01x18 - Episode 18

[bunniefuu]

Our issue is kind of--

I mean, for me, it's just kind of amusing.

Like, I mean, after everything Brittany said.

It's just so weird that you, like, walk by Jordan's bed,

and, like, kiss her hand, and then crawl into bed with me

and rub my leg.

And seriously, I'd like to know what you're doing.

Like, I'm not trying to be a b*tch,

I just am, like, curious.

Like, what goes through your head?

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ANNOUNCER: Brittany and Jordan compare notes about Josh.

Well it's very flattering to be attracted

to someone's personality.

Then I think, like, [WHISPERING] like on a more just animalistic

level, he's more attracted to me sexually,

but he's more attracted to your personality.

But it's not like I want him to be all attracted to me,

but it's like, I like to be cute.

You are cute.

No, I'm-- you know, it's just weird.

It just was weird to hear.

Like, I don't know.

It's just like, I'm so tired of being everybody's buddy.

Having everybody think I'm the clown.

It's like, I want to be, like, I mean,

yes, I'd rather have someone to be attracted to me,

like, for my personality, but it's just like--

you know?

It's like, once again.

I don't know.

It's like none of these guys would ever think of me,

like, physically.

You know what I mean?

I'm never going to find a soulmate, you know?

I haven't in years.

My god, I'm a virgin.

Hello.

I mean, come on.

How pathetic am I?

Ugh.

You're not pathetic.

He's probably not being totally honest with either of us.

I think he's just trying to, like,

keep his options open, because he just wants to have fun.

That, like, totally pisses me off.

That, like, irritates the [muted] out of me.

Like, I don't like people like that.

Well, that's how I felt, totally.

Like, when he said that, it's like,

well, you know, he really likes you,

and he really likes your personality,

but I'll sleep with you, because I find you sexually attractive.

I felt like crap too.

I was like, [laughs] You know?

I'm such an idiot.

No you're not.

I think he's kind of like, playing both of us.

[laughs] Not that he's, like, a player.

But I think he's just like--

I mean, this is how I see him.

He was in that five-year relationship,

and he's just beginning to date now.

And he doesn't really know how to date.

He doesn't really want to be loyal to anyone.

But then he told you he wanted to, like, date.

Well, yeah.

He said he just wants to have fun.

See, he told me he didn't want to just have fun.

He wants to find, like, one person to, like,

spend the rest of his life with.

[laughs]

Geez.

What a little [muted].

I'm OK.

One more re-enforcement why I don't like boys.

I always used to go that I'll never

have sex, because they suck.

Part of me wants to play a game with him.

Part of me wants to too.

[laughter]

Brittany, we totally should.

Why don't you say something like, like, it's time for me

to not be a virgin anymore.

[laughs]

Hi.

[laughter]

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ANNOUNCER: Karen's confused by Brittany's new look.

What was that all about?

I don't get it.

[laughs]

i don't either.

Do you want to tell me?

Come out here. Talk to me.

[laughs]

Come here.

Oh, I'm getting in trouble.

What was that-- what's that all about?

What's what all about? Her outfit?

Yeah.

I don't know I just think it's funny.

She just wanted to look like that.

You're going to laugh your a*s off.

About what?

Are you going to tell me?

Mhm.

Oh.

Is it good or bad?

It's-- well, it's bad.

A little [muted].

Josh has totally been playing both of us.

Did he say that?

No.

We started talking.

[inaudible]

I mean, I sort of confronted him after the meeting.

Like, when everyone was sitting there.

Are you serious?

I haven't told you all the [muted] he's said to me,

and all the [muted].

It's like the same.

He's a total dog.

Are you serious?

Uh-huh.

No.

He's not a nice kid at all.

And so we're totally-- when we're all

sitting at the meeting, we're going to, like,

go we have a little housecleaning issue.

And we're just going to confront him in front of everybody.

It's bad, Karen.

I mean, who is this who's talking?

Jordan you mean?

You and Jordan?

Mhm.

We sat up all night and compared notes.

What a little [muted].

Oh, that's why you stayed up late.

Mhm.

Well, I mean, you don't have to have

a reason to stay up late. - No.

But, like, don't say anything.

Don't do anything.

Because we're trying to decide--

we're trying to decide what to do.

We were going to play a game.

I was going to totally come onto him,

and she was going to totally come onto him,

and we were just going to play it for a few days.

But then--

And how you know that she's telling the truth?

