01x36 - Episode 36

[bunniefuu]

I don't like the way you put on so much makeup.

You're a naturally good-looking girl.

And you don't need so much makeup, I think, personally.

You think I put a lot on?

I think you put-- yeah.

More than-- more than you need to.

[theme music]

[music playing]

Ugh.

You guys are icky.

All right.

Let me in.

Let me in, you little dirty poopers.

I just woke up this morning at :.

And I couldn't fall back to sleep.

And I don't know.

It's just-- it's kind of nice, to be up

when everyone else is sleeping.

And I feel like it's my house, like I'm cleaning my house.

Karen would have loved if I would have

taken all the dishes out and cleaned

[laughs] when she was here.

So she's probably at home going, uh!

Why didn't you do that when I was still there?

But--

[music playing]

They called me into the red room.

It was so-- - They did?

Yeah.

It was funny.

She asked me, actually, a lot about you--

Really?

--in the red room.

How I felt about you and how I felt about everything.

And how I felt about you nominating Karen,

if I was upset with you about it.

Uh-huh.

I'm like, not at all.

I'm just upset--

Why?

--that they're asking everyone that.

'Cause I know it's a storyline that kind of makes me mad.

Yeah.

I think I know who's in there this morning.

And I really like her if it's the person I'm thinking.

Yeah. She was really sweet.

Yeah.

And if it is, I'm going in there soon.

Oh.

And I've been requesting her every day.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

Yeah, she's really sweet.

But I don't know if it's her.

But it sounds like her to me.

I don't want to miss her in the red room.

But I look like crap 'cause I just woke up.

Yeah, I know.

They called me in like this.

I'm all, like, cleansered. I'm like, hello.

[laughter]

What's going on?

[inaudible] [sighs] I look like crap today.

Good luck.

CREW: Hey, Jamie.

Ugh.

CREW: What's up?

You're a guy.

CREW: Yes, I am.

[laughs] Is Christine working at all?

CREW: She's not around today, I don't think.

Oh, she's not.

Oh, see, I saw--

I thought that was her voice that woke us up this morning.

CREW: Ah.

I'm not sure.

OK.

Um--

And the thing that scares me is I think so far--

Huh?

You know, they're putting together

this reaction show tonight.

Yeah.

Which is obviously gonna be about this, since they

keep asking everyone.

Yeah.

But they haven't asked you or Cassandra.

And I'm like, great.

[laughs]

You know?

And so I'm like--

[sighs] I think I totally read you.

I'm like, you know, the only thing that sucks right now--

I'm so honest in there. I don't care.

I'm like, the only thing that sucks right now

is I feel like there's so many other sides of my personality.

Uh-huh.

And like, now what's getting focused on

is who I voted for, which I think is

the least important part of me.

Yeah.

And I'm like, I don't like that.

Well, I think, you know, who you

voted for shows a decent amount of your personality.

Because it shows, I mean, because, like, your reason

was principal, you know?

Mm-hmm.

And it was because you care, and because she wanted you to--

or said she wanted you to.

And this house wasn't doing good things for her.

So, I mean, it actually reveals--

I feel like they're trying-- like they're stirring it up,

though, you know?

Like, to make it not seem that way.

And that's what I'm really worried about.

That's why I went out to the garden

before I was gonna go in. 'Cause I was gonna

tell you I wanted you to go in. - [laughs]

But then I'm like, no, I can't say that.

And then I just went in.

Yeah.

I just-- I don't--

I could care less what anyone says.

You know?

I don't-- I would never even want to know.

I just want to make sure that they get a balance

of people who actually know me.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I don't think you can worry too much about it.

I mean, you know, you were like, you know what?

You can't worry too much about who nominated you.

It's like, you can't worry too much about how

you're being portrayed.

Because you don't have any control over it.

Well, that's not true.

You don't have as much control over what they're doing.

But you have a lot of control over who you are

and what you're acting-- and what you're doing.

And as you know, you've done everything right.

[theme music]

[theme music]

Oh.

I cannot stand all of the love.

I don't know what to do with this.

[panting]

More saliva.

More saliva.

Bring it on.

[laughs]

Hello.

You think you can win.

You cannot.

[laughs]

I guess that pug [inaudible] enjoying [inaudible]..

Look at her!

Look at her, Jamie. [laughs]

- Unhappy [inaudible] - Oh.

- [screams] - Harder, harder.

[laughs]

Good pug.

[laughs] Wait.

