01x55 - Buddy Building

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck!

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

- ♪ You're always number one ♪
- yes!

♪ There's buddies,
there's pals ♪

- Yeah!
- ♪ You always seem
to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see
you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for
a real good time? ♪

- ♪ A real good time ♪
- aah!

♪ Report to the goof troop ♪

♪ And we'll always
stick together ♪

♪ Always stick together ♪

♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends
forever ♪

♪ Side by side
wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

- ♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
- ♪ we're the goof troop ♪

♪ And we always
stick together ♪

- Gawrsh!
- ♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

♪ Come along
and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to the goof troop ♪

♪ La do be da bop
la ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

[Dog barking]

[woman on tv]
oh, if only we hadn't wasted

our last wish
on that silly ferrari.

[man on tv] yeah!
everybody knows you
should wish american.

now we'll never see home again.

[sobbing]

Yeah, and they lived happily
ever after, yada, yada, yada.

You spuds shouldn't be wasting
time in front of the tube.

It's summer,
for crying out sakes.

Get out and get a life!

But keep it quiet.

The game's about to start!

How come whenever someone
gets three wishes on tv,

They always blow it?

Ah, peej,
they're just cartoons.

They don't know any better.

I mean, you'd just wish
for more wishes.

Well, if you had all
the wishes in the world,

What would you wish for?

Oh, man, I'd be the best
at everything.

I'd be the best basketball
player, baseball player,

Racecar driver, and--

And definitely the best ska--
[screams]

It's time for us to take our
walk, you cute little baby, you.

[Grumbling]

- [Screams]
- [yowls]

- Thanks, p*stol!
- Hey!

I got you, peej!

Hold on p.j.!

Well, I am the best
at being clutsy.

That's why you need me
as your best friend.

Oh, no. Not another harold
hatchback commercial!

i'll bet you wish you had
the guts to own a hot, red,

gas-guzzlin',
insurance-panicking
sports car, don't ya?

what I wish is that
you'd dry up

and fertilize the posies,
tailpipe breath.

hey! This little number
could be a wish come true

if you're man enough to come
down here right now and make
a deal,

like spoonerville's
beloved police chief.

Hey! No fair using
famous type celebrities!

I tell you,
I'm not leaving until somebody
buys me one of these cars!

Thanks, chief.
It's been a thrill.

Why, that dirty, rotten--

Who's he think he is,

Coming up with that no-good
sales gimmick

Before yours truly?

Whoa!

Daddy's gonna take
a little nap now.

- [Groans]
- [body thuds]

My, that harold hatchback is
in wonderful shape, isn't he?

No wonder his commercials
are so popular.

What? Good shape?

Muscles, eh?

[Inhales] well,
if that's what sells cars,

I got money in the bank.

[Exhales]

If that's what sells cars,
your piggy bank is empty.

Oh, yeah?

Well, we'll see about that.

Okay, okay,
just a little further.

Perfecto! All right.

What are you waiting for,
you spuds? Let her go!

[Crying out]

[Coughs]

Whoa! Golly, sir,
what's going on?

Yeah, it looks like you're
taking up boxing. [Laughs]

Get it? Boxing?

[Muttering]
don't just stand there
making jokes.

Help me get this stuff inside.

What is all this stuff, mr. P.?

Well, you get these crates open
and you will see.

[Straining]

Now, remember, boys,

Don't lift these things
with your back.

You may hurt yourselves.

[Straining]

[Both cry out]

What?

Whoa!

Enough of that old technology.

That's why they call all
those old weights dumbbells.

[Laughing]

Now, this is the muscle
machine of the future.

Okay, boys, push the lever.

Uh, sir, um, how do you feel
about reading the instructions?

Do you take me for
some kind of melon head
or something?

That's for amateurs.
Let 'er rip.

[Powering up]

See? Nothing to it.

- Whoa!
- [Crashing]

Tighter! Come on, you spuds!
I said together!

Tighter I tell you!
I can take it!

That's it, that's it,
you're getting it.

Good. Now tie it off.

Quick, quick.

There. You see? Who needs
to get in shape to get in shape?

Subterfuge!
That's the american way.

[Rumbling]
uh, mr. P.?

I don't think
this is such a good idea.

What are you talking about,
you goof?

Works in hollywood all the time.

Yes, sir, that's true,
but this is not hollywood.

[Vocalizes]

- Fire in the hole!
- Take cover!

You think your dad will
ever let us down again?

- Sure, if the tv breaks down.
- Hey, it's no biggie.

We'll just make this our
exclusive club for best buds.

Only two members allowed-- us!

The best bud club?

Raise your hand
for the solemn best bud oath.

I max and p.j.,

Vow to be best buds forever.

Yeah, and pledge allegiance
to un, food, and--

And the pursuit of goofing off.

- Excellent!
- Excellent!

Peej!

I think our club needs
a coordination coordinator.

Commercials. Kids.
I can't stand standing this.

