01x06 - Episode 6

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We're gonna to make some good bread.

Now, if you'll notice, it starts to get pasty.

And you keep going til you get a solid.

Now, once you get that solid, you beat the hell out of it.

And if you see liquids, you've beat it too much.

You beat it way to much.

It's bad.

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I'm not cooking with you anymore.

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NARRATOR: The house guests are preparing

for the week-long challenge, Dead or Alive.

Shirley Temple.

She's dead.

[interposing voices]

NARRATOR: Having been reprimanded for lying about Big

Brother, William must now confess

about his early morning prank.

[interposing voices]

Joey Buttafuoco.

[interposing voices]

I mean, she did.

L. Ron Hubbard.

Lucille Ball.

She's dead, right?

Lucille Ball is dead?

Yeah, she's gone.

[interposing voices]

But it's questionable.

[interposing voices]

These are some questionable once that I haven't asked.

Rip Taylor, that crazy that used to throw confetti--

He's alive.

He's alive?

Rip Taylor's alive.

Why do you fill your brain with these trivia things?

So I can smoke you at Trivial Pursuit, lady.

Oh, I got a message from God.

He told me to confess that that was my prank this morning.

No, it wasn't.

Yes, it was.

So I was right. you made it up.

OK.

Wait a minute.

No, you didn't.

You didn't make that up.

Yes, I did.

He said, tell the truth.

What was made up?

What?

[inaudible]

And put the mask on--

a new seance.

Now, come on.

How did you think--

you just thought of taking these stupid flowers

and putting them on the table.

I figured it had to be something real stupid.

And the medicine ball?

That was a little extra touch.

NARRATOR: Eddie complaints to Brittany about Jordan.

I don't know, what's her name's getting on my nerves.

Which one?

That cat, what's her name.

Jordan.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

She keeps [muted] knocking the [muted] out of supermodels.

Like, three times today, she was knocking on models.

Oh.

I mean, come on, man.

Now, you know, my [muted] girlfriend's a model.

Why you got to be stupid?

That [muted] irritates me, you know?

And it's, like, let's say her dad was a carpenter, you know?

I wouldn't be bragging, oh, at least

I'm not a carpenter in life. You know what I'm saying?

That's [muted].

Come on, man.

- That's true. - You know?

Yeah.

Come on, man.

She [muted] knows my girl's a model.

And she sits right next to me.

Got to say it loud [inaudible] for me to hear.

Come on. - No.

I guess I didn't really think about it.

But yeah. - You know?

I mean, come on. - Yeah.

I mean, it started the first night.

Yeah.

I mean, granted she had her opinion.

Fine. You stated your opinion.

Leave it at that.

She doesn't strike me as the kind

that would do it to be evil.

I think she's doing it to just like be funny

and not realizing that she's not being funny.

She brought it up last night.

She's like-- because she went into the red room, whatever.

I think you were here.

She went to the red room.

And she's like, oh, so I Josh said, what'd you talk about.

They're like-- she's like, oh, well, I said,

I don't think Eddie likes me, right there in front of me.

You know?

So she knows that, you know--

she knows that, you know, her ragging on my girlfriend

don't [muted] please me.

It don't make me happy.

You know what I'm saying?

So she knows what's going down.

She ain't stupid.

Listen, maybe you should confront her.

Yeah.

One more tome and I'm gonna be like look, you know,

that's just stupid.

So do yourself and do me a favor and shut your mouth.

Yeah.

NARRATOR: As the house guests discuss female sexuality,

only Jamie knows that Jordan is an exotic dancer.

One thing about implants is it doesn't really

hurt anybody but the person getting them and if that's--

Oh, no.

I beg to differ.

Who else does it hurt?

I think it causes major societal image issues.

You know, it-- it perpetuates this image of a woman as ideal,

this unattainable woman.

I mean, it's really, really hard to naturally have the body

that implants allow a woman to have.

And I think that women who have implants

are perpetuating that image, therefore,

just causing this kind of, you know, neurosis.

See, I think opposite.

I think that girls that have implants, most people, I know

are, like, gross.

