01x27 - Episode 27

[bunniefuu]

How long did you say it's been since you dated?

A year?

Yeah.

- That's a long time. - Yeah.

Doesn't feel like it. - Because you're picky, though.

Right? - Yeah.

I don't meet-- it's not like I meet guys

who say-- who make me say, ooh, I

really want to go out with him.

I'm just like, uh, please don't talk to me.

I can't imagine you sending out that vibe.

Or she'll kick your a*s.

I just don't, you know?

I see you being very approachable if a guy's

nervous to ask you on a date.

[laughter]

Stop it.

[theme music]

I just-- once Karen said to me, I think less sometimes--

she's like, Curtis.

I like you a lot.

I think highly of you.

But sometimes I think less of you

because you are friends with Jordan.

How can you call her a friend?

And I just looked at her shocked.

And I'm like, I--

I think you should think more of me.

But you know, whatever.

I was on the bike exhausted, so that was the end of it.

That, I was-- sort of bothered me.

But I think of it this way.

It's like, you know, if somebody thinks

less of you because you're more open-minded and-- and caring

and all of that, you know?

Shame on them.

Yeah.

The first thing I thought about tonight

was it could happen very easily with--

with Josh, because now she's very anti him.

Uh huh.

And I can see, like, if I were to really--

Buddy with him.

How she would pass judgment, you know?

- Yeah, I know. - And it's just not-- not cool.

Yeah. I know.

It's so tough to see, like, someone who's

friends with everyone and friends with Cassandra

and friends with George and Eddie and all these,

but then totally go off about it when they're not there.

And that's not a--

I just have problems with that, I guess.

And it's a shocking thing to, like, witness--

- Yeah. - --because it's on TV.

I know.

You're like-- you're on TV.

Like, you would think the camera might

keep you a little more honest.

[laughs]

This is the first time I've ever been,

like, at least known who--

beforehand been confident of who--

- You're going to do? - Yeah.

I mean-- you know what I mean.

I mean, and that's difficult-- that's weird for me.

But I just-- it's really easy.

Like, when I see such blatant ugliness that just doesn't

have a part here, you know.

That's how I feel.

Huh.

Even though it's, like, to my disadvantage probably.

Uh huh.

Oh well.

It's an environment thing, you know.

Yeah.

It's not good for the house.

It's funny that you already know.

Well, when someone is so quick to judge and-- and to talk

poorly of others, that's--

Uh huh.

You know, I don't know.

- I hear you. - And--

I just--

--about everyone too.

Not just-- no, it's just crazy.

Maybe I just hear more than other people do.

I don't know. But--

[laughs]

I got to figure it all catches up to you,

you know what I mean?

You can get away with it for a little while.

But, you know, catches up to you.

ANNOUNCER: Karen is concerned that she hasn't gotten

any letters from her kids.

They'll get you a letter.

They'll get you a letter, Karen.

I just want to hear from them.

That's it.

"Big Brother," please get Karen a letter pronto.

But see, that--

that's another thing.

I can't imagine them dragging their feet.

You know?

It doesn't-- why would they not?

I don't know.

Why would the kids not get it out to me

right away if that's what they said they were going to do?

Don't worry.

They'll get you a letter.

Hm.

You know your kids love you.

Oh, I do.

I do.

George.

Eddie.

Hi.

Eddie likes me, but he's mean to me.

Eddie.

Don't hate us.

Don't hate us.

I don't--

And also he always leaves the room whenever I come in one,

and never does anything gross in front of me.

Really?

Except pee.

Except pee.

[laughter]

Hey.

You're a pretty girl, Hollywood.

If you were younger, man, you'd be foolish not to look at you.

Aw.

Thank you, George.

Hm.

That's the truth.

You know.

You're very pretty and a very attractive person.

Thanks.

I think you're a pain in the a*s, personally.

That's for sure.

Brit came up to me today, and she's all--

Eddie-- what did she say?

Something about how you never feel, like--

or you always, like, touch her but you would never ever touch

me, or you always, like, rub lotion on her

and you always do all this stuff.

You always hug her. - Right.

- Never me ever. - Right.

Why?

Right.

I've got my reasons.

Tell me.

- They're for me to know. - Tell me!

They're right on the wall!

They're on a need to know basis.

They're right on the wall, man.

On a need to know basis.

What's the difference, though?

I don't understand that.

There's just a difference.

Why?

I know there's a difference.

The red room knows there's a difference, and that is it.

The red room does?

You'll find out when you get out there.

