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01x40 - Episode 40

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

01x40 - Episode 40

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Beer drinkers of America.

[laughing]

We need your votes.

Bars of America unite.

Me and Ed, we need your vote desperately.

Two men that can definitely handle our booze.

Ain't that right, Eddie?

That's the truth, man.

Yeah.

We can handle our juice.

We're thirsty too, so maybe you should just vote us out

so we can come drink with you.

[theme music]

NARRATOR: Jamie fantasizes about her reward

for winning the challenge.

OK.

What do you want for your prize?

I was thinking of that.

You know what would be cool, because, you know,

how it says it almost breaks the rules,

the coolest thing obviously would

be to talk to someone at home, but you know, whatever.

Oh, that would be awesome.

But actually cooler than that would be to like be blindfolded

and taken to the studio and like co-host

the live show with Julie Chen.

Wouldn't that be awesome?

That would be cool.

I never thought of that.

Just co-host in this little studio.

Because you see, you got to consider,

they said it almost breaks the rules.

Mhm.

Yeah.

What do you think that is?

I'm thinking maybe it's a newspaper.

I thought so too.

That's what I'm thinking.

I'm thinking it's a newspaper.

Like I have one minute to read anything I want in a newspaper,

and I can tell anyone what it says.

Yeah. But that'd be cool.

It'd be cool.

World news.

I would want you to have that, because I

couldn't remember anything that I read

to come back and tell you guys.

Who knows?

That would be neat.

Well, I'm rooting for you.

[chuckle]

She is giving you tips, pointers.

Pointers.

To what she would like to do.

Hosting with Julie Chen.

Oh, I'd have a blast.

But I doubt if they're gonna let you out of here.

I think that's out of the question.

I would do it though.

I would love it, and I'd be good.

OK.

We're rooting for you.

I'll take whatever that you want.

She wants to host the show.

I say we go for that.

Let's give it to her.

NARRATOR: George is up to something.

[music playing]

The other day, she's like, Jamie,

look at this mole on my face.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Curtis has questions about Josh.

I know he's pretty savvy.

And he knows, and he takes care of himself.

And he knows what he's doing.

And on the other hand, he also has

this sort of air of innocence, or I don't know, about him.

And I just they--

they seem conflicting it seems.

Like I just don't know.

Like on the one hand, like for example,

he says that he's never smoked cigarettes,

or you know he stays away from it and all of that.

And yet, one night when we were all trying out cigarettes

with Karen like he definitely knew how to inhale

and everything like that.

And it would surprise me if he's never

had a cigarette in his life that he could smoke like that.

The other one is like the other day

at the pool he told me that he has

some sort of secret relationship with Jamie.

I don't know why.

He's either really confused, or he's lying.

Or maybe Jamie's lying about their relationship.

But it just seems really strange that there

could be these little inconsistencies, and so many

of them adding up.

And sometimes, he's-- he's trying to be

a player with the women, just because he's got

all this going for him.

On the other hand, he's a good kid with a good conscience

and all of that.

Or he's being manipulative and deceitful, but I just--

I don't know.

I have no idea.

[theme music]

Thank you very much.

Go back a second to some of the things you

might do if you're nominated.

Might that include naked trampoline?

No.

[laughing] No.

You guys still want to have a TV show, don't you?

No.

There is no way I am doing no naked trampolining.

OK.

Unless you guys can maybe get me the --

no the half million dollars.

And then I would have to--

I would have to consider it.

Put it that way.

[laughing] But-- oh man.

No.

You would not want to even go there.

OK.

Believe me.

Where did you guys get this trampoline idea from?

Because they asked me that question last night.

They asked you that question last night?

What did they ask you?

George, if someone offered you grand

to be naked on the trampoline, would you do it?

OK.

Don't even tell me you'd consider not naked

trampolining for $,.

Thank you.

I would not hesitate at all.

What's the lowest amount you would go for?

Now, I'm assuming they fuzz out that part on the TV.

They don't fuzz out anything.

They would though, but they would not on the internet.

Let's say they didn't.

If they wouldn't fuzz it out--

I'd do it for $.

I'd probably do for , $,.

What am I talking about?

I'd probably do it for like grand.

What'd you get, Sly?

I said $ grand.

How low can it get?

Yeah.

If it were like , I'd probably be [inhales],, OK.

Come here.

$.

For one thing I'd have to call home and see if it would be OK.

I know what the answer would be from them.

Go do it?

Do it.

Get naked, Dad.

They're thinking of material things, but I don't know.

I would so naked trampoline in a second for half a million.

I don't know.

More--

Are you kidding me?

What is wrong with you?

Sell your body, George.

That's the American way.

[music playing]

Oh.