She has the thing in her mouth. - [inaudible]

- Doesn't she? - Oh, she's got--

Get her. Get her.

[LAUGHING] She's got my ponytail holder in her mouth.

[laughter]

Pugsley!

[laughs] Pugsley ran from us.

She knows.

No, Pugsley.

[laughs]

[laughs]

No. OK.

She came out the other end.

Go.

[laughter]

Come here.

Come here.

Give me my ponytail holder.

'Cause I got it down pretty much how to write anymore.

[LAUGHING] I've almost got you.

There we go.

Give it up. Give it up.

OK.

I'm prying the mouth open.

[laughter]

That was for your protection.

Oh, she's so cute.

[laughs] She ran under the bed and sat there.

Oh, I forgive you.

I forgive you.

[kissing]

[music playing]

Hello, "Big Brother," we need some [muted]

It's [muted] boring in here.

[strumming on blinds]

[inaudible] guitar, just [guitar noises]

That was a pretty good shot.

[laughs]

Thanks.

That was, too.

Twice.

Ha, missed.

Ah, you moved.

You dodged that one.

[laughs] Ah!

This wouldn't hurt, would it?

- Yes, it would. - This would?

Yes.

Oh.

Twice in the nipple.

[laughs] OK.

You can't move.

I won't hit your face, though.

Oh!

[laughs]

- Where'd it hit you? - [LAUGHING] Right in the eye.

[laughs] - It hit you in the eye?

- Mm-hmm. - Are you OK?

- Mm-hmm. - Let me see.

Open. - It's cool.

- Are you sure? - Mm-hmm.

It's just an eye.

[laughs] I'm so sorry.

Nah, it's cool.

[laughs] It's just an eye.

- Are you OK? - Yeah.

- Can you see OK? - Yeah.

See fine. Back up two steps.

You got two more shots.

Are you gonna hit me in the eye now?

[LAUGHING] Yeah, I'm gonna aim for your eye.

- [laughs] - Eye for an eye.

Does it hurt though?

[snickers] Only as much as an elastic band

[inaudible] at my eye could.

[laughs]

We're gonna put these down after this round

so nobody gets hurt.

[music playing]

It being halfway today, for me, is--

can be up to as far as halfway.

I mean, I could be out of here in days opposed to .

So for me, personally, today's a big day because, you know,

every second from here on out is one second closer to walking

outside and down those stairs.

I just keep that in the back of my head.

That keeps me going as an individual,

knowing that I'm one second closer to seeing my loved

ones, my mom and my dad, beating up my little brother,

and seeing my girlfriend again, and, you know,

palling around with my boys.

As a house, I think days down has brought the people that

are remaining a great deal closer, that they

have gelled real well.

Now, what'll happen in the next days, in my opinion,

is that this tightness will remain.

But it will have its highs and lows.

Again, like I said, I could be here days,

I could be here .

I don't know.

And I'll worry about it then.

I mean, I'd like to be here for the long haul, I really would.

But whether or not I will be, I don't know.

Other than that, man, it was--

it was nice to see Karen off.

It's always nice, man. You have no idea.

Let me tell you this.

You have no idea how nice it is to step

on those steps for, what, two and a half minutes,

three minutes max, every two weeks, man.

To have the sun beaming in your face there.

Because we never have the sun in our face

that late in the evening. 'Cause it's already

behind the compound walls.

And to just be able to look--

like, it's weird how you describe,

like, the air out there.

It's-- you just look, and you look out, and you can actually

see a vast amount of air.

[laughs] I don't know.

The air just seems different out front than it

does out here in the yard.

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: The house guests study

for their week-long challenge, to memorize

the US interstate highways.

Salt Lake City, Utah.

No idea.

I haven't even started [inaudible]

[laughs]

New Haven.

.

New York.

and .

- [inaudible] - OK.

Now wait a minute.

Yep.

, , .

That 's a long road.

- Yeah, it is. - Cuts our country in half.

OK. Atlanta.

, , .

- Jackson? - , .

- We've been calling it -- - .

- --and . - Mm-hmm.

Louisville and what, Indianapolis, are the same?

Louisville to Indianapolis are both , , .

OK.

Thank you, Cassandra. - Oh, god.

Mobile?

, .

New Orleans?

Ah, , , , .

Little Rock, Arkansas.

[inaudible].

Go ahead, George.

[inaudible]

I have no idea.

I just spent a week in Des Moines--

- Mm-hmm. - --for work.

