Okay, so far I'd say everything looks
real nice.
Much, much romantic.
Well, it's a very special day
for Derek and me.
We've been married a whole year.
Now, Bridget. Each setting needs a knife.
That's one way to do it.
Why don't you light the candles?
Hot flowers! Hot flowers!
Maybe it's a good thing Derek's late.
Derek always late.
Sometimes he not come ever.
I know.
Odette awaits you for dinner, sir.
-Right. Now, the King of Lincolnshire...
-He arrives on Sunday, sir.
-Give him the red carpet, Rogers.
-Yes, Derek.
Trumpets, banners, banquets,
the whole thing.
You'll need to present him with a gift.
Good catch. Don't let me forget that.
It needs to be a half shade darker, guys.
Don't forget.
Your mother's birthday is coming up.
I'll have to think of something there.
And, Rogers, those shrubs down by
the lake, they really need to be trimmed.
Yes. Yes, yes, I'll take care of it.
Odette awaits you for dinner, sir.
Thanks. I'll be there in just two minutes.
More like 20.
There. Now all we need is a prince.
Odette, I'm sorry. I can't make it for dinner.
Someone started another fire
in the western fields.
I've got to go.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I saw the brute who started the fire.
He's a huge fellow with an ugly face.
He's got powerful arms
and he's deadly with a bow and arrow.
Don't lose him, Puffin. Brom and I'll follow.
No fear.
I hate it when he says that.
-I'm going to help put out the fire.
-No, it's too dangerous, Odette.
They'll need these blankets.
You better go with her, Brom.
Oh, well, I'd rather go with you,
but, if you say so.
Speed. You and Jean-Bob take the rivers.
-See if you can slow this guy down.
-Right away, sir.
Speak for yourself.
Slow down! Slow down! Slow down!
Speed!
Speed, slow down for... Jeesh!
Slow down. Slow down. Slow down.
Hang on.
Darn.
Excuse me, monsieur.
You have missed my stop.
I want to get off.
I said I want to get off. But not that bad.
No one hurts the prince.
Not while Puffin's around.
-Jean-Bob. What are you doing?
-Just stretching my legs.
Better take cover.
Puffin.
Careful, Derek. He ka-pewed me into a tree.
I've sprained me tail.
I won't be flying for a while.
I'll tell you that much.
I'll get you home, Puffin.
Why would someone wanna burn our fields?
I'll tell you why.
To lead a daring young prince into a trap.
Don't tell anyone, Puffin. Especially Odette.
-I don't want her to worry.
-Me beak is sealed.
Thank you.
We're awful lucky to have
a princess like you, madam.
I'm the one who's lucky.
You're an angel.
That's why I married her.
You're so good, Odette. You're so kind.
That was an interesting way
to spend our anniversary.
Yeah.
-Today's our anniversary?
-Well, yesterday, by now.
-Odette, I'm so sorry.
-You've been busy.
Yeah, but that's no excuse.
Do you hate me?
-No, I don't hate you. But, Derek...
-I'm gonna do better, Odette.
I promise, from now on, you come first.
Everything else will just have to wait.
I can see why I married you.
You're so good at saying you're wrong.
Here he comes.
Well, too bad you didn't live to see this day,
old partner of mine.
We could've shared it all.
But, no, you had to betray me.
We conquered the forbidden arts together
and then you drove me underground.
Thought you were real smart, didn't you?
Until you met Prince Derek.
But, today...
Today, Derek met his match, me.
Now that he's out of the way,
I'm gonna go back to our old castle
and get the forbidden arts
proving that I was always
the greater man.
Hurry up, Knuckles.
Today we conquer the world.
Well, it...
Well, what? What?
It didn't work. He beat the trap.
He didn't beat the trap.
No one beats a Clavius trap.
You didn't set it right, nitwit.
If we don't finish off Derek,
I can't get into his castle
and get the forbidden arts. Capisci?
Derek's been living in there for a whole year,
he's probably found it all anyhow.
