.

She is completely off the wall.

[DEEP VOICE] You look marvelous, girl!

She's fun to be around.

She understands.

I think she's one of the coolest people that I've ever met.

They just, kind of like, reassured about my mom.

- Yep. - Watching them.

That's right.

And then how you've been living in here since so far

has been the right way, for you.

When you're a good person, genuinely, good things

happen for you.

Some people need some encouragement

and got little things going on.

And they're here.

You know, I have words of wisdom because that's part

of what I do outside of here.

So I'll say that that I do a lot of.

Monica is a motivational speaker, and she cares about me

and doesn't like how I always beat myself up.

Dude, you don't have to ever be sorry.

Stop apologizing for being who you are.

It drives me crazy.

I want to say, I'm sorry.

Bunky reminds me of my students.

His self-esteem is so low.

He's been put down, shot down.

And I want him to know it's all right to be yourself because he

doesn't love himself enough.

If you don't win money, you won something much more than money

in your life right now.

You understand?

Your determination, your strength,

your dignity, your loyalty, your goodness, your heart.

She's a very sweet and loving person.

In my conversations with her, I mean, she seemed honest,

and upfront, and forthcoming.

We all make mistakes.

Now, by being in this program, you said, I want to fix it.

So I'm going to do my damnedest to help you get it.

I think Monica is out to win.

And it seems to me that she is on track to do that.

Me being here is a strategy.

So I have to go day by day, you know?

I can't say, well, I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do that.

I thought I would be able to do that,

but I don't think that's possible.

That girl is from the streets of New York.

She's from Brooklyn, Bedford-Stuyvesant.

She is playing the game.

She's likeable enough to go a ways.

And that's why she's dangerous.

Now they feel they've got you, and

they want to take me down, and take

Bunky down, and all of that.

And I feel it.

I don't like it.

And it's going to be [muted] on.

[rinky dink music plays]

Who does this?

We should have marked something on each of our glasses

when we had that marker.

And the towels-- every day.

You guys washed every freaking towel in here yesterday,

and already, there's four on the [muted] floor

or ground last night.

It just drives me insane!

Hey, that insane is so close for you and me,

we could just walk there.

We don't need to drive, OK?

Well, from now on, I'm picking them [muted] up.

I'm throwing them in the dryer, and

they're going to be used again.

Because that's just bull [muted]..

Oh, stinkey pooey.

I don't give a [muted].

They're not my towel.

And I'm just so sick of-- - Wet towels and everything?

I don't give a [muted].

If people can't put their [muted] towel somewhere

to hang it up or something like that,

then they're just going to have to use a dried sweaty towel.

OK?

That's all I have to say.

I'm done now. I'm sorry.

Feel better?

No, I have this horrible sexual buildup,

and that didn't help me at all.

All righty, then.

Nicole is trying to infiltrate Chilltown.

I realize that I'm going to have to infiltrate to hopefully

let the good people win.

Like I told you last night, I'm infiltrating, playing it

for it's [muted] worth.

Because if they're dumb enough to think that evil [muted]

worked to begin with, they're dumb enough to think

that they've won you over. - Um-hmm!

Oh yeah, that is true.

It's true.

Everybody from the outcasts, or whatever you want to call

us, know what I'm doing.

But, you know, it's making me sick.

I do think that Will hears me at this point as well he should.

As well Mike should and Shannon should, because I

am a power in this house.

And I'll continue to be a power in this house.

[WHISPERING] [inaudible].

[WHISPERING] We've got the power.

They really think they still have the power.

And they think they have Krista %.

She's their golden girl and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And they'll be five strong as soon as I come over.

Before I consider doing this, you guys

have to realize what kind of position I'm putting myself in.

I understand your position clearly.

You have-- listen, everyone could get burned.

Krista is gold with me.

Krista's going nowhere.

Krista is untouchable right now.

You vote with us-- you're untouchable.