What is this?

Exactly what are we doing here?

What is it?

The watusi?

The Batusi.

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

Turn the lights off.

George.

[inaudible]

[laughing]

Something like that.

I don't know that one.

That 's swim.

Oh, hand jive.

Oh yeah.

I forgot hand five.

I don't think that 's.

I think that was probably like 's.

- Oh. - Really?

Yeah.

Something like this.

Hand jive.

Something like that.

Yeah.

I got tired.

We need to keep [inaudible].

Oh man.

NARRATOR: The houseguests react to Big Brother's questions

about their nominations.

questions, people.

Really?

Was it brutal, Eddie?

Yep.

Oh [muted].

What'd they ask you?

Just breaking ba*ls about why you nominate

who you nominee, for what reasons,

specifics, personal histories.

What?

Personal histories?

Pain in the ba*ls.

I told them what I told them, and I had

reasons for what I told them.

And they're like, wow, that's part of your obligation to us.

You have to be truthful.

Like I'm going to bull [muted] you.

Like I got nothing better to do than conjure

up this big [muted] story and pull it out of my a*s at will.

I talked for five minutes.

And was all, yeah, yeah, but-- and then

he like repeated the question.

He was very persistent, like interrogative kind of.

Like the light above your head.

Where were you on August th?

[laughter]

How'd it go?

Be strong, Britt.

Oh [muted].

Good luck, Britt.

OK.

[inaudible]

Wow.

So were we right?

Did we prepare you?

Oh, he got so pissed at me.

- Really? - Yeah.

Oh well.

- How'd it go, Hollywood? - He got pissed at you?

- Yeah. - That's cool.

I was pissing people off.

Said damn you, woman.

He got mad at me, because I told him I felt like--

I was, like, I go what are those things Hitler had,

those firing ranges.

He got mad at that, but it was-- it was brutal in there.

Maybe he's Jewish.

He's upset now.

Well, it had nothing to do with--

He's really pissed.

No.

It had nothing to do with Hitler at all.

Everything I said was like, you know--

Not good enough.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

So I had to be blunt, and like, you know,

if you want me to create something, I mean--

I know. I told him that too.

I said you want me just conjure something in my head.

Totally easy on me.

- OK. - You're kidding?

Really?

It was so easy.

Need somebody to tap me.

I just rambled, rambled, and he's like OK.

I'll get it, Cassandra.

I sat there for a second.

Give them a kick in the a*s for me, Cassandra.

And I thought about exactly what I wanted to say,

and then I said it.

And I said--

I said, I go I know you might not think that that's

a good enough reason.

I said, but that's my reason.

And that that's just my reason.

Too bad.

They probably heard us out here.

- Mhm. - Yeah.

Bitching.

And then he said, OK.

And then, he said the second person,

and I said the second person.

And I'm like, again, I go I don't have anything bad to say,

and then he goes I'm not asking you to say something negative.

I'm like, good.

Because I don't have anything negative to say.

The nerve.

What happened?

I am so scandalized.

They're so funny.

No.

What happened?

Can you confirm that you're not

trying to give yourself any kind of strategic advantage

by nominating people that way?

Oh yeah.

He asked me that.

And I go, come on, guys.

I mean, I said you know who I am.

You know exactly what I say and how I feel about it.

I mean-- ugh.

I said, I resent that.

I said I resent that.

I can't believe you asked that.

So you know what. I brought that up.

Because I said to them-- they said to me, why you

nominate this one and this one?

I said, I have no real reason.

I said I don't have any strategy.

I don't have any plans.

I said it's what I have to do to be here, and it has to happen.

I said I'd nominate myself if I could, but I can't.

That's how it goes.

Ugh.

I mean I'm so insulted.

I'm totally insulted.

I like being called a liar too.

Who are they?

It's like, ugh.

But that's cool.

It's a reminder.

[theme music]

NARRATOR: During the live show, Jamie is rewarded

for winning a challenge.

JULIE: Now, Jamie--

Yeah.

JULIE: I know you've been thinking about pursuing

a career in show business.

Yes.

JULIE: So we brought in a top Hollywood

casting director, who has some thoughts about your future.

Now, the second person we brought in is your mom.

[cheering]

She's here from Washington state.

Yes.

JULIE: Now, Jamie, here's the catch.

Oh no.

JULIE: You can only pick one, and you have seconds

to decide, starting now.

Julie, you're gonna k*ll me.

OK. Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

OK.

I love you, mommy, so much, and I'll see you soon.

So I will go with Anthony.

JULIE: You'll go with Anthony. OK.

- Yes. - Good job.

Is that right?

JULIE: And congratulations by the way.

Thank you.

Yes.