No, no, no, no, no.
He'll never find the forbidden arts.
Rothbart and I were the only ones
who knew where it was.
Now don't you look at me like that.
I will get the forbidden arts.
I will prove my greatness
and I will destroy Derek,
the boy you were too weak to defeat!
More birthday wishes.
I love it.
I love how my fellow royals shower me
with praise and respect.
The Duke of Wixom. "Dearest Uberta,
"don't be sad. Don't be blue.
We still think you're nifty.
"You're still here, you're still kicking,
even though you're 50!"
That he should even mention
the very number!
"So, you're turning..."
I've got a number for you, buddy!
Eighty six!
Where is Derek's letter?
Surely he wouldn't treat me so impolitely.
Where is it?
He's so busy with his new kingdom,
he's forgotten his old mother.
Wait. My birthday isn't until tomorrow.
A message from Prince Derek.
Yes. Let me guess.
He's holding a ball in my honor.
No. He's established a new holiday.
Uberta's Day!
Actually, someone has set his fields afire.
-Uberta.
-It's more than I can bear.
No one was hurt, dear Queen.
Don't you know
what this means, Chamberlain?
-w*r?
-No!
Now Derek is sure to forget my birthday.
These are... These are the choices
for Sunday's dinner
with the King of Lincolnshire.
I'm thinking he'd like my fettuccine Alfredo.
I'm thinking he'd be crazy not to.
Thank you, sir.
There you go, guys.
Are we ready, Bridget?
It smells awfully good.
Tell Odette I'll be right there.
Good morning, Prince Derek.
Good morning, fellows. What have we got?
Here are all the clues
from the strange events of last night.
A piece of the suspect's clothing.
Excellent. Find out who makes
this kind of cloth, Brom.
And more importantly, who buys it.
If you really want answers,
I might have to get rough.
-Try not to hurt anyone.
-Including yourself.
Now, here's an arrow from the trap
and most impressively
a mold of the suspect's footprint.
Good work, Rogers.
Only got one of them?
Makes my job a little tougher.
That's gonna be some picnic.
Derek's trying to make up
for forgetting our anniversary.
-No.
-Oh, sorry.
I'll be grounded for two weeks
with this bum tail.
You know, no one ever told me
what happened last night.
Your prince almost got me k*lled is what.
There you go! Exaggerating again.
Exaggerating?
How'd you like to have arrows...
Arrows?
You're a funny one, Jean-Bob.
Don't pick on Jean-Bob.
It's all right, Odette.
You can't expect much
from these commoners.
Don't tell me the little fellow
still thinks he's a prince?
I don't think. I know.
But Odette gave you the kiss
and you're still green and funny-Iooking.
Something went wrong. That's all.
I am a prince.
Laugh your beaks off. You'll see.
Odette, I'm really sorry,
but some big clues have come up.
I got to go after this guy.
Of course.
What about your mother's birthday?
You were going to surprise her
first thing in the morning.
I just can't.
Surely these clues can wait
a couple of days, can't they?
I've got the guy's footprint.
He's not going to change his feet.
Mother's just going to have to understand.
I've got to do what's best for the kingdom.
It's the wrong kind of magic
Now you see him, now you don't
Used to be he'd drop anything for me
But not lately, he won't
He used to slay dragons
To keep me from harm
And come running to my open arms
I want the magic of love again
The look of longing in his eyes
All the wonder and surprise
Of knowing that the best
Is yet to come
I need the magic of love again
Give me a magic wand to wave
Tell me the magic words to say
To bring back the magic of love
No illusions
He's a man who has many dreams
But it's so confusing
To be always in between
I want the magic of love again
That subtle sorcery of the heart
The fire his smile used to start
That makes me feel
I'll never get enough
Give me a magic wand to wave
Repeat the miracle that gave us
The wonderful magic
Of love
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday, poor Uberta
Happy big 50 to me
Chamberlain!
"Happy birthday, Mother."
