01x53 - Episode 53

[bunniefuu]

Come on, ladies.

If we weren't rats before.

Ah.

You found it?

No.

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: Coming up a whole new "Big Brother,"

but first, highlights from the past week.

On Saturday, the houseguests received

their week long challenge.

They must train Chiquita to complete a dog agility course.

I say %.

She is gonna do--

We can not put our hands in this dog.

Our fate in this dog's hands.

Chiquita is worse than us.

She's lazier than us.

%.

Although, there's no time limit,

she can sleep between each one, which she probably will.

Let's go check them out.

OK.

She can go through the town.

Definitely do the tunnel, Curtis.

Yeah.

She's definitely going to be able to do that.

This one's going to be hard.

She won't like it.

She's not going to like this at all.

And the cameras right there.

The camera's going to be a problem.

The camera is going to drive her crazy the whole day.

Here's the slide.

She has to climb up this thing.

She has to climb up it?

Oh, Chiquita.

See.

That's what's going to happen.

That's exactly what's going to happen.

We could ask them to keep that camera still

while we do and use on of the other cameras.

Yeah. Oh, she likes it.

She like sit.

Wrong way, baby.

All right, girl.

Come around this way.

She likes it.

There you go.

Yeah, go up it.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I can't believe it.

She hasn't figured out that her hind legs are needed.

Come on.

Oh, she's tired now.

Yawn.

I'll get her to jump.

PRODUCER: Houseguests, can we get your wager, please?

%.

Fat a*s.

You're fat, and you know it.

What is that?

Somebody's hurling things over here.

Because here's a little candy.

Candy?

Yeah.

And something just hit over there.

There's another one.

People are firing jaw breakers over the fence.

Yeah, I wouldn't be standing here.

I know.

They're sort of like projectiles.

I think they're jaw breakers, dude.

Hm.

Hey, George, I wouldn't bite into that.

I wouldn't eat them.

My God, rat poison.

It's labeled.

It sure is good though.

Ah.

Did you see it?

You're gonna get nailed.

George, get inside.

Where they coming from?

I don't know.

Why don't you fire some beer over the wall?

No, I mean, I just took a bite out of one of them.

Sure we're kind of tasty though.

No, candy.

When your [muted] off tonight, I don't know nothing.

What were you thinking, man?

If you start to feel anything, obviously let us know.

I'm sure it's no big deal. - OK.

- Yeah. - No problem.

OK.

ANNOUNCER: Still to come, a whole new "Big Brother."

We need anger.

Come on.

Come on, Chiquita.

We need anger.

Yah!

ANNOUNCER: On Sunday, the houseguests

were asked if they would split the first,

second, and third place prize money if given the choice.

If you could choose between all six of you staying

in the house till the end and splitting the prize money

or keeping the game the way it is, what would you choose

and why?

Whoa.

I know my answer.

The prize money would be $,, split six ways,

that's $, each.

Yep.

Yep.

I would definitely go for that option.

That would be totally awesome.

I think that would be amazing.

Who wouldn't?

Eddie.

Tell us your thing, Eddie.

The reason why I wouldn't do it

is just because we knew what we were getting coming into this.

I don't know, there's no real glory or triumph without--

it's kind of taking a candy a*s way

to just split it up, and let everybody go about their ways.

Makes a reason-- makes me get up in the morning, say, oh, you

know what?

I got a chance to stay here another day.

I'm going to get up.

If I knew I was going to be splitting with everybody,

I'd just sleep all day, wouldn't do [muted]..

They give me a challenge, I'd piss on it.

You know what I'm saying?

It's a reason to get up.

It's a reason to do it.

It's the reason why we came out here.

I wouldn't change it.

So you wouldn't be motivated just by the experience of being

here, and the fact that you're going to walk

away with $ or whatever?

$ is more than what I need to do what I want to do.

Money's not even an issue.

It's just principle.

But for the people who have already left,

that's kind of just like a stab at them.

You know what I'm saying?

Brit left last week, and if she hung around for one more week

should be one of the six right here right now.

So more or less, kind of like there's a tinge in me that

says, in their honor, they've left, there should be a winner,

you know what I'm saying?

It kind of screws them.

Anybody else have anything to say?