We'll put it that way.

I might talk to you about it one night.

I might. I might.

You know now I'm going to be all over you,

trying to get it out of you.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

But you know the one thing that always tripped me out,

you'll see a lot of beautiful women

with an ugly old man that's rich.

But you will never hardly ever see a very good

looking man, young, with an old ugly rich woman.

Why is that?

Society sucks.

Because when women are older, they don't--

they're not, like, shallow--

Yeah, and horny for the young--

- Right. - --piece of meat.

OK, now--

Oh, speak for yourself.

[laughter] - Except for Karen.

All right.

What's the opposite of that, though?

Now speak from the young woman's perspective

that's with the old man.

She's a gold digger.

Or she's attracted to power, like Lewinsky or--

Yeah.

--or whatever it may be.

So you got horny old men with gold digging women.

Brit, you date older men too?

Yeah.

I totally do.

Lately I have.

I usually date guys that are older.

I don't-- I can't remember the last

time I dated somebody my age.

And I don't know if I'd ever date anyone younger.

- Hm. - In college--

It's different.

There's a lot more, like--

when a guy's older, it's like they just get it more,

you know? - Yeah.

Totally.

It's like--

[laughter]

It's like they've been bitched out by enough girls

on what not to do.

On what not to do.

Well, I think it's just--

they're, like, done with the games.

And if they're not--

like, a younger guy, like, doesn't know

what they want a lot of time.

A smart man is a quiet man.

Karen, did you date older guys when you were dating?

Uh huh.

Yeah.

It was fun too.

It just happens that was, doesn't it?

- It was real spontaneous. - But--

That's what I was so impressed with, you know?

It was like-- it was not--

we went to play in the snow, you know, like at o'clock

in the morning. It was just--

Yeah.

You know, here we were at his house.

And then all of a sudden, it's like,

let's go have a snowball fight.

I was totally, totally taken by him.

I mean, he was just--

he was fun.

But my parents absolutely detested him.

I mean, hated him totally.

What about you guys?

Would you date older or younger women?

I like older women.

Older!

Peanut gallery.

I like some--

Is Monica older than you are?

No.

I like somewhere between and .

Really?

What's the oldest you've dated?

Well--

!

You dated somebody that's ?

Yeah.

He's dated a lot of older women.

- When? - He has, yeah.

Last year.

Oh my gosh.

When he was a teenager, he said,

when he was in high school, he was dating women

way up in their s because younger

girls wouldn't go out with him because he's missing a leg.

But older women seem not to have an issue with that.

Hm.

How long did you say it's been since you dated?

- About a year. - A year?

Yeah.

That's a long time.

Yeah.

Doesn't feel like it.

Because you're picky though, right?

Yeah.

I don't meet-- it's not like I meet guys

who say-- who make me say, ooh, I

really want to go out with him.

I'm just like, uh, please don't talk to me.

[laughter]

I can't imagine you sending out that vibe.

Or she'll kick your a*s.

I just don't, you know.

I see you being very approachable if a guy's

nervous to ask you on a date.

[laughter]

Stop it.

I think as a woman, though, I think--

like, although I consider myself in pretty good shape and stuff,

I don't know how I'll be like when I'm or whatever.

And I'd be scared to have a really, really

young guy, like maybe --

you know, three or four years younger than me,

but not younger than that.

Because then when I get old, he's

going to be looking elsewhere, and I'll

have to really k*ll him.

So-- you know.

Oh, I'm sure I'd give him something to stay home for.

Cooking. Cooking.

Oh.

[laughter]

Please clarify.

Please clarify.

[laughter]

My [inaudible] is bleeding.

[music playing]

Appearance or embarrassment.

Here we go.

OK.

Be a handsome man with a one inch p*nis or an ugly man

with a nine inch p*nis?

Ugly man with a nine inch p*nis.

How did that question come up, Eddie?

[laughter]

Wait, did I get that question right?

What was it, again?

What's your answer, Curtis?

What?

Be a handsome man with a one inch p*nis or an ugly man

with a nine inch p*nis?

Ah, jeez.

You could have a great personality.

Yeah, but you ain't doing nothing in bed.

Yeah.

Nine inches, I guess.

Nine inches?

I would definitely want to be ugly.

I can't imagine a guy even getting by with a one inch.

A one inch p*nis.

He could be a priest.

That's-- that would do it.

A very handsome priest.

Where's my leg?

Would you rather have a boyfriend who was

ugly with a nine inch piece-- p*nis

or handsome with a one inch?

