01x11 - Episode 11

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You better-- better zoom back.

You know?

OK.

All right.

[SINGING]

[music playing]

I just--

ANNOUNCER: Jordan confronts Britney.

What made me mad was when you said you'd done a .

You'd liked me up until that point, and then you did a

on, like, your entire opinion of me.

When I said I did a , what I was referring to was

when I initially met you, I believed you to be this person

that was very open minded.

Mhm.

But then the higher the stress got,

the more judgmental I thought you were.

The more closed minded I thought you were.

I feel that you've been very condescending and snappish.

And-- and I know a lot of it is stress.

But I just feel that you treat me like you're better than me.

I'm confused, because you didn't used to treat me like I

was below you, and now you do.

There are certain things that I don't look up to in you.

And--

Could you give me an example of what those things are?

I was kind of personally insulted

that you didn't just have a one-on-one

conversation with me and--

and trust me and tell me what you felt

and have us both feel better.

I thought maybe, like, you were feeling

a little competitive towards me in that way, just because we--

we both really like to have the floor, I think.

And Mega-- I know you and Mega clash--

but he-- he totally thinks that you're,

like, this big attention hog.

And I think I have been a little bit influenced by him.

And I'm like, I wonder if she does feel threatened,

because you're always the center of attention.

It was another thing for me just to, like, throw at you

and make you mad [laughs] basically.

And it sucks to have to humble yourself.

You know?

I mean, I really want to learn--

Ladies, you coming down?

Yeah.

We're waiting on you.

But I really--

I really want to learn from other people.

I mean, that's-- that's a big reason why I came here,

because I want to learn.

Yeah.

You know, I don't want to just be humbled,

I just want to learn.

Do you feel OK?

- Yeah, I feel a lot better. - OK.

I do.

And I apologize for saying things in anger.

I apologize too.

I said--

You know.

[laughs] [inaudible].

Hello.

Hello.

Should we make out?

[laughs]

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: Cassandra notices a big change in William.

William told me today that nothing has changed for him.

But even he is making a major effort to-- to contribute

to the challenge.

And he also, although he wouldn't admit it,

is changing the way he interacts with people today.

Boiling some water with a little oil.

Yeah.

You want me to use some of this butter,

or does it make a difference?

You can do whatever you want.

OK.

I think the group looks to me to calm him down when he gets

out of line or to communicate with him when he's

not contributing to the group.

And so I do try to do that.

But I also think that they recognize that while I have

a unique relationship with him because

of our common ethnic background, that I also disagree sometimes

with the way that he behaves.

This is all right to use for the saucepan, or another one?

We're going to need a big saucepan,

because you're going to have to pour

all that tomato juice in a pan.

Like a big, huge pot.

- Oh, a pot. - Yeah.

You follow what I'm saying?

OK.

And I don't know, you know, whether tomorrow

he'll go back to--

to the way he was before, but today I've

been very proud of the way he's conducted himself,

and I hope it continues.

[singing to self]

Let's clap, baby!

Eddie sat here with his one leg and did by himself.

And he was just going.

[whistling]

miles?

Yep.

Unbelievable.

[whistling]

Drop it. Is that good?

Yeah.

[laughter]

Yeah?

[burps]

Oh, that's the hardest part is getting off the bike after.

I'm telling you.

Awesome.

Realizing that you actually do have a rear end.

ANNOUNCER: The houseguests receive a challenge

to impersonate each other.

They each choose a name at random.

[interposing voices]

Totally.

Like, totally cool.

Who's number two? [interposing voices]

Time out. Time out.

Jordan, you dropped one.

[interposing voices]

Who's number two, you guys?

Cassandra.

Ah.

Right.

Oh, that is crazy.

Josh, man, what are you talking about?

All right.

[laughter]

I heard that.

George.

Hey, Eddie.

You're really-- you're really good at those-- those sit-ups.

Eddie, he's really strong.

Don't fudge with me, baby man!

Excuse me, Jamie?

Can I have some gum, pretty please?

You want gum?

Let's talk.

Let me take you in the other room.

Because I'm going to hyper-relate to you.

I think you need to tuck your shirt in, George.

Yeah.

Can you give me the eyeliner, Josh?

[laughs] Well, I have scrunchies, and in fact, I

do have some powdered eyeliner.

I really think we should do that rap.

OK. I'll get it.

What do you think?

Tell me-- yeah.

It's hilarious.

Oh.

[laughter]

Oh.

Oh, cute.

Even the Mega's got a soft spot for you now.

Could I be the Mega date?

I don't like you, Karen.

Huh?

Can I be the Mega date?

Why don't you just make food for me to eat, and then

leave me alone other than that.

Huh?

Here we go.

Oh.

[laughter]

You know, guys, it's time to create some chores that we

didn't already have to do.