I think it would be great to take that aspect out of it

when you get down to a small group like this,

and you can just enjoy the last days.

And walk out with your heads held high

and really feel that as a team you've done something amazing.

So.

$, is a lot of money for anybody.

Yeah.

And I know that would more than take care of whatever

we have to take care of.

Each of us.

George, anything?

Well, I would for sure take the split.

There'd be no doubt with me.

You know, it's a guarantee.

Plus isn't part of it is staying

around as long as possible too?

Because otherwise if you knew you weren't going to win,

would you just rather be first as opposed to fourth?

Right.

Again, it comes down to the experience of staying here,

and this and that, and going through the whole [muted]

we've already gone through.

I'm not for that.

You know, if everyone said, OK, how you doing, meet everybody.

Everybody was how you doing? You're the six.

Yeah, you're getting paid $.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Have your nice lives.

Goodbye. You got paid.

I got paid. Were gone.

Business.

Done.

OK?

But now being that we've gone through everything

we've gone through, and we still got to go through some,

and we knew what we were getting into, I say, we go all the way.

I say, we stick it out same rules, game as is.

One person with $, one person one $, one person with $.

Cassandra, do you drink?

Or do you date guys that drink?

No.

Nobody drinks at all?

How come?

Just because incompatible or--

Even moderately, like wine at dinner or something like that?

I would drink a frozen drink, but I would never drink wine.

Would you date a guy that drinks--

Oh, that drinks wine?

Yeah.

That's OK, but I don't want to smell it on him.

OK.

All right.

Would you guys go out with a woman who drinks?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah?

I like someone who would drink like me,

because like I never drink obviously.

When do you think the most you've

ever drank of one thing is?

I know.

Last New years.

Had six shots of Bacardi .

Six shots of tequila.

Oh, Josh.

Two margaritas and three beers.

Did you puke?

Were you in the hospital?

He puked.

Driving on the freeway.

My friend was driving, pull over, pull over.

He pulled off on an on ramp.

OK, answer me this.

This is from somebody who has never been drunk,

never ever maybe had like three--

I wasn't drunk until I was actually , years old.

OK.

OK, now that experience.

That was fun?

That whole thing you went through.

Drinking and throwing up?

That's when you're so drunk and you throw up,

you don't really remember.

It doesn't hurt.

It's just a funny story.

It doesn't hurt at all.

Something came out of your mouth, and it doesn't hurt.

Go ahead.

I'll tell you about drinking.

Cassandra, I love to drink, but I

like to drink it and enjoy it.

I'm not one just to sit there and drink

it just to get wasted.

I like to sit there, and I really like to enjoy it.

I know what you're saying.

And it's a relaxing time for me.

I know what you're saying.

Guys, look at them.

If only that slim body would jump on the back [inaudible]..

Watch this.

, -- Curtis, how many you get down?

This your third?

Yeah, this is only my fourth.

I've been pretty mellow in between laughing.

That's it for the beer.

Is that it?

How in the world, George?

Now pound half of it.

Oh, no.

Just watching Sloshy just cranking up.

I think Eddie drank a pack.

My God.

ANNOUNCER: The houseguests top

reasons why they shouldn't be released back into the public.

Top reasons why we should not be let back in the public.

Number , Eddie had chili.

That's a good one right there.

Number , Chiquita had puppies.

Number , we can't sing.

Number , Monica.

That is the truth.

Yes, that is number through .

What are we on, number ?

Number , Cassandra's fans.

Can just leave me alone.

Number , Josh's -year-olds.

Nice one.

Nice one.

Number , we don't want to have to hear

Mega's number one rap single.

Number , we won't have to buy Jordan's book.

Number , we don't want to see of Brittany's movies

by the time we get out.

And the number reason?

Better be good.

When does not want to have us on his show.

There you go.

[SINGING] Please don't bring me flow--

what do I hear?

Sounds like a plane.

It's right there.

Ah, not me again.

What's it say?

George backstabbing.

You are our banishment dot com.

I don't have a computer.

Tell them your modems down, bro.

George backstabbing you--

I haven't done anything.

You know, I usually don't get pissed off,

but that kind of yanks my crank.

They told me AOL got taken away.

