01x25 - Episode 25

[bunniefuu]

When I decide to make that leap--

That's what I'm saying.

--I will be going all out.

Oh.

A million men in America just went, woo!

All out!

Woo hoo!

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: After Jordan's banishment,

Cassandra and Jamie compare notes.

Now the hard part is that there's nobody

in the house that fights.

There's nobody in the house that causes ripples.

And when nomination day comes around again,

it's going to be even more painful.

Mm-hm.

But this banishment day was way tougher

for me than the first one. - What, just--

- I think it's because Curtis. - Because of Curtis.

- I'm a lot closer to Curtis. - OK.

OK.

When he came and gave me a hug,

it was kind of like one of those you--

you don't talk about it, but it was kind of

like a goodbye hug in case.

And then when it was done, like, he walked-- he backed up

and he's just crying.

And I'm like--

Aw.

Of course so I start crying.

And it's like-- it just sucks.

But I think he was so constructive in the way

that he dealt with it, you know.

Wasn't that impressive?

He really was.

And I think he got closer to people

over the past-- over the past week.

Instead of further away.

Instead of further away, which I think

is really, really incredible.

Mm-hm.

Right now we have a few days to just enjoy each other, deal

with our challenge.

And relax, you know, before the stress starts again.

ANNOUNCER: The talk turns to sex and virginity.

Yeah.

When I decide to make that--

- Mm-hm. - --leap.

- Oh. - That's what I'm saying.

I will be going all out.

Oh.

A million men in America just went, woo!

Shut up.

Oh my god!

I don't want to look like I'm--

Like you're what?

Like you're not innocent?

You want to look innocent?

Well, I don't want to look innocent,

but I don't want to look like I'm not innocent.

If you came in with, like, a skirt up to here

and heels out to here and--

I'd be all, all right.

You know?

But it wasn't like that either.

All out, huh?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't think once--

you know, once you decide to do something--

Might as well do it well?

Mm-hm.

I never was a guy that was into, like--

I was never into toys and role playing

and bondage and all that crap.

All I need is me and someone else is naked

and whatever two naked bodies can do.

That's all I need.

I'm a happy man.

I think doing it in different places, though,

would be kind of cool.

Oh, yeah.

That's fun too.

Till you get arrested.

Every room in the house.

Showers, hot tubs, pools, oceans, rivers, lakes.

Brittany R. broke the seal.

I think so.

She wants to real bad though.

I told her about it last night.

It's not so bad right now.

I don't want to right now.

Everybody's thought about it.

- I thought about it. - Yeah.

Where some nights are worse than other.

Some nights are definitely worse than others.

I don't know.

I still haven't had a wet dream.

I'm, like-- - Just waiting.

I'm, like, waiting for it.

Yeah, you know what? I would be surprised one came--

I thought I was going to have one the other night.

OK, a month goes by.

Shouldn't I have had one by now?

What?

Oh.

Totally--

Oh.

The moans, the groans?

The dude's like, oh.

I love that.

Wait, wait--

Oh my god.

I'm so embarrassed right now.

Innocent virgin.

Uh huh.

Oh.

No, not just that.

Like, the whole-- like the whole reaction to it.

The whole body reaction.

The shaking and the--

[laughter]

So embarrassed!

Oh.

Oh my god.

You are so gross.

[laughter]

Oh.

Oh my god.

[groans]

OK, I'm totally leaving.

That was one way to get them out.

Embarrass them out.

All right, we got to practice that.

No.

[horse neigh]

I'm gonna take a shower.

A'ight.

What the [muted] am I doing in this place?

This place is nuts.

[music playing]

I-- it's--

I-- I think Brittany--

I'm starting to see a whole different side of Brit too,

you know.

Brit-- Brit always struck me as this very secure person.

I'm so antsy.

You're so attractive.

I can't lay out.

What are you antsy about?

Just-- I can't lay there, you know?

You just-- they're all laying on the towel just laying there.

Drives me insane.

And Joshua--

Josh was laying out.

I'm sure there's a lot of jealousy there.

Get up, you guys!

You can't just lay there.

Yes, we can.

OK, are you guys getting up?

No.

Woo hoo.

I'm jumping over you.

I'll just play a game with the two bodies in the grass.

Brittany is so going to get smacked.

Are you going to lay down? Take it.

No.

I want you guys to get up.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on.