I mean, I don't know anybody--

anybody that I know that sees a woman with implants and are

like, ooh, that's the body image I want.

I do.

They're like, oh, that's nasty.

I do.

Maybe it's just, like, who I hang out with.

I don't know.

I mean, theoreticals.

It's like so many things in life are theoretical.

Like, for example, if a woman is using her sexuality

as a waitress to get better tips, versus a woman who

is an exotic dancer, who's using more of her sexuality

in-- in a blatant sense to make money,

what's the difference there?

What do you think?

Well, I can't say that I would want

my little two-year-old niece to grow up to be a stripper.

But I'm saying, you know, I wish there

is a better way for her to make money or whatever to live.

But if your life has been so bad where

that's the only thing you have left to count on,

then I don't see--

I'm not gonna look down on you for it.

You know?

That's how I see it.

NARRATOR: In nine days one of these people

will be banished from the house.

Find out who it could be Thursday on "Big Brother."

William's argument with Brittany

has sparked a discussion about relationships.

Well, you know, we all have different relationships

with one another.

This is true.

You understand that, right?

I understand that.

But yours is the only one that has kind

of left the real of civility.

And I was shocked it took only five days.

When you think about civilization,

I can't recall a time when there hasn't been any bickering

throughout the annals of time.

So I think, actually, you alls not ever having any conflict

is unrealistic and unreal.

You think it's not natural?

Yeah.

Absolutely.

I avoid it at all costs.

Right.

That's not real.

Like me being me, which most of you don't know,

I've been very light in response to her.

Because I think I said to you the other day when you guys had

that first little discussion that I

was really impressed with the way the two of you

handled that.

You know, like you kind of came up in each other's face.

But then, you went afterwards and sat and talked about it.

And to me, that's--

those are two completely different things.

One is people don't necessarily have

to get along or be the type of people

that-- that can relate to one another.

So that's-- that's not necessarily

something you can do about.

Sure.

But then, an accusation, you don't do any chores is

like, you know, wait a minute.

That's-- yeah.

Get the hell out of here.

Because you wake up at o'clock and don't see me do anything,

because everything's done for your fat a*s when you wake up

and then you go back to sleep and come back out for dinner

and everything's done again for your fat a*s when you wake up,

then I don't do no chores.

Beat it.

This is a competition.

I came here to get some money, some opportunity.

I'm a poor black man.

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Do you view it as a competition?

Would you really stay here for three

months though and try to be-- and pretend

to be nice with people--

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I would stay here for three months in an attempt

to win-- win the money.

I mean, because, obviously, you know,

even thought I'm out the $,,

somebody said something to me that I don't particularly

care for or like, you know, I'm not gonna

bite my tongue all the time.

I feel like if I have to go around

and, like, you know, kiss up to Curtis and kiss up to you

and kiss up to Cassandra, I'm prostituting myself.

I-- I am real--

I'm serious.

I feel like I am totally denying who I am.

And I am friendly person.

But I'm not gonna to kiss-- try to get you on my side.

I don't play those games.

If you don't like me, you don't like me.

You know?

And if-- and if that-- if it means I'm out of the house,

I'm out of the house.

NARRATOR: Racial tensions heat up in the kitchen.

To me, when I looked at most of you,

all of y'all seemed pretty much the same, in general.

What do you mean?

Like when we have discussions, many of your experiences,

or especially things that relate to cultural experiences,

are similar, to the music you listen to, the things you

like to do, the-- the life--

some of the life experiences that you embark on.

It's so similar.

Where mine is just not like that at all.

I feel that you don't want to learn from us.

I feel like we say something and in your mind

you're already processing your rebuttal.

And you have a lot of good information.

And you have a lot of good things to say.

But I feel like you're using "Big Brother" as a platform

to voice your opinions and to, like,

impact the world on your thoughts and your theories.

But you're not--

I don't feel like you're interested in me whatsoever.

You're interested in making sure that I see racism.

Your reality is just all white.

And that's your world view.

If you listened it to me, I grew up in North Minneapolis,

which is % black and Indian.

If you had listened to what I said--

And then, you went on to say that I couldn't

believe I drove my car there.