There is nothing--

[laughs]

--nothing-- in Des Moines.

OK, now, what route were we going?

to to--

-- for Peoria?

to to .

- . - Mhm.

OK, guys.

[inaudible]

[theme music]

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: Jamie and Eddie are talking in the guys' bedroom.

Who knows what.

Are you talking or sleeping?

Talking.

Ooh. Can I join?

Yeah.

No.

Go away.

I heard there was a dark room conversation.

So I thought I would join.

Go away.

Oh, whoa, whoa.

I don't need hostility.

[muted] [inaudible] Go away.

If I left, you'd cry.

Brittany.

[gasps] Eddie.

I am so over you.

[sighs] You're just sad you can't have me.

Brittany, you know I'm over you.

Mhm.

You can't--

You must keep telling yourself that so

you don't die from the yearning feelings you feel.

You can't-- You can't handle it.

[burps]

Mm, you're so attractive.

Jamie, that was disgusting.

- Uch. - Uch.

You're boring.

Uch.

You're boring.

Uch.

Uch.

You're boring.

Uch.

Uch.

You're boring.

Uch.

You're an idiot.

[MOCKING TONE] You're an idiot.

[laughs]

Get the new Brittany doll for Christmas.

Pull the string in the back.

Uch.

You're an idiot.

You're an idiot. - Oh, yeah.

Get the-- - So gross.

--Eddie string, pull it.

- So gross. - Narf.

So gross. [fart noises]

- So gross. - Don't be stupid.

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

[laughs]

You're a dork.

Oh, [muted]

Do you realize almost half of the house is in this room

right now? - Mm-hmm.

[inaudible] do you realize that [muted] statistic

is getting old and boring?

Do you realize I don't [muted] give a [muted] what you think?

- Good. - I'm saying it anyway.

Thank you.

Because you're [muted] annoying.

How could it be getting old and boring?

Karen just left yesterday.

Because five [muted]

Deal with it [muted] -- hours, Eddie.

- --people have said it already. - Shut the hell up.

I'm-- - Stupid [muted]

--ing listening to you anymore.

You're so [muted] dumb, I swear.

Oh, I'm dumb.

You're dumb.

Don't-- don't write checks your a*s can't cash, Brittany.

Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah.

Come up with your own line, Eddie.

That one's getting old and boring.

[inaudible]

[LAUGHING] You're so stupid.

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

I do not understand--

[MOCKING TONE] I do not understand you.

I do not understand--

- [unintelligible mocking sounds]

--why Monica dates you.

I don't get it.

She has to have a screw loose.

[sighs]

[sighs] I'm leaving.

- [unintelligible mocking sounds]

I don't like you.

Leaving.

I don't like you.

I like Jamie but I don't like you.

You're mean to me.

I don't want to be mean to.

- [unintelligible mocking sounds]

[laughs]

Eddie.

[laughs]

You're being mean.

[laughs]

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: The house guests were given

a challenge-- to be brutally honest with each other.

I can take it, Ed.

Number one-- hate your bluish-green hair.

Brittany.

[gasps]

Number two.

Hate your ability to snore before I get to sleep.

[laughter]

And number three, I hate your shoes.

OK.

[laughter]

Let's have it. I can take it.

[laughs]

I can take it.

The first thing is, I hate the fact

that you were embarrassed the night

the mouse got out of the house.

[laughter]

[inaudible] mouse.

It was so funny.

And ever since, you've now worn-- oh.

And my second thing is, now, ever since that,

you wear two pairs of shorts every day--

[laughs]

--with a belt.

I hate the fact that when we played--

Come on, Slushie. Give it to me.

--water basketball, your beard tore me up.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

[inaudible] I hate the fact that whenever you leave,

all the chickens are gonna die.

[laughter]

Thank you.

I hate your green hair.

I hate your blue toenails.

And I hate your nose ring.

[laughter]

I hate the fact that I will probably never be able to get

rid of these accents--

[laughter]

--because of you.

I hate the fact that you're younger than me.

[laughter]

And I hate sometimes that you smile and are

happy when you're really not.

OK.

I liked your curly hair.

And I hate that you changed it.

[laughter]

Don't cut it off.

And that you think it's a bad idea to be on the cover

of "Seventeen" Magazine.

[laughter]

Very good.

I hate the fact that you snore like a buzzsaw sometimes.

It's funny-- it's funny when someone's having a serious

conversation, and it's all stressed,

and like, someone's crying.