I knew he'd remember.
Hello, down there. Hello!
How cute.
What are you doing here, Uberta?
They're having a big party for you
over at Swan Lake!
A party?
Oh, well, Derek didn't need to do that.
Go on. Get in, Your Highness.
Welcome aboard, dear Queen.
And now, I'd like to point out
some safety features.
But there are none!
And here we go!
Have a safe trip.
It's lovely. I can see everything.
There's the Duke of Wixom's home.
He sent me
the most obnoxious birthday card.
There he is.
What I wouldn't give for an overripe melon.
There's Swan Lake. I can't wait.
Why are we flying away from it?
There's been a little change
in our flight plans.
Our new destination, my place.
No one spoils my birthday!
Stop it! Don't you know the rules?
You'll take me to Derek's or I'll throw you
out like a jar of bad mayonnaise.
May I offer you a seat?
When Derek finds out about this
you will be in significant trouble.
I'm not scared of your little boy.
In fact, I've got a ransom note
that tells him exactly how to find me.
Whatever it is you have planned,
you will never get away with it
because you are a bad person
and bad people stand
no chance against good people,
like my son, Prince Derek.
Did your parents ignore you as a child?
Tell Queen Uberta.
What dark secret lurks
inside that tiny, twisted mind of yours?
Come on. Out with it!
Don't you ever shut up?
Have you any idea
the penalty for kidnapping?
Where's a gag? Give me anything, a sock.
I'm not even talking
about kidnapping a queen.
Just your basic kidnapping.
I don't hear you.
I'm not listening.
I am talking to you!
Get her in the pen. Yes.
Get her in the pen!
Don't touch me!
I may be a hostage, but I am still the Queen
and it is still my birthday.
You will walk five steps behind me.
No more, no less. Come.
One, two, three, four, five.
Sorry.
Bow.
Now, I am sure it is well past lunch.
My favorite birthday treat
is cucumber sandwiches and peppermint tea.
Go.
-What are you doing?
-You know, I was just getting her
cucumber sandwiches
and some peppermint tea.
I see. Fascinating. Get to work on the trap.
Make sure to slice the cucumbers thinly.
She is the Queen.
Really? How nice. How thoughtful.
And what are you? Miss Suzy Homemaker?
And what am I? A piece of lint?
Do I have to remind you
that I am about to become
the most powerful man in the world?
All right. Don't bring me lunch.
But my birthday dinner
better be awfully special!
I came as quickly as I could.
If I'd been there for her birthday,
this wouldn't have happened.
It's my fault.
-I've got to go after her.
-Yes. Yes, of course. You must.
-I want you two to go to Mother's castle.
-What? Me with him?
The note says I have to come alone.
If I don't, he'll attack Mother's kingdom.
Don't worry, Derek.
If anything happens, my quiver is full.
You mean you're filled with quivering,
don't you?
That map's taking you in to another trap,
Derek.
Don't let anything happen to Odette.
Derek will find the Queen
and come clompity-clomping back
before you know it.
You can't hide from the Prince.
-He is brave.
-Brave?
-He's a fool.
-Jean-Bob.
All this jumping into danger.
He's a prince like me.
Too important for risking his life.
I've been a moving target
I've been a sitting duck
I've almost been an alligator's food
And all because somebody
with more courage than good sense
had to be rescued from his own ineptitude
Well, if commoners
with not so much to live for
want to jeopardize their lives
maybe that should be allowed
But a prince is born for higher things
and shouldn't risk his life
like an ordinary member of the crowd
But, Jean-Bob
that's what you do for a friend
Oh, that's what you do for a friend
That's what you do for a friend, my friend
That's what you do for a friend
You hang on through the hard times
Make them laugh when they're feeling low
And when danger is near, you say
No fear
And you go where you have to go
And you never back down
And you never back out
Keep fighting even
when you're filled with doubt
That's what you do for a friend
Oh, that's what you do for a friend
That's what you do for a friend, my friend
That's what you do for a friend
This is ridiculous
Zipping into danger, dashing into traps
Rushing into an untimely end
You foolhardy heroes will end up
with your backs against the wall
in deep trouble once again
Now, some may think it noble to die like that
and be immortalized in songs about the past
And you may think it wise
to have a harrowing demise
so that life's exciting right up to the last
But, Jean-Bob
that's what you do for a friend
Oh, that's what you do for a friend
That's what you do for a friend, my friend
That's what you do for a friend
And you even stick your neck out
No matter how scary it gets
You go out on a limb
when the chances are slim
And you do it with no regret
Help! Help!