Because the things that she said that he said are

like verbatim what he said to me.

Like, the reactions he's done, the looks he's given.

She described them perfectly.

Exactly what he's done to me.

And a lot of my-- and a lot of my dislike for Jordan

really came from that.

I mean, granted, I don't think I still have issues.

It's not fair.

He's a little-- sneaky little crapper.

Wait a minute.

A lot of your dislike for her came from that?

Because I thought she was very manipulative and dirty

looks and this kind of stuff, and she was doing it because--

She was just flat-out rude from the beginning.

Yeah, I think--

I thought so too.

But--

And the fact that she said what she said to you--

Yeah, I mean, I still have issues with her,

but I'm just irritated.

It's like, I want to confront him.

I don't want to act like it's nothing.

I don't want to make a joke out of it.

Just don't say anything. - I won't.

I promise.

Not a word.

I think I'm going to go in there in a minute.

Haters!

Why are you calling me--

[inaudible] the haters!

Haters! - [inaudible].

I know, I know.

Right?

We're just sweet and innocent.

Haters!

Totally.

ANNOUNCER: The girls' plot drives

Karen to spill the beans.

I'll warn you ahead of time.

I'm not supposed to say anything,

but I think it would be so unfair to everybody else.

Supposedly, Josh is playing Britt and Jordan,

and he's saying the same things to each one

and doing the same things, so they're going to confront

him in front of everybody.

It just really upsets me because I like him.

And I don't-- I mean, I like anybody.

Nobody deserves to be embarrassed like that

in front of the whole group.

Everybody could-- right after the nomination, we could

just vacate the living room.

- Yeah. - Because that--

Not to allow--

Take away their forum.

So that we don't provide a forum for it.

I will.

Because I can't.

I can't.

I don't think it's right at all.

I'd like to think it was all Jordan,

but I don't think it was.

You know?

I mean, it could have been a lot of her causing Britt

to be paranoid, but Britt allowed

herself to be paranoid by it, so you know, she's not faultless.

But-- I hate it.

I want to leave if this is the way it's going to be.

This isn't how it's supposed to be.

ANNOUNCER: Jordan and Curtis discuss potential banishment.

I mean, it would be kind of funny to be

banished on my birthday.

At least you'd be out and celebrating with people.

Well, yeah.

So if I do end up staying here, two good friends of mine

are going to be gone, and it's like I'm going to have,

like, two women left that I really connect with.

I mean, there's Karen, Cassandra,

George, and Eddie, and Josh.

Like, all of them, I just--

You don't?

Well, I get along with Josh, but again--

Because he wants to sleep with you.

Because he wants to sleep with me.

You know?

How do you know I don't want to sleep with you?

[laughs]

I think our connection is a little bit deeper than that.

OK.

[laughs] It's just--

I don't know.

I just-- I totally feel like a misfit.

I feel like I'm in the land of misfit toys.

Mm, well, I mean, that's sort of what it's all about,

is being on here with diverse, weird people.

Or at least people that are different.

And it is weird for everybody.

Like.

Yeah.

And I think I have a pretty good ability to get

along with everybody, and I do.

So, like, I like it, and staying here is great, but you know,

there's a very, very strong chance I'm out of here

in seven days.

Why do you say that?

I mean, there's just as big, as strong a chance

that I'm going to be out of here.

I don't know.

Just because I was voted in last time

doesn't mean the public loves me.

No, it's not that at all.

It's more like who's, like, a little more exciting.

Like, I thought my biggest-- my best chance of staying here

would be, like, just not get nominated.

Like, get along with people.

You know, I'm kind of like, eh, a boring lawyer guy.

[laughs]

I don't think so.

Because we hang out /.

You know what I mean?

But, like, how many, like, good quips do I give,

or how much interesting drama do I create?

I'm like, nah.

I'm just whatever.

We'll see.

I don't know.

I mean, I think--

You are the hot stripper.

[laughs]

I'm a hot stripper.

But I think, like, if anybody has any feeling that I'm, like,

c*ck or I need to be humbled or I'm getting too

big for my britches or whatever, like, they could

totally edit me in that way.

And then with me dressing up like a guy tonight.

That is a little weird.

[laughs]

[laughs] That is way weird.

What am I talking about?

The other bad thing about you is, I mean, the whole scene

after the first nomination.

I mean.

I don't-- you know what, though?

I mean, they voted me in after that.

Huh?

They voted me in after that.

You know?

Right.