You know, any [muted] happens, I'm telling you right now,

I'm going to go [muted] ballistic.

And you guys don't want me to go ballistic.

Hopefully, myself, Will, or Mike--

or maybe even Nicole--

wins the Head of Household next week.

And we trim some more fat.

Very nicely.

[SPEAKING WITH SOUTHERN ACCENT] Very nicely,

you left in this here room.

While I'm in here, I think I'll hide in here.

I'll hide in here because them people out there scare me.

I love seeing him walking around a broken man right now.

Because he said he has against Justin, and Chilltown, and all

that's going on.

And I was like, I saved your a*s.

And that's how you pay us back?

If it was him against Sherry, he would have been buried.

I don't think he would have won a vote.

Because he's extremely annoying, and people

are just sick of him.

I'm not blaming him from snoring,

but he is getting the better of this deal, isn't he?

Hi, I'm back.

Honey, I'm home!

Got me some chocolate ice cream.

Yes, I'm talking to myself, I know.

I don't really have anybody in this house I can relate to.

But I can relate to you.

It really helps you, like, started responding to me.

Everything going OK?

[quacking] Reh, reh, reh, reh.

I've overdosed on the BS.

And I'm kind of have taken today to sort of distance myself

a little bit from all the games being played,

to try to recharge my batteries a little bit.

Because I'll tell you what.

The crap floating around this place

has just about sucked the life out of me.

So, yes, last night, I did.

Don't flatter yourself!

You're not that smart, honey.

Everybody's working everybody.

Oh, god!

[inaudible]

People who just a week ago had someone call them a badass

and put chips on their bed--

She put a bag of potato chips on my bed.

Just on her bed?

Basically calling me a fat a*s.

Yeah.

They're now the best of friends.

And, you know, one guy who was called a f*g--

Almost an insult to g*y people--

--is now sitting next to the guy that called him that.

And they're now buddies.

It's just draining to watch.

I like Kent, but I like Kent on his terms.

And he would have it no other way.

That's how he is.

Now Autumn, who has sat and hated everybody in this house,

is now their best friend.

Does he act like he likes you?

Like before, was he acting like--

Yes.

He's never liked me.

You know, I mean, he knew he wasn't in a good position.

He's walking around here keeping his mouth shut,

and he doesn't even look at me.

So she's now put her game face on.

And she's being probably as two-faced

as anyone I've ever seen.

He's a cool guy, but this just isn't for him.

You know what I Mean

He's out of place.

So is this your first day on the job?

Come on, do it.

Go uhr, uhr, uhr, uhr.

Being two-faced-- that's not me.

I mean, that's not the way I'm wired.

First day on the job?

These people wear on me in the worst way.

I'm used to a little bit more gentler, kinder folk in East

Tennessee, who instead of throwing

you through the plate glass window,

they open the door for you.

Well, he messed with Chilltown.

And he may have to be sent back to Knoxville, Tennessee,

this week.

As everybody knows, we have to have

a weekly meeting on Monday.

And we'd like to basically turn it over to the nominee,

so they can--

view of what they, why they should stay in the house for.

Autumn?

I just want to say that this has been an incredible journey,

but one where people have had to judge people based

on very little information.

So I just ask that if you have judged my bad qualities,

that you've also judged my good qualities

and know that I am, essentially, a good person

and, hopefully, a good mother.

At the beginning of this game, I was weakened because I

am emotional and compassionate.

But I have my game face on.

I'm not scared.

If I get to stay, I'm going to play this game to the end.

So Kent?

I don't really have a lot to say other than, you know,

everybody is going to vote their conscience

and vote their strategy.

And it's a game.

And hey, do what you've got to do, you know?

These folks, they're not going to vote

to evict Autumn because they feel like she's

weak and vacillating.

It would be to their advantage to have me out of the house,

not her.

NARRATOR: Who will be evicted next from a "Big

Brother" house, Autumn or Kent?

Find out live this Thursday night.

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