01x21 - Episode 21

[bunniefuu]

Jordan is going to naked trampoline onto the pool

on her birthday.

Not that it matters, but tell America that.

Maybe they'll keep me here just to watch me

naked trampoline into the pool.

And if she's still here, the next nomination round you will

see her in a white stripper thong with

two band-A*DS on a pool raft.

I will totally do that.

[theme music]

Oh.

- God. - OK.

I'll take your word for it.

Beer burgers.

Beer fingers.

I don't care.

Curt, just will you hold my boobs.

I don't have a bra.

No you have to take the paper off first.

OK. Bring them on.

You don't take the wrappers off at Eddie's barbecue school.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It melts.

Don't worry about the paper.

Come sit with me.

I will straddle.

I love it.

There's something about what's under this sweatshirt.

I am so unemployed.

It is so sad.

Oh, but it's worth it.

R-r-r-r-r-r.

It's worth it.

He's so unemployed.

I am so unemployed at the end of this.

Oh, let me rest your head into my bosom

and make you feel better.

That will work.

Yeah.

Thank god there's a lot of space there.

[laughs]

OK.

Do you feel like left out, Karen?

Shall I hug you too?

Ooh, baby.

Here, here, here, here.

OK, OK.

[interposing voices]

Ah, do you see this?

Do I see the drunken Asian lawyer?

My favorite American, Mr. Conservative is smoking?

Give me the cigarette!

Give me the-- give me the cigarette!

We will all smoke to--

to Big Brother.

Smoke all Karen's cigarettes, and then she's out.

Joshua's kind of g*y smoking.

[laughs]

You do!

You look totally h*m*.

I'm so g*y now.

Tell me why.

Every man in America loves me!

Prove to them you are not a h*m*.

Please do not-- but sit down pretty boy.

First of all, get that French [inaudible]..

Simply, there's something about you.

Oh, yeah?

Wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it make my complexion--

Thank you, Edward.

[laughs]

[interposing voices]

I'm just gonna go to bed at midnight.

I am so tired.

Midnight is so far away.

Midnight is like hours away.

Isn't Midnight tomorrow?

Josh, just go to bed.

Look George, I'm in bed by midnight!

Is all the chicken poop off here?

Yes.

Chicken poop [inaudible].

Right on.

OK.

[laughs]

[music playing]

Now what?

This way.

[laughs]

Then you can go like this.

OK.

[inaudible]

Wow.

[inaudible] dancing.

I can swing.

I can swing.

[yells]

[cheers]

[yells]

Oh, Curtis.

Does need he a blanket?

I have to go to the bathroom.

OK.

I was drinking a bunch of water, no alcohol.

I had too much beer.

So I don't need to go pee.

I don't know where I should sleep.

I know.

I'm scared to go in the room and wake up Cassandra.

Hi, there, little miss mother.

Huh?

I've got to clean up all evidence of a party.

I didn't think you looked very mad.

I didn't act very mad.

No, I didn't think so.

I'm still mad.

Don't you think I should still be mad?

No, I don't believe in holding grudges.

I'm mad still.

I believe in saying what you feel.

But I don't believe you should--

I mean-- to what--

what's it gonna prove?

Is it going to prove something to you?

I don't know.

Or something to him?

I don't know.

What do you think?

Um, it depends on what you do when

you're sleeping on the couch.

If you're just sleeping, then I don't think it's bad.

OK.

Oh, Curtis, my love.

[snoring]

You took such a long pee.

I know.

I was trying to decide whether or not

to come back to the couch, because I'm still mad.

No, don't ever question.

No.

I'm still mad at you.

I can't believe I'm even laying here with you.

Oh, man.

What do you think Monica would think when she-- when

she sees last night's events?

She hates it when I drink, first of all.

- Really? - She smokes.

I drink. So--

OK.

We both have bad habits.

Yeah.

But you know what it is too, like, I love the girl.

I do.

But, do you know what it is with her?

She-- she takes my-- my drinking offensively.

Like she feels and she actually degrades herself, you know.

And it's not that I mean to do it.