And you never give up
You never give in
You keep on trying
Through thick and thin
That's what you do for a friend
Oh, that's what you do for a friend
That's what you do for a friend, my friend
That's what you do for a friend
Cute. Catchy. Didn't work.
Nope. That's not going to work.
Put the seascape back in the center
and put the portrait
of the ugly man above the couch.
And get rid
of that tacky velvet thing altogether.
Yes, Your Highness.
What is this?
If I'm going to spend my birthday here
everything must be perfect.
You're driving me nuts
with this birthday thing.
Let go of my servant.
Your servant?
I taught him everything he knows.
And furthermore, this ain't your castle, lady.
Let go.
Lady? Your Highness
is the proper way for one of your class
to address one of mine.
Not so hard.
Don't hurt him. He hasn't finished my cake.
You are a hostage!
And you're supposed
to be minding the traps.
I was serving Her Majesty.
It's time for a little worker retraining.
Your job is to put an end to Derek.
Now, don't come back here
until you've done it, or else...
What's going on here?
You haven't been excused.
The gifts need to be wrapped.
The cake needs to be frosted.
Who's going to sing Happy Birthday?
I had a feeling you'd be alone.
-Who are you?
-Only the guy...
Derek's looking for.
What? Get out.
I just got here.
Besides, I came to pick up something.
The forbidden arts.
What are you talking about?
Derek destroyed all that when Rothbart died.
You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
I don't know who you are
but when Derek comes back...
Derek ain't coming back.
He's walking into a trap. A Clavius trap.
-No!
-Yes.
You see, me and old Rothbart
worked on the forbidden arts together.
-Clavius.
-You know him?
They're here all right. Safe and tucked away.
And once I get them,
this world will never be the same.
Now, now, now. I can see I'm going to have
to lock you up in the tower.
Let go of me.
-Unhand me. Let me at him.
-Me know how to get forbidden arts.
-You do?
-Deep under castle. Spooky-spook.
Yeah. We'll get it before he does.
Okay, that's one idea. Any others?
Come on, Jean-Bob, let's...
Down to the cellar. No fear.
Did you know that saying
makes me want to hit you with something?
Me tail.
Sure. Let's all take this hidden stairway
into the rat-infested underground.
That's nice.
Come. Come.
Chop-chop, Bridget,
before Clavius gets here.
Me look for rock-rock. Rock-rock.
Rock-rock.
She's calling a rock. We're dead.
I'll help you find it.
Yeah, let the turtle help.
That'll get things cooking.
The forbidden arts.
No!
No!
Hurry, we got the forbidden arts.
Hurry, we got the forbidden arts.
-Unlock lock.
-There's no time.
Hurry! Derek's in danger.
All right! All right!
This morning I was relaxing,
minding my own business,
suddenly, I'm an amphibian locksmith
on the run.
Why don't I learn my lesson? I am so dumb!
Yep, you're dumb all right.
We've got to do something.
Derek's headed for a trap.
I wish I could fly, Odette,
I'd...out that window.
That's it. Change me into a swan.
You must know something
about the forbidden arts.
It's the only way to save Derek.
If Clavius get orb,
Odette be swan for much-much time.
-You could be stuck as a swan forever.
-Derek will die if I don't.
Fly on, Princess!
We'll keep this orb away from Clavius,
even if it costs us our lives.