Let's play a game.

Let's play a game that doesn't consist about just

laying silently on a towel.

It's much more fun to be doing an activity than to lay.

While I'm laying here, how about you give me a massage?

Oh.

That sounds like a ton of fun.

Fun for me.

No fun for you.

Oh.

There you go.

- No thanks. - When did we--

Oh, oh.

Are you scared I'm going to step on you?

Look at how near I am?

Woo hoo.

Can I manage to keep my balance?

She just needs to sit down on her towel.

She can't!

And chill.

She can't.

Oh.

Ooh.

Over the head.

I don't know if Josh will be so lucky.

Let's see.

Oh no.

You imagine what she must have been like, what she

was like in-- in grade school?

Uh, no.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, oh, it's getting closer.

Yeah, it is getting closer.

Be careful. - Oh.

Oh!

You're going to step on something.

Near.

It's a near-miss.

I will be back.

Oh, here's my water.

She'll be doing arts and crafts with--

I have a plan with the water.

You're going to get your a*s pounced.

Woo hoo.

My shoes are making noises now.

Oh. Oh.

- What was that? - Oh.

I don't know.

Aw.

Oh my god.

What's going on?

You're just asking for it now.

I need to eat my bacon.

Do you need help with the kitchen?

Oh. No.

What did you do?

Nothing!

How come he's wet?

- He's not wet. - It's--

Maybe he's sweaty.

--sweat from the sun.

She wants him to really like her,

and-- and I think she's selling herself to this guy,

you know, just by--

by being the best that she can be around him.

He-- he wouldn't be my pick for her, without a doubt, you know,

if I was-- if I was her mom.

Do you think men or women have better orgasms?

Ha.

Without a doubt, women.

No.

I think probably men.

I think men.

Really?

Really?

I think women supposedly when they have them are better,

but like, we're much better off because we always get them.

Consistent.

And they're consistent and they--

Yeah, if it's a good one.

--still don't suck.

I think guys, like, overall probably get better ones.

I swear to you, I must be the luckiest guy in the world

because I've never been with a girl that didn't have them.

- OK, I this conversation-- - Really?

- Never. - --out here.

It's better than the one in the house.

--didn't say.

--just that good.

No.

I think I'm just lucky.

Not every time?

Yes.

No.

They lied to you, Slushua.

- Are you serious? - That's what I'm telling you.

I must have been the luckiest person in the world.

Like, I hear that most women don't all the time, right?

Maybe half the time if they're lucky.

I wouldn't settle for that.

You wouldn't settle for half?

For-- no way.

OK.

But also women themselves get better at achieving orgasm.

- That's true. - That's true.

That's true.

When they find it.

And if a woman is open with-- and has

a good relationship with--

Yeah, if they're comfortable.

--the guy, they can easily say what makes them happy.

Oh, yes!

She's all-- I worded it so good.

Ee!

Oh, yes!

Oh!

Or just jump in and help if it's not quite what you want.

Jump in and help.

What would you know?

You don't know nothing.

Oh, I've jumped in a couple of times.

Don't you feel like--

Yeah, but someone else has to be there.

Yes.

Should I go take a leak, guys?

Well, go.

I can't.

You know what happens when you go to sleep

and then you have to take a leak?

What happens?

This.

Aw!

Edward.

Aw.

I didn't need to see that.

Did we need to see that, Joshua?

I didn't need to see that.

Edward.

He's got another leg.

Yeah, we're doing just fine.

Eddie's got to learn how to keep his pants on.

I don't want to see that [muted] anymore.

You've seen it?

Yeah, like five times.

I've never seen it.

Me either.

It's not a pretty picture.

You mean you saw the front side or the back side?

I saw the front side and the back side, and the side side.

For some reason, he thinks it's super hilarious to flash me,

and it's nasty gross stuff going on.

I don't want to see it anymore.

Have you seen the one time, his leg like this,

and he was like-- his whole--

and his whole thing was, like, full vision.

And then I saw it one time when--

- Did he do it on purpose? - --like, changing--

That wasn't on purpose.

One time he was changing and he was like this with the towel,

and he went, oh, oops!

And then I saw it when he mooned outside.

Like, he leaned over so far I saw the whole situation.

It's not attractive.

I don't think male's genitalia are attractive at all.

--morning, too--

Oh, you guys missed it.