I think I'll wash the windows.

All of them.

Oh, we're just dissing the world right now.

Jamie, you can join us.

We're just talking about how we're better than everybody

else in this house.

Well, you know, I don't want to take part

in a conversation like that.

I don't think that's very good.

You're just going to-- you can just sit in and listen.

You know, I care about both of you.

You know, you're looking good, Jamie.

[laughs]

No.

You know, Mega said I had buttermilk thighs,

so I'm not sure how good I'm looking these days.

Sugar baby, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean anything by it.

Then they asked me why I have lipstick on.

[laughs] Why do you have makeup on, Josh?

What your mama say, William?

Cassandra, you know, I don't play that game.

Not that game that you're playing.

I'm me. I'm the Mega.

No. We need to stick--

I'm me, here, and I don't play that game, and I don't--

--together.

It's just me and you now, so we need to stick together.

All these white people conspiring against us.

Oh!

We need to represent the black population well.

Now.

Now, now, you--

You don't think this looks too revealing, do you?

Karen, you always have good taste.

Huh?

You know, I've got to do something with this hair.

You know?

I need someone with a cigarette.

I bet Brit--

I bet Brittany would cut your bangs for you.

[music playing]

Well, I'll tell you.

When I first came here, I saw all

the bright lights in the big city,

and I went on to Citywalk.

You know, big guitar and all.

And I was mesmerized.

And I took my family.

It's been almost years since I've

taken them all on a vacation.

And that was special to me.

With all that I've been through with my family,

I really love my family.

And Theresa, even though she's a big blubbergut, it's my woman.

And it's really been hard for me to get

past having to leave her.

But I know she's in my corner.

And I know she's praying for me.

And again, I'm just happy for the opportunity

to be around all of these guys.

Even the Mega Man.

I wouldn't have never met a guy like that from where I'm from.

I'm-- you know, I--

I spent most of my time on the roof.

I have to maintain my composure.

I'm a little bit older than the rest of the crowd,

and maybe I can't stay up as late as everyone else.

My career is going as I wanted and better.

[laughs]

Oh, gosh sakes, I made brownies.

I forgot about my brownies again!

Well, I-- I mean, Jordan, with her, like,

struggling bisexuality, I mean, I know she's like,

you know, I--

I don't worry about Jordan.

Because you know, I--

I find her, like, you know, kind of--

kind of attractive, but I'm--

you know, I'm just not--

I'm just not really into women.

And I'm not sure what she's going through,

but Josh, I mean, I'm just like, you know,

I'm just happy to be in the love bed with Josh.

Because it's really innocent, and you know,

I'm so cuddly, and I just like-- you know, I just--

I just want to have that contact.

And you know, if Josh put the moves on me,

I know I'm a virgin and everything, but.

I mean, I want it to be a really big thing when

I lose my virginity, and I thought,

like, maybe if I lost my virginity

on, like, national television, it would be like,

like worth it.

I don't know.

Man, she's a b*tch.

She's only on here for airtime.

She doesn't have any ideas of what is going down.

Nothing.

She just talks all the time and has her [muted] stories.

They're not even true.

And she just-- she doesn't care about nothing.

She's not here to learn or to grow.

She's just here to be on TV.

Me, I'm here to change the world.

I'm here to show that my people, that my people,

they've been pushed down and shut down, and this is--

I was chosen.

I was chosen to be here and you know, put up.

Be the-- the idol.

Be the role model.

Be the man.

That's what I'm here for.

I loved Brittany cutting my hair.

Brittany and I are very, very close.

We share a special kind of bond.

I can't describe it.

I never really realized I'd be dating someone

with pink hair and rings.

But do you know what?

You only live once.

You've got to try new stuff.

Have I showed you my shoes?

I'd like to see them.

See those?

See those babies?

Huge.

Big shoes, big feet.

[laughs] OK.

Have I told you I was captain of my football team?

I think it was Jordan said a joke,

and I kind of told her a little bit,

and then she figured it out.

But I'm not going to talk about it anymore.

Jordan?

Mm.

Ah.

I didn't know you wanted to get me started on Jordan.

You know, first night, already she's

ripping into my girlfriend.

What am I going to do?

But you know, I don't know.

I hope she's out of here.

I just want, you know, to meet some good people.

Hang out.

Have a good time.

Just get the [muted] work done.

Well, you know, I learned so much

about myself by going through the beauty pageant circuit.

You know, it's not only about beauty.

Everybody's got it all wrong.

You also have to be an enormous professional.

You have to know how to speak.

How to communicate effectively.

And I think it really teaches you

how to build self-confidence.

I actually loved it.

And you know, I've been trying to tell the housemates

that it's not what they think.

They voted me out!

They won't tell me why.

Wait, I need some tuna.

No, the hell with the tuna.

Let me tell you about Eddie.