Our lives? Your lives.
Do it!
Someone's gonna pay for this.
What?
It's you!
Rothbart's little stooge!
Frog-frog.
No, no! If that thing hits the ground,
this whole place will explode.
Remember, you're grounded.
But I can glide.
-Hurry, Speed!
-I'm coming.
Set! Hut!
-Speed!
-Coming.
No!
Not again!
Speed! Get down here fast!
Your turn!
Let's give them the old... Speed.
I don't want that thing in here.
-Have no fear.
-Speak for yourself.
Derek.
No.
Toodleoo.
Sticky situation, huh?
You can't let me die like this.
Wanna bet?
Help me! Help me! I beg you. Please.
Goodbye, hero boy.
Derek!
Derek.
Odette, how did you... What happened?
There's no time to explain.
We have to get back to the castle.
Odette, thank you.
So that's where they're hiding it.
Kind of spooky.
Come, come. Coast clear.
-Are you sure it's safe?
-Yeah, sure, sure.
-And bring the orb.
-Bring orb-orb.
Good work, Bridget, I was afraid
old Clavius was going to find us.
Everyone in for a dip?
I should've known it was a trick.
Now Odette will be a swan forever.
Not to mention the bad guy's got the orb
and he's probably
gonna blow the whole kingdom to bits.
Thank you both for that cheery little update.
Come on, frog-frog.
You can do it, buddy.
No fear, little fella.
Shut up with the "no fear" stuff,
or I'll jump on purpose.
Clavius is taking off.
Drop chain-chain, quick!
All right, Jean-Bob, crank us up.
Sure. And after that, I'll fly around the world
and reverse the earth's rotation.
Eat your heart out, Rothbart.
This world is about to see
the reign of Clavius!
Just a skoosh more.
-What am I, a Slinky?
-You keep forgetting, Jean-Bob. No fear!
That does it!
Derek, that's him.
-He's got the orb.
-What?
The forbidden arts.
As long as he has it, I'm stuck as a swan.
Let's go.
Are you still mad at us, Jean-Bob?
Why should I be mad?
I like hanging on for dear life.
Next to snorkeling,
it's one of my favorite activities.
How dare you leave
in the middle of my birthday?
Well, I hope you brought a gift
to say you're sorry.
A fish bowl wasn't exactly
what I had in mind.
All right, we gotta get that orb.
Jean-Bob, you're in charge
of distracting Clavius.
Okay. And you're in charge
of coming up with a better idea.
You gotta be in charge of something.
I'll be in charge of two things,
running and hiding.
Your Highness, I am going to make
this a birthday you will never forget.
Let the powers of the forbidden arts
flow into me.
It's stronger than I thought.
It's mine! It's finally mine.
The power to create.
Wretched crook.
The power to change.
Despicable!
The power to destroy.
You horrid man!
You horrid man!
The power of the forbidden arts is mine.
All mine.
You may not like my newfound power
But I think it's totally hot
And you may hate the way I use it
But am I concerned? I'm not!
'Cause the power to create is mine
And the power to change, oh, joy!
The power to rearrange your life
And the power to destroy!
Now I give the orders
and you're gonna take 'em
Things are gonna be the way that I make 'em
I'll be the one who gets every break
You gotta love it
You gotta love it
Every day's gonna be a vacation
Now I'm the king of gratification
I'll do whatever I want everyday
You gotta love it
You gotta love it
I'll take aim at any target
I'll stake claim to every wealth
And I think I'll fill the cup of power
And drink it to my health
Yeah, I won the wish of every human
Everything anyone could consume
And thousands of lifetimes all in one room
You gotta love it
Yeah! You gotta love it
You gotta love this power of mine
What's he got? Frog-seeking missiles?
I'll take aim at any target
I'll stake claim to every wealth
And I think I'll fill the cup of power
And drink it to my health
I've won the wish of every human
Everything anyone could consume
And thousands of lifetimes all in one room
You gotta love it
Yeah! You gotta love it
You gotta love this power of mine
Rock 'n' roll!