Oh my God, George built a computer with the cans,

and has been backstabbing us online.

ANNOUNCER: The dog agility challenge

enters the homestretch.

Ruff.

[barking]

I will not let you fail, Chiquita.

She wants to go to sleep.

She's got potential.

Chiquita, sit.

Good girl.

Up.

Up.

There you go.

Come on.

There you go.

Chiquita, here.

Go through.

Come on.

Chiquita, here.

The dog is not a morning dog.

Here?

Here.

I'm not going to give up with her.

Let's go.

Top.

Top.

Come on.

Top.

Top, Chiquita.

Top.

Oh, man, that dog is stupid.

Over the bar.

This is the way out, Chiquita.

Come to me.

Over the PVC.

Over.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

That dog is stupid.

Food.

She hates that food.

I think the true test is not the patience of the dog,

it's the patience with us.

Now make it over.

You got it. Keep trying.

She's a little closer.

Come on, babe.

What if you back up--

Stand further back.

Come on, girl.

She's definitely not as intelligent

as some other species of dogs.

Go through.

Go through.

Go through.

Go through.

Oh, Chiquita, look.

[squeaking]

Come here, you.

OK, she just did the comes once,

but that's with me feeding in between each one.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up, a whole new "Big Brother."

I'll tell you this.

If you go walking because you want to eliminate

this banishment round, maybe try to say my a*s,

and I find that out on the outside,

I will personally kick your a*s.

That's me personally.

You know.

You couldn't-- you couldn't touch me and you know it.

ANNOUNCER: During the live show, the houseguests

were offered $, for one of them to leave early.

They all declined.

So anybody at all considering it?

Jorge.

Shut it, Eddie.

I ain't gonna take it.

All right, bro.

Excuse me.

What did you think of that money last night?

Nice, huh?

I think like in the outside world,

we may see it differently, or people

may have seen it differently, than we did in here.

I just think it just reinforces the conversation

that we have the other night.

Take all the money, the prize money, lump it all together,

and we'll split it six ways.

Everyone but me said, yes, right?

Right.

OK.

So that means that everybody wants the money,

and they want to--

they want to enjoy the experience, right?

Right.

OK, then if you win first place,

Curtis wins second place, and Josh wins third place.

We'll get together in Toledo and split the money up $,

apiece.

No, the difference was that the way it was said,

the prize money would just be split.

Is that all six of us would stay here the whole three weeks,

and wouldn't have to go through the nominations and banishment,

and we just enjoy the time here.

Then the competitive element is taken out of it.

Ah, the competitive element.

OK.

Then, what about last night for instance?

$, cash, your game, % of you

Big Brother quote unquote experience.

But you're being robbed of the experience,

because you don't have the experience to be nominated.

You know what I'm saying?

Maybe a time will come, maybe it's coming soon,

maybe it won't come at all, but that's part of the experience.

I've gone through it twice, and it's cool.

For me, it's like stuff like--

I don't know.

I mean, like when you and I talked at the table

the other night, and we have such complete opposite views

on stuff, I mean, that's cool.

I mean, when again am I going to be able to--

I could meet you in a bar in Seattle, and same thing.

We can have the same conversation.

See, I don't agree with that.

You don't think-- so you're not--

what are you saying?

You're not enjoying this experience at all?

You're just here to compete and win.

I'm not saying I'm not enjoying it,

but I've got better things to do.

Really?

Yes.

ANNOUNCER: During the live show, Josh

was selected to have a brief conversation with Brittany.

Hey.

How are you doing?

Here's the thing, you can trust Curtis,

and you can trust Eddie.

The rest of the house, there's questions about them.

Outside, everything's great.

George's wife organized this whole vote Brittany

out campaign, and they got the whole town, and all that stuff.

They're going to vote out every single person

that's the next most popular.

It's mean.

They're mean outside.

Don't worry about you.

You clearly are real and have a good heart.

You, Curtis, and Eddie.

You know what, I don't know what's happening out there,

and I don't even want to know what's

happening out there, because I want to keep it real in here.

And I want to make sure that everyone's getting along

and love each other in here, so I'm

not going to think about the stuff that you just said.

But I'm going to take it into account later

on when I get out of here.

What did she say?

Whoa.