He has a model for a girlfriend, which I don't stand,

because I believe women are more than just images.

So I don't like Eddie.

And-- and-- and-- and we had our differences,

and we solved them.

And-- and he still gives me dirty looks.

And-- and he is a conversational dead beat.

All right.

This is how I dance.

Refrain from-- from getting excited in the room, there.

[humming]

[snaps]

Cute.

Look at him.

Listen here, guys.

What I'm going to do so we can get maximum potential out

of this bag, since it's our only one,

I'm going to sit it out here.

OK?

You come out here, you put your trash in that bag from now on.

That's a-- that's a good idea, George.

Good idea.

Care for some tuna?

[laughter]

Jordan, you know, some people don't like tuna.

Wait a second.

[frantic breathing]

You guys should go lift some weights.

Well, if you guys are going to do a workout,

I'll work out with you.

[laughs]

I so hate exercising.

Really?

It's like-- oh my God.

Let me tell you the story.

OK.

[laughs] One time, I was on this bike,

and I was going to school, and I ran-- well,

there was this huge hole.

There was this huge hole.

It was like, oh my god.

I was like, oh my god.

Oh.

And I--

I tried to get over the hole, but I fell in the hole.

And it was-- like, oh my god.

It was like the biggest hole.

You know, I can relate to that with my kids.

Do you know that?

You know, they've fallen in many holes.

OK, keep going.

I love your stories.

Well, I mean, that's it.

That's all?

Oh.

Let me go see what my great, wonderful Eddie is doing.

You know that Eddie.

He sure can do a lot of sit ups.

Eddie Is so wonderful.

He's such an interesting guy.

[laughs]

His girlfriend is a model.

I can't respect that.

Oh.

Did you go on the bike yet, Josh?

I'm after Brittany.

Mm.

Brittany's right here, you dumb [muted]..

When am I up?

Josh was talking to me a minute ago.

Yeah?

And he was saying that he doesn't really

have a physical attraction to Brittany.

What do you think Josh's attraction is?

If there is an attraction.

Oh gosh, I don't know.

Just whisper it to me.

You know, I don't know much about these things.

Why do you ask?

Are you worried about them?

I'm worried that Josh may be misrepresenting

himself in the house.

Oh.

Wow.

No.

Josh is a nice guy.

Mm.

I wouldn't worry about that.

Josh is-- Josh is a nice guy.

But he's a little bit misguided sometimes.

Maybe I should have a talk with him.

Oh, we'll have our reward tomorrow.

So we're done?

So we don't have to wear our signs anymore?

Ask inside. They sound like they heard.

Thank god.

I don't want to be Mega Poophead any longer.

I know.

Curtis is so freaking boring.

[laughs]

Mega's so irritating.

I feel creepy acting like I'm him.

I want to be more real.

I want to show people.

I'm not perfect.

I told you that.

[laughs] Well, you haven't proven anything to me yet,

and we've been here days.

Curtis is just [laughs].

[music playing]

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: After a night of playing each other,

they get to be themselves.

I want some loving.

- You want some loving? - Yeah.

I'll give you loving.

Mm.

Don't get my-- don't get my thigh all pink.

[laughs]

So you're just a big cuddler, huh?

I'm a total cuddler.

With all your various boyfriends, too?

My various boyfriends?

I thought you had, like, you know, I

mean the ones that you've had.

Like, you do cuddles and stuff like that then.

Well, yeah.

When I have a boyfriend, I cuddle.

They get cuddled to death.

Do you also sleep over and stuff too,

but you just don't have sex? - Yeah.

That's cool.

I-- I'll sleep over and cuddle before we kiss.

Like, it's probably like, maybe a couple

of weeks of sleeping over [laughs] before they kiss me.

Slide back here.

Oh, that's cool.

Let me move this.

You got any baby oil?

I don't want to use all my massage oil.

So funny.

We as a family were never affectionate physically.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

I can still remember the first time I really actually

can remember hugging my mom.

High school graduation.

[laughs]

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

We all now hug too all the time when we see each other

and everything like that.

But I think because we all learned it externally.

We never learned or taught it to one another.

It's totally hilarious.

That feels so good.

[laughs] You did an awesome job being Eddie, though.

- Really? - Yeah.

It was pretty easy.

It was hilarious.

You're just mellow.

Yeah.

[laughs]

Hm?

What'd you say?

I'm like sore.

That feels so good.

[moans]

I think my first hug from my dad was my st birthday.

Oh my god.

That-- that's why we're all dead inside.

Are you kidding me?

You are dead inside.

You poor thing.

[laughs]

I just am getting depressed.

[laughs]

So what do you think they're out there thinking?

They're like, he's massaging a hooker.

I mean, a stripper.

[laughs] [music playing]

Live.

Because we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life.

And don't be afraid.

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