And so I--

You can take it one of two ways.

I mean, it's just that they wanted Mega out more or not.

You know what I mean? Like, I still see that.

I mean, as I told you, like, that was my biggest, like,

blech towards you.

Yeah.

And so I figure, you know, I'm not

that different from Joe Public.

That's why I think Joe Public would vote me out.

Because I'm like, I would find me, like, not thrilling.

But it's also just, like, the hot stripper factor.

I'm telling you.

You know?

I mean, I don't know who's voting and who's watching.

Who knows.

But you know, you are a hot stripper.

[laughs] And we all want to sleep with you.

So. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Because I'm so voluptuous and--

so I don't know.

I mean, I am once again going to prepare myself to leave.

What?

I'm going to once again prepare myself to leave.

Oh, I'm definitely preparing myself.

But the thing, like, I'm going to be nominated,

like, if I got put back in the house for some weird reason,

I'll be nominated again--

Probably.

- And again. - Probably.

- And again. - Probably.

And again.

Yeah.

I mean, I could see me being nominated every time.

Probably.

[laughs]

Yeah.

[laughs] I mean, what did I say, probably?

It's like, yeah.

And that makes me feel like what the hell?

You know?

It's like you don't think I suck, really, do you?

Not too much.

[laughs]

ANNOUNCER: The girls confront Josh about his Playboy ways.

Well, we actually kind of came in here for a reason.

Oh no.

[laughter]

Yeah.

Don't tell me you came here for a reason.

Uh-huh.

Jordan and I sat up all night kind of comparing notes.

I'm listening.

Our issue is that you've been kind

of trying to bag both of us.

Bag both of you and Brittany?

Yeah.

OK.

That's your issue?

Yeah.

You've been doing the same thing to both of us.

OK.

And, like, downplaying the other person.

I think.

Downplaying the other person by doing what?

Well, just like, you know, I'd talk to you about Brittany,

and you'd always kind of pass her off,

like, I'm not attracted to her.

I just-- you know, I just think she has a cool personality.

I just want to have fun.

You know, whatever.

I'm really sexually attracted to you, and--

You acted like you were interested me,

so that, like, was weird to hear.

It was weird to hear that?

It was weird to hear that, like, you're totally not,

and you have, like, the hots for Jordan.

It's just so weird that you, like, walk by Jordan's bed,

and like, kiss her hand, and then crawl into bed with me

and rub my leg and my thigh.

It's like, what the [muted] are you doing?

Maybe I should be staying in here is what I should be doing.

And seriously, I'd like to know what you're doing.

Like, I'm not trying to be a b*tch.

I just am, like, curious.

Like, what goes through your head?

And like I said, I don't want to be an a*s [muted] or cause

any troubles or anything else, so I'll just stay in here

and mind my own business.

I told myself from the beginning,

if I was going to cause any trouble-- because I've been

in these situations before--

and the only person that comes out in a bad situation is me.

And I don't want to be in a bad situation.

And I don't want to cause it.

No, you give us a sob story about how sorry you are,

and you're so sensitive.

But i don't want to cause--

but it's even not my business to cause trouble between you guys.

And you guys know that.

Oh, there's no trouble between us.

There's no trouble between us.

We have trouble with you.

I feel [inaudible].

The trouble is my relationship with you

and you, not my trouble--

But no, the trouble is being honest.

Wasn't I just honest right now, though?

When confronted after the fact.

But I feel like you were kind of doing stuff under the table

with both of us.

- Totally. - You know?

- And like-- - That was mean.

You were being mean.

Back to back.

And hurtful.

And you didn't just end up in this situation, you created it,

Josh.

OK.

It's like classic stud behavior.

Like, I'm going to go sow my seed.

And one of these women that gives me the open door first,

I'm going to nail.

I feel like you're just kind of trying to get laid.

And it's just-- and in a--

you're kind of-- you're also making all of us

out to look like idiots, because you're like,

playing between all of us.

No, not at all.

That's what I was saying.

I was making myself look like an idiot because none of you

could have liked me at all.

I think you're-- you're treading a line.

Especially with Brittany. - OK.

Listen.

I mean, it's human emotions that are involved.

I'll tell you this then.

OK.

I apologize to each one of you.

It won't happen again.

I'm sorry.

And yes, you guys have-- all have a great point.

I'm wrong.

And if you leave this room right now

saying he probably doesn't mean it,

you don't know how wrong you are.