Come on, Josh.

She said Karen says hello.

She said some other stuff which I'm not going to tell you guys.

I would tell you guys, but it'll just jack things up in here,

and I don't want to do that.

So you guys have to trust me on that one.

I think she picked me for a reason,

because what she wanted to say she knows me.

Did she say to say anything to me at all?

No, she didn't say--

no.

That's weird.

Your name was never mentioned.

That's weird.

I would think out of-- like if there

was anyone I would want to talk to in the house it'd be her.

You know? - Yep.

You're being weird right now.

You're so not being yourself.

I know. I know.

What's wrong?

It's just--

Something happened to you in that Red Room,

because you're not being you at all.

I'm baring a little burden, that's all.

What do you mean?

Just, like I said, I have information

that no one else has, and then I feel bad about it

and everything else.

And that's why I said that I told Brittany,

from that moment, I said, I know what you're telling me,

and it's going in one ear and out the other,

and that's what I'm going to do.

That doesn't make sense to me.

Boy, what a day, huh?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel

like the weight of the world was on my shoulders,

because I do feel that way.

I think that it would be a bad thing for the group.

Everything should be based on what we're doing in here,

and what we know about each other,

based on what we've told each other,

and our experiences together, and anything other than that

should be left outside.

And unfortunately, it's in here, but it's in here with me,

and it's just going to stay in me,

and that's where it's going to stay.

What would you mom and your sister have told you

about tonight with the cash?

My mom is excellent at giving me advice,

but in something like this, I don't think she would have even

attempted to tell me what to do because she

feels that God has put me where he's put me for a reason.

Not that I'm going to win or anything like that,

but she's often said that I seem to make

the best decisions on my own, and that I

seem to have good judgment.

My sister, I think, probably would have said take the money.

What about your folks?

I do not know.

I was trying to think of that today,

because Curtis and I were talking a little bit about it.

And he was talking about his parents

would have said take it.

I'm like, I don't know.

I think that there's something to be

said for being able to walk out of here

with your head held high.

Yes.

And look people in the eye, and say,

you know, I, first of all, did not sell my soul.

I made a commitment to myself to see this thing through

as far as I could take it.

Yeah.

You know?

I did that, and I wasn't wavered by a few pieces of candy.

Still, I've never seen that kind of money before.

Now what aerial as*ault I got today?

I wouldn't go out there, George.

I think they're playing with me today.

What?

Josh knows why we fly.

Oh, nice.

It says Josh knows why we fly anti-George banners.

OK.

What's going on with this airplane scene?

PRODUCER: We don't know what's going

on with the airplane scene.

We have no control over that.

You have no control over nothing

that goes on with the airplane?

You know, he could write on there next what

exactly was said, and yeah, it's starting

to get to me a little bit.

What is it?

Every day now I'm going to have something?

If anything, this airplane man is making the Chicken

Man more pissed off.

Yeah, I felt down in the beginning

when this cat started flying all this stuff around,

but you know what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking let him fly his damn planes, because I'm

starting to get pissed now.

And the more you make me mad, the more I'll hang in there.

I'm a lot stronger than a damn airplane man,

and I'm not quitting.

And you know what I think?

I think that's what he wants me to do.

For some reason, this Bubba out there wants me to quit,

and I don't know why.

I've made it this far, OK, and I'm not quitting.

So you can tell him that.

See you later, guys.

PRODUCER: All right, George.

Wait.

Oh, the pug ventriloquist fart.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[inaudible].

She can throw her farts.

[inaudible]

Now Curtis is, look.

George's farts are like at night.

[squeaking]

That one right there.

And I do have [inaudible] know.

I'm so relaxed, they just come out.

Mine are SBDs usually.

Are they?

Those are the worst.

You don't want to crawl under my blankets at night.

Well, for many reasons.

There was that one time Brit came in

and I just started waffing.

That was one of the worst farts I'd ever smelled.

I said, here it comes.

You're gonna want to leave, Brit?

It was super loud.

I just didn't think it could smell like that.

I didn't smell like it sounded.

Nice little rock there, you don't

want to stain your shorts. That's good.

Nice tecnique. [fart]

No rock, man.

You're gonna be staining.

Here, have some more pasta.