Oh, look!
Harold hatchback's gotten

To spoonerville
for his new commercial.

I guess some men like
their women with mustaches.

Oh, for crying out sakes,

That spud gets
all the celebrities.

What does he do? Hang out
at nose jobs for less?

Well, it sure beats your ad
with giblet the clown.

Hey, hey, hey!
How was I supposed to know

He had a face
that melted windshields?

Oh, finding a big star
in spoonerville's

As easy as milking
a porcupine.

Well, if spoonerville has
any celebrities at all,

They're probably out
trying to get a tan.

That's it.
I'll go to lake zester.

Everybody who's anybody
goes there to bake in the sun.

Oh, great! Take the boys,
will you? p*stol and I
are going shopping.

- But puddin'--
- bye-bye, moss muffin.

How does she do that?

Now, keep an eye out
for anybody what's famous.

- You got it, mr. P.
- Yes, sir.

Gawrsh! Maybe I'll get some
autographics. Ah-hyuck!

Now, don't go crazy
if you see a star!

On account of because I gotta
approach 'em real tactful-like

So's they'll do my commercial.

Oh, hey! Isn't that girl on
the monkey of the sea tuna can?

Where? Here, hold this, goof.

Miss! Oh, miss!

I love show business.
Ah-hyuck!

Balloons for sale.
Get your balloons here...

You obnoxious no-nothing
little pipsqueaks.

[Both] wow!

Looks like a prime best bud
friend zone.

Hey, kid,
want a balloon?

I believe, as members
of the best bud club,

We'd better take a vote.

Absolutely. Survey says--

[Both imitate buzzer]

- No, thanks.
- [Laughing]

[Both laughing]

Oh, look at them
little rug rats,

So full of life and energy.

What's their problem?

Whew!

All's I wanted was
her phone home number.

Who does she think
she is anyhow?

Did you get her autograph?

No. She's a nobody.

Probably some spud's
pet hamster in another life.

Hey, I think that's...
[Indistinct]

Is he famous?

No, but he owes me money.

- Here!
- Whoa!

Okey-dokey. I'll be right here
catching some rays.

Gawrsh!

Ah-hyuck! Ow!

[Sighs]

- What?
- All right, pop! Great catch!

hey, peej, go deep for
a lynn swann-type pass!

Hit me!

Crazy kids.
[Laughing]

Boys! Hey, fellers!

Oh, there's gotta be
someone famous here.

Oh if I put a blank look
on that guy,

He could be the vice-president.

Here's your bike back.

Ah! Another beautiful afternoon
at lake zester.

Hmm. Whose life can I make
miserable today, huh?

Oh, pete! Petey boy!

Nah, too easy.

- I got it! I got it!
- Perfect.

[Cries out]

Sorry, tumble tub.

Hey, give it back, man.

Mmm... No.

Well, you may have my frisbee,

But I still got my visor.

Okay, you may have my frisbee,

Visor, shirt, shoes, and watch,

But I still have, uh...

Me! I'll handle this.

That's what best buds are for.

Don't worry, peej.
I'll get us out of this somehow.

[Chuckles]
ole.

- Take a siesta, leech.
- Whoa!

- Huh? Oh no!
- Coopy hatchback?

I go by coop now.

- Let me go, man.
- What do you say?

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

All right, I'll let you go.

[Screams]

Hey, thanks, coop.

Not that I couldn't handle
a wimp like leech myself.

Hey, no problemo.

Sorry I spoiled your fun.

But how'd you get
so big and so strong?

Got into bodybuilding.

You know,
lifting weights and stuff.

- I can bench press 150 now.
- Is that so?

Terribly interesting,
I must say.

Come on, peej,
let's hit the surf.

You know, p.j.,

You'd probably make
a great bodybuilder.

- You got the bulk.
- Really?

- Come on, I'll show you.
- k*ller!

Hey, are you coming, max?

Sure.

Best buds always stick together.

This is it, spoonerville's
own muscle beach.

This is it? You pick up
dumbbells in a sandbox?

Cool.

Here, I'll show you.

Peej, look!

Whoa!

Yeah, yeah,
I'm not fooling around.

Let's get down
to some serious musculating.

Now, when you use
the punching bag--

This thing's a cinch.

- Ow! Ow!
- [Crashing]

Yeah, you're getting
the hang of it now, p.j.

[Straining]

Yep, this bodybuilding stuff
is a piece of--

- Look out!
- [Crashing]

I'll be back.

I don't know
what's so darned funny

About this job anyway.

- [Crying]
- [chuckling]

I feel a whole lot better now.

Oh!
[Clears throat]

[Sighs]

Hey, squirt.

You're gonna ruin my business
with that face.

Giblet, I've got the clutsy,
skinny, little boy blues.

Oh, I hate those.

Worse than the rubber nose rash.

If I don't grow
some muscles fast,

I'm gonna lose my best bud.

All right, all right, hold on.