And I look over and you're all--

[snores]

[laughter]

OK, listen.

I hate the way that you take care of the garden

and even though how much work you put into it,

we can't eat anything out of it.

[laughter]

I hate the fact that you figured out

how to play spades and beat me.

And I hate the fact that sometimes you really don't

say probably what you do mean.

Oh.

I don't like the way you put on so much makeup.

You're a naturally good-looking girl.

And you don't need so much makeup, I think, personally.

I hate that you make all these cookies

and cookie dough because we eat it all up and get fat.

[laughs] I hate that you're so self-conscious sometimes

about being around the pool. 'Cause

you have a very nice body and you should just enjoy it.

I hate it when I know you have something to say

and you can see that it's in your head

but you just don't say it because, I don't know why.

But you can just tell a lot of times,

you hold back from saying things.

I hate your farts.

[laughter]

Two, I hate that you don't think I'm as good of a drinker

as I think I am.

[laughter]

And number three is you're a cruddy dishwasher.

[laughter]

That's basically how it is.

Thanks, man.

Great.

I hate that you have--

somehow know how I tan when no one's watching.

OK.

I hate it when you get up in the middle of the night

and you eat and you leave your dishes in the sink and I get up

and there's ants.

Or you have your cereal and you rinse it and you dump it

and the whole metal thing is all full of cereal.

I [muted] hate that.

Eddie.

[laughter]

Its the Cocoa Krispies.

[inaudible] Oh.

- She really hates that one. - I know.

[laughter]

That one was very [inaudible]

How many of you b*stards are framing me?

[laughter]

It's not me.

I eat everything.

I hate that you have refused to [inaudible]..

[laughs]

I hate the fact that you don't wear

the Jimi Hendrix shirt anymore.

Yeah.

Get outta here.

[laughs]

Good one, Cassandra.

[applause]

[theme music]

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: This time, the house guests say what

they like about each other.

OK.

Here we go.

Number one, you've never forced

me to do infomercials with you.

[laughter]

That is coming.

Number two, you trust me with your hair.

Every time I go, chicken George,

you go, [clucking sounds]

[clucking sounds]

[laughter]

And number three which I like and respect most about you

is probably the love that you have for your family.

Mm-hmm.

[audio out]

As you know, I had a questionable opinion

about you when we first met, which I've changed.

So you've done a good job.

Because usually I'm set in my ways.

You clean the bathrooms so that--

Yeah.

- --we don't have to. - Ooh.

Yay.

Yay.

You're a cheap date.

You get drunk real quick.

[laughter]

Number one, you will drink any type of alcohol I make.

[laughter]

- We are honest. - So honest.

These are all true.

[laughter]

Your hair sticks straight up. I like that.

All right.

[laughs]

You can fall asleep anywhere. [laughter]

Yeah, [inaudible]

It is a gift.

Lawyers usually have a bad rep.

[laughs]

But you have proven that not to be the case.

All right.

Start off with me.

I like your shoe collection.

[laughter]

Not as much as Slush does.

And I like the way that you tan when nobody's watching.

[laughter]

Except Eddie [inaudible]

Yes, fellow New Yorker.

[laughter]

Bring it to me.

The first one is you remind me of home.

Yes.

The second is you make me laugh,

even when I don't want to.

[laughter]

And the third one is you've taught us all the word "narf"

and [fart noise].

[laughter]

Hey.

The world is a better place.

I'm almost scared to sit down.

[laughter]

You have style.

Wow, she has style.

Her makeup matches her outfits.

And this is in the "Big Brother" house.

I cannot even imagine outside.

I like the way how you handle me sometimes when you

probably aren't in the mood to.

[laughter]

And I like that you haven't made us dismantle the love bed.

Woo-hoo.

[laughter]

All right, Brit.

I like your big eyes.

Mm-hmm.

And I like your green lipstick.

[laughs]

I like the fact that you wear the same kind

of underwear I do.

[laughter]

You wear women's panties?

[laughter]

[interposing voices]

Slushie!

Slushie in a thong.

He likes my [inaudible]

I knew it, my man.

It came out all wrong.

I knew it.

[theme music]

THEME SONG: [SINGING] Live, 'cause we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life.

And don't be afraid.

ANNOUNCER: America Online is CBS's internet partner.

You can get to the "Big Brother" website by logging

on to bigbrother.com or AOL keyword Big Brother.

THEME SONG: [SINGING] Together again.

Ooh.

[theme music]