Eddie had something to show you guys.

Oh, good lord.

We're glad he reserved it for the men.

He will show you, believe me.

He-- Brit's already seen it five times.

- She never saw it like that. - No.

I bet she has.

No, she hasn't.

I don't want to see it anymore.

I have no optic nerve left.

Oh, come on, now.

You really think-- come on.

What did you do, Eddie?

I didn't do nothing.

Everybody's imagination's running wild.

[music playing]

You have the smallest hands.

Yeah.

Your fingers are tiny.

Let me see.

I have small hands and small feet.

You know what that means?

Small shoes and gloves.

Like, I haven't been this tired since I've been here.

You look really tired.

You can always tell by my left eye.

If it's droopy.

Is it?

Yeah.

It's totally droopy.

Yeah?

Yeah.

But-- yeah, how funny.

Isn't that weird?

One of mine gets droopy.

I think it's my right one, though.

I haven't seen your eyes droopy at all.

They're all--

That's like, when I'm, like, on a couple

of weeks of no sleep.

It takes a lot of no sleep for me to really look sleepy.

A couple of no--

a couple weeks no sleep?

I mean, like--

just like an hour here and there.

I swear to you, when I go to, like,

these week long work meetings, I sleep

like maybe an hour every night.

I cannot sleep in hotel rooms by myself.

Me either.

Actually--

It's just--

I've only done that once since I've been here.

Isn't that weird?

It sucks.

We get these big executive ones that are two rooms.

They'll have, like, one room with, like, a table

and stuff for us to work.

And it's just like--

I always think I hear things.

You get scared?

Yeah.

I totally get scared.

I don't like sleeping in hotel rooms by myself.

They're all sterile and it's none

of my stuff and it's just-- ah, I cannot sleep in them.

And you're always, like, in a weird city and--

Well, call me up next time.

I'll go with you.

Don't have the job anymore.

Oh, yeah.

Never mind.

When you get another job, if ever.

I'm tanning.

I'm aware everyone in this house think I'm butt white.

You look-- it really-- it looks--

You just look so hot now.

Oh, no.

Josh, don't even go there.

Josh.

- I already got-- - I'm joking.

I'm joking.

Slow it down, Josh.

I got--

Slow it down.

I got the lecture already--

Yes.

--like seconds ago when I went to the bathroom.

You don't have to worry about a thing.

I'll make sure I tell you what I think.

- Karen. - What?

Where have I been sleeping every single night?

In my own bed. - I understand that, Josh.

And you see how-- the effort--

Josh, but you know what?

Josh, you've already done things in this house--

I know.

That's why I'm correcting myself.

And-- and then you turn around after that whole shenanigans--

Yeah.

--and then you turn around and the day

before Jordan's last day--

Yeah.

--you spent the whole day with her.

I got the lecture on that one.

Knowing, knowing, knowing full well but-- that there would be

just a little bit of tension back

in the house when you came back in here

with certain people or person.

And it's like you never learn.

That's why I say go back into that shell

just a little bit, and then ease your way out.

I-- I'm trying--

Slowly.

I'm--

Slowly.

I'm definitely trying.

Do it slowly.

I am definitely trying.

OK.

I go to the bathroom.

"What are you doing?"

Well, why?

What were you doing?

When I came through here, and she's sitting here

and you're like--

We were just talking!

That's what I said.

No. There were--

- There were sparks? - There were sparks.

There were.

I saw them.

I saw them.

So I'm just, like, trying to keep things toned

down because I don't want--

like I told her, I don't want Humpty Dumpty to fall apart.

Yeah.

She called me Humpty Dumpty.

Humpty Dumpty.

OK, Humpty Dumpty.

Don't worry because I ain't going

to throw you off the wall.

No, but I had a feeling she could knock herself off.

[laughter]

[music playing]

Are you tired, Eddie?

Getting there.

You want to sit down?

Do you like it here?

In the "Big Brother" house?

It's not bad.

It'd be better if it was Ed McGee's house,

but it's not bad.

I'm just visiting, though.

I think the less people, it's getting better.

Mm-hm.

I don't know who I'm going to vote next time.

I'm stressed out about it.

And it's only Thursday.

Mm-hm.

Wouldn't stress about it now, kid.

Yeah.

From here on in, it's nothing personal.

And you're not k*lling anybody.

You're not hurting anybody.