The way she sees it is what is it.

Is it I'm not beautiful enough or do I not entertain you

enough that you have to drink? You know I'm saying?

She takes it offensively.

Like when I drink, like if we go out and I'm with my friends

and I'm with her.

And I kick back and have beers with them, you know.

She gets all offended.

She's like, you know, I want to be something

in your life to the point where you don't have to drink,

you don't need to drink to have a good time with me.

Like, I understand what you're saying.

But you see, I drank before I met you and I drink now.

And it's not like-- you won't find

me trashed on a Tuesday night.

- Right, right, right. - You know?

You know, it would be a Friday night or a Saturday night,

you know, if somebody comes into town

I know or I'm showing somebody around.

We'll go over to the pub, and we'll have a few beers,

you know.

Nothing crazy, you won't find me riding a donkey at : AM,

you know, but you know.

I'll kick back and have a few beers.

Absolutely, absolutely.

I won't drive home, but yeah, I'll have a few beers,

you know.

So-- so she's like, well I want to be something in your life to

where, you know, you don't have to drink and this and that.

And I'm like you know, if I was an alcoholic,

I'd understand what you're saying.

But I'm .

This is what you do at , you know, where I'm from.

Well, listen.

Do you-- OK, like when you guys go out,

sometimes you have your quiet time.

Sometimes you go out with your friends.

Right, right-right.

What if you didn't mix the two?

You know what I mean?

Like what if you had your thing with her--

Yeah, see that's something I've got a find a balance of.

Yeah.

Because maybe when you're with your friends you do

want to drink. - Yeah.

And she's not comfortable with that, you know.

Right.

See, that's something I've still got to find a balance on,

you know.

Wow, that-- that's something to work on.

Well, yeah.

I'm really learning a great appreciation

for my family and my friends and what

I have on the outside world.

I miss, you know, just sitting down and talking with my mom

or cracking a beer with my father.

So, you know, I'm learning a greater appreciation for them.

Not that I had-- not that I didn't have one before.

Because I mean I owe them a lot.

When I was sick in the hospital they stood by and, you know,

supported me through everything I've done,

good or bad, whatever they saw.

They might not have agreed with what

I was doing at certain times, but they stood behind me.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: George and Eddie decide

to brew some homemade beer.

Ah, the malt syrup will be thick and sticky.

Is it sticky, Edward?

It's very sticky.

OK.

Like the bathroom.

[laughs]

Open the package of dry malt.

You do that.

I will-- I shall open a package of the dry malt, Eddie.

He's going to drop the package of dry malt.

Mmm.

Smells like stale feet, Ed.

Yes it does.

[laughs]

Like Aunt Edna's a*s.

OK.

Now we have to boil for a little bit.

Cassandra is about to k*ll us.

Let's move it off.

Yeah, that boiled over.

No damage done.

[laughs]

Oh, man.

It's gonna smell in here.

We're gonna be thrown out for this one, man.

We just got thrown out.

Oh, boy.

We just got thrown out.

Dude-- we'll soak that.

Dude, you're walking around.

You're tracking [muted] all over the house.

I'm just trying to clean her up.

My mom is gonna k*ll me.

Oh, I'm so dead.

You can't come in here, Karen.

Dude, I can't look at her, Bro.

Just relax, Ed.

I'm relaxing, but she's looking at me, man.

Just relax.

It's only back up against the walls a little bit, Eddie.

Listen, don't say nothing.

Maybe she won't know.

OK.

Just that her that you-- you got a cleaning fit,

and you had to clean.

Because she sees you wiping the floor, bro.

We're OK.

Use the pool.

OK.

Well, we've got to that-- oh, we got it boiling, still.

Good job, Ed.

Oh.

Like dried, or fried.

No.

Brittany accidentally bumped the stove.

[laughs]

NARRATOR: Jordan gives Brittany some love advice.

Just follow your feelings.

You know if you have feelings for Josh, just go with it,

you know?

But it's like, I don't even know if I do

or if it's the dysfunction-- this dysfunction of the house,

and it's just me wanting to connect with someone.

You know what I mean?