I hope that doesn't look really bad.

No.

Actually, I was thinking about it,

and if you had picked your mom, it

might have gotten like-- you know how they say if you want

to be an actress you have to give up everything,

and da, da, da-- it might have looked like you weren't

willing to give up everything.

It would have looked [inaudible]..

Yeah.

I mean it was better that you didn't choose your mom.

Very good move.

No.

You had a chance.

You don't blow a chance like that.

Yeah.

You'll see your ma no matter what.

Yeah.

I would never think that I would

come up favorite house person.

I would.

Totally.

See, I see stuff you don't.

It's because you're you.

Like I would never guess I'd be on this show,

but it's like other people see stuff that we don't.

You know what I mean. - Yeah.

Oh golly.

She's got this glow about her.

She does have a glow.

Oh, I don't know what to say.

It's weird.

Like you just got laid.

Ha.

It is.

It's like yo.

[laugh]

It's the glow. I seen it.

- It's the glow. - Shut up.

I'm embarrassed, you guys.

See.

It's next to me.

I surround myself with people that love me,

so everyone I come in contact with loves me.

All my ex-boyfriends that cheated on me and lied to me.

Ha, ha, ha.

percent like me.

Not to be shallow.

That means out of people like me.

The other -- the other , I don't need them.

Brittany gets one out of three.

I get one out of .

I bet you it's all handicapped people too.

All handicapped people voted for me.

b*stards.

Now, you know the living room isn't

big enough to seat all the banishees

on one couch you know.

So they'll probably put you in the red chair.

Because you're in the safe zone.

NARRATOR: George's covert operation continues.

[music playing]

George and Eddie are upset that they are two of the nominees.

- I'm rooting for you, man. - Thanks, bro.

Same here.

I've been with you since the beginning.

Same here, bro.

I kinda got KOed tonight a little bit though.

Think of it this way.

I'm only one vote behind you.

You can't change the future.

You think I'm worried about it?

No.

I'm just saying though in terms of, you know--

nope. Can't do nothing.

Nope.

I ain't worried about it.

Hi, Teresa.

The old man got torpedoed.

How you doing, Teresa?

Ed, here.

He got two shots taking in the hole too.

Yeah.

Oh.

Hope the bills are paid.

[laugh] Oh well.

See you next week.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

But we're counting on them beer drinkers of America.

Because you could tell me and Eddie, we drink beer.

Beer drinkers of America.

[laugh] We need your votes.

Bars of America, unite.

Yeah.

Me and Ed, we need your vote desperately.

Two men that can definitely handle our booze.

Ain't that right, Eddie?

That's the truth, man.

Yeah.

We can handle our juice.

We're thirsty too, so maybe you should just vote

us out so can drink with you.

Come on, everybody in the bars, call.

George and Ed need your help.

[laugh] Please.

I don't have a job.

You got a job, Ed. - [whistle]

We're unemployed.

[whistle]

Please call.

We'll bartend.

---

[whistle]

Save George and Ed.

[whistle]

We appreciate it.

[whistle]

Before you go to bed.

[laugh]

[whistle]

NARRATOR: Will George and Eddie's appeal to the public

backfire and create resentment among the other houseguests?

Tune into "Big Brother" tomorrow night and find out.

--more weeks.

[theme music]

I got blasted today.

Look at me.

I got three wounds to me.

I need you guys' help in order to stay here.

I want to stay.

Look at how long I've been dancing.

OK.

Four days of dancing.

Look at my feet.

OK.

Is this a man that wants to stay in here or not?

Please let me stay.

With feet like this, look at what I'm sacrificing.

OK.

I'm wounded.

Look it.

I'm shot in three places.

But I want to stay.

I'm gonna have a good time with you guys.

OK.

You would not believe some of the stuff I've got concocted.

And I intend to really have a good time with the time

that I've got left, even though my feet--

look at my feet--

look like this.

I'm willing to sacrifice and do everything.

You'll see some of the best to come out in George in the days

to come, because I don't know whether or not I'm going

to make it to the next round or not,

even though there's six of us.

But I figure for this round I'm gonna use the a*mo that I've

got to fight this one.

NARRATOR: The nominations are in, and six of the houseguests

have been marked for banishment.

Now, you get to decide who will stay

and who must leave the house on Wednesday night.

Call --- to cast your vote for banishment.

It's $. a call.

In Canada the number appears at the bottom of your screen.

THEME SONG: Live.

Because we're living today.

Feel the thrill of the life.

NARRATOR: AOL is CBS's internet partner.

The "Big Brother" website address

is www.bigbrother.com.

AOL members can also use the AOL keyword big brother.

THEME SONG: --together again.

Ooh.