Oh, no.
Fly across and make sure Mother's okay.
Be careful.
-I thought you were dead.
-So did I.
I should've taken care of you
how I know best.
With these!
I beg you, grab my hand.
I'm slipping! Please!
You can't let me die like this.
Thank you. Thank you.
Sucker.
Get off me!
Now, you're gonna join your little friend.
-Bye-bye, birdie.
-No!
-Now what?
-I didn't plan any further than this.
You can change yourself
into whatever you like.
You'll always be a third-rate villain inside.
-You're pushing it, Highness.
-On the other hand,
no matter what you do to me,
I will always remain a queen
whose birthday it is.
-Furthermore...
-That does it!
I warned you not to yak so much.
But no! Yak, yak, yak!
So that's what you get. A yak!
No, I can't shut her up!
I hope you like bread and water
because that's the daily fare in prison.
You're up to about five life sentences, bub!
Keep it up! Keep it up! You're only digging
yourself deeper and deeper and deeper!
I can't take it!
That does it! You're getting the guillotine!
What doesn't talk? A fly! Yes, yes, a fly!
Go ahead. I'll fly right out of here.
Who cares? You'll be a fly.
I'll buzz around your ear at night
for the rest of my life.
Which will be about three to five days.
So long, Your Flyness.
Watch out for spider webs.
Don't you dare hurt my mother.
-What?
-You heard me. It's over.
Far from it.
I'll distract him.
Odette, free Mother,
and then get everyone into the balloon.
-What about the orb?
-Leave the orb to me.
You want to have a little swashbuckling?
Jean-Bob's lock and key, at your service.
I'm being rescued by little animals?
Well, I'll go with it.
I'm out of here.
Did you really think
you could beat the forbidden arts?
I'm a prince.
Hey, hey! Look, look! I'm a prince!
I'm... I'm... I'm a frog again.
Knock it off, Jean-Bob,
and get in the balloon.
Now I'm gonna finish you
one piece at a time.
Help! Derek needs help!
Blast me and this whole place will blow.
Wake up, little buddy.
Oh, no.
Quick, everyone. Into the balloon.
It doesn't matter where you go.
I will get that orb.
It doesn't matter where you go.
I will get that orb.
It is my destiny, Prince Derek.
Sorry, Clavius.
But this orb will change Odette
back to a princess.
And then I'll make sure
it's destroyed forever.
No!
Save yourself, Odette. Go.
-No, Derek.
-Go!
Don't worry, Odette.
We'll find a way to change you back.
There's got to be a way.
The moon will rise any minute, Odette.
Do you really think it'll change her back?
Me don't know if it be moonlight
or if it be Rothbart spell
that had change her back before.
Well, it's our only hope.
For Jean-Bob, too.
It will work, Odette.
It has to.
Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please.
Come on. Come on.
You saved us all, Jean-Bob.
You had no fear...
I'll rip your beak off if you say it again.
You're a prince in my eyes.
I was a prince in everyone's eyes, no?
Are you going to tell me
you didn't see me as a prince?
I think he's still got some damage
in the attic.
I don't believe this. I was a prince.
Don't push your luck, Jean-Bob.
But, I don't think...
Hey, you out there.
Quit smooching and tell me something.
Did you or did you not see me
as a prince in the mountain?
This is not happening. It's a conspiracy.
I was a prince, I tell you. A prince!
Happy Birthday!
Fifty and loving it.
Derek. Derek.
-Derek!
-What is it, Rogers?
The King...
The King of Lincolnshire has arrived, sir.
What? He wasn't supposed to be here
until tomorrow.
That's what I said. And he told me,
"When you're the richest king in the world,
you can arrive when you like."
-You take care of it, Rogers.
-Me?
He'll ask where you are. What do I say?
Tell him I'm on a picnic with a princess.
The only thing we have to fear
is fear itself!
Where is everybody? Derek?
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