See, I totally felt that.

I totally felt that.

Is it's just me wanting somebody?

Yeah.

But isn't it like that all the time like in the real world?

I mean, we want people to be close to.

What are you making?

Stir fry.

Oh, yum.

And I do--

I mean I you know didn't--

I'm going to give you my unsolicited opinion.

OK, go ahead.

I think you should--

I think you should give him a chance.

He's a cool guy.

And he-- I think genuinely likes you.

I can tell.

You know, like just by the way you guys laugh

and have a good time.

Jamie thinks I should give him a chance.

Karen thinks I should give him a chance.

You think I should give him a chance.

[laughs]

It's so funny.

Well, there's no hurry either, I mean--

I think last night I went in there

and he was talking to Jamie.

And your name came up.

And I said--

I said-- he's like, while I've apologized and I just--

you know I--

I don't know if she's going to trust me.

And I'm like, I think the less you--

like, the sooner you stop talking about it

and just being untrustworthy, the better.

You know?

Yeah.

But too, it's like you don't even know if he likes me

or if he just is like stuck in this house.

It's like this house totally screws with your head.

[laughs]

I mean totally.

I don't even know which end is up.

I know. It's [inaudible].

NARRATOR: Josh and Brittany are in a teasing mood.

I do not like Eddie.

[laughs]

Jeez.

You so do.

George, do you hear them?

She has a crush.

They're trying to--

Eddie just said he thinks that show is banking on Eddie

and me hooking up.

I think you guys would be super cute together.

Don't you they'd be cute together?

You'd never have a crush on Eddie?

Honestly?

I think it would be so cute if you guys hooked up.

Say it honestly.

He is not going to be with Monica anyway.

She lives in Germany and she's not coming back.

George?

I'm not saying but-- hey--

George?

Listen to the man.

He is wise, experienced.

The old man is wise. - OK.

Here's the thing.

You and Eddie totally click.

There is something.

I mean.

There is some kind of chemistry there.

Like Monica and him-- she's going to--

she got a scholarship to Italy.

She's not even coming back to the United States.

You know I mean?

And if something did happen between you guys, he--

I mean--

It wouldn't happen.

No?

He just wouldn't.

I wouldn't discount anything in this hole of dysfunction.

He's told me that he would marry her.

Yeah, I heard that.

You want a chair?

See?

OK, what do you think?

Do you think that Jamie and Eddie would be a cute couple?

Just hypothetically, hypothetical situation.

I'm sorry I cannot say that.

Because I am Eddie's person to keep

him faithful to his girlfriend.

Eddie's not going to do anything he don't want to.

This is hypothetical.

Yeah.

No Monica exists.

They are total complete opposites,

if you haven't noticed it.

And I think when people are that opposite,

I don't think it will last.

No way.

It would be fun.

Don't get me wrong, but way to opposite.

I said that last night too.

OK.

Here's the deal.

Look at each other and don't smile.

No.

Look at each other--

You can't.

[laughs]

I can't look at you and not smile.

I couldn't do that.

I can't do that.

Because you love her.

[laughs]

You love him.

I want the focus off of us, and right here.

A new romance is brewing in the house.

[laughs]

Look at all the--

not that they've focused, you totally have a crush on Jamie.

You big Jamie crush head.

[laughs]

I squish you!

Squish, squish, squish-squish.

Squish squish!

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Cassandra and Jamie talk

house politics and the logic behind the nominations.

I think people get rid of those

that they feel most uncomfortable with, you know.

And he was number one and Jordan was number two.

So--

But Curtis?

Curtis, I don't know, frankly, as much as I will hate it,

I think he'll be the one that will go.

The only thing that worries me and it didn't

even hit me until a day or two ago,

is like I see a block forming.

But then I try to put this whole house into perspective,

you know.

And I'm not really here for the money.

So I don't care if I make it till the very end.

But I just think that that's--

I don't like that.

Because I don't feel like that's quite fair.

You know what I mean?

So that's the only thing that worries me.

No matter how close I get to anyone in this house,

I would never discuss with people

who I'm going to vote for.