And those people, they broke into my car.

I never say those people.

That is a lie.

I would never say those people.

I'm sorry I didn't quote you verbatim.

Yeah. Well, you should.

If you're gonna say a quote that's that derogatory,

you better make sure I said it.

But my point is you say you want to get to know people

and somebody else throws something out there that you

may not necessarily agree with and you can't suck

it up and say, [muted].

That person's reality is completely different than mine.

But on the same hand, when you engage other folks,

you can be so sly and so witty and so sarcastic

and then laugh and want other people to understand.

And of course, that's just me being sarcastic.

I use sarcasm as jokes that are clearly not--

Made to hurt.

They're not made to hurt.

When you attack my relationship with a good friend,

that is made to hurt.

She is more important than anything.

And you telling me she is a [muted]

token black friend pisses me off.

She is one of my best friends and I

don't want you to say that.

Well, that's what you think, right?

[interposing voices]

You want to engage in this conversation

and you're only worried about your [muted] feelings, right?

You don't think about the things that you

say when that can be offensive.

But I'm not the type of person to sit and cry

and whine and do all of that.

I just suck it up like a man and I understand

that that's your reality.

[interposing voices]

And that's how you think.

And I can learn from that.

Our conversation is not based on racial differences.

But that's what you said.

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I'm not gonna be known as the person who's

holding this red, black, and green flag trying to, you know,

push the whole, you know, look at us.

Help all black people.

No.

My point is not to fight racism.

Let's rewind the tape.

I said my point is to change the image of the black male.

Completely different than racism.

But it just seems to me that if you're gonna--

if you're gonna be standing there on a-- on a bandwagon,

you've got-- it can't be about, you know,

I have to be this macho black person, because that's not

what it's all about.

You got it all confused.

Macho black person is not it at all.

It's just--

[interposing voices]

You can appear soft and still be strong.

It's just showing the world that I,

one representative of black males, is a human being.

I don't want to be, again, be known as the--

the black superhero for black rights on this show.

You know, I want to spend some time similar to what

all you do, is getting-- allowing other people to get

to know you as the individual.

I just felt like you were completely attacking me,

everything I said.

You may have thought that.

But I think that has a lot to do with you

being convinced that your thoughts and ideas were OK.

And no one ever challenged you-- challenging you on them.

I get challenged a lot actually.

On those ideas?

Yeah.

A lot of ideas.

You're not-- you're not the only one that's ever challenged me.

OK.

I have been the minority in different areas.

Yeah, no.

I don't know what it's like to be black.

And I'm sure you guys have had a lot more injustices.

But I've been the foreign one in the country.

I've been the one that had the problem to communicate.

I've been-- you know, it's--

I lived in a predominantly black neighborhood for five years.

I mean, I have been the minority.

Right.

But I'm always the minority.

I know.

And that's what I'm saying, that-- that it's awful.

I didn't like it when it happened to me.

And it's awful.

And you attacking me, like, on my belief system hurt.

It's not right.

Well, Brittany, you keep saying I'm attacking you--

I felt attacked.

I'm feeling as though I'm defending myself.

You know--

I wasn't attacking you.

There was nothing for you to defend.

How can you say that?

That's so arrogant.

My personal-- my personal issues.

But that's so arrogant.

How can you determine if I feel attacked?

How can you determine if I feel attacked?

NARRATOR: William sizes up Jordan's assets.

My a*s probably looks like the titanic.

The ironing board.

What do you mean?

It's flat as [muted].

No, it's not.

Compared to the sisters.

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Straight up and straight down.

So-- OK so-- so what are the sisters like?

[inaudible]

See, what you have is a butt.

OK.

There's a difference between butt and a*s.

You know, when you got a big a*s?

When-- when your a*s is so big you can see the a*s

when the woman is facing you.

For real.

I'm like, damn.

Do you like that?

Yes.

Really?

Hell, yeah.

That's cool.

That's really cool.

I want to see it.

So I have, like, a really crappy

little butt in your eyes.

Let me see.

Turn around.

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You're laughing at it.

I can't find the [muted].

I probably got more a*s than you.