Because I really do think that I'm in the wrong,

and I did something hurtful, and I don't want to do that.

That's the last thing I want to do.

So I'm wrong, and I apologize.

What did you want to do?

Just I felt certain ways, and I acted on my feelings,

basically.

That's it.

ANNOUNCER: After the bedside chat,

Eddie asks Josh about his battle scars.

I'll live.

I'm sitting here, I'm lifting, and they're over here talking,

I go over here, I'm like what's up?

They're like, oh, I wonder if they're done giving it to Josh.

I'm like, what are you talking about?

They're like, they're in there fighting.

I'm like, get the [muted] out of here.

Yeah, they're in there fighting.

And I'm like, get the [muted] out of here.

Then I see you come out, and you're like this-- so [muted]..

I said, oh my god.

I got drilled.

Did you?

Man, that sucks.

What did they go off about?

They think you're playing with some [muted]??

Mhm.

Oh, get the [muted] out of here.

So did you want to go to the room

in the house that has a lock?

[laughs] I'll sleep in the storage room tonight.

[laughs]

You can't hang here.

Can you just see that?

Ask you to go in the storage room,

and then they go, Josh, you need to leave the storage room.

Thank you.

Now, this a low-stress environment, right here.

This, you know what it is?

It's the pool atmosphere.

You can come here and get love.

No, there's no more areas for love in the house.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

And these cats want me to go into the love bed.

OK? - All right.

No [muted] way.

Why not?

You would have been chewed up and spit out.

No way.

[interposing voices]

Keep your chin up, man.

[laughs]

Always keep your chin up.

It never gets that bad. Keep your chin up.

You know that.

OK.

I see something.

I see a future here.

Girls, trouble.

Women, not so much trouble.

[laughs]

Girls room, two beds.

Guys room, quiet.

Girls room, quiet.

[laughs]

And your day could have been as bad as mine.

[laughter]

I can't sleep.

Me either.

Come here.

Me either.

You want to lay down, I'll rub your head?

Yeah.

I'd love that.

Oh, my hair [muted].

That's OK.

[sighs]

I know the whole nomination thing's a game,

and I totally can't hold it against anybody who nominated

me, because it's literally about a way between me

and other people or things like that.

You know?

Yeah.

But it still sort of sucks.

It's like a form of rejection.

Totally.

So.

I think you're handling it awesome.

Well, it's slightly worse for me, because it's not like--

It's not like anybody dislikes you.

No.

It's just I refuse to kiss a*s.

You know what I mean?

Like, I'm friends with everybody,

but I'm not like everybody's favorite guy.

Yeah.

I would totally be in my room crying right now.

Mm.

I think you're doing an awesome job handling that.

Josh gets whaled upon by you two for something he actually

did that was kind of [muted]--

Well, I wish they had known that ahead of time.

And everybody pities him.

I did nothing wrong, got nominated,

and I'm kind of cool with it, and everybody thinks

it's, like, totally fine.

[laughs] So then I feel guilty about being sad.

So I just go to bed!

[laughs] God, life sucks.

[laughs]

[music playing]

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: Karen gives Josh a little motherly advice.

I think a lot of things that happened, you were manipulated.

I think you got caught up in their little flirtatious--

I did.

And it was my own fault. The one they never suspect

and everything else and the one I actually like the most

I never talk to the most.

And everything else is Jamie.

If I could see myself having any relationship, even

after the show, with anyone, it would be

Jamie, to be honest with you.

I told the Red Room this, and I told them

how I felt about all three.

And I said, I've never met any person like this my life

because I think she's beautiful.

I'm physically attracted to her and everything else.

I said, but I relate to her like my sister.

I said, it's like we have so many things in common,

we relate to everything-- like, when I talk to Jamie,

we never talk when people are around.

Only when it's just me and her.

She's the one that's like that.

The only suggestion that I have for you is from here

on out is to not even--

not even entertain that with her.

Because at that point, you really are going to look like--

- I know. - --a player.

I know.

Now I'm just trying to get the third one.

Yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah.

I would-- I would just totally--

I would totally just be housemates.

And if there was ever anything that was meant to be,

it would happen after the show.

But at this point, you're setting yourself up to be--

because she knows the story between Britt and Jordan.

And so you are going to probably lose

face if you became interested or even acted like it.

I-- I just think it would cheapen anything.

[music playing]

Live.

Because we're living today.

Feel the breath of life.

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--together again.

Ooh.