I think I got something
that might help.

What a mess.

I gotta fire that maid.

Ohh-la-la.

Ick!

If it ain't harry hatchback!

Hey, petey, old boy.

So what are you doing?

Scrounging up more celebs
for your idiot tv commercials?

Looks like you're doing
the same thing.

No way! I don't need miss
facial hair to fill my rv's.

Oh, no way!
It's ronald struedelnossher!

[Both screaming]

Ronald struedelnossher?
He'd be perfect or my next
commercial.

No way! He's mine!

[Screaming]

- No way! He's--
- out of the way! He's my star!

Gawrsh!

There you go. Perfect.

Hey, clownie, you think
this will really work?

Hey! My inflatable muscles
in a can have never failed.

Come here a sec.

Go get 'em, squirt!

P.j., Look.

What?

Hey, guys! What's the matter?

Haven't you ever seen--
uh-oh.

Whoa!

Yikes!

Whoa!

[Overlapping chatter]

- Help!
- [All gasp]

Whoa!

Help!

Maxie?
Help!

- Max! Mr. G.!
- Are you okay?

Stellar...

- Ronald! Ronald!
- Where are you?

He's disappeared!

Ouch. Poor little fella.

Better not sue me.

Excuse me,
little clown person.

Gah! Stay back!

I got weiner dog balloons,
and I know how to use them!

I need your car.

It's yours. Take it.

You see, the fans,
they are too much.

I must get away for a while.

Oh, I can totally relate.

How much do you want for it.

Well, the listed
blue book price is, uh--

- Let's see, uh--
- this ought to cover it.

[Chuckles]

Good-bye, clown person.

Ciao! Thanks a mil!

- Hiya, folks!
- [All grumble]

Gawrsh! Looks like you all
just got misspelled tattoos.

I can't believe ronald
struedelnossher was
in spoonerville.

And we missed him.

I almost got to meet
the discontinuator.

It was gonna be the mother
of all commercials.

Wait a minute.

We've got three fathers
and three sons.

If we work together as a team,
we could all meet him!

And maybe he'll do both
our commercials.

Hmm. Yeah, I knew that.

Huh. He can't be
that hard to find.

He's so big.

It's not like
it's "mission impossible"!

Ah-hyuck!

your mission--
to find ronald struedelnossher.

take no prisoners,
only autographs.

this tape will self-destruct
in five seconds.

i mean, two seconds.

Okay, men, we have our mission.
Let's move it.

- Hey p.j.!
- Come on, p.j.

On my way coopay!

That gives us plenty of time.

Swell.

[Both cry out]

Whoops.

Ah-hyuck! Whoo-hoo!

Pop, I think we can safely say
ronald is not at the playground.

Well, he sure is missing out.
Ah-hyuck!

[Vehicle approaching]

Oh, phooey. Out of gas.

[Stammering]

Oh, double-phooey.
I must seek help.

Excuse me, my name
is ronald struedelnossher!

Please! I need help to--
oh, mama.

- Did you find him?
- Nah, we thought we did,
but it turned out to be him.

Hey, I can't help but if you
mistake me for a movie star.

It's in my jeans, you know.

Hey, we're looking
for ronald struedelnossher.

- Have you seen him?
- Sure. Sold him my car.

You couldn't sell wood
to a termite.

Hey! An autographed
rubber chicken.

"To giblet, I hope you're
smiling on the inside."

It must have fallen out
of giblet's car.

There's more! Come on!

- Looks like this is it.
- Help! Help!

Somebody forgot to hire
a stunt double!

There he is!

Now, when we meet ronald,
let me ask him about doing
the commercials.

Wait a minute!
Let me do the talking.

After all,
I'm a better salesman.

What? You couldn't sell
a good deed to mother teresa.

Well, you couldn't sell ice
to an eskimo. Nyah!

Help! Help!

Wow! Ronald struedelnossher!

Gawrsh! It's a pleasure, sir.
I'm goofy--

Dad! We gotta help him out!

Yes, hurry, or we'll all be
smushed into baby snail pate.

- How do we get down?
- I don't know.

Hey, hold it! I got giblet's
inflatable funny feet!

[All screaming]

All right, max! You did it!

Yes!

Thank you, all.

You are the kindest rescue
clowns I've met in a long time.

Gawrsh!

If you need anything, just ask,

And I'll eventually return.

Hasta luigi.

- Bye!
- You're a pretty
cool dude, man!

Let me help you off with
those clod-hoppers, maxie.

Thanks, p.j..

Hey, best buds are supposed
to help each other, am I right?

Right, peejster!

I wanted to thank you guys
for counting me in.

I was getting a little bored
talking to dumbbells
all the time.

No problem!

I mean, there's always room
for another bud!

Absiposilutely!

Where is he?

Now, look what you done,
"mr. Let's work together
as a team."

[Overlapping chatter]

♪ Gimme a beat ♪

Yeah!