Oh, definitely--

You're going to have to ask me later.

Oh!

Because I don't know.

Ugly with a nine inch, of course.

But Karen--

A once inch?

My gosh, forget it!

Well, do-- even if he's ugly, do I find him attractive?

Or I think he's ugly too?

No, he's [muted] ugly.

I think he's ugly?

No, he's ugly.

I'm sorry, with a one inch he could be a woman.

Here's my thing.

A big p*nis would be nice, but I don't think it's a necessity.

I mean, if you love him and all that stuff, and--

It would be nice.

It would be nice to have that.

OK, one inch is small, I do--

Small?

No.

Is one inch flaccid or erect?

Small.

Baby, it don't matter.

One inch.

[laughter]

I think Cassandra's joining in on this one.

She's going to purr.

[interposing voices]

OK. Next question.

Wait, wait.

Jamie didn't answer.

Jamie.

I can't decide.

How long is his tongue?

No-- yeah, is--

Can he flex his tongue?

[laughter]

Josh.

[laughter]

She can't handle it.

Oh, sh**t.

Cassandra couldn't handle it?

Oh, you guys.

Jamie?

ANNOUNCER: The pact between Josh and Brittany

is still in effect.

Haven't I been true to my word and gone to my room every--

Yes. Yes, you have.

See?

Haven't even been close to your room.

Nope.

Because I'm, like, all talk with you.

All talk.

Nothing really ever happens.

- Nope. - Never.

All talk.

We should be allowed to have privacy

once in a while in this house.

Don't you think?

Doesn't bother me.

Everyone should have an audience.

I'll hug you.

Oh!

She's hugging me!

My first human contact in two days.

Jamie is great.

She's very sweet.

And I think also she has integrity,

and is incredibly caring.

And she-- but she's not, like, the pushover

shy girl that every--

that not everybody, but a lot of people

here have perceived her to be, or even

thought her to be originally.

And I think she's genuine and honest

and I could trust her with anything.

And she's fun.

She's cute and she's great.

And so-- I think she's very attractive.

And I guess I am attracted to her.

I would never exactly act upon it exactly here,

and I have no idea whether it's mutual.

I think she looks up to me in certain ways.

And I know that she has respect for me.

And I also know that, like, we're good friends.

And whether it would go any further, who knows.

If-- if we weren't here, I would definitely--

I'd-- I would want her-- to ask her out.

ANNOUNCER: Karen continues to worry about her kids.

You're not there, but they know

you're with them in spirit.

And they're going to be fine, you know.

They're going to be fine.

They're adults now.

Yeah.

Ashley is the one that I'm concerned about--

Yeah, I know.

--more than anything emotionally.

I know.

I know.

The thing is you can know that she's always going to be OK.

She's never going to let anybody do anything to her that she

doesn't want done, right?

You know that.

She has strong--

The only person-- the only person that scares

her is her dad, you know.

He's the only person that totally

can make her fall apart.

Yeah.

And he just--

I-- I-- I guess I--

it's funny-- as much as I-- as much as I think he's a [muted],,

I fear him, you know?

I fear what he could do to me. - Yeah.

I understand.

She--

And this is what my husband does.

Whenever she gets mad, he gets right in her face

and just screams at her.

Just gets-- like, it totally intimidates her.

Really?

And he'll get-- he'll go "I am not going to take this,"

and he'll just scream and act like he's going to hit her.

He'll hold-- have his hand up like he's going to hit her.

Wow.

And it totally freaks her out.

And it-- as it would me.

And I go, don't you ever do that to her again.

And so-- and I told her before I left, he hits you one time,

one time, you tell Lissa, and Lissa will take care of things.

Because Lissa's a juvenile probation officer.

OK.

And I said--

because I-- I-- I-- if it-- even that to me is child abuse.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, it's total intimidation.

And I don't care what she does.

I mean, it just--

she totally loses it when he does that.

Mm.

And it's just-- it's like he's totally insane.

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: The house guests receive

their next week long challenge.

--clean.

"Welcome to the Big Brother pie eating contest.

But first you got to bake them.

You guys must divide into two teams of four,

The Raspberries versus The Blueberries.

Each team must bake eight pies following

the recipes provided."

Look at the pie crust.

--raspberry.

Look at the pie crust.

and / cups.

I use and /, and I think that's-- and I

have extra dough.

It's-- no way.

No way.

So The Raspberries will bake raspberry pies

and The Blueberries will bake blueberry pies.