That just wouldn't happen.

And I can see a small block that would

that perhaps would bring up a vote like Curtis.

And that's the thing that bothers me.

I'm trying to think of two perspectives.

And I worry about it personally, not getting

caught up in this house.

And I think about stuff like that

and I equate that with alliances.

And I think, yeah, in this little space we're in, where--

where it seems like it's the whole world right now.

But I try to balance that with what's the big perspective

and how do I want to look once I'm

out of this thing, which is only going

to be at longest two months.

And if I gave into, you know, crap like alliances

or whatever, I mean, yeah, I may stay here longer.

But I-- I wouldn't feel--

You'd feel bad about yourself.

--good-- I feel like when I got out of here.

It is like high school.

And sometimes you just have to separate yourself when you need

to, just get a breath of air.

And say, OK, now let me figure out what I need to do for me,

you know how I think I would handle the situation.

You know, you have three options.

You join it.

You stay away from it where nominations are concerned.

Or you form your own alliance, you know?

NARRATOR: The houseguests wager % of their grocery allowance

on their next weekly challenge.

Six of them will have just one chance at jumping rope

together times in a row.

Can we do this, do you think?

We hope so.

We've wagered %.

We're gonna have to.

Oh, wouldn't you hate to be the last one, screw it up.

Like, jump in and--

now the pressure's on.

I've never done this before.

When do you jump in?

OK.

Right when it hits the ground is when I run in.

OK.

Hit run.

Hit, and then you run.

Run and jump.

And then watch Eddie's-- like I always watch Eddie's hand,

so I know where the rope is.

Because it goes so slow over the top.

Do you want to go first, Curtis?

You go.

Go on ahead and try it.

You want me to try this?

Uh-huh.

I don't know if I can jump in bare feet.

OK.

You going Curtis?

You want to go?

I'm not used to this, actually.

Ooh, good job.

Crystal, line up.

Look at each other and line up.

You guys need to line up.

Jamie, slide to your-- slide to your right.

You're too far to the left. Move more to the center.

- There you go. - Line up with Eddie.

There you go. Line up with me.

Good going, guys.

Line up with me.

Up, George.

Is he running quick?

Run in, line up, and then get ready to jump.

Come on, Cassandra. Get over to the right.

Cassandra move over to me. Line up.

George get over to the right.

There you go.

- To your right, George. - Good.

OK?

You're fine.

We've got room for one in front of Josh.

Go Hollywood.

Hollywood?

All right, troops.

Go, go, go, go.

Yeah.

Good job.

, , , , , , , , --

ha-ha.

- Good job, guys. - OK.

And then--

We can do it.

So we know we can do it.

We can do it.

NARRATOR: Part of the challenge is

to compose a rhyme for the rope turners

to recite while the others are jumping.

It's done after he writes this last line.

- Really? - Yeah.

OK, this is definitely better than the other rap, right?

[laughs]

Big Brother Big Brother won't you jump in?

Cassandra's dressed to a tee, because the game we'll win.

That's too wordy.

But I wanted-- we were going to write something about

her going to bed so early but--

We-- we were gonna write, Cassandra, Cassandra-- or no--

Big Brother Big Brother, please jump in.

Cassandra's got a bed to go and get in.

Yeah.

There.

She's got a bed to go and in.

Big Brother Big Brother, won't you jump in?

Jordan's not sweating because she's super thin.

[laughs]

Very good.

Don't you like yours?

What would you write for yourself?

I don't think I'm super thin.

Big Brother, Big Brother won't you jump in?

Jordan's working hard to keep the beast within.

[laughs]

To tame the beast within?

Tame the beast within.

I love it.

Big Brother, Big Brother, won't you come in?

Jordan's working harder to tame the beast within.

Big Brother Big Brother won't you jump in,

or Cassandra will kick your a*s.

[laughs]

You guys all make me sick, all of you.

You make me sick.

- I say we go for it. - What about Curtis?

[laughs]

[music playing]

[theme song]

[SINGING] Live, because we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life.

And don't be afraid.

Live, be a part of it--

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