OK.

Maybe it's the biscuit.

So funny, like we sit around, we fart.

You wait kind of for like-- well, you don't, but you wait

for like maybe Jamie or Cassandra

to leave before you fart, and yet there is

national television watching.

Which is all the more gross.

See, that's the way I started from the beginning.

Think about that today.

I just don't think about it until they have

their planes flying around, and you're like,

I am on television.

Megaphone [inaudible].

I love the farts.

Keep it coming.

But the way I saw it from day one, I'm gonna cut bombs.

I'm going to cut them in front of people or not,

because it's on national television either way.

Internet, world wide, me ripping bombs, so.

Everybody rips b*mb.

Yeah, who doesn't rip a b*mb?

This is true.

The problem though with ripping the b*mb as much as you do,

is then everybody talks about it even

when you're not ripping bombs.

Yeah, I know.

The dog does it and I get still blamed,

but it's cool though, because I know I didn't do it.

And the audio guy who's with me knows I didn't do it.

It was the dog.

Oldest trick in the book.

Blaming the dog.

Good one.

Josh spikes one in out of nowhere.

Don't want to be left out.

Ed slides to third.

Curtis is in the lead.

Do you trust Josh?

I'm like, yeah, you know.

I got other things to worry about, but, yeah, I mean,

you know.

Then I was sitting here last night,

and they reiterated the question.

Yeah, they asked me in the Red Room if I trusted you,

and I said, yeah, but come to think of it,

I trust the man whose judgment thought he could play

two women in the same house.

Like he has good judgment.

So whatever.

Well, the thing that I think about also is that if it's--

I'm not a fatalist, but I do believe

that if it's information that we're--

whatever it is, if it's a bad thing,

we're gonna find out about it. - That's the truth.

It's going to come.

I know that.

So there's no point in us sitting-- right now, you know,

Josh has made his decision.

I have faith that he does want to preserve

the positive mood in the house, and that I truly believe.

I'm just like cool.

You know, let's just go with it.

I'll just deal with the information I've been given.

But you know the other thing is, Eddie, you have to,

and again, we only know each other--

I didn't know you before two months ago.

I didn't know who you were on the outside.

But to me, he's genuine.

Exactly.

Until I see anything different--

- Exactly. - I'm sorry.

I'm with him. - Exactly.

I'm like, I don't know what his past was,

but the fact of the matter is he looked out for me here

in the house, and he's taken care of me,

and that's what matters to me here in the house.

Yeah.

He could be screwing me in the back Red Room, you know?

Don't know.

But what I do know, and what I do see, he seems legit to me.

Maybe he beats up little dogs, who knows?

Unlike other housemates.

Join the club.

High fived me last night.

[inaudible]

ANNOUNCER: It's time for the houseguests

to put Chiquita through her paces

in the dog agility challenge.

Look at what we got for you.

Come on.

Gently, we go.

Into your house there.

Come on.

Come on, Chiquita.

Yeah.

Whoo, Chiquita.

All right.

We bad.

You gotta get her to come down now too.

- After she eats. - Come on, Banana.

Over.

Over, Chiquita.

Good girl.

Go through.

Go through.

Good girl.

Over, Chiquita.

Over, over, over.

Good girl. Good girl.

Here you go, Chiquita.

Chiquita, over.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Over.

No, that's cheating.

I will not let you fail.

You're making me look bad on national television.

Over.

Now, I'm going to have to box your a*s in, because you're

trying to be a smart a*s.

Come on, Chiquita.

Come on.

Get angry.

Get angry, baby.

Sit.

Good girl.

You need anger. Come on.

Come on, Chiquita.

That was incredible.

What a faker.

Here you go.

PRODUCER: Congratulations, houseguests.

ANNOUNCER: The houseguests are told one of them

will get the chance to attend tomorrow night's Emmy awards.

They react with suspicion.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Yeah.

I'll believe it when I see it.

The catch is you'll be leaving the house forever.

Psyche, you left, you stupid b*stard.

You left.

Hope you had a good time. - You want to know something?

What?

I was supposed to present at the Northwest Emmy awards,

and I came down for finals instead.

It was the same weekend.

Really?

Yeah.

If it were presenting at the awards, that'd be big.