See that curvature?

Now, I-- I'm-- I'm thin in the back.

You see curvature?

That's curvature. - I've got curvature.

Pull yours tight. Pull yours tight.

Move up.

Look.

That's got curvature.

It's a sad thing when my a*s is bigger than yours.

Whoa.

Almost hurt myself.

What's up fat a*s girl?

Let me see. Turn around.

Let me check.

It hasn't grown yet.

You need some a*s shots.

What can we use?

I need some a*s shots?

Yeah.

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I don't want a bigger a*s.

You can blow up with a bigger a*s?

You can what?

You can blow up with a bigger a*s.

What do you mean I can blow up?

You can-- you can be like--

what they call that?

You can cross over.

I can start attracting black men?

Black. Black.

Say it the way y'all say it.

Black.

Black.

I can start attracting black men?

Black.

I feel like this thing looks funky on me.

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Let me see.

No.

You cheating me?

Yeah.

Shame on you.

Let me see.

Hey, America can see.

But you can't.

Because I live with you.

NARRATOR: Jamie let's Curtis in on her secret,

which Josh already knows.

Did you see that video "I Do?"

[interposing voices]

Do you remember Ali Landry in it?

She's the Doritos girl that played--

That's her?

[interposing voices]

And then, it's Screech that marries her at the end.

Oh, really?

Dustin Diamond.

I've met her several times.

Yeah?

She nice?

She was Miss USA four years ago.

She was?

And then, she became the Doritos girl?

[interposing voices]

Yeah. She's gorgeous.

She is.

Is she a really nice person too?

- Yes, she is. - How do you know her again?

She is.

I just met her through the pageant system and stuff,

because she competed in Miss USA.

Did you compete in pageants?

I have before.

Have you won any?

Perhaps.

What are you holding back?

Don't look at me.

I don't know anything.

Do you have a title though, at least?

Which one?

That's why I didn't show you anything in my suitcase.

Are you Miss Washington?

- Yeah. - You are.

Yeah.

That's great.

Yeah.

When?

Now.

You're currently-- that is so great.

That's great.

Yeah.

Hopefully I still am anyway.

When'd you get this out of her?

- Like three days ago. - What?

He's the only person.

OK.

I will keep it secret if you want it.

Yeah, I just want to get to know people really well--

Before they judge her on that.

Everyone's judged me already so fast.

They're really if they hear that one probably.

It's so funny, because it's, like,

she's so quiet and-- but like you

couldn't be just this quiet, mousy thing

and be like Miss Washington.

You're out there.

You're speaking.

I love public speaking.

What duty do you have then while you're

currently reigning?

Or do you not have--

I do ton of-- yeah, I went to Miss USA back in February.

How far did do you go?

Miss Tennessee won.

- I didn't make it. - b*tch.

I know.

NARRATOR: The house guests will nominate

each other for banishment.

Find out who it will be, live on Thursday.

Eddie and Jordan resolve their differences.

I would rather there not a tension.

I'd rather resolve our problems right now.

I'm the first one to say, hey, look, how you doing.

My name is Eddie.

Nice to meet you.

You want to wipe a new clean slate. hey, that's fine.

Unless you have more problems, other issues with me

that we have to resolve, then that's fine.

But it's your call.

I want the same thing.

And I-- I have not mean to antagonize you at all.

[interposing voices]

Like, I was in no way trying to offend you at all.

Or like dig at you.

And I wish that you would engage more, I guess.

Like, I-- I want to know who you are.

And the comment you made about, like, wanting

to be here for the money.

Yeah.

Like, I don't know why you're here.

But I want to know why you're here.

You seem like the type of person that kind of lays back

and if people want to know about you, they can approach you.

It's just that if you want to get to know me, then, you know,

my door's open.

I'm always around.

You want to say, hey, Eddie, you know, what's up.

Have a cup of coffee.

Whatever. You know what I'm saying?

That type of deal.

That's what I would like to do.

I'm in for the money? Yes.

But I'm in for the experience.

I'm in for my business.

I'm in for my--

you know, for my future too

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Feel the thrill of life.

And don't be afraid.

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