["THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN"
PLAYS]
NARRATOR:
It is a well-known
psychological fact...
...that people's behavior
is strongly
affected by the way they dress.
For instance...
...if we alter
this gentleman's attire
to something more romantic...
...certain changes in attitude
may perhaps be detected.
Batten down the keelhaul!
Yow!
k*ll the women
and children first!
Blood!
Gore!
Spit them on the tattersalls!
[PANTING]
NARRATOR:
Even a change of hats
will usually bring
certain changes.
Look at this mild-mannered
little man.
A rather quaint figure,
we might say,
in his old-fashioned clothes.
Yet, put a hunter's cap
on his head
and let's see what happens.
Bang, bang, bang!
Come out of your holes,
you cowardly rabbit!
Bang, bang!
And I'll blow you
to smithereenies!
Come on out, let me see the
color of your spurting blood.
My spurting blood?
Yipe!
[ELMER LAUGHING]
NARRATOR:
To pursue this
interesting phenomenon
a bit further...
...let's have this happen.
[PANTING]
Okay, you cruddy rabbit,
I know you're in there!
Come on out.
[g*nshots]
Attention!
Okay, soldier,
explain your actions!
Well, you see, sir,
I was just out
sh**ting rabbits with my g*n.
Alright, dogface,
how come every other
private in this man's army's
got a r*fle...
and you've got a g*n?
Well, I....
About face!
Forward march!
BUGS:
Hut, two, three, four.
Hut, two, three, four.
Company, halt!
Forward!
March.
[SPLASH]
I have returned.
Yipes!
I've been outweighed!
Okay, buster, what's the idea
sh**ting sergeants
out of season?
Well, you see, sir, I, uh....
I....
I was just sh**ting turkeys
for the first
Thanksgiving dinner.
Ugh!
[WHOOPING]
Hey, lady, lady, wait, wait!
Don't move!
I'll be right there!
A scout is trustworthy, loyal,
helpful, friendly, courteous...
kind, obedient, cheerful,
thrifty, brave, clean...
and helps old ladies
cross the street...
without expectation
of recompense, neither.
Thank you very much, young man.
I got you now, you rabbit!
I'm gonna blow you
into a million rabbit cutlets.
Okay, Morelli,
come out of there.
I told you, Morelli,
this was my territory.
Told you to keep out.
So...
I'm gonna rub you out, Morelli.
See?
Yeah, rub you.
Out.
See?
Yeah.
See?
Out.
See?
Out.
See?
Alright, Rocky.
You're coming with me,
you malefactor.
Hey, look, copper, we can settle
this out of court.
Yeah, moola.
Yeah.
Ten Gs.
Buy something
for the kids, yeah.
How dare you try to bribe me,
you miscreant!
Well?
Well, you see, Your Honor, I...
You're a family man, Monahan,
so I'm only going to sentence
you to 45 years...
at hard labor.
One thing I cannot abide
is a dishonest police officer.
ELMER:
Oh, Judge!
Will you marry me?
Certainly, my darling sweetie.
I would be delighted
to marry up with you.
You know, I think
it always helps
a picture to have
a romantic ending.
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