Yeah, that would be.

Going down the carpet and all.

Yeah.

They haven't told us if we actually

have to leave the house or not.

Well, they said rub elbows with--

Take a limousine ride.

I mean, permanently, is what I mean.

They haven't told us if you walk, you're gone.

I would imagine you would have to, because once you're out--

I think if you're out, you're gone.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right, presuming that that is the catch,

you walk to the Emmys, you walk for good.

Anybody contemplating it?

Nope.

I'm not.

Oh, no, don't look here.

Don't look hear.

It would have to be something more than that.

I could definitely use the money,

but you know what, I don't care about the money.

I come in here as a winner, and my goal,

you guys, and I'm going to tell you this truthfully,

was to make it to the half way point,

because I didn't think I would make it this far.

I won, no matter which way I look at it,

and I told you guys that in the beginning.

I won, and it would mean, if I get

to go, somebody else gets to stay,

because that's what the catch is.

OK?

That's what it is.

And, yeah, if one of you guys get to stay, I'll do it.

I don't know what the stupid thing is, but that's the deal.

You guys get to stay, and I'll take the walk.

I'll tell you this, if you go walking because you want

to eliminate this banishment round,

and maybe try to save my a*s, and I

find that out on the outside, I will personally kick your a*s.

You couldn't touch me and you know it.

Who would do it for grand and the Emmys?

$, and the Yemeni's?

Yemeni's.

You know what I would do?

Jefferson High School needs a football stadium.

George, you need that money for your family.

You cannot do just Jefferson High School's football stadium.

You can not.

You gotta take care of George.

You gotta take care of George.

Then all of us will go kick your a*s.

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The houseguests are assured that whoever goes to the Emmys

will be allowed to return.

Now, it's a game of who finds the ticket first.

Whoop.

You found it?

No.

If we weren't rats before.

Could it be outside too, or just inside?

In the house.

He said in.

Hello, Chiquita.

Is it on you?

Somebody look under [inaudible]..

Whoo.

All right, Curtis.

Holy [muted].

Curtis got it.

Where'd you find it?

Back of the Red Room door.

All right.

The back of the Red Room door?

It was in the Red Room.

That's the house, right?

So I figured--

Good for you.

Rock and roll.

Nice, Curtis.

Congratulations.

You got it.

Let's see what it looks like.

Congratulations.

Curtis, that's excellent.

We're all for ya, man.

I will clean up the house for us.

Oh, we'll take care of if.

The least I can do.

I'm just thrilled.

I mean, I just won the challenge.

I get to go to the Emmys on Sunday, and it's so funny.

I haven't won yet one of our games.

I mean, I've won as part of a team and things like this,

and I'm always like, man, I really

want to win one of these challenges,

and have one of the prizes, because there's

been some really great ones.

But if I had to pick one, this is definitely the one I wanted

to win, and I can't wait.

I don't even know what to say.

To go to the Emmys, I mean, it would be a fun trip

even if this was something I had gotten to do back in my life

before entering the Big Brother house, and the fact that I've

been here, and that I get to go out and experience it, and then

also just to be a Big Brother houseguest there and stuff.

I mean, I just can't believe it.

I can't wait.

It should be great.

I wonder if I'll have to wear a body mic and other things

like that too, and if the television camera

from this show would come with?

Probably.

You think?

That would be weird as well.

But you're watched every day, hours a day,

so why would that be weird?

Because you don't know about it here.

What do you mean?

You don't.

Even though you know there's cameras,

and there's people watching, the idea though that it's actually

television and millions of people actually watching,

it's different.

But they do that to you on Wednesdays every week.

Not in the same way though.

It's still us sitting in our living room talking to Julie

and hearing some like laugh track.

We don't realize.

The full impact is not felt, I think.

It doesn't feel like being on television

or stardom or something weird like that, you know?

Like we're just trying to adjust to everyday life, you know?

I think it would be different if you're out in the public,

and you're being watched.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm wrong.

I don't know.

Well, for one thing, you get to see

people's reaction to you.

Yeah.

You know, what you don't get the benefit of here.

Yeah.

Here, every day, something may end up on television that

may make people laugh or angry or react or support you,

and everything like that, but you don't know it,

you don't feel it.