Then on Friday at high noon, The Blueberries and The Raspberries

will face off for a pie eating contest.

Each person is expected to eat two entire pies,

but is required--

I can do it.

--but is required to eat at least one whole pie."

Will that even fit in your stomach, a whole pie?

Three pints per pie?

Three pints per pie.

I don't think--

OK, this is a challenge I could live up to.

- Three pints of blueberries. - No way.

No way. Absolutely no way.

You must all decide how much of your grocery list

you will wager.

The team that finishes eight pies

first wins the opportunity to decide

that week's shopping list.

One pie is a hell of a lot of pie.

The total time allotted for all pies to be eaten

is minutes.

minutes.

[laughter]

All have to be eaten with the eight of us?

In minutes.

In a half an hour?

I can't do three or four, but I could definitely eat one pie.

I could go two.

One more thing.

Since it's a pie eating contest, that means hands behind backs.

Hands behind backs?

A full pie?

Like this?

No way. No way.

Absolutely no way.

Guys--

and / cups of all-purpose flour--

--did a pie eating contest.

They ate one whole pie and puked in the pie plate.

I am not doing that on national television.

I will try my best to eat it--

- %. - %.

No way.

So %?

- If that's what we-- - %.

Ed Man? %?

If you guys say so.

OK.

We--

It's the crust where you get--

where you start gagging cause your hands are behind your back

and-- and you eat the middle, and then

all of a sudden you get to that crust and you're like--

See, I've done pie contests before.

What it is, is you got this pie in front of you--

I felt so sorry for my kids.

--have to eat three.

And you just go down and you eat mostly the middle.

You don't eat the crust and everything.

You have to.

You have to eat the entire thing.

Your hands are behind your back.

They're not going to--

I'm telling, they're not going to m*rder you.

Boy, we got a busy week ahead of us.

[laughter]

This is one challenge, you guys, I will smoke at.

[laughter]

I feel lonely because--

oh, I don't want to cry.

Oh, I don't want you to cry.

I'm going to come and sit with you.

OK, yeah.

Don't cry, though.

Yeah.

Because you know I'm going to get

all stressed out to have crying people.

I'll go oh.

OK.

Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.

- OK. - OK.

OK.

It's like-- I feel like nobody here understands me.

But I don't know how they could, cause, like, I'm confused.

OK.

But you know, it's not like you have to say,

I-- this is who Brittany-- it's not

like we're going to know who you are because you

tell us who you are.

- Can I sleep on the couch? - Yeah.

We--

I'm getting love from Cassandra.

You know this is bad when I come

over here and give Brittany love, you know this, right?

So come join us.

I am such a baby.

Oh my god.

I'm so pathetic.

Now, listen.

What I was saying, Brittany, is you

just have to live your life.

Yeah.

And we'll figure you out.

We know-- everybody's here-- here is on some kind of journey

to figure out who they are, or what direction they're going.

And we don't expect-- you're only years old.

Yeah.

You know?

I don't expect you to come to me and say, OK, I'm Brittany.

And this is what I'm all about.

I'm discovering who Brittany is every day.

Yeah.

You know?

I don't think that anybody's sitting here,

like, oh my god, this woman doesn't know who she is

or where she's going.

I don't think.

You know?

I know.

You're your own worst enemy.

You know that.

Yeah.

I feel like I kind of stick out here.

Well, if you didn't have pink hair,

you might fit in a little bit better.

Brittany, you probably stick out everywhere you go.

No, I don't.

I got to--

I got to talk with Jamie tonight.

I think she's taken--

she's taken more than a comfortable liking to me.

You know, like I can--

I can hug Brittany and goof around

with Brittany with no problems.

And Jamie, on the other hand, she would misconstrue it,

and she would take it the wrong way

and she would think it's something more.

Now, don't get me wrong.

You know, if we're in the outside world

and if I wasn't with Monica, yeah, I would--

I would contemplate, you know, maybe going out with her.

But not in here.

Not with Monica, no.

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: In just two days, the house guests nominate

their own for banishment.

Find out who it will be Wednesday on the live edition

of "Big Brother."

[audio out] buddy, have another one.

Break my ankle.

Have another one, pal.

Wow.

He's a tall guy.

How is it that you were walking?

They're really comfortable.

--doing their thing.

[laughter]

No.

You have sexy calves.

[laughter]

You're on TV!

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Feel the thrill of life and don't be afraid.

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MAN [SINGING]: Ooh. - OK.

Don't--

Oh my god.

[theme music]