I know.

You're sending them home to their families.

If you love something, set them free.

I don't want to go home to my family.

So don't.

I'm scared.

They're probably all mad at me.

Oh, I don't think so.

I think they're very proud of you, Brit.

I don't think so.

You don't know my dad.

I'm sure they're very proud of you.

He's going to be angry at the way I conduct myself on TV.

Oh, I'm sure he'll be very proud of you, Brittany.

Just knowing that his daughter had

the guys to come out here on national television

and be herself and who she is.

That won't impress my dad.

I think it would.

Hm.

I like you, Eddie.

I like you too, Brit.

You're a good kid.

You're a good kid.

I'm sure your old man is real proud of you.

Your mom too.

Your mom's probably laughing at you.

Goodnight, Brit.

Goodnight, Eddie.

Thank you.

Mm-hm.

Can you kiss my head?

Hm?

Will you kiss my head?

[inaudible].

Night.

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: Jordan continues to be a topic of conversation.

--because I wouldn't take it personally if you

didn't get along with Jordan.

No, I don't. I don't.

All right.

And you can't.

And I didn't.

And I didn't.

But-- but see because I-- because I care about--

I care about her, I guess--

Yeah.

--I-- I feel like--

because I do still care about her.

I-- there was-- there was a lot--

I-- I wanted to reach out to her.

There was something about me that made her

uncomfortable without a doubt.

I don't know what it was.

I don't know if it was--

You guys are both very competitive in your own ways.

I know that. But--

I think she's troubled.

I believe she is troubled.

And-- and that bothers me because I--

I-- I hate to see somebody so not at peace, you know?

And I think she wants to think she's at peace

and she's still--

she's still-- - She's searching.

She's still searching.

But I think-- I think she is really,

really, really way far away from peace with herself, you know?

I don't think she really--

I think she's confused.

And I've been confused many times.

She had a very warped growing up period where you actually

do figure out yourself.

I mean, it's all so sheltered and masked

with all these religions.

But there has to be a reason, though.

Confused as she was, and searching so deeply

for something, there wasn't something

very traumatic that happened to her in her growing up years.

I would call adult or teenage years.

I don't think she started those till she was like .

So I think that has a lot to do with it.

When I started fearing that she could stay

and Curtis could go, I realized how badly I want

Curtis to stay in the house.

Oh god, I hope this isn't being ugly.

But you know, I love Eddie.

I love Eddie to death.

As much as I love Eddie, if I had to choose between Curtis

and Eddie, I would pick Curtis.

And I didn't think I'd ever say that because I really--

from the very beginning I wanted Eddie

to be here to the very end with me, you know?

ANNOUNCER: The house guests continue

practicing for tomorrow's jump rope challenge.

- So many letters. - Hey, Karen.

Come here. Spin this.

I want to jump for a minute. - And so I--

You want to jump, Eddie?

Yeah, jump for a minute.

- I'll spin for you guys. - All right.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to--

Hang on. Ready, Karen.

I wonder if I get the timing--

I am ready.

Can you jump?

Swing it down like this with your arm.

- Go, Eddie! - Woo!

Go, Ed Man!

Ed Man! Woo!

Yeah!

Woo!

What the hell was all that?

You so sick.

- Jump, Curtis. - You're so sick.

Yeah, all right. Let me get my shoes on.

That's how a fool jumping.

That was good.

You are good, Eddie. - Oh.

You are the jumper.

I just like being an idiot.

It's like, this is not my job so I can goof off.

He's not taking no chance.

All right.

Big Brother, Big Brother, won't you jump in.

Slosh, grab a beer, and give it a spin.

Big Brother, Big Brother, won't you jump in?

Hollywood, grab the camera and give us a grin.

Big Brother, Big Brother, won't you jump in?

George, grab a chicken and dance in the pen.

Big Brother, Big Brother, won't you jump in?

Brittany, come purr and straddle the men.

Big Brother, Big Brother, won't you jump in?

[interposing voices]

Big Brother, Big Brother, won't you jump in?

Cassandra will kick your a*s.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I did it.

I did it. - That's OK.

You don't want to give--

I got all stressed out because there was no room.

OK.

I screwed-- I screwed it up.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry.

ANNOUNCER: Will the house guests successfully complete

the week-long challenge?

Watch "Big Brother" tomorrow night and find out.

--far back.

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