It's far easier to go take a poop or a shower

or have our intimate moments here

even when you hear things zooming in

and Bob behind the thing.

Because you have a human.

The difference is, you have a human.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you know that there are people

over there and over there, back there looking at you right now.

You realize that.

It's different though.

This is, yeah, cameras are watching,

but I think it's different when it's cameras and an audience,

a known audience watching you.

I know.

Like if I'm on the red carpet for example

and ET has a mic in my face, and there's actually like people

around trying to listen into what's being said.

Totally weird.

That's so awesome.

Totally weird.

I mean, you actually have an exposure to that obviously.

Yeah.

It's cool.

I mean, if I'm out of here on Wednesday,

at least I leave on a super good high note.

That's just amazing.

And you may not be out of here on Wednesday,

so then you get more, you know?

More.

Yeah, that would be neat to get more.

Yeah.

Want some pizza?

Pizza?

Yes?

No?

Maybe?

Is that a yes or a no?

No?

Can't, you're on the job, huh?

Sucks to be you.

Pizza.

It's good.

Can't have any.

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

[muted] turn your face from me.

That's right.

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

ANNOUNCER: Jamie and Curtis try to find

out what Brittany told Josh.

Do you what to know what my guess is?

No.

OK, I won't say then.

I don't want to know.

I do.

I'll wait till later.

I'll give you a small word of advice.

The more you guess about it and think about it

and talk about it, the more likely it is to hurt you.

If I had my choice I wouldn't be in the position I'm in.

But it's not bad though?

No.

It's not bad at all.

Not bad in the least.

But Curtis may think differently than I do,

but I tend to think that he thinks the same.

It's weird, because I would think

if it weren't bad, then why--

What would be the harm?

- Right. - I know.

I know.

Doesn't make sense.

Even if it supposedly changes--

I know from my mouth it doesn't make sense.

If I were sitting in your guys shoes,

I would say Josh isn't making sense right now.

But I know that perspective.

In the end, we'll be sitting in Vegas at a buffet laughing

our asses off about it.

I guess so.

[inaudible].

You can say that, though.

Yes, definitely.

In the end, we'll be all sitting

at a buffet laughing about it.

Yeah. Yeah.

It'll happen, definitely.

We'll be sitting around having a good time.

Just have a little faith in me.

OK.

I have to have faith in you, but I'm just absolutely mystified.

Curtis, you're a smart guy.

You can figure this out on your own, even before Sunday.

OK.

Think about thinking in time frames, when she said

certain stuff, and every banner she's ever flown,

and you'll know everything that I know.

That's all I'll say on it.

If you can figure it our from there, then you're a smart guy.

You'll know it.

All our decisions that we make in here and everything else

about people who leave and everything else

should be based strictly on what we all have access to.

No one should have an unfair advantage or disadvantage.

Well, I don't know if that's true, because I guess it would

depend on the information sure, but you

say by revealing to us whatever you do know changes

the dynamic in the house.

OK--

That's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying that I don't know if it will.

It may or may not, and I'm not willing to take

that chance with some of you.

Some of you I think maybe it will.

Some of you I think maybe it won't.

If it does--

With you personally, I think probably not.

If it does or doesn't though, does it matter?

The fact is this, man-- - It does matter.

Is that the dynamic of the house

is based on incomplete information and a lie.

If you have certain information that renders things

to be untrue here or a lie--

No, I don't.

That's what I'm saying.

I don't.

I'm telling you I don't.

I absolutely know that.

No.

That's why I think you guys are worried about it,

is that something you've seen is a complete lie.

There's nothing that you've seen that's been a complete lie.

Don't worry about them.

None of us have been lied to.

I know.

I guess I'm just really torn, because I trust you,

you know what I mean?

On the other hand, I'm like I'm not sure if I trust

your judgment on this one.

You should trust my judgment.

I'm telling you you should.

I've been thinking about it nonstop

for I don't know how days now. - OK.

God, Hollywood, it was so--

it was so obvious.

Think back to the beginning.

Curtis, it was right in front of my eyes.

We'll bail on Wednesday.

There we go.

OK, pool time.

[inaudible].

Eddie?

Rock and roll.

And Chiquita comes with.

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